Second Date Update PODCAST: Spread Em

a lot. I want to just preface that I get nervous really easily. So a couple of weeks ago, I went out with like a couple co workers at a local bar. We're all, you know, tech guys, and we're just having a couple of drinks and is getting a little fun. And they kind of dared me to spot the hottest girl in the bar and you should go talk to her. Yeah, classic, dare I was really nervous about it. I don't you know, I don't. I just get way too nervous. I don't talk well. You do

sound don't talk well. I don't sound like a nervous guy at all. Yeah, you get it. And so they ended up finally coworking me into doing it. So, you know, I spotted who I thought was the hottest girl in the bar, and I, you know, I went over and ended up. I was like, so nervous. I ended up pulling up my phone into a Google search for like pickup lines. Didn't why did you go to that? Because I didn't know what to say? So what'd your phone

come up with? Well? The one I used was and I said this to her while looking at my phone. I was, hey, there, if you were a sheep, I would clone you. That's it, that's the one you chase. Yeah, well that's actually kind of endearing. Like you're looking at your phone, you're obviously nervous. I mean, yeah, she fell for it, right, She liked it. She thought it was really funny, and she ended up pulling up her phone. We ended up having sort of like a Google search

for pickup line. She was like, I bet you I could choose like ten that were better than that one. Yeah, she definitely out did me. Yeah, all right, so you struck up a conversation that way, and how did everything else go? It went great from there. We just started we had a couple of more drinks. We were talking the whole vest of the night, and probably like eleven thirty or midnight, place was getting slowing down. She ended up whispering, she said, let's go back to your place,

and I was amazed. I was like, blow away, like what this can't be happening? Did you say? Did I hear what I think you said? I just tried to play it cool, which is just me sweating and not saying, d get away to play it cool. But I didn't know at all that you were nervous. But yeah, but we ended up going back to my place. Things were moving in a way where the stuff was definitely going to happen, you know, more than just making out. Do

you have to google that too? I probably should have, because next thing I know, she's like, I just she has to like go into my bedroom and just sort of get ready to kind of get more a little more comfortable, and she's like, give me a minute, I'll tell you to come in, And so I let her go into my room. She's like a seductress. I mean, I don't know if she's so ductious, but she's definitely more experienced than me, and it seems like she's been

with a lot of men. Me I haven't been on a date for you know, maybe two years before this. So I'm sitting in the kitchen waiting for her to kind of like tell them when she's ready, and I start getting nervous again, right because she gives you time alone with your own thoughts. It's a horrible thing to do for you. So I started like freaking out, thinking, I got, oh no, she's experienced, I'm not. What do

I do? In my head, I get this idea that like, I gotta spice it up, I gotta bring, I gotta deliver when I walk in this room when she beckons me in. So I started going through my cupboards and I found my jar of nutella. Oh no, And I got this great idea that it's like, hey, you know what, Like I've seen movies and stuff, people like eating stuff off each other. That's sexy, that's fun. So I ended up stripping and putting nutella on my on myself below. Did you use a butter knife or did you do

it by hand? I just have to know I wasn't gonna put a knife town. That is not an attractive looking substance. By the way, I thought it would be fun, and you know, people like chocolate, but it's definitely doesn't It doesn't spread easily like it does like on the commercials of the ass. Oh, they're spreading it on different things in those commercials. I think that's the key. At any point during the spread, did you think like, maybe

this isn't a good idea. I at the home point, I had both my thighs covered in an entire arm. I don't think there was any point of going back. Yeah, I can't really play that off. You covered a lot of body area. I was thinking, just like the important ones,

your entire arm was covered in nutella. That was just like me trying to like spread it all out so somewhat even I was trying to make it look impressive as much as possible, excep at least like hours of having to lick it off, like you're tired by the time that's going to be done. I didn't think any of this bout. It was just impulsive. What did she say? What happened when you walked in the room. Oh? Yeah, she called me in and I went in there completely covering,

you know, almost completely covered nutella. Yeah, it was kind of just like immediately, she's first surprise, really confused, and then just horrified. Did you explain to her that it was Nutella before she started thinking about other things? That's the thing. I don't think I ever did explain it was Mitchelle. I think she just got up and moved herself or something. I hope you didn't think that. You're just like, oh, girls, right? Did she say anything to

you before she left? She just said it's late, I gotta go. Just let you sit there, sticky. Yeah. I mean I do remember saying no, no, don't wait, don't go, and then she just kind of didn't respawn and just watched right past. Wait, don't go. I need an adult. I need somebody to help me clean up. Oh my god. Did you hear from her body at all after this such an embarrassing experience? Well? No, I mean I've been trying. I just called her and I've sent some texts, but

she hasn't responded. Have you explained yourself and any of the phone calls or text messages. I was kind of wanting to talk to her directly. She hasn't responded, so I haven't had a chance to. But I think if we'd have a chance with going on like a second date. Yeah, remember you when we call? Oh god, yeah, I don't see how she could forget me. If she gets you confused with somebody else, you probably don't want another day

with That happens to me all the time. All Right, we're gonna play a song come back, and then we'll call her and see if you can talk yourself into a second date. Okay, thank you, All right, hang on brooking jubil in the morning. Second date. I'm just gonna go ahead and add today's second date update to the list of things I never thought i'd say. But Chris is on the phone, and Chris thinks he's not getting a call back for a date because he slathered himself

in nutella. That's right, you heard me correctly. Chris slathered himself in nutella, and that's why he's not getting a call back. He met a girl, Chris, I never got her name from you. What's her name, Mary, Mariella? Okay, Chris met Mariella out at a bar. He admits that he's not much of a ladies man. His friends dared him to talk to her. He talked to her, ended up actually going back to his place and things were

moving on to the next level. She went in the bedroom, and that's when Chris got nervous and thought that he needed to spice things up because she might be more experienced than him. So he found a jar in nutella and put it all over his naked body and then walked into the bedroom without explaining it. And that's when she got up and left and he hasn't talked to her ever since. Chris, believe it or not, I think

you could come back from this. Are you serious? I think that you're cute and endearing and you seem sincere. But I had dutella all over my body. I mean, that's a good point. Was it low fat or regular calorie? She might have been offended. She could be on a diet. You know. It might not have been the weirdness of spreading it on your body at all. It was just a regular Oh okay, well maybe that's the issue. All right, I'm gonna dial her fund of her right now and

see if we can get you a second date. Okay, all right, I'm just really nervous. You're not near your kitchen, are you. Okay, keep it to regular nerves right now. Okay, all right, here, we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to mary Ella? Hi? I'm mary Ella. Hi, I'm Jewbil. Hi. Hi. Who are you? Jewbil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning, the radio show. Why are you calling me? Well, I'm calling you because you recently went out on a date with one of our listeners and now you're not calling

him back. So he asked us if we could get you on the phone and find out why. Okay, his name is Chris. Oh my god, god. Yeah, it was weird. It's really really weird. Yeah, we know. We talked to him. He sent us an email about your whole date and explained everything. He feels really bad about what happened, but I just want to hear how it was from your point of view. Well, we met at a bar, and I thought he was really cute and a kind of like nerd a couple of beers. I was like, you

want to go back to your place? Yeah? He told us all that. He said that he was really nervous, by the way. Yeah, I mean it was cute. I thought it was cute that he was so nervous. Did you think I'm going to rock this guy's world tonight? I don't know. He just seemed like really really nervous, and I felt like I could calm him down a little. And it sounds like you did the opposite. It sounds like you riled him up. Did he really tell you

everything that happened? Oh? Yeah, he told us everything. Man, it's embarrassing. What was going through your mind when he walked in the bedroom. Control herself. I do not blame you. He walks in and he's completely naked, and it looked like someone took him and just dipped him in a porter potty or something because he had it so bad. He had just like brown sludge all over his body. Have you ever been with a guy and he just walked into the bedroom with brown stuff all over him? No?

I mean just walking into the bedroom naked is enough to kind of scare you. Like they were already skipping some steps before play there. Yeah, that alone was like really intense. And then I was just standing there and he just whispered to me, I hope you're hungry. Oh my god, that part he didn't tell us. And did you answer him at all? No? I just like ran out of there and right out of his apartment. I didn't even say bye. It was just freaky, and I

don't think I have anyone right here? What's the hat? I have something to say here? What's going on? Oh that's Chrissy's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. And apparently he's heard enough and wants to speak right now. Hi, Mariella. I can understand where you're coming from. But what I had on me was not feces. It was Nicella. You know the chocolate treat. I know what Natella is. Why did you put it all over your body? Oh? I just I thought it

would be sexy in the moment. Uh, well, at least it wasn't the first thing I was thinking, Yeah, yeah, Why why would you do that? You know how like strawberries and lifting this one sexy? I just thought that I didn't have any of that, so I just went with what I had. Why would you put it on your body like it was all over your body? Well, I just I don't know. I just started putting it in some places. Didn't thought it would look weird if there was just one area, a lot of areas. I

get it now, and it wasn't the smartest choice. You should always discuss food items in the bedroom prior to bringing them into the bedroom. I know that now, duh, figure it out the hard way. Yeah, so I'm sorry, mary Ella. I mean I didn't mean to freak you out. I was just trying to have a good time, and you know it got off the rails. Yeah, that'll happen. You're trying to have a good time. Before you know it, your laps covered in you, Tella, and your arms and

your chest and your knees. I mean, I was just trying to be sexy and then sexy went all wrong. Yeah. That was like the weirdest thing I've ever seen. Well, can I interest you in doing it again? Because Chris would love to go on a second date with you. We will pay for it if you'll go out with him again. Um no, Mariella, before you decide it will not happen again, any kind of food thing, I won't do it. I think we'll have a really great time, thank God, on a second date. Good. I think you

should give him a chance. I mean, I know that image is gonna be hard to erase from your memory, but he I mean, honestly, he said some really sweet things about you. Well, I mean, obviously this was a really bad tragic mistake, and I can tell that you had really sweet intentions behind it. Yeah, I did, only had good intentions, really sweet intentions. Chocolate hazel not sweet to be exact. So will you go out with him again? Mary Ella? Um? Yeah, I'll give him another chance. Why not? Really,

you could do it, Chris. Congratulations, Chris, you got a second date. It's going to be fun, and if you want to try some other foods, I'd be down for that. You're like at a restaurant. Though perhaps what I meant you didn't think I meant the other thing, right. I think you need to be very clear with Chris going forward about all food activities. Broken Jewil in the morning text in at seven eight five Night too says sadly, I can relate to the guy in today's second date update.

You are probably the only person out there who can actually relate to him. If you miss today's second date update, student named Chris wanted to call mary Ella. They went out, They met at a bar, went back to his place, and we're fooling around a little bit and things got serious. He admitted to us that he's not very experienced when it comes to dating at all, and he thought maybe

she was more experienced. So he wanted to spice things up before they got ready to be intimate, and his idea was to go to his kitchen, raid the cabinets and add some food to spice things up. And he chose nutella and rubbed Nutella all over his body before going into the bedroom naked with Nutella rubbed on him, and that's when she left. He didn't even get the chance to explain it with Nutella. She thought it was

something else. Yeah, well it's not an attractive but the thing is I get where his mind was because it is delicious. It is, I mean, to a delicious substance. It's just a rung shade. She left and wasn't calling him back. We got her on the phone and eventually explained that it was Nutella and that the reason he did it was because he was nervous. And he actually got a second date. Amazing. He was just sincere. Everybody texting in at seven eight, five nine two wants to

go out with him. Everybody loved him. He's like the way, here's the thing. He would put a lot of effort into your date. Yeah, and if you like nutella, bonus, Remember if you want to do a second day up. They all have to do his email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back