Second Date Update PODCAST: Spell of Enchantment

How do you meet somebody on Xbox Live that's not like just like a little punk who tells you suck at playing Call of Duty? I was impressed. It was I was actually playing Medal of Honor okay, which is kind of close to Call of Duty. And you don't get a lot of ladies on there. Yeah I don't. I don't even know really what you guys are talking about right now, to be honest. Yeah, I mean it's you know, you get to play pretty much in tandem.

You know, you get to play with other people on lock okay, and you don't really get to see them much aside from, you know, the profile they create. How did you know it was a female, that was it? Just the user name popped up. You're like, oh, that's a cute user name. I heard her voice in my headset and she sounded really cute, and I don't know, Maya sounds like a cute girls name. So you can actually talk to people. I'm sorry, I'm kind of an

idiot with this stuff. I'm not even kidding, but everyone you can talk to this It's not just like instant messaging. No you cana no no no no. And you know, I refer to myself as a geek, not a nerd. There's big difference. Apparently, Yeah, geeks can talk to girls. We just like geeky things. Okay, so what kind of geeky things are you into? Oh, I'm into all sorts of gy I like, well, obviously video games, you know I like that, and also I like role playing games,

all sorts of stuff. Okay, before we get any further, please tell me you guys actually went on a date and you're just talking online on Xbox. Wasn't what you consider it a date? Oh? Like, like I said, I got some skills, I can talk to girls. But yeah, we totally went on a date. Where'd you guys, go

when you went out? We went out to dinner. You know, it was not too fancy, but nice enough, okay, I mean I didn't want to didn't want to be intimidating and break up, you know, the giant steakhouse or anything like that. And I didn't know if she was vegetarian. So what was that like? Meeting her in person for the first time? It was great? I mean, she was super cute, had kind of like a pixish haircut, which I liked, a short hair. Okay, were you really nervous?

Not really nervous. I mean I've been on dates before, but you know she was. She was pretty cute, so I wasn't. I wouldn't say I was nervous, but I was pretty stoked and also a little I didn't want to mess it up. How did the day go? Then? Did you guys have a good time? And yeah? And great? Like the chemistry was there? She mentioned she plays D and D which was an instant turn one dragon. All right,

so she's into all the same stuff you are. Then, yeah, I mean she mentioned that she's a twelfth level health No way, Oh man, you marry that girl. Put a ring on it. I don't know if you guys play or not, but to get to the twelfth level, you need to be invested in the game. You're not just a casual user, you know. Yeah, game, I feel like you do. Man, every time I meet like a second level and like, get out of here and waste my time with you. Yeah. No, I freaked out when she

mentioned that she was like a twelfth level elf. That that's like what in the industry of gaming, like, that's known as a unicorn, like a girl. So I was like, oh, I got a unicorn here, Like, I was very impressed I play. So if she's a twelfth level elf, what are you? I'm a fifteenth level necromancer? Oh? Is that? Does that mean that you hook up with dead people? Necro It's kind of like a dark wizard. Oh, who sleeps with dead people? I gotta get into this game.

I haven't played it ever, but it sounds really interesting to me. Now, I think you'd like it. It's fun. Did you impress her by telling about your necrophilia? There's Joe sleeping with zombies or anything like that? Okay, but yeah, I think she was impressed that I played. And again, and you know, the higher level the more gears you've got invested. I think got rested her a little bit. You guys sound like a geeky matchmate in Heaven to me. Yeah,

you know, it was really good. The conversation flowed pretty well. And yeah, we didn't just talk about gaming the whole time. Uh, you know, we talked about other stuff. But yeah, I was very comfortable. I actually the part where she said that she's a high level else is the part where I felt like I almost blew it, because I did forget a little bit. So how did the date end? Well, she said she had gotten dropped off by a friend but neither to ride home, which I thought was, oh,

that's a good sign. Yeah, and so of course I said yes, And you know, we got through a house and kind of sat in the parking lot for a while, talking for another ten fifteen minutes, and then uh walk her to the door, and I kind of got the quick hug was a little disappointing a little I don't know, I'm not didn't want to be presumptuous, but I don't know. I was hoping for a little bit more than a hug. Yeah, I thought she set you up for a kiss just because of the ride home and the talk in the car.

You know, yeah, I thought if she wasn't interested in would have been a quick okay, this is my stop, how you go? But you know, we talked there for a while and I don't know it just since then, I kind of feel like I got the brush off a little bit, like she's not online as much. I mean, she didn't straight disappear. Right. Do you guys talk at all the day? If you texted with her, phone calls anything. I've texted with her, but I also don't want to be like a psycho stalker guy. But she she's texting

me back. But it's been a little cool. You know. I don't know. Do you think she's dating a lot? I mean, at twelfth level cute elf, I would assume would have a lot of options out there. It's possible, but I don't know. I feel like I went from having this like you know, charm spell on her just suddenly I've got this ring of invisibility. It's just not now, have you straight up astard out again or you just

think she's being kind of cold and distant? Yeah, I mean I've asked her out again, but she always seems to be busy with something, Okay, and I don't know. Maybe she is. You know, she did mention that she's fairly busy. I just build like a brush off. I don't know. All right, Cool, Well we'll play a song, comeback, call her and get your second day update. Okay, awesome,

I appreciate it, all right, brooking jubil in the morning. Alas, Welcome back to today's second date update, where we're attempting to vanquish the troll of loneliness who has reared his head yet again. On the line. We have Oscar, who is a fifteenth level necromancer, which I think means he's on an FBI watchless somewhere, and he's going to attempt to contact a fair maiden named Maya, who's a twelfth

level elf. They met while playing Xbox Live and shared their love of dungeons and dragons on their first date. But now she's giving him year old brush off and we need to call her and find out why she's not calling her back. Are you about ready to go? Oscar? Yeah? I never asked you in the first part of this date update. Why do you think she's not calling you back? You think it's because you got too excited that she

plays dungeons and dragons like you. I mean, maybe, yeah, I could have just come on maybe a little too strong, But again, I don't know. I felt like the chemistry was there. I didn't kind of scratch in my head. Is there something called too strong when you're talking about dungeons and dragons? Oh? Yeah there is? Well, Oscar, it has come time for your reckoning. We will get her on the phone and find out if the fair maiden Maya will be seeing your bow staff once for all.

If everything works out right. You know, that's pretty uh, pretty inspiring music. I might actually play today. Good game. All right, I'm gonna dialar phone of her right now and get her on the phone. Here we go. Huh Hi, can I speak to Maya? Please? Is this hey, Maya? How are you? This is jew Bil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. That's a morning radio program. It's a radio show. Yes, how are you? I'm good? What's what?

What can I do for you? Radio show? I'm calling you because a listener of ours recently emailed us about you, and he wanted us to get a hold of you because he thinks that you're brushing him off after you guys went on a date. Oh my god, I think I know what this is about. Do you really? I mean, I hope not. But who would that be? What's his name? Oscar Bingo? Oscar email us about you and he said that he really enjoyed going on your date, and he's been trying to get you to go out with him

ever since, but you're always like, I'm busy or whatever. Well, yeah, do you not want to go out with him again? Correct? Act? Yeah? I mean I don't know. I honestly, I can't believe he thought it would be wise to contact the radio station about this, but um, well, he said that he just likes you a lot. It's a thing we do on our show all the time called second date update. So let me ask you. Was it weird actually meeting

a guy off of Xbox Live. I hadn't met anybody through xx live before, so I mean, like, I feel like it's just as weird as anything else. But you know, it was a public place. Yeah, you know, that wasn't what that wasn't the problem? Well, it's the problem. So he's dropping me off at the end of the night. We're, you know, in my parking lot of my building. And like just chatting and like honestly, like I'm feeling it and I'm kind of waiting for him to go in

for a kiss. Right oh. Instead of that, he goes, I show you something right now. That's that's something that could go one of two ways on a first date, either or very very bad. Exactly what was it? He starts to take off his shirt. Yeah, I mean, I mean, I couldn't make it up if I tried. Like, he starts to take off his shirt and then like who woa, whoa woa, whoa, whoa whoa not that kind of girl,

Like what are you doing? And he's like, no, no, no, no, it's cool, Like just trust like I'm not being creepy, like just trust me, and shows me on his arm this huge iron throne tattoo from Game of Thrones. Wow. Okay, so like that iconic Game of Thrones chair, the iron throne. Okay, cool, Like, why couldn't he just roll up his sleeve to show you an arm tattoo? Why did he have to get well, well, just you waits because that was just the tip of

the iceberg. And then he shows me on his peck Gollum from Lord of the Ring the Okay, okay, so you turned off by the cliest character. Yeah, do you not think that's weird tattoo on someone's chest? I don't know. For most people, I would think it was weird. But we talked to him and he's the way he was talking about being in the dungeons and dragons and stuff. I could see him having a tattoo like that. Have you seen gallup? I have one of the ugliest faces.

You're just saying, maybe you couldn't you want to make you know, eye contact with give about missionary with? I mean, come on, and then that's not even it. We're not even done there. Then he goes, oh, but wait, you haven't even seen the what did you say? Ps to resistance? Oh? What is that one? That is his entire back which is the entire cast of Harry Potter shot Harry Potter back guy. Yes, you may be familiar with the children's

novel series, Harry. I'm a little familiar. Yeah, I've heard a thing or two about it, Yes, all over my dates back. So, yeah, I haven't called him back. I've been polite to him. I haven't completely bowed him off, but like I can't see getting frisky with Harry and understand. I mean, from his point of view, you're a girl who's like a twelfth level elf like he probably thought

that you would be into all of those. I'm also a woman, okay, all right, So you just couldn't get down with all of the tattoos that he had the Harry Potter tattoo, the Game of Thrones tattoo, and the Lord of the Rings tattoo and busting them out on the first date. He maya thank you for being honest. I appreciate it. Now I feel like I have to be honest with you about something. Okay, Oscar is actually on the line listening and wants to talk to you.

Are you kidding me? No, I'm not. Oh my god, I had no idea that that was going to freak you out. I was sorry. I didn't mean to make fun of you on the radio. Well, behind fled, I could see how taking my shirt off in the car could have been weird. Well, and it's not only that, I mean, it's like all the tattoos, like gallam on your peck, like that's a lot, that's a lot. Well, I do have a lot of tattoos that I felt like I don't know. We were having such a good rapport.

I thought the game of throwing something Mike impress a little bit. I don't know, but I don't have just nerdy ones. I've got like a sword tattooed too. That's pretty bad. That's are you? Are you feeling insulted? Oscar? I know, like it seemed like you're really I don't know. The implication that the Harry Potter thing was creepy is a little weird to me, because we discussed the books,

so I thought you'd be a little more. I mean, like reading the books and enjoying the books is different than like permanently putting the characters of the book books on your body. Yeah, I mean I thought you'd think that my dedication to all the stuff that we liked would be a turn on, you know, and it would show you that I'm not just some geeky guy, that I'm man enough to get you know, tattoos, and not

just some some ogre. I mean, in hindsight, like busting out the tattoos is probably more of a second or third date move. But no, I actually I don't ever want to see those tattoos again. But Maya, you said that you really liked him at one point. I mean, it's only the tattoos that turn you off. It was a weird thing, you guys, you weren't there. Like the date was cool and I liked him, but like, long term down the road, there's no way I could date

a guy with these kind of tattoos. Why don't get the feeling I'm going to spend my evening researching a race regrettable ruins, you know, mine, I don't really meet people like you, especially on Xbox fwives, and so I mean if I got rid of the gallumn one would that be you know, are you actually thinking that make a difference to you or or you know? I mean, I really like, we only went out one time, and

I don't think you should change who you are for that. Okay, uh oh, I appreciate the thought, But like I mean, I'm I'm sure you're gonna find the girls who loves oh Man? All right, I know what that means? All right? Are you sure? Maya? Hey, Maya, we'll pay for a second date if you go out with him again. We won't pay for the tattoo removal, though, I mean, I

think we could probably be great friends. I mean, we really did have a great lime and like, yeah, well, hey, Oscars, not a successful second date for you, man, I'm sorry. I think I'm gonna just figure up my step Honing texting at seven eight five nine two that says, Oh, he's seemed so sweet and nerdy, she should have given him a second chance. It's broken. Juwil in the morning talking about today's second date update, a guy named Oscar wanted to call someone named Maya to find out why

she wasn't calling him back after their date. They met online playing games. They're big gamers and they bonded over that. But we got her on the phone and found out the reason she wasn't calling him back is because he's a little too into the fantasy world. He has tattoos

of Gallum from Lord of the Rings. He has an entire Harry Potter tattoo on his back, all of the people from Harry Potter tattooed on his back, and she just couldn't imagine herself being intimate with the guy and having to look at Gallum's face, which I guess I can understand. Yeah, I mean on the face of it, you're like, oh, it's kind of shallow. But I'm not the one that has to make eye contact with Harry Potter on him Daily Base. Yeah, every time you guys

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