Second Date Update PODCAST: Set Up or Set Up

actually met his date the old fashioned way. That's nice, I know. So, Brian, you clubbed her and dragged her back to your cave for a marriage. Super old fashioned. I like it. Ollo didn't quite happen like that. Oh good, she clubbed you? Yeah, right, exactly. Okay, I guess before we find out exactly how you met, tell us what's her name? Jordan? Jordan? And Jordan was not wearing a loin cloth. No, no, there was no wine cloths involved at all. Okay, I'm losing interest, man, Yeah, so how

did you meet Jordan? Well? The old fashioned way was that my mom intrude discuss because she works with her. Oh and then your mom offered her four cows. Dude, that's risky. So wait, your mom works with her, and your mom's like, you need to date my son, and

she actually agreed. Well, she had mentioned her for a while, but you know, she was dating someone else and then recently she had broken up with her white friend, and my mom kind of swooped in and suggested that I called her, and she said okay, and then then we kind of hit it off over the phone. Do you normally meet girls through your mom or is this the first? This is the first, But I mean, Jordan's really beautiful and they were all worked out great, Like I was

really excited. Are you shocked more by how great Jordan is or that your mom actually has good taste? Well? I think initially I was shocked, but like, now that's the way it turned out, I'm kind of questioning my mom's taste. So okay, she's not calling me back, right right? Yeah, there's that. This is your fault, totally mom's fault. So what'd you guys do for your date? So they're nice to telling your restaurant wanted to impress her and she

seemed like a genuinely goodhearted person. I don't know, what to say, and she had really amazing smile, and I'm just kind of like falling in love with this skull, Like, whoa, that's a line to drop there. I know. She was just so perfect. It's like an episode of the Bachelor. Yeah, it really was. It really was, you know, even to the point where we were sharing dessert and she says, hey,

I'm having so much fun. Can we stand longer? Well she said that, yeah, I'm like, oh wow, okay, so we did that, and then you know, I paid for dinner and I offered to drive her home and we get to her place. I'm thinking, okay, I'm least getting a kiss, right, And as I walked her to the door, like, I see there's a guy standing there? Wait where standing where standing by the door? And she says, under a broach. She's like, oh no, that's my axe right right, And

I was like, all right. He wasn't confrontational though, he was nice and kind of apologized for intruding. And oh it's an old fashioned three way. Now, why was her ex there? Did you ask? Well? He says, I need to speak to you for a second. And he said, oh, I'll go wait in the car, and I know, after that, she was just totally different. She had just like look

of concern on her face. I would say, and yeah, I was like, well, I understand relationships a complicated, you know, I understand breakups can be weird, and I just wanted to give her her space to kind of take care of that. And did she mention on the date her X at all. She says she got out of relationship recently, So okay, we talked about it a little bit, and I knew it was still kind of fresh, but she seemed why she was, you know, ready to start dating

again and kind of had moved on. And I'm taking it you did not get the kiss at the door like you thought. I mean, no, I didn't get the kiss of the door. And we just said our goodbyes. And as I was leaving, I see like he's getting out of his car in my rear view mirror and he's walking up to the house. So after that, I texted her, and Chilly texted me back one time and she said, I'm sorry it's not going to work. Thanks for a wonderful dinner, and then she said I will

never forget it. Oh man. So that's kind of open clothes though, right, So don't you. I mean, like that means she's for sure back with him, right, that's what everyone's thinking. I'm assuming. But wait, your mom set you up and she works with her. Has your mom not gotten the scoop for you? I you know, I asked her, but she said she feels a little walkward about it, and yeah, you know, she mentioned it to Jordan, and Jordan's she was like kind of like brushed her off.

So I'm not really sure what happened. So what are you hoping to get out of this phone call right now? Are you looking to get a second day or are you just looking to find a reason and figure out what happened? Well, I mean if they got back together, I need you guys to break it up. Okay? Is that a joker? Is that not a joke? No? No, it'd be great if you could. Okay, that's probity one. He's the real deal. I need to see her again. So all right, Oh my god, I'm up for this.

You're up for breaking up a relationship for this guy? Listener, Brian, Yeah, I'm willing to go do whatever it takes. So we're going to play a song right now. Brian We're gonna do some research, dig up some dirt on whoever this guy is, and then we'll come back and call Jordan for you and get your second date update. Okay, there is no fallback. You must break them up, all right. Okay, well, let the social media stocking begin. We got a couple

of minutes here, let's end. We're gonna end a relationship right after this. I know you're kidding, but I really hope you do second update. Brian. I've been thinking more about it, and I've decided I'm going to do something for you that I've never done before. What's that We've done hundreds of second date updates and you're the only person I'm going to hang up on right now. So thank you, goodbye. No, No, why, I just I don't think you have a very good chance. Honestly, I actually

agree with you. Know what, if we try and get second date and we fail, it's going to make our show look bad and I don't want to do that to us. So Brian, I'm sorry. Maybe call us back when you have better odds. No, you don't understand, Like I can't stop thinking about her, right yeah, yeah, I can't. I can't even imagine my life without her. WHOA Okay, buddy, I mean see, this is what Sorry, there's something about this that bothers me, Brian, and this is what it is.

I finally realize when you said that, it's that you're the dude that always wants what he can't have. And you know what, fast forward six months from now, You're suddenly gonna be bored in a relationship with Jordans. No I'm not. Yeah, sure, no, dude, Ladies know what I'm

talking about. Okay, if she didn't have a boyfriend, would you be saying things like that, I wouldn't even be talking to you right now because they'd be with it right now, and I wouldn't you to Second Date update se I don't know, or I would be talking to you at our wedding. Yeah. See, I believe that's the stuff that I'm talking about. I believe in love and I think this is your one shot, bro. I have

your back. Thank you. Well. In case you're just tuning in, we're in the middle of a second Date update and Brian desperately wants another chance at love. I'm saying the L word because Brian said he was falling in love on his first date, like a crazy person would say,

but we like crazy people and so yeah. Anyway, at the end of Brian's date, he got a very rude surprise when the girl's ex was waiting at the door to talk to her, and afterwards she sent Brian at Tech saying basically, you know, I had a great time, but you're out. Yeah. So we don't know if she's actually back with her X or not, but if she is, she's not going to be for long because we're going to break them up, right, That is our goal today, break people up, especially if they've been in love for

a long time. It's fine, they're already in a cycle. I mean, they broke up once, they'll probably do it again. That's usually how that cycle works. All right, Brian, are you ready to make Jordan possibly cry because the beans that she'll get back together with me? Then yeah, let's make her Fry's spirit. Okay, we're gonna doubt her number right now here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Jordan please? This is Jordan. Hi Jordan, Hi, Hi, Hello,

who's death? Oh? My name's young Jeffrey. Doesn't who you are? That's right, that's how phone calls work. You can't see me, Canyon. My name's young Jeffrey. I work on the radio. Okay, what's up? Well, not too much. We're calling you because we're doing something called a second Date Update. Do you know what that is? Uh maybe I'm not sure. Well,

to jog your memory in case you might know. It's a segment that we do where someone who's getting blown off emails us and they ask us to call the person they recently went on a date with to find out why they're not getting in contact with them anymore. Oh, so you recently went up with a guy named Brian. Yeah, yeah, okay, and it sounds like you had a great time with Brian. Um, yeah, I mean I guess you know, we went on Oh

my god, that's the worst response you could have to that. Well, Brian told us a little bit about what happened, and he said that your ex was there at the end of the night. Yeah, and then after he had a run in with your ex, you texted him that it's basically over. Well, I mean it's been really hard, Like Brian's a really nice guy. Yeah, I mean I didn't want to hurt him or anything, you know, just things happen in life, so and it was just it was just one date. I mean, yeah, I don't know, Like

I have so much history with my ex. We've been dating since high school. Oh girl, you're in that cycle. Well yeah, I mean like he's been at my parents house, like every holiday, birthdays, my parents' anniversaries. Like we've just a lot together, like we've experienced everything, you know, and I just I really love him. So Okay, wait though, can I just ask you, yeah, because it sounds like you're with your ex, I guess now your current boyfriend

simply because of history. And I'm gonna tell you that is not a long lasting reason to be with somebody. Well it's more than that. I mean, it's more than just history. Like we had a rocky like patch because he broke up with me. Like there was this bartender girl he met one night and he's out with his friends, and like I was upset about it, and I was like, what are you doing leaving me for a trip like that? You know, like it's like a dirty bartender's been with

like over hundred guys or whatever. But he's like, oh, it's time for me to try something new and spread my wings. And so at first, I was suppressed and I'm angry, and then I wasn't gonna let this happen. So just like this date came up and I was like, you have to play dirty, like what's left? Oh wait? So wait, wait, you use Brian to make your ex jealous. Don't judge me to you hear the whole story. Oh, I'm not judging you. I've definitely done the same thing.

I'm We're fine. Yeah, So what happened so earlier that we that we went out, Like I planned for my ex night exchange things at my house. So I scheduled my date with Brian the same evening because I was like, well, I'll get my bang from my back, you know, and it'll make my ex jealous. So I knew he'd be there when we got back from dinner. And honestly, everything did go perfectly. Like my ex SAMMI was another guy

having fun. He got jealous. Like when I got out of the car, like you know, I did an extra loud laugh. Wow, it's solid. It was fine, like whenever we had a nice time. I snuggled up next to Brian's vine while we walked, like you know, I even acted surprising a turn in front of Brian, like, I really tried to sell it. Well, how do you think that Brian feels being used like this? Honestly, if he feels bad, he should just get over it. It was

just one day. Well, I don't know if he can, especially now that he knows that you set the whole thing up just to get back with your ex. Well, he's not gonna know if you don't tell him. Well, I don't have to tell him because you already told him. I don't get it. We didn't tell you this, but Brian has actually been on the phone and has been listening this whole time. What. Yeah, sorry, you guys tricked me. Yeah, in your work. We're also not in a healthy relationship,

sert Brian, How could you do this? I really liked you? Okay, I don't even know. Like he shouldn't have heard everything. He shouldn't have heard everything. Well, he did hear it, and you need to talk with him about it right now. Yeah, So when did you even come up with this plan using me? I mean, I was just looking for somebody to make my ex jealous, like your mom showed me your picture. I don't know. I was just like, okay,

he'll do Oh, no, he'll do. I mean, Brian, you could take that as a compliment, like you're hot enough to make her ex jealous, which means I mean, I'm being for real. I'm being for real, which means that you're a step up because nobody's gonna go out with a fuggly person. That's true after an X. That doesn't look like a good rebound. Jordan, why don't you just tell me now? What else did you lie about? I want to know. I lied about wanting dessert on the gate.

I need to stay with you at the restaurant longer. I thought we had a moment, There was a lot. I was just trying to time it well, which you never felt anything at all towards me. I honestly don't know how I'm gonna trust anyone ever again after this. Oh no, not being dramatic. It was one date. We didn't even kiss. You're overreacted. I am so with Jordan on this one, Brian, with her. You're supposed to be helping me right now, Man, what is going on here?

You're never gonna trust anyone again after your first date lied to you. I mean, it's kind of like news flash. Everybody lies on a first date at some in some way times you click. I know Brooke is never honest with her husband, and that's how she got married. It's just like it's the key to a successful relationship. Zero truth. I'm just saying it didn't work out, Brian. You were dropping a lot of big words after barely knowing someone

and obviously not knowing anything about them. It doesn't change how I I mean, I feel like I was duped, like this wasn't it just isn't right. That's fair, that's fair. I'm giving you. That's fair. Yeah, you get a really good thing. Like I have to thank you because without you, I wouldn't have gotten back together with my ass that. It's really nice of you. He's a matchmaker, you're such a whoa. All right, and I think I think that is the right time to ask if you guys would

like to go on a second date. We will pay for it if you guys go out. Yeah, guys, I ever need you. Okay if that call, Oh man, I'm sure cheat on you soon anyway. Oh, just get over it. Get over it, Brian. He's probably cheating on you right now while you're on this call. All right, Well, okay, okay, well, so no second date for you, Brian. But you know what, I feel really bad for you. Yeah, you shouldn't have

been put through this situation. And I'm sure that one of our listeners would love to lie to you too to get back with their X. So text seen seven to eight five nine two. Man, would you like to go out with Brian and get back together with your X. We'll pay for it. I hear your good arm, Candy Brian. I hope you guys so much. Sweet