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Second Date Update PODCAST: Skydiving for Shorty

Oct 25, 201716 min
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If you have ever used a dating service you may have come across someone who is INCREDIBLY good looking and in a quest to find out more information, you read their bio only to find out that you two have NOTHING in common... Normally, you would just accept that and either message the person so that they can like you for who you are or not message them at all. However, today's listener didn't do either!

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Need Leasic trust the experienced team at the Leasic Center at Evergreen Eye Center. No glasses, no contacts, no limits. What will you do? Lasik at Evergreen dot com Rooking Jewels, Second dat up date. If you want to make a first date memorable, you really only have one of two options. Either you can be very romantic, or you have to expose them to something that has a high rate of mortality. It's either flowers or funerals, knowing between. If you want

to make somebody remember a first date. And Raoul is on the phone right now to do a second date update, and he is a man that I can respect because he did one of those things. Raoul, what's up, man? How are you? Oh? I don't know. I don't think it worked out for me. Now, please don't tell me that she's actually dead. Yeah what? No, Well I haven't s she might as well be. Yeah, No, she is. She is. We're actually we're actually going to attempt to call her with a second second date update from beyond

the graund No, No, she's alive. I'm sure she's fine. She's just not talking to me. You know. That's good. That's good. Before we get into what you actually did on your date. Tell us a little bit about her. What's her name? Just being okay? And where'd you meet her? We've met online? Okay. I thought she was really, really cute and know she had beautiful eyes. They were amazing and I loved her bio. You know. She said that she's a risk taker, and you know you don't see

that too often. Okay, And what does that mean to you to be a risk taker? Um? You know, I don't know. It's being spontaneous and trying new things. You know, it's a living without a schedule. I like it. You are a wild man, Raoul. Yeah, I can do you sometimes. Kay. So what did you plan for your date? Well? I thought I would supply as her talking about being spontaneous, so I told her we were going to restaurant and

I gave her the address. And when she showed up at the restaurant, you know, obviously she assumed that we were going to be eating there and I said, hey, you know, actually we're actually going down the road, and so she was like wondering what it was. Yeah, i'd be scared of you, Raoul, I would be nervous. I'm gonna go with Jubil on this one, like first date off a dating nap or the internet or whatever. Surprises usually aren't going to work for you. Yeah, I think

she saw that I was trustworthy. You know, I'm a trustworthy person. I wasn't going to take her in the middle of a field or something. But you kind of did what what did you guys do? That's a good point. I kind of did you did? Actually? Okay, now you're laughing about it, Raoul, you do sound buddy. It was a spirit of riskcake, you know. So I took it down the road and I took her to a skydiving center. He took her surprise skydiving on your first date. No,

it's crazy, bad, idea bad. It's that's like something that people have to think of, you know, or like a bucket list item. It's it's something that you went your whole life to do, if you're going to do it. Yeah, but she was totally into it. You know. It was well, you know, we we've been chatting online already about it, and and she said that she she really wanted to do it, So I thought, why not surprised it with that? Okay, what did she say? What were her words? When you're

like toda, we're jumping out of an airplane. I could tell she sort of had that blend in her eye, and I could tell that she was into it. Whoa gosh, and I was already paid for it too. Okay, even better, Yeah, for sure, because that's expensive. That is not a cheap day. How did everything go when you actually jumped out of an airplane? Okay? All right? So this is this is the this is the part that's hard to talk about.

But so we go through all the training and everything, right, and you have to go through the other position and all this stuff. And it's a tandem dive where you have, you know, the instructor sort of glued to your back, and so I'm supposed to jump first, and they opened the door and I looked down and I just I couldn't do it. I couldn't jump. What buddy? So you're you're sitting there with one of the instructors strapped to your back about to push you off the airplane. And

would you stop him? I just said, I just started yelling no, no, and you know, I fought him and

I freaked out and I wigged. I wigged out. I mean, you know, this whole time I know she's watching all this, and it just so I went, and you know, I we got out of the way, and then she went and she jumped no problem at all, I mean, no hesitation, right, yeah, okay, And did you actually jump or did you just hang out on the plane and well no, So, like you know, they talked to me and then we circled around, you know, to the spot, and then I finally jumped. Yes, oh

you did. You beat your fear and you made it happen. What was it like? Let me tell you. I had to be honest, I hated it. Okay, man, you know, skydiving is not for everybody. At least you figured it out that day. Too bad it had to be on a first date with somebody who seems like they probably liked it. Yeah. And then when we landed, the instructor was like joking around that he went deaf from me, screaming in his ear. Oh man. And what was her response to this whole experience. I mean, she said I

was very brave and et cetera. But I mean I could just tell that, you know, she was sort of I felt she was like laughing at me inside. You know, it was embarrassing. And how did everything end after the day, you know, kissing or did she hold you like a baby and let you cry. No, it was just uncomfortable, and I you know, I asked if she wanted to book, you know, get a bite to eat, and she said she was just really tired from all the day's activities,

which I understood. So, you know, we just gave each other a hug and you know we said good bye. Oh man, that did not work out how you expect it too, did it? Nope? Is that the last you've heard from her? Or have you guys talked at all since? I mean, I've tried to reach her, you know, I texted her an emailed, UM, I haven't heard back. Okay, well we'll play a song come back and then call her and find out if you being a little scaredy cat on the plane I was causing you not to

get a second date. Yeah, thanks a lot for that. Yeah, all right, we'll get your second day update right after this thing brooking jubil in the morning second date, right in the middle of a second date update. And if you're just joining us, today's second date update is proof that you should not take risks in life. Just be safe because every time you take a risk, it screws something up. Oh man, right, Raoul? Yeah, yeah, whatever, Yeah, Raul.

If you would have just taken this girl to dinner, maybe a movie, who knows, you could have been married by now. But instead you had to surprise her with a skydiving trip, and then you ended up getting scared and not being able to jump out, and now she's judging you. Yeah. No, good deed goes unpunished. Right. I don't even know what that means, Raoul, don't even know what that means. All I know is you screwed up by taking her skydiving on the first date. That is

an expensive first date. And we don't know for sure that she's judging him for not jumping and screaming like a little baby inside the plane. Okay, true, if you're just joining us, he took a girl name Justine skydiving. The only thing is Raoul was scared to jump out of the plane. Yeah, she jumped out. They had to circle around again. He finally jumped out, but yelled so loud the instructor even commented on it after, like, wow, you I've never heard anybody screamed that one. So that's

why Raoul thinks he's not getting a call. All right, man, you're ready to get her on the phone. Yeah, I guess so. Oh you sound so defeated, buddy, be brave this time. Okay, okay, right, sound like you're more nervous now than you would be going skydiving. Yeah, I think that's kind of it. Man. Okay, here we go. I'm gonna dollar phone hmer. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Justine? Please? This is she? Hey Justine? How are you? This is

Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Um, fine, who is this Jewbil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Okay, we're calling you because one of our listeners actually asked us to get you on the phone about skydiving. Yeah, it's actually true skydiving. Yeah, you went skydiving just what like week week and a half ago, now something like that. How did you know that? Because Raoul, the dude that you went skydiving with, wanted us to call you because we do a segment on

our show called the Second Date Update. So Raoul told us how you guys went skydiving, and now he can't get a hold of you. So he asked if we could help. So you're calling to ask me for Raoul? Is that what I'm hearing? Yes, it's kind of like a middle school type situation, right, Yeah, do you like our friend Raoul? Can you check yes or no in this box? So true? Yeah, I definitely have to check no on that box. Okay, makes sense? Okay, Well do you mind telling us why he lied to me? What?

That is not the answer I was expecting. I thought you meant like it wasn't because he was being a big cissy and wouldn't jump out of the plane. No, I was so over it before that even happened. You were over the date, before you guys even went skydiving. His account is way different. I mean, other than being scared to jump out of the plane, he thought you had a great time. I mean I had a great time skydiving. Okay, so that was fun. But what did he lie to you about? He kind of catfished me.

Oh did he look totally different than what his picture did on the dating profile? No, he looked like his picture. It as him. It was the same guy from the photo. So how did he catfishy? Then? Yeah, like his job or something. He just lied on his dating profile. He said he was five eighth, and I knew right away when I walked up and saw him. He is taller than he said he was. Wait, what he's taller than five eight? Yeah, he is definitely taller than five eight because I am five ten and he was as tall

as me. And I only date shorter guys. What okay, are you like the only girl that has ever said that in the history of like the universe. It doesn't really matter. He's still lied. Wait, I okay, right now, I don't even care about that point. Why do you want to date guys that are shorter than you? I like to date shorter guys because I'm five ten, and guys who are shorter than me they try harder, They're

a lot nicer. Tall guys are usually really talky and douchey, and I've just learned from experience it is always better. I'm I'm like, I'm like five to seven maybe, and I've been saying that my whole life, that shorter dudes we have to work harder. You know, well, I would agree with you. Yeah, yeah, okay, you guys like even if you want to make that big generalization, and that's true, was Raoul cocky and a douche like I feel like you're judging him before he even got a word out.

I mean it doesn't matter, because I've had enough experience to know that shorter guys are just better, and I mean they're hotter to me. Wow, thank you on behalf of all the short dudes. This is the best second day we've ever done. I like what I like, okay. For example, I like being able to help out around the house and reach the tall things that the guy can't. I think that's fun, okay, And I like going out

with a guy that can be the little spoon. You know, sometimes I want to be the big spoon, and that's a lot easier when the guy short. It just seem What do you feel about like a guy having a gun on his tiptoes to kiss you when you're niels? Oh my gosh, I think it's really really cute. Is it the best? It's hilarious. I love it because I like taller women to put on eye heels next to

me and make me feel like a little dude. Oh if you have if you don't tell me you have a big nose, just I won't be able to finish this. Stop trying to be her little pocket friend boy. Um, Justine, I'll calm down and and fall back for a second, but I do need to let you know that Raoul is actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you what I've just seen. Seriously, just so, are you? Are you kidding me? I mean that that's why you're not calling me back? Yeah, because you lied

to me. I don't date liars and I don't date taul guys, you're both. But you're a lying, tall bastard role I mean, but this has to be the first time in history. Guys always live here they're taller. Yeah, yeah, why are you lying and saying your shorter role? Look, I didn't even realize I put five minutes. Yeah, I'll go back and fix it, but just come on. I mean, that's why you don't want to date me because I'm, you know, two inches taller than I said I was.

Are you five eight or under? No? But I mean, you know, okay, fine, and I'm not interested. Oh my gosh, you could be missing out. Unlike the person of your dreams, you could be missing out on amazing people just because of this weird height restriction for you or she could be more accepting to amazing people who are closer to the ground. Depends how you look at it. Just and I'm on your side. Why are you guys trying to tell me what I like. I've been with guys. I

know my height cut off. I want to be with a guy who's five eight or under it that we don't even need a king five beet Okay, And I'm not telling you. I am fully behind you on this one. You have my complete support. Justaing. Come on, I mean you know that. Don't you like to feel protected by a guy who's you know, three four five inches taller than What are you saying I need protection that I can't protect myself. I'd prefer to be the guy who could jump out of a plane before me without throwing

a little fit. Just got a point, all right, you got me there. But you know I finally did jump, Okay, I of you. Well, I'm pretty sure that we all know the answer to this. But Justine, would you like to go out with Raoul one more time? On a second? We will pay for it. You didn't let me finish the sentence. Just see, we'll pay for it. No, No, I can't. I can't believe it. I mean over two inches. Whoever heard of a girl that wants a shorter guy? I mean a bizarre Oh, I think if anything, you know,

you cut your losses roll. It's not something that you could actually control, so I wouldn't feel too awful about it. And I spent four hundred blocky feel bad about you are out four hundred dollars. It was expensive first date, Raoul? Can you pay for that? Definitely not. No, we will not be paying for your first date that you went on. Yeah,

well you were going to pay for the second date. Yeah, but there wasn't gonna be four dollars like a twenty five dollar gift card Red Robin or something like that. So I'm not doing that. Justine, are you still there? Have you hung up on us by now? Oh? I'm here? Okay, Well, thank you for talking to us, and thank you for telling us why you don't want to date Raoul. You're awesome. Yeah, and I'll be hitting you up later. That was going to happen, I'm real shure. Yeah, go out with him? Yeah, thanks,

Raoul didn't work out for you. I guess you got to find a girl who's accepting of you. Tall freaks out there. You know, I'm five ten. I'm not even at tall for playing out. Well it's a good point. Well I'm sorry you're too tall to ride this right, so man broken Juwil in the morning,

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