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Second Date Update PODCAST: Score Seshi?

Sep 13, 201617 min
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One of our listeners is worried that she may have come off looking a little DITZY... and it's all because she couldn't pronounce one word on the date. Is it REALLY enough to be a dealbreaker? Listen in the PODCAST!

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Rooking jewels. Second dat up date, the girl that's on the line to do a second date update today, met the guy that she went out with at a very dirty place. That's right, bacteria infested blood everywhere. That creepy old men who just can't wait to get in your mouth. I'm talking about the dentist's office. That they are all creepy there, Yes, they are. That's where Andrea met the guy that she wants us to call today. Apparently she works at a NIST's office and that's where she met him.

How you doing, Andrea, I'm pretty good. Did you ever think your office like I just spoke about it? Yeah, it doesn't exactly make people want to go to the dentist office. It is very it's very important. Your email said that you met this guy at work, and you work at a dnist office. How'd you meet him? I work as a receptionist and he was a new patient. He came in and when he was like checking in, we were just flirting with each other. We seemed to

have an instant connection. Well are you waiting? Hold on? Are you allowed to hit up patience as a receptionist? I mean he was hitting on me. I was just receiving it. Oh you're an innocent party in this. I see you are, absolutely And he was cute and stuff. So I flirted back with him, and when he filled out his form and put his phone number down, you saved it and then called him later. No, no, that's illegal.

What I did. What I did was he went in and he had his appointment, and then when he came out, you know, usually we want to schedule you for your next appointment. And when I was scheduling him for his follow up appointment, he gave me his phone number and he said we should go out. Oh that's cool, but where'd you guys go? Well, we ended up going out to dinner and I got really dressed up. I thought I was looking really cute, and he took me to this restaurant. It was in a building that had a

very very nice view. It was a really nice restaurant. I'd never been there before. Did you guys meet there or did he pick you up? He picked me up, and so you know, I thought. We had a lovely time at dinner. And he has beautiful eyes and he is just a smoke and build. I mean, the guy worked out and stuff. I'm hoping during dinner. You reminded him the whole time about his dental hygiene, like make sure you floss before and after this meal. She's a receptionist.

There doesn't matter. Okay, Well, he has a dynamite smile. I thought that when we had great conversation during the date and we talked about, you know, going to concerts and stuff. We both really loved movies. There was one awkward moment while we were talking about movies. So, I mean, I don't know if that was a deal breaker, but did you bring up a movie that he liked and

you didn't like and then he got super angry at you. Well, no, he was talking about he's a real big fan of this guy, this guy's movies, and I had never heard of anim Like, god, are you trying to remember right now? Even who it was? Martin. It's Martin Scorsese. Martin Scorsese. He's a big he's a big director. He's like one of the biggest guys in movies ever. Ever, I don't know anything. Okay, Hey, okay, I don't blame you for not knowing who he is. Yeah, he's a really huge

name in movies. But did your dates seem put off by that you didn't know who Martin Scorsese was. I wouldn't think that'd be a huge deal. Um well, it made me feel just kind of ditchy and and stupid, and it's like kind of insecure that I didn't know who this guy was. Yeah, you don't know. Maybe that's it. You didn't pretend like you knew him though, like you

were honest. Well, he kept trying to tell me his name, and I kept on trying to give it back to him, like pronouncing it over, and I just I don't know why. It was a it's a tongue twister for it. Try and say it for us right now. Scores scored, sase it's scor Sacy, Martin Scorse, Sasey scored Stacy, No'm not, Stacy Scores Sacy. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not hearing it. I guess correctly or something. Is there a tea in it? No, there's some names that people have trouble with, no matter what.

Obviously you have trouble saying Martin scorsesey. I guess so I could see how if you're gonna claim to be a real movie lover and you not know these things that it could maybe make you come off as a liar. I know, Julia Roberts says, just like different kinds of movies. So how did everything end with this guy? We concluded to Dad, I mean after dinner. We actually walked around for a little while and seemed to be okay. But the date ended with just a hug, and I haven't

gotten a callback from him. Would you have kissed him if you went in for the kiss? Sure? So were you disappointed that it was a hug? Of course I'm disappointed. I told you, all right, and how long has it been since your date? Two weeks? Two weeks? All right, we'll play a song, come back, call him and get your second date update. Okay, okay, all right, hang on

frooking jubil in the morning. Second update. For those of you who don't know what this song is, it was a song made famous by the movie Good Fellas, a very huge movie directed by one Martin Skorbenski or Martin Sharshinsky or Martin score me some sashimi sushi. I don't know exactly how to say his name, but he's a very very famous man in Hollywood, and he's the reason that Andrea the girl who's on the phone for a

second date update, thinks that she's not getting a call back. Today, she was out on a date with a guy named Austin. They were having fun. They brought up movies. He brought up that he's a big Martin scorsesey fan. She had never heard of Martin scores Sacey and still can't figure out how to get her to pronounce his name correctly. But she thinks that he's not calling her back because he might have thought that she was kind of ditzy or whatever. Andrew, are you ready to go? Have you

figured out how to say the name yet? Swaze? No, that's a mixture between him and Patrick Swayze, who is no longer with us. Anyway, we're getting closer to you getting it correct. All right, I'm gonna doll the phone him right now and see if we can get him on the phone. Here we go. Hello, Hi, is Austin there? Yeah? This is Austen. Hey Austin, what's up? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm sorry, who does Jebil from Brooke and Jubil in the Morning. It's

a radio show. I think you probably have a wrong number. No, I don't think I do. I think I'm talking to the right guy. No, I honestly I don't know who you are. I don't. I think you've got the wrong number. Probably, No, I think I have the right number. I think I really needed to speak with you about something. All right, What does the radio show need to talk to me about? Well, it's about a date that you recently went on with

one of our listeners. Her name is Andrea, and she actually emailed us asking if we could get you on the phone. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not emailed the radio station trying to get me on the phone. Yes, it's a segment we do on our show called the Second Date Update. Andrea is wondering why you haven't been returning any of her phone calls. Wait, so she emailed you and asked you to call me. She asked me why I didn't call her back. Yes, I think this

is something that you get you for your listeners. Yep, it is. It's kind of a public service for them, and it's a learning situation. You know, they get to hear what they did wrong on a date so they don't hopefully do it again. And she really wanted you to call me m because she likes you. Should she know why you're not calling her back? Is it something that should be obvious her? I don't know. I don't think it would be obvious to her to be honest with you know. Okay, Well, she seemed nice when we

talked to her about the date. She's perfectly pleasant, and I think she's a nice girl. Are you just not attracted to her or something? She's a very attractive you know. Again, there was just some weird things that happened on a date that just made me not feel like we really should hang out again. Can I tell you what she thinks it is? And you tell me if I'm right? He wrong? Sure, if you want to go ahead, that's fine. She thinks that you're not calling her back because she

didn't know who Martin Scorsese. Who Martin Scorsese is and can't pronounce his name? I mean, yeah, it was Honestly, it was pretty wild, all right. Maybe you don't know him, you at least know some of his movies, you know, like Gangs New York's pretty recent or The Departed. Want to ask her, you know what, at least for now the name? Right after I teach you. Yeah, it's usually pretty easy to say a name after you've heard it talked to her. When we talked to her, we tried

to say it to her too, she still couldn't get it. Yeah, but she thinks that's why you're not calling her back. Reason she can't pronounce it. I mean, it was pretty strange, but it's not. It's not the reason. Okay, can you tell us what the reason is? Then? So all right? So I take her to this restaurant and it's a

pretty nice restaurant. We get brought to our table and the waitress pulls out in the chair for her to sit down at the table, and she hops up on the chair, like feet on the chair, standing on the chair in the middle of the restaurant, And I'm like, what the hell are you doing? Did you say she

like stood on the chair? Yeah, like literally, it's what her feet like stood three feet over everybody who was standing stood on the chair because she said that the view from up there was breathtaking and she needed to take a picture for Instagram on the chair and took a picture of like the restaurant room with like some windows in the background showing the view that we could see from from standing on her. It was it was embarrassing. It was on it was the most one of the

most embarrassing things. This isn't an extensive restaurant we went to. Maybe she's never been to a nice restaurant before, and she was just like shocked to be there and didn't be embarrassed to be there with her standing on the chair that at a McDonald. Yeah, I guess you're right. I don't know. I was trying to help justify it first. I mean, it's cute she gets excited about beautiful selling and and and I agree, Like if Andrew had only done it once, that would have been one thing, But

this odd Instagram behavior just kept happening and happening. For example, we're leaving the restaurant and she stopped in the middle of us leaving. It's like, I really needed to take

a picture with this view in the background. So she she like went basically throws me her phone and runs over to the window and she gets into like this weird like yoga pose basically where she's got her leg behind her head and she's grabbing it with her the other side arms and basically and sitting on someone's table while they're eating, trying to pick a picture of her Instagram doing a yoga pose and restaurant windows. Like I said, it was weird. I don't want to go on day

it was coming to be the professional Instagram photographer. You don't want to add that to your list of job duties that you can do, like special skill section on your resume photographer. Maybe she was gonna pay me for it, but the fact that I'm pampered dinner, I'm picking her up, We're going out on my diamond. I'm also her photographer for her pictures by herself. Give me a break. I don't need this in my life. You know what else

is kind of annoying. What's that she's actually on the other line listening right now and wants to talk to you. That's not funny at all. Andrew, are you there her arm? Oh my god? This is really you have a problem with the fact that I like taking photographs. You know, I like taking pictures on my Instagram. I have a lot of fans on there, and I'm kind of known for doing poses different places. I mean, that's that's fantastic news.

But we were out on a date. Figure you could maybe focus on our date, rather than your Instagram followers who you don't actually know. Like, if you're gonna show some interest in someone, at least sit there and be a part of what's going on, rather than thinking about, well how can I best interact with these strangers on the internet. Like, Yeah, he has a really good point, Andrea. People will follow me on Instagram. They like to know what I'm doing, and so, you know, I just I

share it and stuff and they like it. Andrews, at one point, you're handed me your phone and took my phone so that I could take a picture of you looking at a phone in front of a brick wall? Is true? Happened? They note that she was looking at my phone with me taking a picture of her phone, but he could post herself looking at any phone in front of a brick wall. Andrea, it was a great picture. It got like four hundred like it got one. Unlike

for me, Andrew, I don't think that's a point. Like if he spent his entire time on his phone or maybe even doing his hobby wall he was on a date with you, you would have found it incredibly rude. Yeah, well, I mean we talked about a lot of different things. I mean, we had a whole discussion about movies and how much we both love movies. Movies. Again, I thought we had a nice conversation about movies. I guess not. It was it was I mean, it was fine. Again,

the whole thing was just fine. Andrew. You don't see how it could be a little bit annoying that you're taking pictures every five seconds and making him Basically, you're hired photographer for the evening. Instagram is the way to the future, and if you're not on Instagram, then you're not a part of the future. So it really sucks for you. I think you work for Instagram. This is ridiculous. Well, you know what, Austin, I would love to ask you this question. Would you like to go out with Andrea

on a second date? We will pay for it. Andrea, again, you're super sweet, and there there's another instagramm er out there for you that that dude is not me. Whatever, I get hit up by so many guys on my Instagram. I don't even need to go out on a date with you, sweetheart. Andrea. Thank you. I'm sorry it wasn't a successful second day update. Thanks guys. Before we let you go, though, do you need to take a picture of yourself on the phone doing a second date update.

You know, I never thought of that. I should totally do that. No, you should broken Jewil in the Morning text in at seven eight, five to nine two that says that girl sounded crazy, but crazy does make for a pretty good Instagram. Do you have her Instagram handle? It's Brooke and Jewel in the Morning talking about the second date update. This girl Andrew wanted to call a dude named Austin. They went out and had a fun time.

She was confused why he wasn't calling her back. We got her on the phone and found out that he wasn't calling her back because she's one of those people that takes pictures every five seconds for Instagram, and not just the normal ones, Like I'm just gonna take a picture my food real quick. She she stood on a chair to get the proper lighting for the table setting, and then in the middle of a crowded restaurant, did a yoga pose in front of the window and asked

him to take the picture. And then just the whole date long kept stopping and asking him to take pictures for her Instagram. Joke's gonna be on us when she starts earning like five grand per Instagram right exactly, He's gonna make more money than all of us put together eventually from her Instagram. But a lot of people are on her side. Text again at seven eight five nine two going, she just sounds like she's super fun and he's boring. She didn't sound fun. I'll give her that.

She sounded energetic, she loved life. Yeah, but having to take a picture of somebody every five seconds on a date doesn't sound like a lot of fun to me. I think they're just not a good match. I could see both sides of the story. She needs to be with a dude like that, like two Instagram people, because you see those couples out together and that's all they're doing, and they're loving life. They're not interacting with each other

at all. They're just taking pictures of each other and then cropping them and making them look better, and they're like, yeah, that one looks good. This one. What do you think of this one? Oh? That one looks good at YouTube? Aren't we so hot? Let's post this on social media so everybody knows we're doing something. Snapchat, Yeah,

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