Second Date Update PODCAST: Spongebob Weird Pants

what's up? Mikey? Hey? Guys, what's up? I listen to you sure every day. Thank you, man um. I appreciate your email. What kind of personal things are you busy with it? You can't go out on dates? No rabbit or not talk about it? What do you mean? Is jewil? Right? Isn't something sketchy that you're doing on the side? No? I just am just I'm just personal. You know they're personal things, right email? Okay? All right? I don't want to get all up in your business. Now. So you

went out on a date with a girl named Nadine? Yeah, okay, and how'd that go? Well? I haven't I've been out in a while and a friend of her friend set me up and I was like, Okay, you know I should probably go. Yeah you don't know, you don't have to go, Mikey, I you know I should probably go. It would be nice. Yeah you did socialize yourself, Mikey. This is good. And then I looked her up on

social media and she was actually really really attracted. She was good looking, you know, she had perfect golden brown eyes. It looked like moons. Like her hair was awesome, like she had like I feel like I like him a little thicker and like she had the right shape and everything. So yeah, I was I was like kind of pumped, you know. Yeah, so, um, what did you guys do? Oh?

We went. We went out to a restaurant and we eat food and I ordered a Salisbury steak and it was like, okay, would you go to that Salisbury steak? It's like Denny's. I don't mean, I don't even want to say the name of the because it was so bad. It was like trying and like stringy and like it was just like it was really a concentrating on a Salisbury steak right now when we're trying to talk about your date. I know, nothing about this girl or how

it went that night. Oh, well, she ordered a Reuben sandwich. No, we're not wondering what food she ordered, Mikey. We're trying to ask you, like how the date went, not necessarily all the particulars on the food. Although I am still interested in Salisbury steak. I don't know where you get there. Okay, well, okay. On the actual date, we just talked like I don't remember what we were talking about because you know, she's pretty.

It was a lot going on, you know, like I'm not you know, you can't really remember a lot because you know, I was just looking at this girl, you know, kind of nervous. Is it were you engaged in the conversation or was she just talking at you and you were just staring blankly back at her. No, it was like it was like going good, I think. And that was like I was like talking to her about like this thing that I do my friends, and it find funny older that I could do, like cartoon places. Oh yeah,

what kind of voices do you do, Mikey? I know this well, the one that I did for her at the restaurant that do you guys know Patrick Starfish from SpongeBob SquarePants. Oh yeah, everybody knows Patrick. Yeah. I was at the table, and I like, did Patrick for her? I was like, please, I need some more. Okay, did you preface that with anything or did you just start going into Patrick? Well? I just thought that she would get what I was doing. It's like a Patrick voice.

Wouldn't she get it? It is a pretty good voice. Did she like it? Did she laugh? I mean she was like, yeah, yeah, I think she liked it. I think she liked it. You know where you know when people are like pretending like they don't like it, but like you can tell that they really like. No, I know, did you Did you have a conversation at all after that about how it was Patrick from SpongeBob or did you guys just move on? Actually I don't remember if

I told her or not. Do you remember anything about this date other than doing the Patrick voice for her? I remember the food. I remember the Salisbury steak in the weaving. Where were you on this date? Like? Were you drunk? Are you drunk? Now? Is it maybe a better question? No? No, I don't drink. Actually, I'm just naturally fun. You need to start, Mikey. You do sound

like a good time. But I don't know if people are going to be like on the same humor level with you right away when you're not explaining things exactly. And she was drinking, so maybe that's why she, you know, was being weird. Okay, so you remember she was drinking. Cool, So now we know that about your date. You guys went out at Salisbury Steak in Reuben Sandwich. You made your Patrick from SpongeBob Voice. How did the date end?

I tried to walk her to her car, and I wouldn't have kissed her anyway, because a gentleman never does that. But no, we did not kiss at the end. Okay, did she you guys make plans to go out again? Yeah? Yeah, I mean we were like se you know, like she seemed by and then you know, she's just kind of drove off that it did it feel like she was jumping in the car trying to get away from you as quickly as possible. I mean, she was headed home, so I think, you know, I guess he was tired.

I don't know. That's why I need to call her and ask her. Oh all right, so how many times have you tried to get ahold of her? Since your date. I called her twice and I left a voicemail one of those times, and then I texted her like three times, like one was like words, and then the next one was emojis, and then last one was like a picture. What picture did you send her? I send her a jeff of Patrick, Oh you did. There's a connection there, all right. Well, we don't know much about your date.

We do know that you liked her, I think, but we'll play a song. Comeback, call her and find out what happened on your date and get your second day of day? Okay, okay? Thing looking jubil in the morning update. Today's second date Update is a special celebrity edition because on the phone we have Patrick from SpongeBob square Pants and he's not getting a call back from a girl Nadine, and he's pretty bummed about it, right Patrick about it?

Patrick is actually a guy named Mikey. He emailed us because he said he hasn't been out on a date in a while. He went out with a girl named Nadine, and he likes to do voices like that voice we just heard Patrick from SpongeBob. He doesn't really remember much about the date because I guess he was nervous. He remembers what food they ate, and that they laughed a little bit, and that he did his Patrick impersonation for her. It's important to note that he didn't tell her that

it was Patrick when he's doing it. All right, Mikey or Patrick or whoever I'm talking to right now, we're about to call her and get your second date update. Do you have a feeling that it could possibly be the Patrick voice? It could have been a stringy Salisbury steak. I really don't know on it. You know what string is. Salisbury steak is a reason that a lot of people don't get a call back. So it's the number one. Yeah, it really is. All right, I'm on a dollar phone

of her right now. Okay, thanks guys, I really appreciate it. Thank you. All right, here we go. Hello, Hi is Nadine there? Yeah? This is she, Hi Nadine. How are you. My name is Jubil, and I host a morning radio show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. What did you say? This was? My name is Jubil from Brooke and Jewel in the Morning. It's a morning radio show. Have you ever heard of it? Oh? Um, yeah, I think so I think it's a few friends that listen

to you. Guys, it's cool. Have you ever heard us at all? No, I'm sorry. I've told me to listen, but I haven't. Well, your friends will be excited to know that you're about to be on the show. Congratulations. What do you mean on the show? I don't I don't understand. Well, we do a segment called the second Date Update. So you recently went on on a date with a dude and he emailed us because he wants us to get a hold of you on his behalf. Oh that's weird. His name is mike and I think

he probably went by Mikey on your date. At least that's how we know him. Oh yeah, no, no, yes, that's who wants to get a hold of you. Mikey. Do you remember going out with him? Or you might have thought it was Patrick from SpongeBob. I don't know. How do you know that? Because we talked to Mikey about your date and he told us that he was doing his SpongeBob impression for you, and he thought that you liked it a lot. It was really strange, wasn't it.

It was really weird and not good you know, honestly, the entire date was just strange, and it really it was just it was kind of a misunderstanding. Honestly, the date was a misunderstanding. Yeah, my friend messaged me as I wanted to go on a date with this guy Mike, and you know, she told me his last name and everything, and you know, I looked him up and I saw his profile and I was like, wow, that's yeah, Like I liked how he looked, and I was like, sure, I'll go on a date with him. And I went

and it was the wrong Mike. What how does that even happen? Because I looked him up online and there was another guy named Mike that had his name name not Oh, he didn't have mikey on his profiles. So did you message mikey and set up a date with mikey when you were trying to set up a date with a different Mike. Is that what you're saying, Well, she, my friend set up to date for ut. I just saw him. I looked him up before I told her, Okay,

let's go on the date. So she set you up with strange Mike, and you thought she was setting you up with hot Mike, that you found online. Yeah, muscular and tall, and that's what I was expecting, and instead who showed up was Mikey. So when you first saw him, were you shocked? Yeah, but I felt bad, but you know, I didn't want to be rude, Like obviously it was my fault. I you know, looked at the wrong person. That's not his fault. So I thought I'd give it

a chance. But it was Honestly, he's the strangest guy I've ever gone on INTA really. I mean we talked to him, it seems like a really fun guy. Yeah, he was really lovable. Yeah, but he like we were sitting at the restaurant and he kept looking out the window. It was kind of like as if someone was watching him. And I was like, what are you looking at? And he was like, I'm sorry, just people on the street make me nervous. Oh, just people walking on the street. Yeah,

it was weird. I wasn't sure if he was like, I didn't think it was real. But then he also like when I went to the bathroom, I came back and he asked me what it was like in there, and I was like where, And he wanted to know what the bathroom looked like and I I've never asked that question before, but he wanted to know in detail, Like he started asking me was it light or dark? For you know, how many toilets are in there? What? And how many toilets were there? And they're just curious,

you remember, like four. I don't know, but you can see. I mean, I'm always interested in how the men's room looks compared to the women's room. I'd say, but you don't ask it on a first date. But he's nervous. Well, that was a thing, like I couldn't tell if he really was nervous or he was. This was like how he jokes with people, you know, and then he started doing those impressions. It was this SpongeBob thing. It's a it's really not a bad patrick from SpongeBob, is it whatever?

I mean, if you guys say it is, I'm sure it is. I just I don't watch the show. I don't know. I just know that he was taking a salt shaker and making it dance and like having it do this voice, like he was putting on a puppet show. I just had to get out of there, like weird. I don't know. Maybe some girls are into that, but it's just that's not for me. This sounds like the weirdest date you've probably ever been on. It is the

weirdest date I've ever been on. Okay, this might be weird for you too, then, because he's actually on the other line listening to this comsation. It wasn't talk to you? What? Yeah, Hey, what's up? This is really strange for me, Like I didn't expect to talk with you again. I know you didn't return any of my phone calls or the text messages. Yeah, the story it was so funny, you know, Like I said that it was. It was weird for me, and this just really makes it weirder, honestly, Like what was

really so weird that that was weird? Like I don't understand, Mikey. You gotta stop with the voice. Man, She's not she's not she's not digging it at all, but it's something she could grow into. Probably stop stop talking like that, Like I'm not going to grow watching the show that like children watch. I'll stop doing the voice if you go out on a second date with me, break he's pretty funny, he's great. Well, maybe you should go out

with him. I don't know. Relationships are about compromise. Maybe this is a compromise he made you, Like, how can you You're not even being a person right now, You're being a cartoon personnel. Now, how about now? All right? You know, Like, I'm just gonna be honest with you. When I went on a date with you, it was like the first time I've been out in a long time. And when I was sitting across from you, I was like, I feel really really lucky to be here right now.

I really, you know, I, instead of being nervous and shutting down, I you know, decided to you know, be a man about it, and you know, do what I I know best. That's asking a lot of questions and doing my voices and people usually like it. Why were you so interested in the woman's bathroom? I'm just curious about all different types of stuff. That's not weird. What about the people on the street? Did we really make you nervous? We don't know them. Just because you don't

know him doesn't mean have to make you nervous. Mikey, Nadine, let's get back to the main point here. Would you go on a second date with Mikey? I'm gonna have to politely decline. Mikey, it was nice to meet you. That's okay, all right, Nadine, it was nice to meet you. Who turns to me? YouTube? We got both of them on there. I think this is officially the weirdest second

date update we've ever had. In the morning, I know he didn't get a second date, but I kind of want to hang out with Mikey rights working jubil in the morning talking about today's second update. This guy named Mike wanted to call a girl Nadine. She ended up not calling him back after their date because Mike's a bit of a character. Yeah, he sounds like he's got some social anxiety issues because he had to sit by a window and was scared of the people outside. We

don't know those people. And he also did a Patrick from SpongeBob impersonation through the whole date, and when she went to go to the bathroom, he would not stop asking about how the bathroom looked inside. It's very split. On the textboard, a lot of people are like, he's the coolest guy ever, I can't stop laughing. He's very funny, and then other people were like, he's got bodied in his abasement don't go out with him. She decided to pass on a second date with Mikey. The thing is

Mikey totally lovable. Probably not the person I would want to sleep with either, yea, because he'd be doing the SpongeBob while you guys were doing stuff. Remember if you want a second date. Update, Oh, I have to do his email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back.