Second Date Update PODCAST: Rubbin and Clubbin

go out trolling for ladies and it's never successful. Then you just end the bros night back at your buddy's house drinking and complaining about how all the girls were ugly. Anyway, a lesbians too? I mean, any want to talk to us? Must be a bunch of ugly lesbians at the club tonight. Only possible explanation. Yeah, that's all that could possibly be. But it sounds like Gavin actually met a girl at a bros night, which is impressive. What's up, Gavin? What's

up man? How are you doing? Oh? Yeah, how'd you do that? How'd you actually meet a girl where you were out with your buddies? Oh? Man, you guys can hate all you want, but me and my buddy day, we go rubbing and club and all the time. Did you wait, stop, Kevin, you did not just say rubbing and clubbing. I don't even really know what that means. Do you rub first? You club first? What's happening? Use your imagination? It ain't clever one about the rubbing, right,

oh man? Imagination? And you're bro's night just got a lot more into dude. I feel like you're the guy that girls try to avoid when they go out to the club. I'm sorry, Gavin, I'll tell you that to write about that sometimes, but I instantly like you better for that response though. Yeah, nobody hits all the time, right but right, okay, you gotta try, all right, So it sounds like you didn't strike out this night. What's the girl's name that you want to call today, Casey?

Oh say it like that? She must be sexy? Oh man, this girl was sexy. She was exactly what I was looking for. And you know you dress well, you know, I dress really nice and I smell really good, and it's like my thing. It's like, I can't right, what attracted you to Casey? She was the only female that looked in your general direction? Or I'm like I'm like a dancer too, right, Like I'm not a professional dance.

I don't have no training or nothing. But I go clubing a lot, and I watch other people, and I go home and I practice. Oh good job. Okay, I could actually appreciate a man who enjoys dancing and isn't just trying to grind on somebody's leg. I know you do. Ladies like the dancing, yeah, and sometimes helps with the grinding, you know exactly. All right, So you impressed her with

your dance moves. It's her a little stinky leg in her direction, and she was like, yeah, yeah, well I oppressed her would at first she caught my eye, right, she had to catch my eye with her dance moves. And just she was looking good. Man. She was wearing this cute little thing and she was just looking good.

And so that's all about body language when you when you're rubbing and clubbing, right, And so you got to like people like the reason people strike out is right, they just go up to somebody and they're like, heny, what's up, and they can throw off some stupid lying. But you can't do that, man. You gotta do the body language. You gotta get to know somebody like, I'm gonna make them notice me before I come up and

say anything to them. Okay, you stand across the dance floor and you bite your lower lip and you do like a hump gesture and pulling at him. No. Man, it's not like a night at the Rocksbury. Like, you know, you gotta be smoothed, and you gotta look like a nice guy and someone who's just having a good time. Right, People attracted to somebody who's having a good time. Right. You gotta laugh a lot, talk to other people to be really loud. Exactly, okay, and then would you like

slowly move your way closer. And before you know, he was dancing together and we was vibe and having a good time and the one thing with another. We have a couple of drinks together and we chat and we're back in my place. Yea, And what was that like? I wasn't making that. I I was super excited about it, popping out of my pants and we're like, oh god, yeah, I think he did. I think Rubbin and Club had totally meant it like that. I'm might a meant it

like that. Yeah, it's very very excited that she was there and did everything go according to plan. You guys hook up? No, no, no. So I'm like, I'm in my club and clothes. It's all looking nice, but it's a little restrictive. So I'm like, I'm gonna go change into something a little restrictive and I'm gonna come back. Hey, I want to come back out. I don't know what happened then, but she was like, she's at the door and look what's up. And she says, don't ever talk

to me again, you disgusting pig, and then she leaves. WHOA, that's extreme, Gavin. Why'd you get called a pig? What'd you do? I have no idea I didn't do. No, no, what did you change clothes to come back? And she's ready to go? Are you sure you don't have like a white board in your house that has like number checks for every girl you've brought back home? No? No,

I keep that hitting the way. I don't know. I feel like I believe you're still is he Is there anything in your apartment at all that she could have saw that would make her call you a pig? Listen, I don't have anything out in my apartment that any lady could see that could be offensive. If I want to bring somebody home, I don't want to run away

like any like movies or whatever. Nothing. You know, maybe when you said you wanted to get into something less restrictive that for some reason she thought that that wasn't what was on your mind when you guys went back to your house. No, I promise you. She knew exactly what was happening because when I came back out, she had put her clothes back on. Oh okay, so she was already in the undressed state. She even got dressed. Okay. And have you tried to reach out to her since

I did. I tried tess to her, but I'm pretty sure she blocked me. Yes, she said, never talk to me again. She was I think serious. That's why I mean, you're held man. This hookup never happened. It's the hookup that never was. Well, play a song, come back, call her and get your second day update and see if we can make the hookup that never was become the hookup that could be. That's not like a movie title

or something. I love it. Let's do it. It's the sequel to rubbing and clubbing, So do that right after this hanging rooking Jebels second date up dated. All right, Gavin, are you ready to make your phone call? I'm ready. Well, before we do that, Gavin, I need to slip into something a little more comfortable, kind of like I get it on your date. So I know you can't see me right now because you're on the phone. But I've put on my leather shorts, my knee high jim socks.

How is this more comfortable? Of course? My pink vicky secret bra our NERF putting our NERF. Oh my god, you gotta stop. You give me hot and bothered unds up the mouth on my mask there, sorry Gavin from all right, don't put in my buttons. Man. Yeah, I know, I know you're getting all excited. You're like, I don't want to call this girl for a second date. You just want to meet up with me now. The reason why I bring that up is because Gavin met a girl named Casey at the club. They went back to

his house. They're fooling around, and he was like, I'm gonna go change my clothes, slip into something a little more comfortable, and then when he came out, she had put her clothes back on, called him a pig and said she never want to talk to him and then left. You believe that, Yeah, we do believe it. It's very believable, Gavin. It's not believable. I'm not a pig. I don't know why she thinks that. All right, well, we'll give her a call right now and see if we can figure

it out for you. Okay, Yeah, man, good luck. The scil don't even answer her phone. Yeah, Okay, here's the thing. I don't feel super great about calling this girl because she said she never wanted to talk to you again. Are you looking just for a hook up with her? Do you need some sort of ex like what do you want out of this? Absolutely? There's like a thousand girls you can go hook up with, Gavin. Why her because if you saw her, you know, and also because

she walked way That's all? Well, okay, I will stop you from all the romantic talk and we'll continue this. Yeah, we'll see if we make this love connection happen for you. All Right, here we go. I'm a Dolla phone number. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Casey please? This is she who says, Hey, Casey, how are you? My name is Jewel from Brooke and Jewel in the morning. Who are you calling from? Jewel from Brookean and Jewel in the morning. It's a radio show.

Oh I don't know. You don't all right, No, you don't, but I'm glad we're meeting now. I'm calling you today, Casey because one of our listeners actually emailed us about you. Um, who, I don't understand. What's happening. Well, we do a segment on our show. It's called the second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after they email us to see if we can get you on

the phone and find out what happened. And you recently met a dude named Gavin while you're out at the club. Oh my god. Oh it literally sounded like you just threw up in your mouth right now, Yeah, because I did. Right. So, Gavin told us a little bit about meeting you. He said he liked you a lot, and he thought everything was going fine, but then you left his house and called him a pig and said you never wanted to talk to him again. That's right, Okay, you can understand why.

I don't know why he'd be confused though, Like, according to him, everything up until that moment was great. I think he knows why. No, well, we talked to him and he has no idea. Do you want to tell us? The guy's a pig and he knows it. He actually doesn't go think about this. Okay, So he's a pig and he's going to continue being a pig unless he knows why he's a pig. And he has no idea. So if you tell us, then we can tell him and maybe he can change his ways and not be

a pig anymore. You could help turn that pig into a beautiful butterfly. Yeah, let's not go too far, right. She threw up at her own mouth, for God's sakes, I think that may be a stretch. I just that he's a cheater. Whoa how? And how do you know that? So? I don't know what he told you, but we were having a good time. We were and we were on his couch and then he went into his room and so I looked up and I saw that he had

you know, those Amazon echoes. Yeah, yeah, and you know I just met him, and you know, I got to take care of myself. And my girlfriends have told me that you could find out a lot about people from their Amazon's right that all? I thought you were gonna say he was cheating with Alexa. Wait wait, how do you find out stuff about somebody from their Alexa? Well, you know you can um grocery shop shop for groceries with your Amazon account. And so I just asked, I asked, Alex,

so what's in your shopping list? And so he had a couple of like razor blade and shaving cream and cotton balls. And then it started getting into stuff like Semine hygiene product, oh Secret deodorant, the like CoverGirl makeup. Yeah, and he lives in a one bedroom apartment, so this isn't a roommate. He's clearly living with a woman. It must have been his girlfriend. Oh my god, you are he's using that stuff for himself a camp on. Really, they can They can be fun if you know how

to use them correctly. Okay, don't dude, that's how I know that. But they can be Casey, you are like a genius sleuth. I feel like, right now, I've got to take care of myself because there are a lot of guys out there who will just sleep around and I'm not that kind of girl. All right, all right, I'm sorry, I don't say something. What Oh sorry, Casey. That's Gavin. He's on the other line and wants to talk to you. Hey, Casey, Oh my god. Oh you

come in like that, Gavin. Really really, she just busted you, dude. But because I don't, because I'm not worried, because it's just all the stuffs from my mom. Man for my mom. I just three shipping. So you say anyone can say that, I can. Ye know. There's no way that can be your mom's. That's just bullshit because your mom wouldn't wear cover girl makeup. My mom had me. She when she was a sophomorn in high school. I got a young, hot mom. That's getting worse. Then she's my sister, Kevin.

That doesn't You're not buying tampons for your mom. I don't even buy tampons for my mom. Look, I understand you're upset right now, and that's that's okay. I forgive you, but I didn't do nothing wrong. Forgive what what is there to forgive? You're not mean. You left me hanging. He was about to go down, and all of a sudden, you call me a pig so and you're a lying pig. I mean, I don't know what you've been through that

you you're so distrusting, but I'm probably classic classic. He's trying to turn it back around on you, Casey and make you the crazy one. Don't take it, don't take the bait. Yeah, No, I'm not the crazy. You're the one who's buying tampons for your mom and CoverGirl makeup. Right, Yeah, Keavin, why are you buying all your mom's feminine hygiene products?

Because I love my mom? No, it still sounds weird, like, you know, a lot of people like their moms or love their moms or whatever, but they don't usually buy them tampons and makeup. She gives me a list and I'll order this stuff. Okay, Wait, hold on, what's so hard to understand. Why doesn't she just, I don't know, maybe go to the grocery store or order herself. Because she would have to go to the grocery store to do it. She could just tell me what to do

and I get it. She don't under computers and all that. Wait, you have a hot young mom who doesn't understand computers. Now your story is really starting to unravel here, buddy. Well, she grew up in the eighties. When I left the other night, I was one hundred percent sure you were a liar. But now I'm one hundred and twenty percent sure you're a liar and you've got this mom's boy complex. Okay. All I'm saying is there's still time to salve you something out of this. We never had anything. Come on,

you are still not trying here again? It aren't you. I am She's a beautiful woman. You know. At this point I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot poll. Maybe your your lies would work with somebody else at the club, but not me. I was born yesterday. I thought you were just running the mill cheater, But now, oh god, no, no thanks. Okay, Well in that case, Casey, I would love to ask you if you'll go out with Gavin on a second date. We will pay for it, you know. I actually I have to go right now.

I have to go to work. This is taking a lot of my time. But a way to start the day, can if you have some time bout on your way back? No, I guess, I guess I'm not getting Let's Gavin, you were still there? Yeah, I'm here, Gavin, You're a dirty dog. I cannot believe you. You lied to us too, man, How do you know I lied to you? Because I'm not an idiot? Kevin, I don't know. Really, you're gonna go buy tampons for your mom next? Josey asked me, what not? That is such a lie? Even online, you

guys wouldn't do that. I might be lying to you, but you don't know that. You can't prove it, so you know what. Vin's sick, Casey. The girl that you called doesn't listen to the show, but you do, so I trust you overheard. Yeah, right, exactly. Thank you broken Jewil in the morning, I gotta text in at seven eight, five nine two says I don't know what to think about that second date update, but I do know that I'm going to be rich now. Thank you. You missed

today's second date update. Penny wanted to call this dude name Christian. They actually knew each other in middle school and she saw him at a fair. They decided to actually go out after they reconnected, but the reason he wasn't calling back was because during her date, she ran into a friend who she works with. They work in the same field. They do like a pyramid scheme type thing water filters, And they spent like fifteen minutes pitching

him on why he should sell these water filters. And he thought that he'd been scammed and set up by her to go out on this date just so that she could try to sell him some water filters. Oh my god, it just dawned on me. Did she just do the whole second date update so she could pitch us the same thing? Scams? Maybe you guys got scammed, but I'm still investing in this. Okay, So yeah, you guys lost out because you don't want to believe her, but I am going to retire pretty soon. We didn't

get a double text, and they're like, what are the wails? Could? Honestly, what if she never wanted a date with a guy to begin with, the whole thing from the very beginning. What if she never even knew him from junior high? Well, then she's a genius marketer, and good job. Hopefully we've moved some water filters for you. Remember, if you want to do a second day up, they all have to do his email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Don't forget it is Friday,

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