Second Date Update PODCAST: Scammer Amongst Us

wanted was a latte. We've all learned that lesson in life, and so has Luke, who's on the phone for a second date update right now. He actually met the girl that he wants to call today because he couldn't figure out how to open a door. That's right, that's up, Luke. What were you crying outside of a Starbucks? Like Jewel said, pretty close, pretty close? So she must go after the

smart guys, is what you're saying. Well, I wasn't smarter than the door that day, but at least I was able to meet a girl out of it there, So how does that work? Well, I thought I was going into this building for a job interview. But I'm yanking on the door and the damn thing won't open. I can still hear the frustration in your voice. So I'm about to give up. And this beautiful girl on the other side of the door asked me if she can help me, and I'm like, yeah, you punch a code

or something to let me in. I'd like for my interview. She pushes the door open and says, there's no code. Just open the door properly. You're supposed to just pull on the door. And you were pushing on it for how long? It must have been thirty seconds at least. So she comes over, she opens the door for me, kind of laugh about it. And it was an opportunity to strike up a conversation, all right, And I assume that went well because you eventually went out with this girl.

That's right, Yeah, well, you know what. She pointed me in the direction of the elevator, which was nice, and she pressed the button for you too. Let me show you how this works. I could figure that part out. How did you go from her opening the door for you to eventually going on a date with her? So our conversation went from the door to the fact that she actually works at the business that I was trying

to get a job at. So I kind of asked her for a little bit of advice who to talk to, who to schmooze, And I really felt like we had a connection and she was hooking me up, so I wanted to hook her up. I asked her out for a drink right there but before your interview. Yeah, I did, man, I mean she she she was hot and helpful and we you know, i'd ask her out for a drink, okay, and she she obviously said yes, which is awesome. Yeah, yeah, she did. We we got to go out on a

on a date. I guess if you want to call it that, Well, what'd you do? We went out to a bar and we had a few drinks, listen to some music. Okay, I would call that a date, you said, that's if you want to call it a date. I would definitely call that a date. Yeah, I don't know what else it would Yeah, when I'll call it it was a date, I mean it was a hot date. Now, so you went out for drinks, listen to some music. How was everything with her? Was it a good time?

Do you think she enjoyed herself? Well? Judging by the smile on her face and a little bit of the way she brushed up against me a couple of times, I do think she enjoyed herself and you guys were able to talk about stuff other than the company that she works for, right, Oh yeah. We talked about all kinds of things, talked about her hobbies, what she likes

to do. My ears are open, and you know, you have to You have to take what someone says and then you have to adjust and use that to your advantage, especially when you're talking about interpersonal relationships. You know, female male. I know you started this whole situation meeting her when you were going in for a job interview, but it sounds like that sounds like a really good interview answer. Yeah, I'm ready to hire them. Yeah, well I was cued in,

so I got the job. Actually you did? Oh yeah, dude, you got a date and a job out of one interview. Nice work man, exactly. But that's the problem. During the date, I told her that I got it, and she kind of got a little bit cold on me. I don't know if I took a position that she might have been gunning for something, but I think that she didn't want to mix business with pleasure. I suppose. Wow, I didn't even think about that. Yeah, So how did everything end?

At the end of the night. I got a little bit of nookie from her, A little bit of kiss. That is, we need to read a five nookie sir. Well, there was some wetness on her lips. Oh my god, she licked her lips before she kissed me. I'm telling you, okay, all right, just a description alone. I wouldn't call you back. And how long has it been since you've heard from her after you shared that wet kiss. That's been five days now, I mean, and I've called her like three times,

and I've texted her about five times. I don't know. I'm gonna have to work with this girl, and I don't. I don't. I need to smooth it out before we start. If she's not gonna be down with me sexually or whatever, that's fine, but we need to get along because I need this get okay, so normal and into two seconds, you changed my entire opinion. We will play us all comeback, call her and get your second date updates, and they will find which way she's down with you. Okay, that

sounds good. All right, hang on rooking jubil in the morning. Second, if you're just joining us for today's second date update. Luke is on the phone and today he wants to call a girl that he shared a sloppy, wet kiss with. That's how he described the kiss at the end of the date. He actually met her because he was going into an office to interview for a job and she was in the lobby when he was trying to open the door, and I get he couldn't get the door open,

so she helped him. They struck up a conversation and he asked her to drinks. They went out for drinks, said they had a good time, ended with that sloppy kiss. But now she's not calling him back, and he thinks it might be because he actually got the job in that office, and maybe she doesn't want to date a co worker. Could it also be because you're a bad kisser. We didn't get our lips moving that much. To be honest, it was wet, but it wasn't She didn't stick her tongue,

you know out. Yeah. But all the female conversations I've ever had, no girl has ever said, wow, it was such a good kiss. It was so wet. Well she made it wet. I mean that's where. That's where it was. I just went in and that's how. That's okay. So it was a sloppy kiss with no tongue that sounds. No one's ever complained about the way I kissed them before, so she didn't this time. And maybe it'll happen. But it hasn't yet. Oh, she hasn't complained yet. We don't

have her on the phone to find out. Well, maybe we can ask her to start, that's what I think. No, my lips are working properly. What I think we should do, Luke. What I'm trying to get to is that I'm in a dollar phone number and see if we can get her on the phone and get your second date up date. Okay, are you ready? Yes? I am all right. Here we go. This is Antonette. Hi, Antonette, how are you? This is

Jewbil from Brook and jew Bil in the Morning. I'm sorry, what this is Jebil from brook and Jewil in the Morning. How can I help you? Well? I actually wanted to talk to you because one of our listeners send us an email about you. Are you sure you have the right number? I think so? Yeah, This was the number that I was given. Your name's Antoinette, right, Yes, it

is okay? Yeah, then I definitely have the right number, because you recently went out on a date with a guy who listens to our show and you haven't been calling him back. So he emailed us to see if we could get you on the phone and find out if he did something wrong. I know, it's really weird. I do this a joke. No, it's not. It's a segment we do on our show called the Second Date Update. So I'm calling today about a guy that you went on a date with. His name is Luke. I'm sorry,

I don't know who you're talking about. I haven't gone out with anybody named Luke. What you haven't gone out with anybody named Luke? I've been married for like three years. I haven't gone out with anybody. You've been married for three years? Yes, I'm I'm very happily married. Did you buy any chance? Are you married to a guy named Luke? Did you ask? I would know? Did you go out to drinks with a guy named Luke and you didn't realize it was a date? Maybe? No? Do you know

any Luke? I have zero clue? What you guys are talking about it, Can you be more clear? Yeah? Sure, I bet you'd appreciate that, and probably your husban too. We got an email from a guy named Luke who said that he went out with you. He said that he met you when he was at your office applying for a job. He at a job interview. He said he was in the lobby trying to open the door but couldn't get the door open right, and you helped him out, and then you guys, oh no, no, no,

I okay, okay, So wait that part happened. Yeah, that part did happen. I think I just realized he's talking about Okay, So, so you do know a Luke. I met a Luke a couple of days ago. He came in for a job interview. Okay, did you go out for drinks with him later on? Absolutely not. No, I was interviewing him for a position at our company. Wait, you were the one doing the interview. Yes, he said that he just met you at that office and struck

up a conversation. You guys went to dream, had fun, even kissed at the end of the night, and now you're not calling him back? He said, we kissed. Yeah, yeah, He said that you guys kissed and everything seemed to be going great, and he was surprised that you didn't want to go on another date with him. Oh my god. He even went into like graphic detail about the kiss and how it was wet and you licked your limps. Jesus' the wait, you didn't kiss him. No, there is no way,

not absolutelyly not. Let me just tell you what actually happened, because this is this is bizarre. Okay, I'm tired of hearing all this stuff. Okay, Look, this young man, Luke came in for a job interview. Brought him into my office that down interviewed, We went over his resume. He was kind of fidgety, he was kind of acting a little strange, and I sent him on his way. And in the last couple of days, I've been getting flooded with email, phone called message just asking about the job.

Oh my gosh, So you didn't even hire him. No, he has not been hired. Differently, what was he like in the job interview? He was just kind of all over the place, you know, he he just wasn't an ideal candidate. I don't know, he was acting strange. Maybe he was stoned, stoned, Come on, what are happening? That is Luke. He's actually on the other night I'm listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you. I'm so sorry. Yeah, I finally found a way to get

you on the phone. Antoinette weird. So you were just using us? Okay, Luke, I've already told you you haven't been selected for the next round of interviews. I spent the letter out several days ago. I received it by now. Yeah, I got your email, and that's why I've been emailing you a bunch of times. You won't even email me back. Once I could give me one email and that's it. Dismissal, outright dismissile. So wait, Luke, you lied to us about

your day and everything just to ask her about a job. Yeah, it's a lie. Sure, call it a lie. I'm well, that's what you did. That is the definition of a lie. You told an untruth to get on the air with us and ask her about a job. Yeah. I had to tell you a story so you guys would actually pick me and use me on the air. I said, I will applaud you a good story. Yeah, I know it was a good story. I can't hate on you

necessarily for getting over on the show. It just couldn't you have thought of a better way to do it than to just lie to us? Listen, I did what I had to do. Man, Sorry that I had to lie about it. But you know what, edge wit, we wouldn't even be on the phone right now if you would have just given me the job that I deserve. Crazy, you know, I'm sure that you did prepare, Luke, but unfortunately you're just not a good match for our firms. That's bulls all right. I'm the best candidate for that job,

and I know it. Excuse me, Luke, No that you're acting extremely unprofessional right now. I'm unprofessional. You are unprofessional. I deserve answers. Why why am I not getting this job? I've been putting in all this effort. Movie I said, we sounded more qualified candidate. There's nobody more qualified than me. I thought everyone coming out of that bill look at my resume and see all the experience that I have. No, I'm just your resume list and I'm the one calling

the shot. This is not how you go about getting the job. You sure getting a radio station to call you and ask you about a fake date is not the best way to get a job answering it. Look at all the trouble I went to to get these people to contact you. You are unreachable, Luke. And if I ever had any thought, any thought about reconsidering you for this job, you have absolutely lost that up. If I'm not qualified to be the face of your company,

I don't know who is. I stood outside of that office for three hours, and I watched every single candidate come out of there, and not one of them has qualified as me. You should outside the office building for three hours? Yeah, because I do my research, and you know what it shows that I care. Oh my gosh. Look, I mean I get that it can be frustrating to be out of work and looking for a new gig, but this is not the way to do it. Man, Well,

I can't catch up. I'm sorry, but I think you need to be a little more level headed interviewing for a job. I've got out of work to do. Can I please get back to my actual job in one second? I will let you do that, Antoinette, and I appreciate you telling us what happened, but I do have to ask you. Would you like to go out on a second date with Luke. You're fucking kidding me, right, Well, I got to ask the question. It is a second

date update. I know it turned into a crazy job applicant trying to use us to get at the person who wouldn't hire him, But would you like to go out with Luke? At least give me a shot an internship or something. You know, I feel like I've proven myself, You've proven how crazy you are. Luke. Okay, no, cook, I wish you well, Okay, good luck in the job search,

but there's no job for you here. You know what, I Am going to get a job eventually, and when I do, I'm gonna make sure it's in the same field, and I'm gonna take down your entire business. You won't have a job wow to go to work? Yeah, okay, you get a job in another mail room somewhere and take our mail room down. Juice in the morning text En seventy eight five nine too says that's the craziest guy I've ever heard, which is saying a lot for a second date update. Another one that says, you guys

shouldn't be upset. You've been used for far worse things. That is true. We're talking about today's second date update. If you missed it, This dude named Luke said he wanted to call a woman named Antoinette who he went out on a date with. We got her on the phone and found out they didn't go on a date

at all. He made up an elaborate story about their date so that he could call her and ask why he wasn't hired for a position at her company, and proceed to yell at her, telling her that he's the right guy for the job and I'm a people person. It's usually good to make up a lie about how you shared a wet, awkward quiss with your potential boss. Yeah, so that usually works out. Good. No date and unfortunately no job. Apparently they gave it to somebody else. Yeah, well,

good luck to him. Hopefully he does find a job.