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Second Date Update PODCAST: Signature Move

Dec 15, 201716 min
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One of our listeners, says that he has a Go-to signature move that he busts out whenever he really wants to get a kiss He used it on a girl the other night, and it worked! But now he cant get a hold of her. What went wrong? Find out in the PODCAST.

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Looking Jebels second d. Everybody has their signature move when you go out on a date and you want to try to get a kiss. I know, for me, I do the old yawn trick, you know when you put your hands like kind of by your mouth, and the yawn. You stretch him wide and you put your arm around her and then your pants fall to the ground. Because before I did the yawn trick, I unloosened my belt and then the pants fall, and hey, you're right in the middle of a crowded restaurant pants down. There's really

nothing she can do. Oh but kiss you. Yeah, that's usually the option. My signature move. Well, the guy on the phone today who wants to do a second date update apparently used his signature move on the date he got a kiss, and he's confused why he's not getting a call back. His name is James. James, how are you? What's going on? How much? Man? So tell us a little bit about the girl that you want to call today. Where'd you meet her? I met her on Tinder? All right, okay?

And you were actually looking to date someone and not just hook up with him. I mean it depends on the night. Yeah, you know, it can be used for all sorts of things you put in your email that you use your signature move. I want to find out what your signature move is in a second, But first tell us how the date went with her. You know, overall I thought it went really well, but we got off to a rough start for sure. Um. We went out for dinner, and uh, I wouldn't say at the

restaurant early. I always get there early. You know. That's considerate, right, very considerate. How early are you talking? Like an hour early? And you're just pacing back? Okay, solid twenty minutes, because it'd be good to show up like really early and then get mad at her that she shows up like five minutes later. I've been here for an hour and a half already, so you showed up early. And to continue my gentimanly ways, here we wave across the room.

She comes over and I pull up a chair. I'd like to do that, um, And she's like, oh, thank you, and she sits down and uh, you know, she she stepped in front of it, and for some reason, I don't know why, I shoved the chair at the table and it and it knocked her legs out and she just fell straight on her butt on the chair, and I think it definitely hurts. So you aggressively shoved her into the table. I didn't mean. I didn't mean to do that, okay, kind of. I think I was nervous

or something. I was wondering if that was your signature move. Sit down and you eat. It's better than pulling the chair out from underneath her. Did you like comment about that, because I feel like I would have been awkward at that point, Like, I am sorry about that. That was I pushed the chair in a little too hard. Yeah, yeah, no, I made a joke of it. I said like, well, yeah,

that's why I work out. Yeah, I don't know my own strength sometimes, so whenever I'm on on dates with like, especially women who were smaller than I know him a big dude anyway, I tended to just shove them into the table. After that, did everything go okay? Yeah, I mean we calm I calmed down, and we had good conversation. I thought we had a connection, flirting pretty hard and uh remember around dessert, I made the mental note that I'm going to kiss this girl at night. I'm going

to use my signature move, right. I can't wait to hear what this move is, sir? What is James's signature move? You stud Like, I know you guys are going to totally laugh at this, but honestly it works. Like the time. Okay, you know the people are going to be stealing this move after you tell us, Yeah, well I stole it, so you know that's fair games. Where do you steal it from from a movie? I don't remember which one.

I'd probably been done in many movies. Okay, you're you're gonna have to go a long way convincing me that this is a good move. Then if you stole it from a movie. No, it works, I swear to guy, what is it? So? H we grab our coats and go outside in the restaurant, and then you know, there's a moment where we're saying goodbye. But I was just focused on her and on executing my signature move, and so like we're locking eyes and I like to hold the moment, you know, for a little just a little

bit of uncomfortableness. You've really practiced this, haven't you. Oh yeah, I've done this. I've done this at least a solid ten times. Okay, okay, And then what happens after the eye lock. And so after that moment, you know she's about to say something. As I see she's about to say something, I moved my index finger to her list and go, oh god, and then I kissed her. Are you serious? I rolled my eyes Gerard Butler and p s I love you or something. Maybe that was the

movie and this actually works for you. It works like I know, you guys are like lapping it up and I think it's ridiculous, but I swear you got it work. Did she actually kiss you back or was she just in shock standing still like you know, there's the there's the initial shock, but then she like you know, she lets go and then we have a good time. That, my friends, is how the signature move works. All right? So you guys kissed after you did that? And how

did everything end with you? I walked her back to her car and UH said I'll call you and she said cool, all right, And so I thought E went great. But next few days I'm texting Aaron just getting absolutely nothing. And a week goes by and I'm talking to you guys now, So you haven't heard anything from her at all. No, maybe she's still in a daze from how romantic you are. She's probably still writing in her diary about it as we speak. I wouldn't doubt it. Oh my god, I

thought her. She's laid up in the hospital with a fractured rib when you shoved her into the table. That could be it too. All right, Well, we're gonna play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. All right, cool, All right, hang on then, Brook and Jubil in the Morning date. James, are you a good kisser? Yeah, it's Brooking Jubil in the Morning.

If you're just tuning in for the second part of today's second date update, that's James and James isn't getting a call back from a girl named Brittany, He says at the end of the date, he did his signature move, as he calls it, while they were walking after dinner. They were talking about whatever, and he shished her and then went in for the kiss and she kissed him. But James, I didn't get enough details on the kiss, Like you said that you kissed her, but I didn't.

I need more. I need more detail on it to see if like she should be calling you back. So here, we're gonna role play a little bit. All right, James, I'm her and you're me, or you're her and I'm meet whatever however you want to do it. But I'm just gonna start kissing you and then you tell me when you've had enough. Okay, here we go. Is that it? Yeah, you're a terrible kisser. That's why. That is why you're not getting a call back. Okay, I can tell you're

a bad kisser. All right. We're about to get her on the phone and find out why she's not calling you back after it's what seems like a successful date. I mean, you got a kiss at the end of the night, and it's strange that she hasn't answered any of your texts. Can I ask, are you like a move type of guy or were you able to actually show her like your real personality? First of all, the

move is a part of my personality. I'm just saying, when you come at a date with like some rehearsed plan, a lot of times you may get lost in that look. I may not have invented, but it works for me every time. And there's a reason it's in the movies. Okay, that's true. There probably is a reason it's in the movies, all right. Man, I'm gonna dollar phone him right now, get her on the phone and find out why she's not calling you back. Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Hello. Hi,

can I speak to Brittany please? This is she. Hey, Brittany, how are you? This is Jewil from brook and Jewil in the Morning. So a radio show. I'm sorry, I don't know who this is. Oh. That surprises me with the how quickly you answered. I figured you'd be a huge fan. It's a morning radio show, and somebody recently sent us an email about you, and that's why I'm calling today. I don't understand how it's happened. Well, it's a segment we do on our show called the second

Date Update. Basically, if you go out with somebody on a date and then don't call them back after, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and find out what went wrong. So, you recently went out on a date with one of our listeners. His name is James. Do you remember going out with James? Oh my god? Yeah? Is that a good oh my god or a bad? Oh my god? Oh my god. You have a few minutes to tell us about your date with James. Not really. I kind of want to

move on from it. Not bad. Well, if I if I could just get you for like a second to talk about it, it would help out a lot. He's he actually liked you a lot, and he's wondering why you're not calling him back. Um, it'll just I promise, it'll just take a second. We just want to know if he did anything wrong on your date. I don't know. He just seems like a self center type of dude, and I just was turned off by it self centered, Like he talked about himself the whole time and didn't

pay anything you were saying or something. He didn't pay attention to anything that I was saying. Really nothing, like he wasn't having a conversation with you. He's just telling you about stuff. Well, it's like when I was trying to open up to him, you can tell he just was not listening, like at all. Really Well, for the way he tells it, everything went amazing and you guys had a wonderful time and you kissed at the end of the evening and you even were like, hey, we'll

go out again. So what part is let me hear your side of the story, because what part is self centered according to you, because he didn't sound like anything was like that at all. I love that it's making you laugh. Well, I don't believe that's what he told you because he completely missed the most important part of that actual story. Okay, what's the most important part. Well,

dinner was fine, and we were leaving the restaurant. We were, you know, just casually walking, and I was telling him a very personal story about my parents and unfortunate parents got a divorce and my dad recently um passed away, and so I'm it's like a real, you know, raw moment for me, and I'm telling him this and then he had the audacity to shush me. Are you serious? When it happened? Are you serious? I'm dead serious and

not over that. After he shushed me, he kissed me. So, if I'm getting this, if I'm getting this right, he wasn't paying attention to a word you were saying. You were telling him something very intimate, and then he told you to shut up and exactly tell him what was going on. I was telling him. I just literally told him. He wasn't listening. Okay, So, God, did you kiss him back or no? I was in shock. My lips were just there, and his lips were just all online talk

about Brittany. I'm sorry. I can understand why you wouldn't want to call him back. Oh man, that was the most awkward thing that ever happened to me on a day. If somebody did that to me, I wouldn't want to ever talk to them again. Do you ever want to talk to him again? No? Oh, well, that's too bad, because I have to let you know that he's actually on the other line listening right. What the hell is this, James? Are you there? Yeah? I am so sorry. I'm I'm

completely mortified. Yeah. Would this be a bad time to offer my condolence this for your family? It would be a bit late. I would think this is a bad time. James. Well, yeah, I mean I screwed up. I screwed up. I was just honestly, I was so focused on trying to kiss you that I mean, this is definitely definitely gonna make me rethink ever using that move again. Yeah, your move kind of back fired, James, Brittany. If you don't know what James was doing, apparently this is what he told

us earlier. That's his signature move. At the end of the date. Don't worry. He wants. If he wants to kiss a girl, he waits until they're talking about something and then he goes and then kisses her. I think this time it was very bad for him. It was very bad. Yeah, again, that was dumb, pretty weird. We all rolled our eyes when he told us about it. But the thing is, and I get wire upset, but he said such nice things about you when we talked to him earlier. Okay, that's nice at all, but it

doesn't break the fact of what he did. I mean, can I just can interject real quick? I mean, technically the move still worked. Oh, you're right, she did kiss me. I didn't kiss you. I was stunned. I was standing there like just telling you that a deaf in the family shouldn't. Yeah. I know it's bad. It's bad, and you know, I hope you can forgive me in that like we can. We can move on from me. You try again. This is a perfect time to ask, Brittany, would you like to go out with James on a

second date? We will pay for its. Britany, are you sure James a great time before that moment? Yeah, and James likes you a lot there's no chance on a second date. He's screwed up. He knows it. No, he can try that move on somebody else. Look, I promise I will never shush you again. I'll just I'll just do the kissing part. No, that doesn't make it any better.

Clearly you don't get it. Yeah, James, I think next time you try to do your patented move where you shish a woman and then kiss her, pay attention to what she's talking about before you do it. Okay, so I'll modify the move. Modify your move is modification. Brittany, thank you very much for your time. I know you weren't expecting this phone call, but thank you for sharing with us. Okay, No, thank you as he have anything

else to say before we let you go. Yeah, I think what I got out of her broken Jewel in the Morning text in at seven eight, five to nine two that says, if that guy's signature move works every time, then why is he still single? Amen, Broken Jewel in the Morning. I think we actually found out why he's still single. I'm talking, of course, about the second date update. Skuy, James wanted us to call a girl Brittany for him.

She wasn't calling back after their date. They even kissed at the end of the date when he used his signature move that he got from the movies. It's ridiculous. Basically, what he does when he goes out on a date is he waits until the right moment when she's talking, and then he shishes her and then kisses her. Yeah,

it's supposed to be passionate and romantic. Except what he didn't realize was the girl that he went out with, Brittany, was in the middle of talking about how one of her family members had passed away, but he wasn't paying attention because he was so focused on doing his signature move that right in the mill that he just would sh kissed her. And what's shocking to me is that the lesson he learned wasn't that he should maybe just

be himself and stop with the moves. It's that he needs to modify, quite right, change my move a little bit, or maybe you should just pay attention to what your date is saying, Oh my gosh, so that you realize, like maybe if she's just talking about what sort of drinks she likes, or she likes going hiking or something that's an Okay, time to maybe shish and go in

for your move. But when she's talking about the death of a family member usually isn't the best time to be like, hey, shut up, shut shut stop, shut up, I want to kiss you and shish ain't any woman? Is not a good moves. How many people have actually had this happen to them, though, We're getting text messages in at seven, eight, five, nine two from people that are like, my husband did this to me well, and then that also follows up with I told him never to do that to me again, or I'd kick his ass.

So the shish move is definitely something that you should not do if you want to get a second date. Remember, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back to

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