Rooking jewels. Second, well, I do declare I'm excited about today's second date. Update, y Southern woman. We have a bona fide Southern gentleman on the phone, and I can't wait to talk to him. His name is Jeffrey, most likely Jeffrey Beauregard. That's what I would think. His email said that he just moved to town from the South and he's having trouble meeting ladies and finally found a dating Now she's not calling him back. Jeffrey, I say that is a travesty that that would happen to you. Yeah,
I gotta agree with him, ma'am. Oh my god. He's actually batting his eyelashes at you right now. Jeffrey, you better be carefully. May drop a white glove on the ground any moment. Well, yeah, I tell you something. Where I'm from LaSala, there are any woman who talk like him. Way to just dash my dreams. Jeff How you doing, man? Thanks for your email? Yeah, you know, I guess I'm doing okay all things considered, except for this girl not calling me back. That's you know, That's why I'm here.
How long you've been like you've been in town and I'm assuming that you've been listening to the show for a while if you're willing to do a second date update with us. Yeah. Yeah, I've been here for a little over a month now, and uh, I actually move around for work a lot. I've been all over the South and uh, you know, I'm kind of starting something new and here here in the area, and so I'm like, you know, I like my morning shows. I like I'm trying to like meet people and do stuff like that.
So I heard you guys and jubil Maybe it was that inherent Southern charm. Yeah, well I do. I do tend to connect with my Southern gentlemen. Don't die. Tell us a little bit about the girl that you want to call today. Her name is Lana, and uh, you know, I think this story is, Um, it's just sertotypical. I guess you know. We went out to a restaurant on a day we met online because you know, I'm I'm new, I don't know anybody in this area. So I was going online and so went out to a restaurant. Now
she had to drive. For a long story, my car is actually being shipped. Um, I'm not going to go and all that but when you say car, I'm assuming you mean jacked up truck. Right, Yeah, how was out? We all got all wet trucks. Had you had you online dated when you lived in the south or is this your first go round? I've done a little bit for nothing too serious. Just this is a it's a litt embarrassing because yeah, I don't have my car, and yeah, you know, I'm not usually the one that the girl
has come pick up. That's that's a little embarrassing for me. But you know, she was cool. It didn't it didn't seem to matter to her, you know what. No matter how progressive you think, it's always kind of weird whenever you're going out on a date as a guy, you just feel like you should be the one picking them up. And I've gone on a couple of dates like that when my car was in the shop or whatever. It's like, hey, you want to go out, and she's like, Sharon, I
was like, well, you gotta come pick me up. It's always kind of an awkward conversation for some reason. Yeah, that's kind of how it felt. Did you make her get out of the driver's seat just so you could in the door for her? No, I didn't do. You know, I know where I am. I didn't try any of that stuff. But you know, I think I know why she's not calling me back. We went to dinner. It was it was fine, we talk had a good time, but I didn't have my wallet on me. I realized
it fell out in the car. So at the end of dinner, well, I realized I was going to pay because I at least do that much, and I realized my wallet had fallen out, So I asked for her keys to go look back at her car, and she kind of looked at me nervously and gave me the keys. She probably thought you were about to steal her car, because you read a lot of these news stories about people who got online dates they end up stealing somebody's car on a first date. I don't know, I've never
read about that before. That the thing people do. Oh yeah, it is, dude, go ahead and google it. There's stories about it all the time. I'm sure she just thought you were cheap, not that you were going to steal her car. Yeah. I mean we've been making jokes about how I was fish out of water all night, so you know, maybe she was thinking of some weird serial killer car thief person. Yeah, I mean it seems convenient when you're at dinner and you're like, oh, man, I
left my wallet in your car. Can I borrow your keys please? I'll be right back, I swear. Yeah, you know, that's exactly why I think she might not be calling me back. But I did. I found my wallet pretty quick, came back and I paid and so after that, of course she drove me home. That's weird. Again. At the end, we shook hands. Uh. You know, it was the first date, but I didn't want to kiss her, not on the first date. That's not how I was raised. So can I ask you, did you offer your hand first or
did she offer the handshake? I think I think I offered my Yeah, I offered mine first. Okay, that's weird. So you know, at the end of the night, I like leaned over shook her hand and she smiled it. I was like, I think I said something like this was a nice time. Um, and uh, I think you know, if you'll be hearing from me again, I hope I see you soon sometime like that. And what was her response to that? She said she had a fun time, And yeah, I said can I call you again? And
she said sure, And did you call her again? I've only called one, so I have texted uh like three or four times. Um. You know, it's a little a little confusing because I know it was a little crazy asking for her keys and like that, that kind of thing. But you know, I came back. I didn't steal her car, didn't do nothing like that. And she said she had a lot of fun. So I'm just confused. All right, Well, we're gonna play a song, come back, call her and
get your second date update. Okay, all right, thank you. All right, man hold on rooking Jubil in the morning for today's second date update. Jeff is on the phone with us. He's a southern gentleman who just moved here. I met a girl online. They went out to dinner. Nothing really crazy about dinner, said, they had a good
time time. The only thing that happened and is the reason that he thinks he's not getting a call back, is that during dinner he realized that he forgot his wallet in her car because she had to drive because his car isn't here yet. So he asked for the keys, went out to the car, grabbed his wallet, came back in and still paid for dinner, but he thinks that that might have been kind of weird for her. It is kind of weird to be like, hey, first date, don't know you were well? But can I have your
keys please? So we're about to call her right now, Jeff, you're ready to go for your second date? Update? I think so? Yeah, all right, why do you want to call this girl? I mean, I would I just think if I was new to town, i'd want to date around a little bit. I do want to date around, but yeah, I want to I want to see her again first. I want to follow up with her and spend a little more time with her first. Yeah, you're not trying to fall in love with her? Right? Well,
I don't know. I know that's kind of the whole point of dating. But I guess you don't know unless you get a second date, right, Yeah, that's right. Okay, Well, I'm gonna call her right now, get her on the phone, and see if we can find out why she's not calling you back. All right, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Alana? Please? Yeah? This is hey Alana? How are you? This is Jewil from brook and Jewil in the Morning. Who Jewel from brook and Jewil in
the Morning. I don't know who that is. I'm sorry. That's right. There's a lot of people that don't know who it is. It's a radio show, morning radio show. How are you doing? Okay, I'm calling you because you recently went out on a date with one of our listeners and they wanted us to get a hold of you. Okay, do you what's their name? He's a southern gentleman who just kind of moved to town. You know I'm talking about.
His name is Jeff. Yes, I do. He actually emailed us and told us a little bit about your date and is confused as to why you're not calling him back, so he asked us to see we get you on the phone and find out why. Um, I don't know. I just didn't really work. You didn't really work. The whole date was just weird. There were little things that happened the whole date and it just didn't really go well. Okay, can you can you put it so that we can
tell him? Can you describe in your own words the date then, because it sounds like it sounds like more happened than what he told us. Yeah. I mean we're just really different, really really different. I think during dinner, I went to use the restroom and I got back and I heard him past gas at the table, like were you sitting back down or were you just coming up to the table. It was coming back to the table, and as I was sitting down, I definitely heard him
pass gap. So you were walking like did he not notice that you were there yet? And you were walking up and he farted right Basically he didn't say a single thing about it, and I just kind of sat there and saw, Okay, well, I guess we'll just let this go. Did you guys have that awkward moment where you both know that the other one farted and you kind of sit there and science for a second, like is this somebody going to bring it up? And then you go I did, But he kind of seemed like
it was totally fine. What is he going to say? I mean, you'd have to pretend like it didn't happen on your first day at dinner? Well, I kind of tried to just forget about it. But then we get to paying for the check and he tells me that he thinks he left his wallet in my car. And whatever. I mean, I get it, like maybe it just fell out of his pocket or something. So I gave him my keys, and I was praying that he wasn't going
to like steel my car or anything. But he came back and he paid for the bill and everything, you know, everything was fine, and then, you know, I really thought maybe I would go out with him again. But then I got home and I was getting my bags and everything from my car, and I realized that the change in my change box in my car was completely gone. Like, wait, so you're accusing him of stealing the change out of your car one hundred percent? Are you percent really quarders
in there? I know I keep my change there as like my little you know thing where I just grow my change. It was completely gone. What do you think was that this hillbilly from the south took my change to go from me? So I wasn't even gonna you know, he tried calling me, text me a couple of times. I did not even want to respond. I don't even want to see him again. I don't want to hear from him. I can't even believe that, Like the audacity, you would have to call a radio station knowing that
he stole from me. You said you don't want to hear from him ever again, never again. Okay, Well that's gonna be tough because he's actually on the other line listening. You actually noticed the change was gone your car? What is going on? That's that's Jeff. Oh my god, it's me. It's Jeff. I've been here the whole time. I don't want to talk to you, like you know what you did. I don't want to talk to you. Helta. Don't you think you're being a little paranoid accusing Jeff of stealing
the change out of your car. I highly doubt that Jeff took the change out of your car. I took it. What you did actually stole change? Oh, just listen for a second. I mean, first off, it was a couple of bucks and it was a tip. It was a tip. You actually stole it. I checked my wallet. Cast was a little bit low joke. I'm the a little extra for the tip. It was only a couple of bucks. I know. That's something I learned in the South, and tip good when you go out. Yeah, but your own money.
I was going to pay it back on a second date. A second date. You really think I would go on a second date with you after you stole from me. It's not stealing. I was borrowing it and I was going to pay it back all a second date. We do that all the time of the South. There's no big deal you do, Jeff, like that's a common Southern thing to steal each other's car change and use it as a tip. No, I ain't stealing. I'm not stealing nothing. I'm borrowing change. It's changed, Jeff. Do you notice change
in your car? It's all changing my car. It's been there for a long Oh my god. If you actually ask somebody for money and then tell them you're gonna pay it back, you can't just take it. I forgot. Oh my god. You know this is just all ridiculous. Jeff. I think you're a dumb hick. Oh. I don't understand why we're even having this conversation. I don't have any more time for this. Our conversation is done. That was quick. Oh wow, Jeff, you're still there. Man, I don't get it.
I was gonna pay her back. It was a couple of bucks, yeah, but from a car. I was good fused for the tip. But Jeff, you should probably ask before you do that, you know, man, it was my first date with her. I was nervous about everything else anyway, and I forgot. I forgot. All right, Well, and my advice to you would be, next time, if you're ever in that position, don't steal somebody's cash from their car. Man. You know you keep saying stealing. You know, I've heard you.
I didn't steal nothing, okay, Jeff, all right, Hey man, I look listen. I'm just telling you that you probably shouldn't take money from people's cars, even if it's like a southern thing like you said, it's definitely not done here. I'm talking to me about all this DJ radio high school rop out. You don't know what you're talking about, Jeff. That's the first thing I will agree with you on. I am a radio host. I know that. Don't be so mad. I'm just trying to help you out. Yeah, well,
a lot of help you are. That just really happened. We just got hung up on twice, which is impressive, be the first time for that. I didn't even get to ask if they wanted to go on a second date. I guess I'll have to email them see if I can get him to go out again,