Second Date Update PODCAST: Rock Climbing Chick and Pee Boy

It made the news. I was like there, like the cat stuck in a tree story at the end of news. I was a feel good story. But I could never go back to rock climbing after that. It's just I could see the headline watch this little guy get saved at the rock climbing gym. Too traumatic for me. But Ed, you're a pretty good rock climber. Huh yeah, yeah, I am a pretty good rock climber. That's sexy. I'm going to tell you right off the bat that I have

a thing for rock climbers. Well, thank you, Brook, thank you. Clearly the girl that you want to call today, doesn't, I mean, I guess not, you know, um tell us a little bit about her. Well, her name is Nicole, and I met her at my rock climbing gym, and she just was really cute. You know. Is that when you put the chalk that you used for your hands and you smacked her on the button left a handprint? So well, I didn't think that we were probably at

that stage. Yeah, that's another reason why I'm not allowed back into those rock climbing classes. I had a lot of fun with that. Just how many handprints can you make? How did you guys initially start talking? Well, you know, I saw her form and I thought it was pretty good. So I went up and I gave her a couple that I told her that I thought I liked her strong hands. Are you serious? Use? Yeah, I was joking, and I told her when you asked about it, it

was great. Okay, that's good. That's a risk. That's a risk there. And I guess I guess it worked because you guys actually went out right, Well I mean kind of not really. You know, um, we were planning to go out, but it kind of got sidetracked. What does

that mean? Well, so afterwards, I asked her if she wanted to have a drink after class, and she said, yeah, So we were going to go out, but you know, I was kind of smelly after class, and you know, she she had built for workout too, so like we needed to shower, but my place is all on the other side of the town. So she said that I could, you know, come over to her place in shower, and

so we went there. She offered for you to go to her place in shower and the first time she met you, No, no, gime's weirdo that she's inviting over out of the blue. You know, I've seen her a few times at this club, and you know, I just need to get clean. It wasn't like a like a sexual thing at all. You know, it's kind of thinky. You know, I don't no matter what. A girl invites me to shower with her, and I don't think she said with her. I think just at her house. That's

what I heard me. It wasn't with her. We were in the shower together. Yeah, that's a shame. So what happened He went back to her house. So we go back to her house and she showers eyeshower and we're getting ready to go out and she gets a phone call from friend who's stranded somewhere, like at the airport or something, and she asked she can go get her. That seemed like an excuse to you. Yeah, it sounded

a lot like an excuse to me. I mean, you know, I'm trying trying to be cool and everything, but I say, you know, you have your friend called Triple A. They can come get her, you know, right, So I mean, well, yeah, she said her friend had a flat tire and that she was close to the airport and needed to run over there to help her out. Like how your persistent, I do Triple A or something. So you don't need to help your friend out right now, Like there's many services,

there's lots of people who can. I'm sure somebody will be driving by and help her out. Let's go on our date right now. Yeah, but I'm like, you know, it kind of founded like a line. But I you know, Okay, So did she go help her friend out? Then? Yeah? Unfortunately she did. Um she said that she really had to go and her friend really needed her help, so you know, but she did say can we take a rain check? Okay? So I thought, okay, I guess let's

do that. See, I just think that's so weird because if like my friend truly called me and had a flat tire, I'd be like, hey, come with me, then we'll go out after. But that's weird. Then you're introducing him to friends. No, I think she's lying, That's all I'm saying. So did you get the rain check? Then no? I mean like, like she's been m I A from the club and no calls. Woll okay, And how many times have you tried to get a hold of her?

Four times? Four times? And she's not showing up to any of the rock climbing stuff, not showing up to any of the classes. Dude, that's pretty intense to get someone to change their entire activity schedule to avoid you, is what it sounds like. Oh, well, I don't know. I'm hoping that either she's really sick, I guess, or or maybe maybe like something happened at the airport and like they're you know, they're in trouble or stuff. I

hope that. I hope that while she was changing her friend's tire she got hit by a car and has been in the hospital, so that she's not calling her back, Not that I did something wrong. Is that what you're saying? Okay, but that sounds a little bit worse than what I actually meant. You know, Manna wanted to get hit by a car or anything. I just don't want to see my fault. You had to clarify that. All right, Well, we'll play a song, come back, call her and get

your second date update. Okay, great, thank you? All right? Man hanging fucking jubil in the morning date? Hey? Ed? Yeah, well, I know you're on the phone to do a second date update, but i have like something that just came up, and I'm not gonna be able to do it. A buddy of mine his bike tire popped, so I gotta go help him out. Okay, Oh you're joking. No, he's real close to us, so I was like, he's like ten blocks away from his house. But I feel like I need to help hi out. So let's just take

a rain check on this whole second date update thing. Okay, all right. The reason that I'm saying that to Ed is because Ed wants us to call a girl named Nicole today. They met at a rock climbing group. After the rock climbing class one day, they agreed to go out, but they had a shower, so they went back to her place to shower. After they were done getting ready, she said, Hey, something just came up. One of my friends has a flat tire or something, and I have

to go help them. So we think that's an excuse that she made up to get out of the date, because since then she hasn't talked to him. She hasn't even shown up to the rock combing class, which makes me think that you must have done something really bad. Ed. Yeah, well, I don't know what it was if I did, you know, did you do anything weird in the shower, like make any strange noises or used her expensive shampoo without permission because that stuff costs allow. I just took a shower. Okay,

all right, Well I'll dollar phone number right now. See we can get her on the phone and find out what happened. Okay, who knows. Maybe she's still by the side of the road helping her friend out with that tire. It just took him a while to figure out how to change one. Two weeks now. But here we go. Hello, Hi, is Nicole there? Yes, it is Nicole, Hey Nicole, how are you. My name is Jubil and I host a morning radio show called Brook and jewel in the morning. Okay,

how can I help you? Well, I'm calling you today because we recently got an email into our show from somebody who's trying to get ahold of you. Someone trying to get ahold of me. Yeah. Apparently they've tried to call you a bunch and you're not responding to them. So they asked if maybe we could get you on the phone. Oh okay, I'm sorry, I'm a little confused. It's a segment that we do on our show called

the second Date Update. It's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and find out what happened. Oh jeez. So the guy's name is Ed, and you know Ed from your rock climbing group. Oh my god, yeah, I do I know him. Well. Ed emailed us because he said that when you guys are supposed to go out, you ended up saying you had to rain check it

to help your friend out with a flat tire. But since then you haven't talked to him or even shown up to the rock climbing group. He's given you a lot of information. What else would he tell you. God, that's pretty much it. He just told us that you guys met at class and we're supposed to go out, and then he thinks you made up an excuse. I did. But I think he's leaving out a big part of the story. Really, he did something weird, didn't he. I know,

we did something weird at your house. I definitely classify it as weird. Yeah, okay, so what happened? Oh God, this is so embarrassing, is it? Like? What did Ed tell you about our about our date? He said that you guys were at your rock climbing class and then after you were supposed to go somewhere, so you went back to your house a shower, and then you got out of the shower and said that your friend had a flat tire that you had to go help her,

and then that was it. Okay, Well, there's definitely a part left out of that story. I was in the shower. I took a shower first, and I hear a knock on the door, and he yelled at the door, hey, do you have another bathroom? And I'm like, no, sorry, give me two minutes. I'll be right out. So I finished sharing quickly, and I come out of the bathroom and I'm like, Okay, it's ready now, and he's like, great,

thanks some showering, and I'm just waiting for him. I get dressed, get ready to put some makeup on, and I went to the kitchen to get a glass of water, and I'm I'm smelling something weird at the sink. So I investigated and I put my nose closer to the sink, and I'm smelling urine coming from my sink. He smells pea and your sink yeah, like really strong, really strong. Are you saying that you think Pete in your sink? Absolutely? I mean why would he concent or ask me if

I have a bathroom? And then mysteriously my sink smells like pete. Oh my god, you think he had to go so bad that he urinated in your kitchen sink. I don't think anybody has to go that bad that they have to urinate in someone's sink that has dishes in it. Out if he was going to do that, did you ask him about this? No? I mean I was just he obviously did it, and I'm like gagging. I had to get out of this, so I made

have been excused at a farm needed my help. I I'm sure you didn't have like anything in your sink that could have smelled like urine and you just didn't remember, like old food or something. I am absolutely sure water glasses do not smell like you'urin. Why would you do that? I guess that's understandable. Then why you don't want to call him back if you think that he pete in your sink? It's so disgusting. I mean really, but why wouldn't you just tell him? Why do you make up

the excuse of rain checking like it? It'd be embarrassing to him, not to you. I just wanted to get him out of my house. And I'm never going to see this guy again, So why did it matter? Well, unfortunately for you, you are going to talk to him again, because he's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you right now. Cool. Look, I don't I don't know what I thought you smelled, but I did not be in your sink. There's no worry ed.

It is unmistakable. There's no one else there. I mean, do you have a cat? I mean maybe maybe maybe the cat went in there. I don't have at why would I do that. I don't know, but one was one equals too. You asked if you have another bathroom, and then suddenly my sink smells like pee. Well, you know, I don't know what else to say. I mean, like, yeah, maybe someone else pete in your seats. I mean, it wasn't me. That's been happening a lot. There's been a

rash of people just breaking into places and thing and sinks. Yeah, so you're trying to tell me that in the two minutes that I was a big shower, someone knocked on the door and said I have to pee really bad, And you were like, hey, why don't you pee in this girl sink? No? No, I mean I didn't see anybody, but I mean, like, you know, maybe maybe like during during the day or something, somebody pete there. I mean, ed, come on, you have to stop with the bulls. Just

be a man. If passed up, I mean, there's I don't have a roommate, I don't have a cat. No one p burgled me. You, so just admit it. I mean, come on, well, okay, so I were a little but oh my god, what your side? Man? It doesn't matter. I think a little or a lot, like any amount of pea and my think is not okay, And it was run the hot water after Look, I mean, I'm really sorry, but it was a lot of two minutes,

you know, Nicole sink. Look, you know, I don't know if this makes it any better or whatever, but like I didn't pee on your water glass, Like I moved it to the side and then I and then moved it back. But I mean I didn't set on it. I mean, that's the thing still smell like pein and you put the dishes back in it, and its like I still over well, I mean I figured you might notice if the dishes were moved so close. And what was going through your head that said sink? Sink is

the best option right now? Look, I mean, you know you can sit there and judge what I mean, Like you don't know what I was going through at the time, Like I had two big bottles of gatorade on the way over there. And she doesn't have anywhere else to go. I mean, she doesn't have any plants or anything, Like every who doesn't have plants. I want, if you were in my place, I'd prefer you choose the sink over paying in my plants. But that's just me. You are

so disgusting. I didn't even really happen. I didn't know what else to do. I mean, I had there was a lot of pressure going on there. You're gonna wait two minutes, You're a grown man. It was longer than two minutes to Cole. Look, I'm really sorry, and I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I feed in your sink, and I'm sorry, but I really liked you, you know, and I was having a good time, and you did say that you want to rain check. So I am hoping that you'll give me a second chance. And Nicole,

would you like to go out with Ed again? We'll pay for a second date. Yeah, no way, we're gonna pay for it. Yeah. See, neither one of you have to come out your pockets at all. We'll pay for the date. I don't think that's a big cell edge girl, it's not. It's so disgusting. I can't even look at you. Come on. I mean, like, I'm sure if you could like put yourself in that situation, like, like, what would you do? I mean, maybe you would go in the

state too. You're just gross. There's no way in hell we're going out on a second date, any day, first date? All right, Well, thank you, Nicole, I appreciate your time. Yeah, and Ed, I hope you learned a lesson about paying and people's sinks. I can't believe that has to be a lesson someone learned. Have we learned it? Yeah, yeah, I've learned it, all right? Good? Yeah, no more being in people's sinks. You know, For the record, guys like this is probably the first time this has ever really

happened to me. It's probably the first. You're not even sure if it's the first time.