Second Date Update PODCAST: Sticks and Stones

she wasn't standing in the bathroom we were. I was at this bar and the girl's line was like down the hall. It was really a long line. She looked like pretty upset. So I was like, hey, why don't you use the men's bathroom when I watched the door. Okay, so she did use the men's bathroom, yes, and you stood guard and listened to her. Peace. I don't know about listening, all right, So tell us more about her. I mean, your email said how you met and that

she's not calling you back. But how'd your evening go with her? Well, her name was Penny and she was really nice. So she thanked me for watching the door for her, and I asked her if maybe she wanted to drink, so we went over to the bar and got her drink together. You are a gentleman, and you even paid held the door. Yeah. I think we got along really good, just back and forth. I asked to what she did. She asked me what I what I did for work and everything, which right now I'm out

of work currently. So so you impressed her with that line. Yeah, it's truthful. I was gonna lie to it. Okay, that's good. It's good that you didn't say like, I'm an entrepreneur. Yeah. Yeah, So what did you guys actually do on your date. We didn't go on a date. Okay, so she's not calling you back just after this one night you met

her at the bar. Yeah, exactly. So when we're at the bar, we're talking and everything, and I wanted to ask her out, see if she wanted, so I didn't know how to do it, and um, We're just standing there talking and everything, and I saw this rose laying on the bar, so I grabbed the rose and I gave it to her and I said, hey, if you take this and go out with me, I'll get you twelve more. Oh my gosh, yeah, I just say that. Did she actually like that? She loved it? Yeah? I

mean she said, yes, she took the rolls. Did she notice that you stole it from somebody else? No? I don't think so. All right, And so you guys, what you got her number? There? Yeah, we exchanged numbers and then we texted. It seemed real friendly and everything, and then it just started to get weird. It seemed a little more distant. So I just actually like, what's going on with a cold shoulder? And then after that I never got a response. What do you mean it got distant?

I don't know. It was like, hey, how you doing? Like we were leading up to something, and then it just seemed like it just seemed like something went away. I didn't get it. All right. So you met her this one night at the bar, You had a conversation over drinks after you helped her pee, and you want you liked her so much that you want to do a second date? Update just after that meeting. Yeah, I liked her. I really want to go on a date with her. How long did you guys spend together at

the bar? Half hour? So after a half hour, you're willing to do a second date up. Yeah, half hours a long time. That's a lot and a half hour. We talked about a lot. It means she was real pretty, blonde hair, blue eyes, she likes sports. I mean she seemed perfect. Sounds like your guys souls really connected over those drinks. I mean, you don't really know anything about her. Are you sure she's even single? I don't think she wouldn't let me buy her a drink. I mean I

hope she's single. Oh no, trust me, she could be. She could be like married for forty years. Still let you buy her a drink. Yeah, here's the deal. Guys like I never get to meet like I've never had the opportunity, like with someone this pretty and everything, and I feel like I'm I'm almost there. So I really want to look up with this girl. I really want to talk to her. I want to know what's up. Okay, So basically, she's the hottest girl that you've ever had

a conversation. Yo. I tried to talk to a lot of hot girls, but this is the only one that actually talked back to me. Hey, I completely understand then, why you want to do this. Why do you think that she's not calling you back then? Or why do you think she stopped texting you? I don't know. I mean I thought everything went fall in the bar. Could maybe she saw me grab the rose. I didn't steal it from someone. Maybe she saw me grab the rose

off the bar or something. Maybe she thought that was classless. I don't know. She gave me her number. What was the last thing that you guys said to each other? It was really nice to meeting you. Um, I can't wait to go out and I'll hitch up tomorrow. And what'd she say back? She said, thanks again for watching the restaurroom. It was really nice here, so thanks again for watching the restroom lap And that was it. And

that's the last thing you've heard from her. Yeah, all right, well I'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay, all right, sounds good? All right, man, hang up rooking jubil in the morning. You know what that is? Did anybody tell me what that is? No? Water dripping? Water dripping is the sound of a budding new romance. It's like it is, isn't it. It's beautiful? Yeah, And that is why Eric wants to call a girl to day in his second date update.

Eric is on the phone with us. He told us about how he met this girl at a bar. He met her because she was standing in line for the women's restroom was really long, and he was like, let me be your night in shining armor. I'll stand guard, you can go in the men's bathroom, and then they struck up a conversation. After that, they talked for about thirty minutes. But now she's not texting him back and he wants to get a hold of her really badly. Why because in his own words, she's the hottest girl

that's ever actually talked back to him. All right, Eric, are you about ready to give Penny a call and get your second date update? Yes? I am. And Eric, what did Penny do when you guys were talking? I forgot to ask that gave you the indication that she was legitimately into you. I don't know if it's anything she did. I mean the fact that she was talking to me for a half hour and then even gave me her number when I asked for it. That didn't like a good thing. What's your success rate usually when

you ask a girl for a number? I don't know. I'd say this went well I don't know. They usually don't. It's not that good. Okay. Well I'm gonna dollar phone of it right now and get her on the phone and see if we can get your second update. Okay, all right, thanks there, here we go. Hello. Hi, is Penny there? This is her mask is calling? Yeah, Hi, Opinion. This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning.

It's a radio show. Okay. I'm calling you because one of our listeners actually sent us an email about you and asked if we could get a hold of you. Well, I've never heard of your show, so I don't know anybody that would listen to it. Well you do. Actually, you know one person at least who listens to it, and he liked you so much that he wanted us to get a hold of you. Okay, and who would that be? That would be a guy named Eric that you met at a bar recently, are you yes, I am.

He sent us an email and told us about how he met you and had been texting back and forth that you really wanted to take you out on a date, but you've stopped texting him, so he asked us if we could get you on the phone and find out if something happened. Wow, I'm not sure what you guys know about well, I mean, I don't know what he told you. So he told us. He pretty much just told us that he met you. You You were standing in line for the restroom, and then he helped you use

the guy's restroom. You guys talked to the bar for about a half an hour and have been planning a date. But then you just dropped off the face of the earth. You dropped out of Eric's world, and he can't stand it. Penny, So is that true? Did it really happen? Yeah, so that's true. But he was so rude and so coolest, how rude he was that I didn't just drop off the face of the earth. There was very specific reasons why I just decided never to connect with that person again.

Everyone killing us? Why did you give the number? If he was so rude? I felt bad, Like I almost kind of felt bad. I mean, this guy was never ever gonna be with a woman. I just never. He'll never be with a woman ever. What did he do that was so rude? Well, after he held the bathroom door for me, I made the huge mistake of sitting down for a drink with him. He offered to buy me a drink, which I said yes to. These all sound like nice gentleman things to do. So far, the

sound really nice. They start off to you, a really nice gentlemanly thing to do, and then he keeps talking and his mouth just doesn't stop moving. So he proceeds to troll every girl in line and rate her based on looks, which was really fun as another woman in that bar to sit and listen to somebody do. So he's sitting with you and rating all the other girls

in the bar. Oh yeah. I don't know if he was bored or he thought this was a great idea, but he said, look at all those trolls standing in line, and he wanted to just like rate them on a scale of one to ten, one by one. And I didn't even get to I didn't even get to finish my sentence, and he just starts like laying into him. Did you try to interrupt him and stop him from this? Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah yeah. I kept asking him to talk about something else, and he was just I

mean things like, oh that girl there's a four. I mean, her eyes are too far apart, she's got harry eyebrows and beds and like one at a time, like, oh, she's like a straight up garden no man, Like she's like short and squat and like, I mean, he was just he was cracking himself up, Tithat. He was mister funny ha ha. And I don't think that he has ever ever had a girlfriend in his entire life, because because somebody would have stopped this a long time ago.

You know, he did tell us that you're the hottest girl that's ever spoke to him. Oh well, that is a compliment. I'm sure. I'm surprised Titha was the hottest girl because he actually wanted to rate me as well. So what did you say when he told you that? I asked if we could not do that. I said, yeah, yeah, let's not do the rating thing anymore. Let's move on. Let's try to talk about anything else anything. And did he give you a rating? Oh yeah, he gave me

a rating. He was adamant. He said, nope, I'm going to hear the rating because it's a good one. Okay, I'm guessing he's like, oh, you're a ten. Look at all those other fours and fives. I'm sitting next to the tin in the bar. You think he would because he's trying to hit on me. But no, that ask gave me a seven plus. What does a seven plus even mean? I guess it's better than a seven, but worse than an eighth. And he went on and detailed about why he gave me a seven plus. Oh serious,

So he actually went into detail. Huh yeah, yeah, he wanted me to know why. What was his reasoning? Well, my teeth weren't perfectly straight enough and I had a nice chest, but it could have been a little bigger slap this dude. I think he's just so unaware, like it wouldn't do anything. It wouldn't help. It's never gonna click with Tim. He never had a girlfriend, probably never will. So yeah, I feel bad for the guy. Well, Penny, thank you for telling us. I appreciate it. You're welcome.

It was a complete nightmare with that idiot. And I want to tell you, you know what, in my book, you're an eight minus not seven. You upbraided. That's so sweet. You're welcome. I also want to let you know that he's actually on the other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you. Wait what, Yeah, he's actually on the phone. Eric, Yeah, I'm here. Wait are you kidding me? Penny? You didn't find that entertaining making fun of the girls in line? And that's so me, dude.

I mean I was trying to be nice to you. It was like I felt like I was stuck with you. Man. You bought me a drink. I'm like, I, No, it was no fun. There was no fun. You were going right along with it. I thought we were having a good time. I knew some of those girls by the way that you were making fun of. No, none of that was fun. Where are you ever going to find another guy like that who would come up with a game like that? You know, I'm a good time. I'm a fun time you Okay? I hope that I never

find another guy like that? And you are anti fund That was the most unfun thing I think I've ever done ever. I mean, you got the best rating out of everyone. Wow, you're bragging about giving me a seven plus? Like seven plus and that bar is like a ten. You know, every all the other girls with five. I'm the best bad looking girl at that bar, but I wasn't tried and tulky. You're hot, You're beautiful, you're like, yeah, seven and a half one compared to the scale we

were working on. You see you guys, listen to this. You're clueless, man, you are so clueless. Listen. I know women won Okay, I know with a need and yeah I don't. I don't know what you're talking about. It sounds like, hey, it sounds like it's Eric. She just doesn't know what she needs that Penny, that's right. Would you like to go on a second date with Eric? We will pay for it. Absolutely not ever again. I hope I never talked to you again. Oh no, no, please?

Why did you just go find another seven plus to installed? Because I am done listening to this? Oh nice, very nice. The only reason you're not going to go out with me is because you're totally frigid and I don't need to go. Oh my god, you are an imbasile, absolute imbasile. Not a successful second day update for you, Eric, Penny, thank you for sharing your story. Yep, Eric, I'm sorry about that. I'm sorry you didn't get a date. Yeah that's okay, don't worry. I mean I told her she

was a seven plus, but she was only a five. Hey, Hey, they're done talking to you. It's time for you to go now. Text in at seven eight five nine two that says, hey, seven is a good rating. She must think she's Beyonce or something. It's broke and jubil in the morning. Going to talk about the second day update

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there having drinks at the bar. He bought her a drink and then proceeded to rip on every single female that was in attendance at the bar, I think, in the hopes of being like, you're the hottest girl in here, But then he rated her a seven plus. He didn't be like, you're at ten brutally honest, I guess how he thought that was a fun game for people to just put other people downbody wants to participate in that, dude,

Oh I would. I would love to do that if I could be the girl who was just like, hey, let's just sit on here and rip sit here and rip on people for a while and be like, I love you, You're the best. Another text in at seven eight five to nine two that says, honestly, I thought he was kind of sweet. I think it'd be fun to sit and rate p We'll give him my number.

So some people do actually want to do that. So yeah, he just sat there ripping on everybody the whole time, and she obviously didn't want to go out with him again, so they agreed not to go out. And I'm sure he was a real, you know, eight plus on the scale too. Of course, because the people who usually rate others are always gorgeous, I think, because something that most dudes do like we do it sometimes, but never with

a girl like you're supposed to. Yeah, well that's the whole game, right, Rate women, Well, sometimes I don't know. I just sitting rate women. Rate dudes, just sitting and look look at people and judge them. That's the fun part of life, especially when you're better than everybody else,

is just sitting there and judging people. I think it's just part of the whole thing where some dudes have, like the part of their game is an insult, you know, like, hey, you don't walk up to a girl and be nice to where you gotta be like, hey, like you look okay, like for a chubbo And then apparently that's supposed to get you some points or something like that. That's hard to get when you just make people self esteem. So

they agreed not to go out again. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back and hopefully find out what you did wrong.