Second Date Update PODCAST: Spy in Training

him Dennis. So quote Dennis is on the phone. End quote what's up, Dennis Hiler? Guys? How are you doing? Good man? First of all, why the alias? Why don't you want us to use your real name? Well, you know, I just prefer not to have that information out there. You know, it's a public form here on the radio, you know, just prefer to keep it secretly. Dennis, Can I just ask you right off the bat, you're not married or anything? Right? No? No, I'm not. I'm willing

to say that I'm not not married. Okay, you're not married? So why don't you tell us a little bit about the girl that you want to call today? What's her name. Her name is Cathy? Is that her real name or a fake name? I'd prefer not to say that's that's the name I'm giving it. Well, I'm going to have to call her, so I'm hoping that's her real name. She's like, Kathy's not here right now. I don't know how to help you. Well, she'll respond to Kathy. Okay, Hey,

all right, where did you meet Kathy? Or can we know that? So? Well? I met? I met her? Where she works? Okay? And where does she work? Um? It's a store in downtown Erie. Okay. And do you do you work at said store as well? Dennis? Um? I would rather not say. What are you going to answer for us? Then? We would like to get a little information from you. So far, you've told us that you met a girl whose name could possibly be Kathy. We don't know your name, and you won't tell us where

the store is or what you do there? Well, you know, I mean, I I understand, you know, just too much information might compromise myself or or Kathy. So you know, I will do my best to answer as much as I can. Okay, We're gonna try to get to the bottom of how your date went. At least. So did you strike up a conversation at the store and then ask for her phone number? Or is that asking too much? Well, I'll say this, I'll say this much that I did

meet her. I did, I did speak with her, and I uh, I found her to be attractive certainly and also very very unassuming. You know, I felt like I felt like she wasn't a spread, she wasn't at that. To be cautious, that's all. It's just, you know, to be cautious. Okay, So what did you guys do for your day? I know, I think probably know the answer. But what did you guys do when you went out? Um? You know, we went, uh, we went to a place and um, you know, I had a conversation. Can I

ask what type of place it was? Um? I will, I will, I will tell you it was, um an eatery of some sort either food. Are you able to open up to Kathy and just not us, like, at least on the date you had real conversation? Ah, you know, I mean honestly, I uh, I'd rather not get into the specifics of that. I will say that we we had a conversation and I found it to be engaging. Say, so, did you have a good time? I feel like you can tell us that without too much information. I will,

I will say that much we did. I thought it was I thought we had a good time. We figured out something. So you went out with a girl that you met somewhere, and you went somewhere, maybe had food, and then you enjoyed yourself. Yes, that's all correct. Okay, So what do you think quit wrong? And you're very vague date I will, I will say that I didn't

notice anything in particular that might have gone wrong. You know, at the end, we did go back to her place and I did try to kiss her, okay, but she she said to me she she didn't want to kiss. And I remember she said specifically, let's save it for next time, and I made I'm sure that's what she's said, because I made sure to write it down. At it you wrote it down like in your diary or what? Well, I wrote it down when I got back to my car. I had a notepad, um in my car. I wrote

it down. Okay, she said let's save the kiss for next time, meaning she probably was hoping for another date with you. Yeah, well that's what I thought. Yes, why are you writing down what people say. Well, it's a good tool for remembering conversations. You know, you never know when you're gonna have to recall what happened, you know,

I try to keep a good record, right. You never know when you're gonna be calling into a radio station to do a second date update, but not giving them any information other than what the girl said to you at the end of the date. I'm sorry, guys. I know it sounds ridiculous that I can't say very much, but um but look, I listen to you guys faithfully every day. You know. I know you guys are very funny and and find you very helpful, and you know,

I was hoping. Granted, I know I'm cautious, but I'm hoping you can help because you know, honestly, you're you're basically the only ones that we can trust. We meaning like the Royal We like you are calling yourself we or you and her. Yeah, I'd rather not get into that, but um but I will say, you guys have no motivation to put us in harm's way, So that's you know, I feel, I feel, I think not at all. I

want to get you a second date. I'm just hoping this works out because I have no information, Dennis, Are you concerned at all because you've heard these second date updates that when we call the other person, Kathy could tell us all sorts of things about you. Well, I don't think that's possible. She doesn't know enough about me to compromise me in a significant way. And slightly, I mean, I'm also very concerned about her safety. You're concerned about

her safety? Yes, Well, I've tried to contact her since our date each day and she hasn't responded, So I'm growing, you know, concerned. You don't think that maybe she just didn't want to go out with you again based on the what I wrote down, Let's save it for next time. I'm I'm doubtful, Okay, could wait? What could be the worst case scenario here, like she's kidnapped? Well, again, I'd rather not go into the specifics of that, but I'll just say it could be bad, and I'm hoping that

you will be able to get her on the phone. Okay, Well, we'll play a song come back, and then we'll call her and get your second date update. Okay, all right, thank you, Okay, don't go anywhere brooking jubil in the morning update. If you missed the first part of today's second date update, it's one that's shrouded in mystery. Dennis is on the phone. That's not even his real name. He asked to go buy a different name because he

doesn't want his real identity out there. He didn't really tell us much about how he met the girl that he wants to call, or about the date at all. He didn't really tell us much of anything other than he had a good time and he dropped her off at the end of the night, tried to get a kiss, and she said, But what did she say, Dennis? What were her words? She said, let's save it for next time. Let's save it for next time, which means that she was probably planning on another date. But now she hasn't

called him back, and he's wondering why. And we're gonna get her on the phone and hopefully maybe she'll give us a little more information about your date. Dennis. Well, we'll see. I mean, there's really not that much more that she could tell you than what I've already revealed. Cool, so just no details at all. You tell stories like I do. No one are My friends don't like hearing stories from me. It's like, how was your day? Yeah?

It was all right? Not not much happens. Okay, Well I'm gonna dial her number and see if we can get her on the phone and find out what happened. Okay, okay, thanks very much, guys. I really appreciate this, and I hope you're able to get her. Yeah, let's see, all right, I'm gonna dollar number right now. Hello, Hi, May I speak to Kathy? Please? Is she? Oh? That is your name? Cool? What's up, Kathy? How are you? My name is Jewbill from Brook and Jewbil in the Morning. Oh Um, I'm good.

I'm sorry. Who says this is Jewel from brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Oh um? Sorry? Can I help you with something? Yeah you can. We actually got an email about you from one of our listeners. And this is going to be hard for me to tell you who it is because I don't really know much about him or what you guys did together. But apparently you went on a date with somebody who listens to our show. Okay, and now you're not calling them

back for another date. Okay? Who was it? Well, he wouldn't tell us his real name. But he's going by the name of Dennis. So did you go out on a date recently with like more than one person? Well, I mean, and you don't have any other information than that. He No, I just know his name is Dennis. That's what he'll let us call him. He said that he met you downtown and that you guys went to eat somewhere, and that he tried to kiss you at the end

of the day. The only details that I have is that he tried to kiss you at the end of the date. You said to him, let's save that for next time. Oh okay, all right, So you're talking about you would give too much information right off the top. Yeah, I mean, I don't know anybody named Dennis that I do know somebody that sounds familiar or what you're saying that The guy told me his name was not Dennis.

He was so frustrating to talk to. He wouldn't give us any information and acted like everything was some secret about his life, right, Yeah, exactly. So, Yeah, it could be Dennis, it could be anything. I have absolutely no idea. I mean I didn't I don't really know the guy that well, and I didn't really know him much better after the date, so I have no idea. Okay, can you tell us a little bit about your date because he didn't give us any details? Oh um, yeah, I

mean I guess I can. It's one of the weirdest states, if not the weirdest state I've ever been on. Okay, So we were gonna go out to eat, and he came and kicked me up, and he seemed really normal, like just talking to him, except for like these weird little things about what happened. Like when we actually got to the restaurant, he has the hostess if we could sit at a table in the back of the restaurant, like, you know, further back from everything else. Okay, And he

asked for that, like really specifically with the hostess. Um. And I'm like thinking to myself, this guy has got to be married or have a girlfriend or something, being so secretive about it, right right, I mean, okay, so he's a little picky about where he wants to sit in the restaurant. That's not like the worst thing in the world, is it. Oh my god, I didn't I didn't even tell you, guys. The best part there's more

to it. Yes, So we're sitting at the table and he looks at me seriously and he says, would you mind if we go secure? What like? Yeah, exactly? What does that mean? What do you mean? Sure? And he takes out this like magnetic looking thing. It looks like a pen, and he asked me if he could wipe my cell phone? What do you mean a clean white Yeah? I mean, I guess I get I asked him. I was like, well, what do you mean. He's like, oh, I'm just gonna hear the information from your cell phone

and then you can turn it off. I was like, I can just turn it off. No, you can't wipe myself. Yeah, I need the information on my cell phone. Yeah, exactly, so you know, I asked him. I was like, you know, what's your keel? Are you married? Do you have a girlfriend? Is there some reason that you're being so secretive about this, you know? And he started laughing really loud, like uncomfortably loud in the restaurant and people were staring at us. And he's like, no, of course not. It's just the

line of work that I'm in. And I was like, well, what kind of what kind of work do you do? What line of work are you in? And he said if things go, well, then he'll disclose more information to me later. Oh my god, that would make me go on a second day to Loan just because I'd be dying to know. I know, it was. It was totally intriguing. I really wanted to know more about him. I really wanted to know, like, what is this guy hiding? Did you ever get an answer on that? No? No, no,

I did not. I mean, it was the weirdest date I've ever had and I was just over it, so I wasn't going to call him back. Well, it's unfortunate that you weren't going to call him back, because I have to let you know that he's actually on the other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk to him. What. Yeah, Dennis, are you there? Yes, Yes, I'm here. Uh, Hi, Hi Cassy. I'm first of all, I'm I'm I'm very happy to hear that you're doing all right. Um. I was. I was worried about you

because I wasn't able to get in touch. Um. But but look, I have to say, I uh, I know it sounds bad when when when you recount it that way, and you know, it sounds like I was I was being strange and and and uh, you know. But but I always can say, is that if you knew more, you would know that I do have my reasons for what I was doing. And it really is best for all of us that, um that I you know, don't just close too much information. I mean, is this is

this really happening right now? You're trying to justify what happens. Look, look, I understand, I understand where you're coming from, but I just have to repeat. I mean, the more the more you know, the worst the worst it is, the worst it could be. So that why would she want to date you if if more goes? Look, I will say this, I did really like you, and I wonder you know, if I tell you a little bit more, you know, would you consider going on a second date? Probably not.

I mean, just just give me, just give me a chance to tell you. I can tell you a little bit more and maybe maybe you can decide after you no more. I would love to hear a little bit more. Yeah, me too, I don't know if I do. Dennis, Can you please tell us a little bit more, give us some information about yourself, please? Okay? Um? So so Kathy, I mean, look, they're um I mean, I really shouldn't. I really shouldn't be so. So there are certain um

government agencies you know, are involved in covert operations. You know. I'm God, I want are you a spy or something? Well, okay, I will say I will say this, No I am. I am not cluently involved in any of those government agencies. I'm not currently involved, but I'm very passionate about that line of work, and i would like to be a part of it someday. Oh God, you're do you want to be a spy? Would I would? Well, I will say I would like to be a part of these

elite government agencies. Okay, that's not the way you do it by pretending like you're a spy right now, You like, I don't know, join the armed forces and go through training and go to college. Okay. Feeling, Why do I have a feeling? He's living in his mom's basement. Yes, he's like some internet hacker. I've done a lot of research and it involves a good deal of self control and a certain style of you know, of living. And I'm just sort of preparing myself for that now to

make sure that I'm ready. Dennis, have you have you had any interviews with any of these government agencies that you're hoping to again, I really can't. I can't. I can't reveal that. I mean, yes, you can, actually, Dennis, you can reveal all of it because nobody cares if you really beal that information, not even the government. Well, I mean you can. You can think what you want on that matter. But you know that's why I'm I'm

in training for this and you're not. All right. Well, Dennis, I'm going to ask the question to Kathy to see if she'll give me an answer. Kathy, would you be interested in going out with Dennis again? A second date with a spy in training? Maybe you can learn a little bit more about him. We'll pay for a second date. Um, No, No, that's okay, I think so. But think about how you can brag to your friends about how you're dating to pretend spy. You know, I hear you guys laughing, and

I understand. Uh, you know, you might not understand what I'm what I'm dealing with, but I am confident that someday I'm going to have the job that I want. And uh, and Cathy, you know, I'm glad to hear that you're okay, first of all, um, but I I also you know, I'm disappointed that you don't want to do another date, but you know that it's it is. It is part of the life that I've accepted what you sign up for. When your name is maybe Dennis and you're taking girls out on dates. It's not very easy.

It isn't It's true, it's it is a hard life, but I've chosen to accept it. Broken jewel in the morning,