Second Date Update PODCAST: She's Almost Perfect

a rooftop? Is there a tiger involved? No? No tigers were involved or harmed in the making of the State. Okay, okay, but like your email, sounds like you had a crazy night with this dude that you want to call. What's his name by the way, Ken? Ken? All right, so before we get into the actual date, tell us how you met Ken. We met online? Okay, so I didn't really know a lot about him. We just kind of gave it a shot. First date, just out of the bar, like a tied Okay. That sounds pretty mellow so far,

pretty typical. Ah yeah, I mean it started like a normal date. But I know how to take something and have a good time. With it. I'm not like a typical girl, all right, so tell us what happened. So we went to the Stive bar and we were drinking beers, playing arcade games. I'm a video game fan myself, so yeah, it was home and then we were playing like the poll tabs. Oh yeah, I love tabs and that is actually pull tabs are a great first date it really,

Yeah I never thought it. Every once in a while, you win money yeaheah, and it's something to talk about, something to celebrate or commiserate with, depending on how it goes. Yeah, so I actually won. I won sixty bucks. Yeah, see see how cool I am. Yeah, so Ken me the jimoke that we should just turn it all into one and go to the strip club, and I was like, yeah, let's do it. I figured i'd call him on his bluff and see if that's something he really wanted to do.

Behind every joke is also truth, so I'm guessing he was down. He was down. Wow, that's a surprise. I do feel like this is a really romantic first date story, like your poll tab money turned into stripper tips. You know, every grade date has to start somewhere. Very well said, how did you guys actually go to the strip club. Then we did. We did we sort of fun we were doing shows and I actually bought him at dance. I thought it would be funny, and then we hooked

up a little in the bathroom. Oh my god, I'm sorry. That is so gross, Like just I mean dirty night is in Like I think you're dirty. I just think that the bathroom of a strip club is a disgusting place filled with germs. Strip club bathrooms are never very nice, I mean awesome. First date, you guys played poll tabs when you took the money, went to a strip club, and then messed around in the strip club bathroom Like this dude had to have been loving life. Yeah, oh yeah,

for sure. So did it come to an end or did you guys stay the night with each other? Where'd you go after the strip club? Well? Yeah, so when we were hooking him in the bathroom, we got kicked out the manager. Yeah, he kicked him out. That's awkward. I do feel like it's kind hypocritical of the strip club. Yeah, like that's literally what they do. I don't know if I mean it was probably for the best, because we've

had a lot of shots at that point. So we got an uber and uber trought me off first, and I thought about inviting him in, but I didn't end up doing it. I was like, you know what, I don't want to make it too easy for him. I want, you know, to be able to work to get I mean, we were just messing around in a strip club bathroom. I don't want this guy thinking that it's all going to be so easy. I just can't believe you're worried

about sending any signal. I think I maybe had like I don't want to say sobered up, because I definitely hadn't, but maybe I was just thinking a little more clearly when we got to my house and Okay, this is where I'm going to cut it. Okay, I'm guessing you guys did have a good night kiss. Well, no, actually just the bathroom incident. Kiss good night. Now. I think he was expecting me to invite him inside was like

waiting for it. So he didn't go in for the kiss because he just kind of assumed, and then I was like, oh, have a night, it's been fun. So I actually, Audrey, I think that's like a ball or move, Like this guy is totally expecting to go to your house and stay the night, and then you didn't do it. I mean you're keeping him on his toes. Yeah, that's what I think. I mean, we were texting a little bit and a stay, so I thought everything was cool, and then all of a sudden, just silent, like I

haven't heard from him since. Why do you think he stopped talking to you. I don't know if he thinks I'm like a party girl and maybe he's trying to find someone more serious, but like he hasn't really know me well enough to make that assumption yet. Right, If this was me, I think he's pouting. Like one we were kissing and you took me to a strip club, you got all this sexuality around me, and then you just say good night, and I'd be a baby and

I wouldn't call you either. Okay, Well, if that's the case, then that's not cool because I was so cool to in the hold like one other girls is gonna you know, throw down, drinking beers, playing games, go to strip club kidding, right, Yeah, I mean I'm surprised he's not calling you back. And that's the only thing you can think of is maybe he just thinks you're too wild. I mean, I'm a little taller than him, and guy's real self conscious about that kind of thing. Some are, Yeah, I mean did

he mention that at all on your date? No? But I mean I've had guys not want to date me because of my height before. Okay, all right, we'll play a song and then come back and call him and get your second date update. Okay, okay, all right, hang out, don't go to strip club or anything. Just wait out, wait a few minutes. Okay, now I'm cool, all right, brooking jubil in the morning. Second update. All right, everybody, welcome back to the day's second date update. Takens in

the stage right now is Audrey. She's working hard for you. After she gets off stage, Audrey is gonna give out free lap dances in the bathroom for anybody willing to date her. You play some pull tabs, enjoy yourself. Give it up for Audrey one more time. Hey Audrey, Yeah, we're not exactly helping your party girl image, are we are? If you're just tuning in for today's second date update. Audrey went out with the dude named Ken. They met online,

and they went out to a bar. She actually won money on pull tabs and made a joke Okay, let's go to the strip club with it, And then they actually did that. They went to the strip club, they kind of hooked up a little bit in the bathroom before they were kicked out, and then they took a new together. It drops her off at her house first. Now he's not calling her back. They did text a little bit, and the only reason that Audrey can think of is that maybe he thinks she's too wild, or

the fact that she's too tall. I mean, did you think at some point that this guy could be boyfriend material? Well, I mean hard to tell him the first date, but I mean I liked him. I definitely wanted to go out again, especially her to tell on the type of first date that you had with somebody's boyfriend material. I was thinking maybe in the first half hour things were Yeah, I mean when we were talking, we really did have a lot in comment. So, yeah, both like strippers, you

both like pull tabs, both like playing video games. I mean, it sounds like a match. We didn't have a really yeah, I know, like what guy says no to this? Apparently only Ken right now? Well, I'm Gonnadallas fun might now Okay, Okay, all right, here we go. Hello. Hi is this Ken? This is Ken Ken? How are you man? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, Hi, how are you? Did you say this is a radio show. Yeah, it's called Brooke and Jewble in the Morning, Brook and Jeuble.

Got it? Yeah, I can. Hey, why are you guys calling me? Just checking in with people around town. I'm calling you because we do want a segment on our show. It's called the second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a day with somebody and then don't call them back after, they can email us to get you on the phone and find out what happened. Oh oh, okay, how does this involve me? Because he recently went out a date with somebody and then now you've got a

ghost at them. Wow. Okay, so I'm guessing this is about Audrey. Yes, yea engratulations. Audrey emailed us and she told us about your date. It sounds like a great time. Honestly, Wait, Audrey told you about what happened? Like, what why would you do that? Because she wanted to tell us what a great night? Yeah? Well yeah, I know, I mean it was it was fun. I mean she was cool, she's really cool. Why is your voice going up so high?

You sound I don't know, nervous, anxious. Why don't I mean like we're talking about my personal love life on the radio. I guess that's it's it's kind of weird. Yeah that's true, that's true. I can see that. Well if you said, okay, so you said that she was cool and everything, then why don't you want to see her again? No? I mean I mean, like I said, she's pretty great. The day was almost perfect, but it's just not quite perfect, Like she's not quite my type.

What ken you realize no one is ever perfect? Like if that's your standard, that will always disappoint you. Well, I disagree. I mean, look, she checks a lot of boxes. She's fun, she's have a wild night. I appreciate that, like, you know, check double check. Yeah. I mean is it because she's taller than you? She said that she thinks I like tall girls, girls my height or tallers. I'm all in, like, yeah, check, okay, she likes us stuff.

I like, she likes you know, video games, you're like a little bit of dancing, but I'm music with all this stuff. Yeah she told you about that too. Oh my God, oh yeah, check that box all right? Well, yeah, I mean she's honest. Check that box, dude, she's honest. So what's the unchecked? If I gotta be honest with you, and I'm like, I'm kind of compelled to be honest here.

I mean, um, she gotta love baseball. What I mean, if I'm looking for somebody to like, like, that's like gonna be, you know, my partner, like my wife someday, Like you gotta check all the boxes like that's just how it's gonna be. So you think that this girl is perfect all except for she doesn't like baseball. Yeah, I mean I want to say that's like a deal break with me, but it's a big part of my life. I mean, I I got season tickets, I've been all

since I was a kid. Okay, So but she checks like every single other box you have pretty much, Yeah, just not baseball. Look, I'm missing my partner who likes baseball, and she was at it. The man I married loves basketball like his whole family, college basketball players. They live and breathe basketball. I can't stand it. And you know what, it's okay. He can have his own interests. I don't have to be into everything. I gotta be honest with you.

I feel like he settled, Ken. That's what I'm saying. I'm saying it's healthy in a relationship to have different likes and different interests. Hey, she can like her own things, you know, but the language of love and a lifetime of partnership with me is gonna be baseball. Baseball. Maybe you should date a baseball player. You ever thought of that? I mean, that's a tough one, but I'm gonna keep looking. I'm gonna keep searching. Did I ask why do you

think she hates baseball? She just told me flat out she was not a fan. And I mean, again, I appreciate her honesty, but that just to me is like whoa, that's a big leftdown. Yeah, and it was frustrating. And here's the thing. She's not even that kind of girl who hates sports altogether. Whatever. No, she just dislikes baseball. It sounds like, like you sound so stern about this.

There's no way to change your mind here, Ken. Look, if she could just stop in her own stands on it, maybe come with me to a few games, watch a new games together, just try it out. Let's ask her. Then you want to ask her if she would be into trying to give baseball shot for you. What do you mean, like just like you send an email to her. No, I mean talk to her right now. Because Audrey is actually on the other line listening here, I can hear everything you said. Oh my god, really, okay, this is

I've been to baseball games. I've had people blame the spirit. I just think it's boring. Oh my god, Okay, this is all. This is a lot right now, it's a lot. This is a lot. I know. I'm sorry to rock your world like that. You even know what to be more upset about. You go to radio show and talk about our date and then you mentioned you say baseball is boring. I mean that's that's like sacrilege. It's crushing, soul crushing. It's a hobby. Because you're allowed to have hobbies.

I'm allowed to have hobbies. Okay, first of all, not a hobby, not at all, not a hobby. It's a hobby. Like you don't play it professionally, so it's like not your jaws, tire, your career. It's a hobby you watch playing. Hold on, yes, I do play. I play in erect League I've been team captain that team for five seasons. For five seasons, I bet you are insufferable on the field.

Oh come no, no, I played third base, that's right, yeah, everybody. Hey, that's why I called the hot corner, right, that's the hot corner it is. Oh my god, why are you wasting my time? Then? If you're such a strict checklist, I means me, Audrey, why don't you just give it a chance? Why? Why are you so against it? Do you think this is the first time I've ever, like child to get into baseball, like the first guy who's

ever brought this up. I've been to games, I've tried to learn it, and then I just didn't really want to because it's boring. I mean, how it's bored? Do you realize how hurtful that is? Audrey? Like it hurts hearing that word boring. It hurts me, Like before wow, Yeah, I'm sorry that you had to hear that. But K why, I mean, are you like that desperate to have someone go to the games with you? Don't you have a

buddy that you can take instead of a girlfriend. But I want a partner, I want like a life partner to experience of life bashing with me. It's it's a me. Why couldn't you just say, straight up, I won't do the girl doesn't like baseball, and then you wouldn't have gotten my number in the first place. Right, I've been the rules for you. I'm like what a girl would typically do. You can't bend the rules. You're very strict checklist for me, and I could be allowed to check

your boxes. This is bending my rules. A I've never like been on the radio. Try to explain my personal passion. I look, I can't continue the conversation with this person. I can't do it. Oh wow, before you go, Ken, would you like to go on a second date with Audrey? We'll pay for it. Then you guys can talk in person. Audrey, listen, straight up, you are almost perfect, almost if you would just like baseball. I don't even want to go on another date with this guy. Yeah, I don't blame you.

I mean, if you want to go find your perfect girl who loves baseball like you do and check all the other boxes, go ahead and keep looking. But you are going to be single for a very long Would you say, Audrey that he was going to strike out? Oh? No, make it help it. Hey, I will never be single because I have baseball. Okay, all right, the baseball can keep you warm at night, Ken, Sorry, right. If I swipe it, they will come, and you swipe it they will come. Like what does that even mean? Oh my god,

see all the dreams. Are you kidding me? Broken jewel in the morning,