Second Date Update PODCAST: Snakes on a Date

Thank you for your email. Appreciate it now absolutely, I'm excited to be talking with you. So your email said that you beat this girl at a bear chucking contest, and that's how you got the job done. I did, ye tell us how that went down? Well, I was at my favorite spot and I was just kind of hanging out and I noticed just goal Nikki, like right away. She was in with a couple of friends of hers, just kind of hanging out, and she definitely caught my eye.

So you saw her and thought, classy, I need to beat her by chugging beers. No, that that game much later. She just had that look though, like like this girl can party, you know what I mean, that's what every girl wants to be described as. She looks like she just lived a hard life and knows how to slam a beer or two. You know how a lot of a lot of women will order like an apple martini or something girly like that. She was just she was pounding beer and I was impressed. Okay, So how the

beer chugging contests start? Well, I bought her a beer, you know, from her and her friends. You know, I bought him like a picture of beer, and the bartender brought it over to her, and they didn't even they didn't even look my direction, which means they didn't care at all. They were just thinking, no, yeah, free beer. Yeah nothing. I mean they were actually talking about the bartender more like he was getting all the juice for

for your free beer. That didn't really sit well with me, so I figured I should at least talk to her. And so you just go up to her and say, hey, by the way, I bought you that beer. You might want to say thanks, Well, you're half right, I think, by the way, I did buy you that beer. And then I was like, you look like you can handle your beer. You know, I guess the weird thing to say is a lovely thing to hear. Well, you know,

she actually she actually responded pretty well to that. I think she's used to two guys just being like, you know, what's your sign or whatever? Corny lines guys to be girls at bars. Yeah, and uh, she kind of looked at me with like a like I got her attention, you know what I mean, definitely, you definitely got her attention. I don't know, it was a good thing. Yeah, So we actually start talking and she was actually impressed with the beer that I picked out for them, and she said,

you actually look like a bit of a lightweight. I'm surprised you even know what this beer is. I love how you guys are just insulting each other back in forest. I also found a little, you know, alluring because she was kind of a bold woman, you know, like, so that's when you chugged beer. She actually suggested it. I mean, when I'm not somebody who responds while to being called a lightweight. And so we basically get down to our

you know, who can chug a beer faster? So the next thing I know, we're like chugging beers, right, and she wanted the first round, which impressed me. I won the second one, of course, come back strong, and you know, I said, you want to make it interesting, let's put a date on the line here for the third final round and I won. Okay, so you chugged a beer faster than her and then she had no choice but to go out with you. Yeah, that was pretty much batty.

All right, tell us about the date when you guys went out, would you do? Well? We decided to go get a drink after you are already getting drinks. Yeah, this is all the same night. This is the same night. Yeah, this is about fifteen minutes after the beer chugging. We decided to go get some cotails to kind of mix it up because we'd had enough beer. But that's always a smart decision. That's a great decision. I'm assuming by the end of the night you two were both plastered.

We were we were feeling good, ye know. And I live in close proximity because it's one of my favorite spots. So I said, hey, do you want to come back to my place and hang out? And she said yeah, So we went back there, and what did you do at your place? Well, all right, so I have a hobby. I had a letter know that I have snakes, like reptiles. What you collect snakes? Like, how many snakes do you have? Woman got four? But they're kind of big. Oh yeah,

that's four more snakes. And I think anybody should own by the way, and if you ever have to give a warning to someone before they enter your apartment, it usually means that you're weird. A lot of people own snakes. I don't think I'm weird, but you know, some people could be freaked out by it, right of So was

she freaked out by your snakes? You know? By that point it's kind of hazy, But I think she just kind of played it off like yeah, no problem, you know, like I think she actually said I've handled a snake before or something like that. Oh yeah, you're like, yeah, you have have an handle of snake yet until you've been back to my place. So what did you guys do back there? You just show her your snakes. It's a little it's a little hit and miss as far as what I remember from that point on, I know,

I know I didn't show her my pythons. Uh yeah, all right, so you showed her your pythons, bro, Honestly, I don't remember a whole lot from that point on except her setting her up on the couch, you know, doing the leman thing. So you guys didn't really hook up or anything not that I remember. I mean I I slept in my bed and you know, I remember setting her up on the couch, and in the morning

she was gone. It just sounds like to me that she like went out, had a crazy night, chug some beers with the dude, saw his pet snakes, and then was like, all right, I need to get out of here. I mean, that's possible. But the thing is, but like I've texted her, you know, twice, and she just hit me back really cold, you know, just like lose my number.

So we know she doesn't like you. Well you know, I felt a real chemistry with her though, So I don't know if maybe the snakes with the deal breaker, Yeah, do you remember doing anything that really, you know, made her mad or it's inappropriate? You know, I hope not. I mean it was pretty hazy. Like I said, we had quite a lot of beer, so I'm assuming something must have happened to elicit a response that says, lose my number. After you guys are out. Well that's why

I need your help. All right, Well, play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. All right, I appreciate it. Thanks all right? Brooking jubil in the mornings updates the perfect way to sum up today's date for the second date update, slamming beers and touching snakes. Actually, a hey, Gary, why did you want to come out for an evening of slamming beers and touching snakes? She came to the right place. Ken is on the phone for a second date update. Today. He

wants to call a girl named Nicki. They met at a bar when they had a beer chugging contest. Apparently it was like if I beat you, then you have to go out with me. So they went out that same night, got drunk, went back to his place, and he showed her his snake collection, apparently as four snakes. He woke up in the morning she was gone, texted her, called her, and she just sent him a text back that said lose my number. So we're about to call her right now and find out what went wrong on

the date. Any last words before we call her? Ken, No, man, I just appreciate it. I really want to know what's going on and can have the snake's ever been a problem in attracting women before? No, you know, surprisingly, they've actually been more of a positive thing people see, you know, ladies, and kind of even intrigued by it more than scared. Okay, all right, here we go, Manam mcdollar phone number right now? Oh hello, Hi, can I speak to Nikki please? This

is she? Hey Nikki, how are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Who is it? Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning, the radio show. Okay, what's going on? But what's going on with you? Why are you calling? I'm calling you because somebody emailed us about you and asked if I could get you on the phone. Okay, it's a second we do on our show called the Second Date Update. You recently went out

with a guy named Ken. Oh no, and Ken is curious why after your date you send a text message that said, lose my number? Are you kidding me? No, I'm not got a second to talk to us about Ken real quick. Oh my god. I just want to know why you're not calling Hi back and what you didn't like about him? I mean, it's not that I didn't like him. He seemed like a perfectly fine, normal guy. Um, God, like,

this is serious, right, Yes, it is serious. He did tell us about your date and how you guys met chugging beers at a bar and told us that you guys got pretty drunk up back at his place. Yeah, he told you we went back to his place. Yeah, Okay, it wasn't like that. No, he didn't, he didn't. He didn't tell us it was like that. He said that you guys went back there and it was kind of hazy, but he put you to bed on the couch and then woke up in the morning and you were gone.

And then he said he tried to get a hold of you, and you told him that you didn't want to have anything to do with him. Okay, mister like blabbermouth can't keep his trap clothes, told you guys everything. Do you remember the night? We need to talk to me now, Well, we'd like to know, well, we'd like to know what went wrong. Do you remember the night back at his place? I mean, he says it was pretty hazy. Oh, I remember everything. Okay, Well, maybe you

can fill in the details that he's missing. Then this is just like really weird for me. So they're with me. I can't believe I'm like airing my dirty laundry on the radio station. Um so yeah, you know then that he has a snake collection. To us all about that, he said that he brought you back there and he said you didn't seem very creeped out by his snakes. I mean, we had some drinks, you know, I was

feeling a little more brave than normal. So you know, if he's like, oh, I got these snakes by the way, so I'm like, okay, like that's weird, but what the hell, Like I'm not gonna say no now, Like I'm already in your apartment, right. I think it's weird to have four of any animal. If you have four dogs, if you have four cats, it's all yeah, like four snakes makes it even just stranger. Yeah, it was bizarre. So I'm like, okay, fine, like you can show me one.

So he brings it out and he's like, oh, like do you want to touch it? I'm like no, I don't want to touch it, and he's like, no, just feel the scales like all this weird like creepy stuff, like just deductively like touching the snake. And I'm like, did you say seductively touching the snake? I mean it seems like very He's super into snakes obviously. Yeah. So I'm like, I'm good, dude, Like just keep it over there,

you know. So he goes to go put it back in the cage and he starts kissing it, but kissing his snake, like tongue kissing his snake. He did not, like French kiss a snake. Yes, he did. Disgusting. You know how people kiss their dogs like he was doing that. Gross. Yeah, So he's like tonguing this snake and I'm like, okay, this is like a nightmare. But obviously i'm loaded. I can't leave, so I'm like, okay, whatever, just I'm gonna go to sleep, get up the next morning, and I

don't want to be rude. I want to go say goodbye because we did have fun together. He was a nice guy. We had a good time. So I go and I knock on his door. He doesn't answer, and I go and I opened the door and he's in the bed with the snake. God Like, I don't know what they were doing. I was just like the snake. I don't know what they were doing. The snake got more action than you that night to be that way, Like,

I don't even know. I thought that you couldn't sleep with the snake, Like I thought I would strangle you or something. Yeah. I don't know much about snakes, but I don't know that would be weird to walk in and see somebody sleeping with a snake, like exactly, so I rolled. I mean, yeah, I want thing to see somebody like making out with it, but then like it's in the bed, like all cuddled up. You like, what

do you not me? Not me? Yeah, well you imagine if you continue a relationship with this dude, it's going to be you in bed with your boyfriend and a snake. That's gross. Yes, well I should also let you know that he's actually on the line listening to this conversation. Why. Yeah, First of all, that's not weird. You're making it sound really weird. That's that's probably not weird. A lot of

people actually let snakes fill in their places. What that's not that's they're the cold blooded animals, so it's natural for them to curl up with with warm blooded people. That is not normal. And you guys did not tell me he was on the phone. Okay, I meant to tell you that I completely forgot. I'm so sorry about that. You're making this this kissing things sound really weird too, like it is weird. I'm assuming you've never been to a Renaissance Fair, because that happens a lot, all right.

And it's not like I had my tongue in the snake's mouth. It was the snake sticks its tongue out, you hit hit it with your tongue. It's a common thing, not common. Do you hear yoursel? Now? Do you hear yourself? Do you guys hear this? The most disturbing part about that for me was the Renaissance Fair comment out. Now, I believe that you are a total weirdo, Ken, It's

not a weird thing. For somebody that was tough enough to do a beer drinking contest with me, I she'd be way more aware of having a beer drinking contest with somebody is normal. Making out with your snake and then sleeping with it is not. Can I just stand up for Ken real quick? I don't know about the tongueing part, but I had a friend who had a python and she let it crawl all over her all the time. Like when we watch Bodies and stuff, google Natasha Kinski and the Serpent and see what comes up.

She's a famous model. Very dude, I'm not googling any of your weird videos. Okay, I've been caught in that trap before. I'm not going down that road again now. You guys see, I dated a lot of weirdos in my life, and I just don't need another one on the list. I know this sounds funny to you guys, but like this is really considered snake shaming in the reptile is shaming. No, I'm being serious, Like a lot

of reptil owners would take offense. But you guys are laughing about this because there, you know, like he wouldn't laugh about it was curled up with like my my chihuahua or a kitting or something. Yeah, but the kiss, same thing. How do you explain that? Like, I like, I don't stick my tungue out and let my dog lick my tongue like people do. Actually, I don't know that people do. You've never seen like like an old woman with a small dog just kissing it in public

at a restaurant or something. Well, normally you can't compare it. Yeah, and normally at chihuahua is not going to strangle you in the middle of the night. No, I say normally, I guess it could happen somehow. This little pause around your neck, that that that very rarely happens. That's that's the bignessnoment that happens. All right, Kenn, I'm sorry for snake shaming. Please don't play this segment for your snakes and let them hear it, because I hate to see

a snake cry. Nikki, would you like to go out in a second date with Ken? We will pay for it. No, thank you. He has an animal lover. You got to give him that. No, I'm okay, I'm okay. You know, it just seems like this relationship might be a little bit crowded with me. He seems like he's good over there with his reptile companion. All right, I'm okay. You know, you know what, I thought you could hang, but I guess not. So. You know, I'm usually pretty good judge

of character. But you know, if you can't handle me with with my snakes, then I'll find a lady that can. You know, I guess you're not not up to the challenge. Nikki, thank you very much for your time. Ken. I'm sorry you didn't get a second date, but it's a man. I appreciate you guys reaching out. And you know, remember snakes are pets like any other Snakes are people too. I got it, got broken jewel in the morning.