Second Date Update PODCAST: Quite the Appetizer

jewil Aw. You guys doing good? You ever have an intro like that when you're taking the stage, buddy? You know I've got a few of those, yo. You even have sexy stripper voice, my friend? Oh thank you, you are welcome. So your email said that you actually met a girl while you were working and that's the girl that you want to call today. That's right? Um, tell us how that isn't that like unprofessional for you guys? You know occasionally, you know, if there are some extra

curricular activities, we don't mind. But oh, okay, so you're telling me, like all the girls strippers that I've met are using that just as an excuse. Yea you maybe want to meet up later. Oh, it's very unprofessional if I do that. So you guys can pick and choose. Yeah, we do. Actually, I would never honestly believe that a stripper truly likes me. Hey, you never know until you try it, right, How do you even hit off and without her thinking that you just want tips? I mean

that's the hard part. I mean, that's why I contacted you guys. Okay, and the girl who you want to call today, what's her name? Her name's Jessica. How do you even hit off like a conversation or get somebody's number when you're in the midst of like, you know, fifteen girls at a bachelrette party, so I would say ninety percent at a time. We dance for about an hour and the rest of the time is just getting wasted and we just collect our tips and we leave.

But in this situation, and it was really strange because you know, the girls were drinking. You know, occasionally we drink, you know with the ladies as well, and you know, I met this girl and you know, she's really cute, he had nice figures. You know, we started hitting it off, we started talking, okay, So it's just like a straight up regular conversation. You have to like sneak around and

try to slidder your number or something. No, I mean, you know, hey, we're we're also human too, So if we want to talk to a girl at work, we talked to a girl at work. Did I ask you when you pulled hers out and started talking to her, what state of dress were you in? Um? I was in the middle of my cop uniform. It's it's just been taken off. I have my shirt on with a patch. So well, I mean it was cold that you know, if I'm gonna talk to a crom I could be completely, like,

you know, undressed. Yeah, and the best way to talk to a girl is always shirt on, no pants. Everybody knows that. So did you guys actually go out on a date or is this the only time you've talked to her? No? I uh, you know, I started talking to her, and you know, we just you know, we talked about our favorite movies, talked a little bit about sports. We talked for a while. Yeah, and hooked up a little bit nice. What does that mean? Just make out? Yeah, a little bit of making out, a little bit of

you know, other stuff happened. Did you actually see the deal with her that night. No, well, we didn't go all the way. We got close, but thank you guys, didn't stay the night together at somebody's random house. Did you leave each other that evening? No? I left you did. What did she say to you? I mean, did you plan on making an actual date? I told her I would love to see her again, and I got her phone number, and you know we were going to take

it from there. And have you heard from her at all? No? Wow, Why do you think she's blowing you off? I mean, I don't know. She might have been embarrassed by it, you know, because her friends were there. I don't know. So my question is not why you think she's blowing you off? Why do you think that she'd wanted to date you to begin with? Not to be mean, right

right right? No, I understand. No, we you know, we had some really good conversation and she was as different I mean a lot of girls, I mean a lot of girls, and she was the one girl that can actually carry on a conversation without putting her hand all over me. And I felt this, I felt this really strong connection between us, and that's why I wanted to ask her Okay, have you and you haven't heard anything from her at all? How many times you try to get hold of her. I mean I've text her, you know,

I've given her a call, but no answer. Okay, does she know? Does she know your real name or does she just know your stripper name? That's a valid question. I gave her my real name, okay, because I've made out with a couple of strippers and I never knew their real name. Joe, what is your stripper name? My stripper name? Yeah, because we want me to tell you guys. Yeah, I want to hear just what it is. I'm just curious, Roger, Roger, what kind of stripper name is er? What's the last name?

Is there like a good last name to it? What? Deeal fp Roger Steele? Okay, the last name is good. The first name, I was like, I don't picture a lot of girls like oh yeah, Roger, somebody say like Diesel or something. You know. All right, we'll play a song, come back caller and get your second date update. Okay, thanks to what. I really appreciate it. All right, hang on rooking Jubil in the morning. Second on the phone with us right now to do a second date update.

By day, he's a mild mannered guy named Joe. By night, he's Roger Steele. Uh huh, that's right, Roger Steele, stripper extraordinaire, dropping those buns and collecting those ones. Roger Steele shaking his hips and collecting those tips. Roger Steele pitching a tent and paying his rent. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome back to the phone, Joe, a k a. Roger Steele, the stripper. What's up? Man? Are you hey? We got to hire you too, a DJR gig man. Those are really good interest.

I'll come along with you to any of your gigs that you want. If you're just tuning in. Joe wants to do a second date update. He is a male stripper. He was working a private party and met a girl that he really liked named Jessica. They ended up talking and kind of messed around a little bit. They made plans to go out, but he never heard from her again. So he's wondering why she's not calling her back, and we're going to get her on the phone right now. All right, Joe, By the way, have you hooked up

with a lot of people at bachelor parties? And stuff in all honesty, and like the three years I've done this, I've hooked up with less than twenty women. Okay, yeah, what's going on? Man, get a little action in your life. Okay, this is the first girl I've met in a really long time that I felt like I had a really strong connection. And did you tell her that? Because if I was a person who was hooking up with a stripper, I would also think I was one of many? No I did. I told her I would love to see

her again. I think we have something special. Plus I've called her and texted her, so I mean she'd be pretty obvious I want to see her again. Yeah, all right, Well I'm gonna dout the phone of her right now. See if we can get on the phone. Okay, okay, Hello, Hey is this Jessica. Yes, it is hey Jessica. How are you? My name is Jubil and I host a morning radio show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning.

Oh say, why are you calling? Well, I'm calling you today because one of our listeners actually sent us an email about you and he wanted us to get a hold of you. Um, that's weird, but okay. His name is Joe you might know him as Roger Steele. Oh my god. He Yeah, Joe emailed us because you know, he said that he really liked meeting you that night at the batcherette party you were at, and he's wondering why you're right now. He's wondering why you're not calling

him back. He says he's tried to get ahold of you a few times and has heard nothing. Oh my god, he called you, guys. Yeah, he sent us an email and asked if we could get a hold of you since you aren't answering his phone calls. That it is so weird. Why would he call you? Well, it's a regular segment that we do on our show. It's called the second Date Update. So Joe just wanted us to ask you the question, why aren't you calling him back? Wait?

Where did he tell you? He just said that. He he said he met you while he was working at a batchette party and you guys talked for a while and hung out, and he was hoping he would see you again. That's all he said. Yeah, pretty much, And he added that he really really liked you a lot. So is there a reason that you don't want to call him back? Um no, I mean, it was just a just a crazy night and I got caught up in things and that's that. Like, I'm I'm good. I don't.

I don't need to I don't need to remember that. That's fine. You don't need to date a stripper, is what you're saying. Saying. No, it's not. It's not because of what he does. It's just look, I was just it was just a really crazy night and things got out of control and I got caught up in like the whole bachelor party spirit and yay, you know, my friend's getting married, and um, I just, um, I did stuff that I just never ever, ever, ever do, and um,

I'm I'm good. I don't want to discuss it. Well, he told us that you guys didn't hook up or anything. He said, he said, you guys kissed and kind of messed around and did some other things. Um, yeah, was it fun? Was it not fun? Like, I don't. I just I don't do that on a normal day. And um, I am embarrassed, and I don't want to rehash it. Like you you don't want to call him back because you kissed him the first night you met him. No, oh,

that's not it but um, well, what can you? Can you tell me what it is so I can at least just tell him I just got caught up and stuff, and I'm I'm very embarrassed, and brother or not, Why are you embarrassed? There's nothing to be embarrassed off. I mean, I've made out with a couple of strippers in my life. It's fine, it's fine, you know, he just here. I did stuff that that I don't normally do, and I don't want to say what it was. I was raised

better than that. And I just look, I'm not telling and I'm taking this to my grave like I can't. I'm are you seriously not calling me back? We're passing with that's Joe. Joe's actually on the other line listening and wanted to talk to you. Why would you see him read it? What is the matter? But I thought it was cool. I think a lot of don't be embarrassed about it. It's okay, Like you're on the radio

and to the world. Are you curious, Well, not the whole world that we don't have that many listeners, Jessica, I wouldn't worry about it. Well, now that it's out there, now that the salad's out of the bag, so to speak. Is that why you're not calling it? Is that why you're not calling it back? Because that happens so embarrassing. I was really better than that. I am mortified for you wouldn't know. It was more than that. You know, most girls don't do that. That's what I know. I

know you were like so inhibited and free. I mean it was it was a turn off. Oh my god, you're oh my god, what you shouldn't be embarrassed about it? Are you curious? Not? Did that happen? Then you go and announcement on the radio. So even if I wasn't embarrassed, I would be now. Honestly, it's one of the reasons why like you turned me on, Like, that's one of the reasons why I like you. It's the key to

Joe's heart apparently from Yeah, Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. Nobody knows your name, like you know, it's a very common name. Nobody knows who you are. I'm sure it is embarrassing to have that news put out there though it was her idea. Oh god, Joe, do you not know privacy? Like there's just some things that you don't share like you shouldn't even be telling your friends these details, let alone us. You know what this is what's wrong with America.

People are so uptight in America with sexuality. In Europe, this would be so problem everybody. Oh my god, what's to Europe? Then we don't need to yet. I think I want to move to Europe now if that's just happening Left and Riot, I feel so bad, Jica, Jessica. Girls, Okay, so you did something that you regret. We don't have to recap what it was again. Is that the only reason you're not calling him back? I mean, did you think he was a cool guy. I was drunk. I

obviously thought he was a cool guy. But now I mean, suber a better judgment. Oh my god, you were quite the giver. You really tired. Oh my god, Jessica, we had a strong connection. It's worth doing this again. I was drunk. Were humans. We have urges, and we let our urges take control that night. And that's not necessarily a bad thing. We can try so many different things. That's just the beginning. Oh my god, you're not funny. I don't think he's trying trying to be funny. Here.

I'm trying to explain to you that it's okay to use your body like that sexy person. I'm a sexy person. We can make this work, all right, Well, then let me ask you, Jessica, would you like to go out Joe? We will pay for a second date. Yeah, oh hell no, there's no way. Oh no, okay, all right, all right, okay, let's not a formal date. Let's just grab coffee. Let's coffee anything, Jessica. No, I'm good. All you can eat salad? Bar up there, Broken Jubil in the morning. Hello, breathe

better than that. And I just look, I'm not telling and I'm taking this to my grave like I can't. I'm are you seriously not calling me back? Were passing with? That was a clip from today's second date update. It's broken Jewil in the morning. Some people on the tech board are not getting what happened. Some people are and a lot of people are asking what did she do? Because we had to bleep it out because it's pretty dirty what she did. If you miss a second date update,

Joe wanted to call a named Jessica. Joe was a stripper. They met at a bachelotte party where he was stripping at. They kind of messed around a little bit more than a little bit. Yeah, and she wasn't calling him back because she was embarrassed of something that she did. Here are some of the texts that we're getting in. At seventy five nine two, I have my daughter in the carrent She's like, Mom, why is Jewels so obsessed with salad today? Is he on a diet? That's exactly what

it is. Say, Yeah, yeah, say Jessica was on a diet too, and that's why she wasn't calling him back. So that's why I'm talking about. Still am so embarrassed for her. I cannot believe he said that for him. Yeah, that's what happens, right, Let's be open about sexuality. That's why I liked her a lot, because she was willing to do that with me the first night she met me. She was obviously embarrassed by the whole situation. Yeah. I can't believe too that he said that he really wants

to color back because it's such a strong connection. Hey, that is a strong connection. Are you kidding me? That's a very strong connection. You don't just do that with everybody. You only do that with people that you really, really really care about, and even then it's questionable girl. So they never do it again. I can guarantee that I decided not to go out on a second date. They could never look at each other in the eye and like order a sound. No, they really couldn't remember you

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