Second Date Update PODCAST: Smoothie Date

from Atlanta. Hey, Susannah, how I just gave your second eight update the doctor SEUs treatment, So you are welcome. I thought, she was like, how did you know that's a good bio, Susannah? What is your favorite food? Um? Chocolate tip, cookie doesn't rhyme doesn't count ye? Tell us why you emailed us today, Susanna. Well, basically, I went on an online date. I was doing some online dating. You don't have to sound apologetic for it. It's very common you sound very ashamed for some reason. I know

it was naughty, but I met a boy. Sorry dad, Well, he seemed normal. At first, and he looked like he was into fitness and health and that's what I'm into. And did you? I mean, how long did you guys talk before you decided to meet up in person? Um for a few weeks? You know, we talked on the phone, and I normally don't respond to like ninety percent of people online, but he seemed pretty cool and normal. So what's this guy's name? Anthony? Anthony Anthony? Okay, Okay, he

does sound like Anthony's to me. Are always fitness freaks. So yeah, and so we decided to meet up. We did, like a casual meet up at a at a smoothie bar. If Anthony's into fitness, He's definitely into smoothies too, the extra protein. All the bros love to brow out at the smoothie bar. We say we're going to the bar. That's so, how did things go the smoothie place with Anthony? I mean, it's casual, obviously, and but I was I was a little disappointed as appearance. Wait, that's what we're

leading with. You're calling us for another date. Why were you disappointed? Well, I mean it's profile picture. He had a grote and when I met him, it was like a mustache, like, I think he just shaved it, so mustache. I think both are terrible. But that's I mean, that's something that easily can be changed, right, Yeah, no, it's permanent. Oh okay, sorry. Once it shaved into a mustache, you're stuck with it forever, or for at least five years. That's a contract you have to sign. I mean, that's

like somebody meeting me and not liking bangs. You know, like that's understandable. All right, listen, they're pretty terrible. I'm sorry, Susanna, continue tell us about tell us about Anthony and his mustache. Yeah. No, I just thought like, after a couple of dates, I could probably convince in thing growback his goatee. So so you were able to get over your disappointment. Yeah, well, after talking to him and you know, getting to know him, I was able to get over it. Oh good, that's

very big of you. Yes, what else happened on the date? Well, I mean we sat down, we were having a conversation, We're talking about job, family, and I didn't know where time went. You know. Oh that's so good. That's always such a good sign. Yeah, we talked longer than I expected, and then like I looked at the time and I realized, oh my god, I had to go. I actually had a photo shoot. Oh yeah, no, not really, Um, it's for my thirtieth birthday, I mean yeah, so I didn't

know how to tell him that. But a lot of my friends do this for their thirtieth They do like a photo shoot to celebrate, you know, their life. Was that just like your clever way of trying to hint, like, by the way, it's my birthday, so better treat me extra nice? Yeah? Yeah, So how did things wrap up with him? So I told him I to go because of that, and I told him I needed or an uber and then he said he could drive me. So

that was so sweet. And then wow, yeah yeah, so he drove me and he dropped me off and then I said thank you, and I kissed him on the cheek. Oh, this is also cute. He's good have easily called you an uber and been a gentleman, but he wanted to spend more time with Yeah, totally, I'm with you. It's a great sign. A little clingy, but I understand why that come across as a nice gesture. So how did things end with the kiss? Yeah? So I mean, it was sweet, and you know, I said goodbye and thank you,

and now you know that I've been texting him. He's sort of short in responses. Oh really, which is weird because you guys, you said talk for weeks leading up to it, so you had like kind of a rhythm going m So what do you think went wrong? I don't know. I mean it's like the conversation flowed really well. I kissed him on the cheek. I'm not sure you're a terrible cheek kisser. Or maybe he's just waiting for his gotee to grow back in so he's not such

a disappointment to you. Oh no, I didn't tell him about that. I didn't tell him about his gotee and mustache. Yeah, but he could probably see the disappointment in your face. We'll find out for sure. We're going to play a song come back. We'll call Anthony and try and get your second date update. Okay, okay, all right, hold on second date update. You're just tuning in for the second date update. We're on the phone with Susannah and she recently met a guy named Anthony who checks all the

boxes she's been looking for. Physically fit any kind personality. That's so great. Loves a good fruit smoothie. Great. But well, I don't think she told us that. But yeah, I don't think she actually said that, but I'm picking that up just from her tone of voice. He did have one major strike against him, though, his face furniture. For the date, Anthony shaved his glorious goatee into a horrible mustache.

Oh man, and Susannah not a fan of the dental drapes, but somehow she overlooked it and they had a great date. At the end, he even drove over to her birthday photo shoot got a kiss on the cheek. But since then she's barely heard from Anthony or his lower eyebrow. I love it. And mustaches are so terrible. If nobody picked up on what Jeffrey was talking about, Oh yeah, it's a mustache. Yeah, dental drapes. I heard of that.

I don't maybe prefer a snop mop lip spinach. You gotta be ready and someone comes in with a face fungus, and you have to know what to say. I don't know if I want to do the second day thing anymore. All right, don't listen to him. I'm gonna stop I think that this guy. I think we can get you a second date on this one because it sounds like I don't know what happened. Maybe he's been busy, but the date sounded great. It sounds like you connected to

be something small. Yeah, small, like the dirt squirrel on his upper lip. That's the last one. That's the last one. I don't think so, but I don't trust you. Let's call him. We're gonna dial Anthony's phone number and try and get your second date up date. Okay, Susannah, Okay, all right, we're dialing right now. Here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Anthony please? Yeah, speaking, Hey Anthony, my name's young Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and

Jeffrey in the Morning. You have mom to talk to us. Uh, you're from a radio show. Yes, the radio shows. Hi, Anthony and Jeffrey in the Morning. And yeah, Jose too. Okay, I guess you're a big fan. Huh what show did you say it was? Yeah, that's all right, man. We're broken Jeffrey in the Morning and we're doing something with you right now called a second date. Update. That's where if you go out with someone and afterwards they're not

calling you back. You can email our show and we'll reach out to that person to try and figure out the reason why. This is Like for real, right, this isn't like one of those phone scam kind of thing at it. It's real, and we're calling because you went out recently with a woman named Susannah. Oh um, she called you guys. Yeah, she says that she had a great time with you, and she's wondering why you're not getting back to her after what she thought was a

really nice date. So it like, wait, she told you about our date and stuff. Yeah, I mean she gave us a snapshot of what happened, and honestly, we hear a lot of like weird date scenarios doing these things, and your guys's date sounded so sweet and fun, and she told us you guys went to a smoothie shop and the conversation between you guys was really great. I mean, yeah, at the start, she was cool. Um, it's just the

date got it turned out she was too weird. She was weird, and why would you offer a ride at the end of the date to a weird chick? Let me just clarify then, Um, it didn't get weird until the car ride. Oh, taking her to that birthday photoshoot thing, and because it was her thirtieth birthday, which is, you know, totally cool, people do it. Apparently, so dropped her off. You know, everything was cool. But I got a little curious, and so I watched her as she was going into

the photoshoot and she she walked into a cemetery. WHOA. I thought, Okay, maybe she's like lost, maybe she's just taking a short cut. I think this is kind of weird. So I like drove around so I could like see through the fence. Okay, wait, you're calling her weird and you're following a chick through the cemetery right now, I would do It's like, what are you doing. I'd be a little bit curious. I was like, I was taking her to her place. I want to make sure she

got there safe. Oh I see good, Anthony, that was good. Come on you guys. I mean you wouldn't be curious because I'd be curious. Yeah, I'd be curious. I'm curious my whole life. I know what you're talking about. What did you see? Well, I drove around and I could see her in the cemetery, she was pretty far away, but there was like photographers or other people in there. Okay, so it was Legit looked like she was gonna do the photoshoot in there. I couldn't see very much after that,

so I took off obviously. But it's just strange. Either she's into really bizarre stuff or she lied to me. I don't know, man, I think those are big assumptions. I mean, it could just be something that she viewed as artistic, like I think cemeteries are beautiful. They're beautiful places. I'm just saying. Or maybe she's got a little goth in her. Maybe she wanted to take pictures with her grandparents. Oh, but we should probably ask her. Yeah, okay, what do

you mean? Well, we can actually ask her right now, Anthony, because she's been on the other line listening and she wants to talk to you. Are you serious? Yeah, she heard everything that you said, Susannah God, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Ah. Hey, would you like to explain why you did your photo shoot in a cemetery or what was happening? Well, I need to tell you something. I mean, I was a hundred percent truthful to you. I would have explained to you if you had asked me, are

you a ghost? No? I don't think you could take pictures of ghost Jeffreys. They don't show up. I don't know technology these days, they make all sorts of cool cameras. Sorry, what's going on? Yeah? I hired a photographer to take my pictures in the cemetery because it's a proclamation that my use is dead. You're thirty. You're using it's not dead. Wait, you're using this as like it's supposed to be symbolic you're dead. Use. Yeah, I wanted to, Yeah, celebrate that girl.

You're not eighty five, you're turning thirty. It's not the end of your life. Well though, she's saying, she's laying her youth to rest. So what are you gonna do now? You're just gonna sit home and knit and get a bunch of cats, Like, oh my god, it's just what do we shoot? All my friends are doing it. Oh my god, Anthony, what do you think? I have never heard of that before in my life. Yeah. No, we get permission from the cemetery and we lay down by the tombs own and we get our photos done, and

I actually kind it really nice. You just take your picture of some random person's grave in there. You know, there are a couple of unmarked tombstones that we go to. We don't have to go to the ones that I already have, you know, see, Anthony, it's classy on it for real, though, I bought like a black dress and we hope dead flowers and balloon. You know. Sometimes there's like a stray cat in the cemetery that I hope got to hell that day. So so cute, Anthony, what

are you thinking? Are you? Are you turned on right now here in all this, I'm just wondering what she and her friends do for baby showers at this point? Oh my god, Hey, though, Anthony, I mean, that is a reasonable explanation about why she's taking photos in the graveyard. I don't think that that should be a reason not to call somebody back. Well, I mean, it definitely sounds a lot better to hear her tell it. Absolutely so. She's not weird, man, She's just old. Can you get

over that? I don't know, that's just really bizarre, But it's just fun. It was just a fun, light symbolic thing. It's not I mean, listen, the whole point of dating is to learn new things about people and they learn the way other people do stuff in their senses of a humor and like it sounds like you guys really clicked before the whole like graveyard piece. I mean, yeah, I honestly I had a lot of fun. I really liked her. It's just that was again, that was totally

unknown territory. Yeah all right, well, Anthony, at this point, I would like to offer to send you guys out on a second date. We'll pay for it, you guys to go back to that cemetery and you can finish it off. Bury her, keep her head above the ground. Right, But sounds lovely, bury that youth. But it's a rest. Honestly, I had a lot of fun up until that point. Absolutely, I'd be down for another one. A Susannah, Look at that, we got you a second day. Awesome. It's like this

romance has risen from the dead. Oh god, Anthony, I'm so excited to share pictures with you too. They came up really nice, and you know, we actually went to the Morgue afterwards and we took pictures there as well. So yeah, you're gonna love them. Yeah, I can't wait to see him. Sounds sounds Great, Maybe a better idea would be to continue the funeral trend and shave off that mustache, put that mouth murk into rest. Wait, she told, Okay, yeah,

she loves it. She loves it, keep it and Jeffrey in the morning.