Rooking jewels a second Dato date. Nothing can put a damper on a first date like getting into legal trouble. What right? I know for me personally, I hadn't experienced A while back. I set up this big romantic evening, so I ended up going. I picked the girl up from work, pick her up to some of the street there, and then we go for a drive. And the next thing I know, I'm in handcuffs and the officers talking about solicitation or something. Yeah, completely screwed up my date.
I didn't even get to finish the date. And of course I never heard back from the girl. So yeah, getting in legal trouble is always an issue on a first date. It was terrible. Had such a nice evening plan too. Well. Kyle, who's on the phone to do a second date update today, got into a little bit of legal trouble on his date. Maybe not as bad as mine, but still he had an issue with law enforcement. Kyle, how are you? I'm okay, you're not calling us from
a jail cell right now? Right? Kyle? No? No, no, no, okay? Good? What sort of legal trouble did you get on on your first date? Kyle? It's not crazy or anything. It's I mean, it was just a speeding ticket. Yeah, I mean like in the middle of a date, you know, having a top stroll up to you and start acting all weird probably, you know, I know, I wanted to make it sound like Kyle was arrested. He wasn't. He
just got a speeding ticket on his date. But he does think that's the reason she's not calling him back. We'll get to a speeding ticket stuff in a second. But how'd you meet this girl? I was at this birthday party for a friend of mine and we started talking, then kept talking and kept talking, and it seemed like, you know, there's something cool is happening, so cool, and
what did you guys do? So I went picked her up, and I wanted to take her to this nice restaurant that I know outside the city because you have some time to talk on the way there, and you talk to restaurant. That sounds terrible to me. That's why. That's the worst thing about dates to me is all the talking, Just so much talking. You just want to quick drive through. But I see where you're coming from there. You want to have some conversation with a girl. I guess that's
a fun thing to do. So you guys, you guys clicked and you had a good time. What's her name, by the way, Sarah Sarah? All right, and your email said that you think the speeding ticket is the reason she's not calling you back. Why is that? Well, it's just like after the speeding ticket things got really weird because it happened on the drive home. Yeah, um, what's
really weird? Mean? You know, you got those weird spaces in conversations where everyone's sort of trying to think about what they should And your speeding ticket wasn't like you were going one hundred miles over the speed limit or something scary, right, It wasn't crazy. I was like I was doing like eighty and a sixty five. All right, that's not terrible. Were you rude to the cop or something.
I'm just trying to think of why her at Oh no, no no, but I mean I just got a speeding ticket, so of course, like it sort of put me in a bad mood. And I just when I get in the bad mood sometimes just get quiet, you know. So you were the reason for the awkward silence in the car. Yeah, yeah, but I just got a speeding ticket. Are you ever not in a bad mood after you get a ticket. I get so many speeding tickets. I don't care anymore. I have a lawyer who takes care of them, so
I'm good. It doesn't bother me. But I do understand where you're coming from. I guess it could kind of piss you off a little bit. How did everything end with her? It was just a little awkward. I dropped her off and I tried to go in for a kiss, and that sort of didn't really happen. Did you do, like the awkward still in the car reached kiss? Yeah, with you know, one of those weird can't quite find a right angle, and by the time you think you do, she's already gone. So I have that happened to me
quite a bit. If I'm out on a date, like I'll lean in to kiss her in the car and she's out. By the time I just make out with airy, I'm still kissing buddy. It wasn't a fail so what you should have done? So it could have been that you were just awkward after getting your speeding ticket and she was like, oh man, this guy. Sure, but I mean, Mike, stuff happens, and I just really hope that I couldn't
screw this up completely. Yeah, all right, well we'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. All right, thank you? All right, man, hang up brooking jubil in the morning. All right, Kyle is on the phone with us, and today he wants us to call a girl named Sarah. Apparently they had a
great date. Everything was going well. The only thing that he can think about that could be the reason that she's not calling him back is that on the way home after dinner, he got a speeding ticket and in his words, he got a little grumpy, and he said the ride home after the speeding ticket was very awkward. He ended the night without a kiss or anything. She just got in the car and hasn't talked to him since. Kyle, I don't even think we need to do the second
date update today. Wait, wife, because I think I know why she's not calling you back. I think I figured it out, really I do. Here's my theory, Cole. I think that she set you up. Here's my theory. She sees Kyle, meets him at a party, woos him into taking her out on a date, and she knew the exact route you were going to take on the freeway to take her home, and she knew that you were going to be going eighty miles per hour in a
sixty five mile per hour zone. She knew that. You know why she knew that because the cop that patrols that area is her ex boyfriend, and her whole goal was to get you to speed through there to get a ticket so he could give you a ticket and be jealous that she was out on a date. Now she's back with her boyfriend. We don't even need to make the phone call. I just figured it out. Don't waste your time on her, And oh my god, that is quite a master play. Are you sure you still
want to do the call. I'm amazed that you think that I'm worth all that effort, and probably the fact that the cop was like fifty something year old man with a big belly. Don't judge who people date. All right, Kyle, I'm gonna make the phone call for you anyway and see why she's not calling you back. But if I'm right, you owe me money. You got it, all right, I'm gonna deal the phone number right now. Let see hanging out in that CoP's bed right now? Just usual Hello, Hi,
can I speak to Sarah please? Ye? Hey, Sarah, how are you? This is Jewbil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm sorry who Jebil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. The radio show. Okay? That pause would leave you to believe you have no clue who we are. We host a morning radio show, okay, and one of our listeners recently emailed us about you and asked us if we could get you on the phone. Really yeah, okay. His name is Kyle, and you recently went out on
a date with him. Yes, right, Well, Kyle told us that you're not calling him back, and he hasn't seen you since the date and he would really like to see you again, but he's wondering why you won't go out with him. He did tell us that he got a speeding ticket on the way home, and he also said that he thought things got really awkward after that between you two. Yeah, I would say awkward as a understamus. Was it good up until that point? Was he right on that? Yeah? I thought Kyle was a really nice
guy until then until the speeding ticket. Yeah. After the ticket, he just got really quiet. And let me ask you a question, was it quiet, like I'm bummed out quiet, or I want to murder somebody quiet. There's a difference, Like I don't know him that well, so it's hard to chan. But if he just got a little quiet, I mean, you guys have had what three hours at this point of good times together. How could it cancel it all out? Well? I was trying to calm them down or like just like get him to like eat
up a little bit on himself. And I told him it's okay, it happens to everyone, and he replied, no, it doesn't happen doesn't happen to me, all right, that's kind of rude. Yeah, And after that he tried to blame me. He told me like it shouldn't have happened to him because I was distracting him. What he said, he blamed you for the speeding ticket. Yeah, And I was like, are you are you serious? You're really going
to blame this on me? But he was acting so weird that I just said, Okay, whoa, how were you distracting him? I'm curious as to how he would try to blame it on you. Honestly, I have no idea. I was just in this car with a guy that I only known for a couple of hours and I would just say anything to get out of there. Yeah, like he was that scary mad. I mean, he was just kind of for blaming me, saying that I was the reason you got the ticket Like that made me
feel like, yeah, that's kind of rude. I couldn't imagine being on a date with a girl I get a speeding ticket. I'm like, it's all your fault if you wouldn't be talking. See you women are always just talk talk talk, talk talk, never shut up. That's how I get speeding tickets. The worst part was that he asked me to pay for the speeding ticket. What how did I even say something like that? Well, he says, don't you think you should cover some of it? What did
you say? I just said that's fine because I didn't wanted to get the hell out of that car. Yeah, you're like, all right, whatever, I'll pay anything to get out of this date. Right now, I can't believe he would actually say that it was your fault and then ask you to pay for the speeding ticket. Maybe you misunderstood him. Maybe he was joking with you. If he was, he's really bad at joking. I mean he said he tried to kiss you at the end of the night. He Oh my god, I didn't even know he tried
to kiss me. Thousand You were just like God from the car. Sarah, thank you very much for telling us what happened with Kyle. Definitely let him know. Okay, thanks, yeah, thank you. Oh, actually, you know what he already knows, because he's actually listening on the other line. What yeah, yeah, Hey Sarah, Sarah, you know that's not how it actually happened. That's not how this went down. Oh so you didn't blame me for getting a speeding ticket, and you didn't
ask me nothing. All I said was that you were very distracting. And I don't know a girl who would not take that as a compliment. Maybe take it as a compliment until you ask her to pay for the ticket. She was in the car, She was distracting me, It's what I'm surprised that she didn't offer to help pay for it. Are you kidding me, Kyle, Sarah, My foot wasn't the one on the pedals, and I was just
sitting there talking to you. I call correctly. You were telling me that you just had to get home really quickly. There's the reason that I was speeding, Sarah. It's all your fault, Kyle. Kyle, I have to ask you something. Are you just trying to get me on this radio show so that you can try to talk me into paying your ticket? Good question. I was trying to get you to go on another date with me because I thought it was great. But now you're being sort of
a bit about this. Yeah, yeah, I'm the how you're such an ignorant as Sarah. I think you are just a straight up dinner from a guy who's driving you all over the countryside, and that you won't even give him a tiff at the end of the night because you told her to have to have your speeding ticket. You do you do at this point? Thanks that you're supposed to pay for a woman's dinner and you still want them to pay for a speeding date. That makes
no sound like a couple hundred this point. I would love to ask Sarah if she will go on another date with Kyle. Sarah, are you still on the phone or do we lose you? I'm here, I'm speechless, Sarah, would you like to go out with Kyle again? I'll pay for a second date. No, Okay, I know what, stay speechless. You're better that way, Kyle. Obviously, no second date, and I don't think you're really too upset about that now. And you said you pay for it, so why do
you pay for half of my ticket? Right? Jupil in the morning,