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Second Date Update PODCAST: Pyramind Schemin

Sep 29, 201718 min
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Penny ran into her Christian, her best friend from middle school, at the fair and they both decided to go out for a nice lunch date where they could take a trip down memory lane..... however when one of Penny's friends interrupted the date the convo took a whole NEW DIRECTION!!!

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Looking Jebels second date date. I'm sure all of us have been in that situation before, where you're out and then somebody comes up to you and they're like, hey, you remember me and you can't think of their name. That's the worst. How do you handle that? Normally I have my bodyguard punched them in the face, which is why I don't have a lot of friends anymore. But it's always tough to figure out how you handa that you're like, hey, yeah, of course I remember you. There,

here you are. And that's what happened to Penny, who's on the phone today for a second date update. Her email said that she ran into an old friend, but he didn't really remember her. I guess I still ended up going out on a date though. What's up, Penny? How are you good? How are you not? Bad? Man? Was that moment awkward when you realize that this guy

that you were excited to see didn't know who you were? Yeah, it was really awkward, especially because I thought I would have been the moable because we were like sort of friends, A little dude that's missed up. So you knew him

from middle school? You said, yeah, yeah, we knew each other in middle school, and we didn't really hang out in the same groups, but like if we had a class together and we didn't know a lot of other people, we would usually like try and sit next to each other because he was always like really funny and would

make me laughter and class. So wait, did you just like randomly run into him out and about Yeah, I was that this fair thing, and I saw somebody that looked like him, and then when I got close enough that I was like pretty sure with him by profile, I just like said the name Christian loudly and he turned around and then I know it was definitely him. So that could have been kind of weird the way

you did that walking around Christian. Look, if there's a big group of people, I figure, like you say a name, like somebody might just think you're talking to somebody behind them. So what happened After you said his name? He turned around and you know that looks people have where they're like, a crap, this person knows me and I definitely can't place them, but their face is kind of familiar. Yeah,

he definitely had that in his eyes. So I sort of started talking and then I just realized he could not remember my name, So I told him who I was, okay, and then after you told him your name was Penny, did he remember you or was he still like no, not ringing a bell. No, he remembered, but you could tell it was like an effort of like opening an old file cabinet. I remember. So what was that like for you? I mean, were you insulted or were you fine with it? Well? I don't know. I feel like

he looked really cute. So I was like a little you're hot enough that I'm going to let that one slide. Yeah, Like I was a little bummed about it, but I wasn't gonna like slip that determine from talking to him. So how the conversation go after he finally remembered who you were? It was fine. It was very like small talk. He just looked really good, like he she grew up really well. He lost a little bit of the baby fat, which I when he said out loud and I probably

shouldn't have. Yeah, wow, good job, way to overcome it, y and be good looking when you got older. Yeah. Well, anyway, so I just told him that I thought he looked really good, and then he kind of said the same back, say, did you guys go out on an actual date, or did you just hang out at the fair and have weird conversations about how much weight you've lost. No, we talked for like five minutes, and then our friends were

kind of trying to like go to different things. So he just said we should hang out some time, and he let me pick the restaurant and we just like so we could continue chatting and kind of catching up and yeah, okay, and how was the date. It started out really well, we kind of like reminisced a little, and then it got a little awkward, kind of in the middle. A friend of mine, a guy friend of mine, ended up being at the same restaurant and he came

over and sat down with us at the table. You run into people that you know all over the place. I know, it's weird he just sat down at your table. Yeah, I don't know. It's hard to like, if you knew him, you would be like, yeah, that makes sense. But it was awkward because we're kind of like right in the middle of the date, right. Yeah. But then I don't know, I sort of thought it's like a positive because he gets to see somebody that I work in the same industry.

With he got to learn a little bit about me and just kind of like see that I, you know, have like a community around me and stuff, and it shows that you're like a popular person. Yeah, like I have friends. I'm not weird. Did he stay for a long time? He probably stayed for a good fifteen minute. You're like, hey, you're dropping hints all over the place. I'm monaged. Yeah, but it honestly didn't feel like fifteen minutes. Like I was surprised when I realized it was it.

We all got along really well. Like, it wasn't until after he left that it kind of started to feel like maybe it disrupted the date a little bit. Do you think it could have been the French kiss? When you when you kissed your friend about that didn't say that, Why are you imagining your head right now? That's not what happened. I thought, that's like you, it's a coworker's naturally what happens when they goodbye. So so not that all right. But Christian couldn't have been upset by that.

I mean, that's out of your control. Yeah, I don't think he was upset. It was just like you could just tell he was kind of uncomfortable, Like maybe it ruined the momentum of the evening. It kind of plucked hose from there, Like it was like an awkward side hug when we left. Oh, so I was going to ask you that was my next question. Sted in awkward side hug, that's usually a great sign. No, Yeah, at the end of the day. Yeah, man, you know what,

maybe he hasn't grown up very much. Maybe he's still awkward around girls, and like it was uncomfortable for him to give you a hug. Maybe. I don't know. I felt really good about the date in general, so I didn't really know like if he thought I was like dating the other guy, or it was interested in the other guy, or a fact I was interested in me. I just didn't really I could. It was really hard to read him at the end of like how he thought the date went. And have you talked to him?

Since I've tried, I've reached out a couple of times, and I feel like it's kind of gotten the brush off a little. So I just kind of want to get ahold of it and see if I can like explain my side and just clear the air. If that guy with the issue, you know, I wouldn't get panicked about it because that guy might not be the issue. There could be a slew of other issues that you don't know about it. Yeah, maybe I just it wasn't

as good on his side of my thought. I was gonna tell her it sounds really salvageable, but apparently not. You never know, all right, Hope, Yeah, all right, we'll play a song, come back, and then call him and get your second date update. All right, Okay, okay, hang looking jubil in the morning. All Right, we're right in the middle of a second date update. And if you miss the first part, Penny is on the phone and she's upset because she's not getting a call back from

a middle schooler that she went on a date with. Sorry, probably clarify, Penny, unless you don't want me to clarify. No, please do Okay, Penny, we're out with a dude named Christian. They actually know each other from middle school. She saw him at a fair her and she yelled out his name. She was like, hey, Christian, and he didn't really remember her until they started talking. They ended up going out

to dinner and having a fun time. She does think the reason that he might not be calling back is because one of her friends kind of showed up and sat down for like fifteen minutes in the middle of the date, and it might have been kind of strange. But other than that, we have no idea why he's blown her off. I think that you are going to get a second DA out of this, and that there's some like reasonable explanation for all of it. I hope so, because like he's really cute and it's funny, and I

don't know, it'd be nice to see him again. Yea, all right, I'm gonna die. It's fun him right now? Here we go. Hello, I gotta speak to Christian please, Yeah, this is Christian. Oh, Christian cool. I just want to say that you don't know me, but I know you very well. Okay, that comes off creepy. What is this? What is this? Who's calling? That's a really loaded question, Christian? Who is anybody really? You know? Don't get philosophic? I mean, who are we all? Like, I don't have a lot

of time. I'm on lunch. I just love to know what's gone. All right, Well, I was trying to give you some food for thought over your lunch break, but I guess not Christian. Christian, my name is Jewel from brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show, okay, okay, And that would be why I started off the phone call with stupid jokes instead of just having a conversation. Is there something you guys need from me? He's like, you're an expert on this. I guess we all need Christian. Yeah,

what do we need in the joke is over? Yes, Christian, don't hang up. There is something that we need from you. We actually got an email about you from one of our listeners and they asked us to call you. Really, Are you being serious? I don't know, Christian. What is yes? Yes? Serious? Oh my gosh, I don't even have the patience for him right now, Christian. I'm sorry, Christian, I'm being serious. One of our listeners emailed us because they want to

us to contact you, all right. Who her name is Penny? And you guys actually know each other from middle school and then you guys went out on a date. Oh my god, honestly, I just I want Penny to leave me alone. No, that is not the response I was hoping for. A Christian. What Christian? I really I'm sorry, guys. No, offense to you, But I don't. I don't need to hear from her again. You don't, Well, why why are you so upset? We talked to her. She sounded nice.

She scammed me. I don't know that. That's all I have to say, Sam. She said, you guys had a lovely dinner date, and you're cute and you make her laugh Like whoa, what a scam. That's really sweet of her, But that is not how our night went. Well what happened? Because we talked to her and she said everything was cool. Well, did she tell you about her friend who sat down at the table? She did, Yeah, And did she tell you that they attempted to scam me? No? S she

didn't tell us that. What do you mean, Well, both of them were clearly part of some you know, those things like multi level marketing schemes, like pyramid schemes, you know, and they tried to run one on me at the table. What wait, they like tried to get you to buy some cleaning products or like a pair of ladies tights or something, and you weren't into it. No, Actually it was water filters. They're trying to they're trying to sell

you water filters. Yeah, not a joke, Like they were trying to sell me some pure is Amazonian rain water water filters. It sounds like you're upset about that. I think it sounds fabulous. Oh come on, are you sure you didn't just misconstrue what they were talking about their work and you just thought that they were pitching you or something. It was just way too coincidental, like, oh, her friend comes over to the table. Oh, they both loved selling water filters. Oh, they want me to sell

water filters. Oh you have a pamphlet on how to sell water filters. Oh wow, what next? Okay, Chris, this is Penny on the phone. I don't feel like I'm really being fairly represented right now. Am I allowed to cut in? Well if even if you weren't, you just did so, that's fine. You're on the phone now. Well, I feel like I'm being dragged in by in the MUDs and I wanted to defend myself. Why is she on the phone? Are you guys? This is this all part of this dam Are you all trying to sell

me water filters? But no, Christian, not yet, not yet, at least we're not in the water filter business. But it sounds like Penny is, but we did sort of scam you because yeah, she's been on the phone listening this whole time. I'm just like really surprised, Chris, Like that just sounds I feel like you're making it sound like I was there to sell you a water filter.

It was like my friend just happened to be there, And like, just because we like what we do, doesn't mean that we're trying to sell you a water filter or like make you a water filter salesman. Like, do I think it's like a really great gig. Yes, but like listen, you just you gotta put yourself in my shoes. It was all way too coincidental in there, Penny, Like, oh, I think he's just at our table and has a pamphlet to show me how to sell water filters. Yeah,

I mean I have. Honestly, I have three pamphlets in my purse right now. You just like walk around with them. That's part of it is so weird. Yeah, it's weird. It's like carrying a business card. It's not like carrying a business card, Penny, because you're trying to involve everyone around you, and you're like little pyramid scheme and it's not everyone wants to be a part of it. Well, I'm not trying to involve everyone. I'm just saying like, if somebody I like wants to be a part of it,

like I want to give him the opportunity to. And I wasn't even the one that brought it up. He did. It's not like I was trying to sell you anything. Yeah, but you were the one who was like, Wow, you should totally do this. It's such easy money. You can keep your day job and make I don't know, you had all these statistics that you were pulling out that felt like they turned into you trying to make money, you know what I mean. It's just trying to be honest,

Like I wasn't trying to sell you. And that's genuinely how I feel. You can make an extra five. Granted, I'm like, that's not a joke. Look, yes, Penny, I want to believe you because otherwise I had a good time. But the coincidences were just one after the other, and it made it so strange. I feel like it was

one coincidence that he showed up. That he showed up, and you do like a bad commercial, like running through a bit is what made it feel weird, Enny, But it was the things you said in the fifteen minutes, felt like I was watching some happy Go Lucky commercial

on television. I mean, I'm honestly Persian. I don't know what to tell you, like it was a coincidence, but it's like after we started talking, you actually seem genuinely interested in potentially selling, which is why we kept going like are you are you still trying to tell me on this? And no, I was never interested, not even then and certainly not now. I just wanted to go

out in the date with you. I mean, that's all I wanted to But if I think that you're interested in, I mean, if you don't want to sell, obviously don't have to. Like I could just get you a good discount on one that's pretty sweet, Penny. You gotta think about the French benefits, Christian. I feel like the water fielder's a brainwashed to Penny. They didn't they're good water filters, I'm believe, Okay. I mean I feel like you guys

haven't even tried. You would probably really like them, and you're on the radio, like I have a I could email you guys a couple advertising things if you wanted to know Penny. Everybody else might not be into it, and it's kind of illegal to do that. But I'm in, so send that to the station. But let's get back to the second date here. Let's let's we'll talk about our moneymaking opportunity behind the scenes. We need to talk about your date with Christian. Christian, would you like to

go out on a second date with Penny? We will pay for it. I absolutely no. I don't want to go on a second date. I don't want to be scammed anymore. And I don't think you guys realize what's happening here on the radio because you're being scammed too. Okay, Yeah, jubil is allowed to be scammed. I feel like it's fine. Yeah whatever, you guys say that until I'm gonna beza with Penny. Yeah, exactly, with a boat named Filter. Yeah. I know you guys are all joking and making fun

of me, but I'm not kidding. Like you could make enough money to buy a boat if you were good at selling me. Oh you got that boat money. I know. That's that's why I'm in. We're good. I think you're pulling my leg. Yeah, I would never do that to anybody, but Christian, you don't ruin a good business opportunity when he knocks at your door. Christian, are you sure you won't go out another date? Absolutely not, even if she didn't bring up the water filter stuff like you liked her.

I don't know if I can not bring it up. It's a part of my life, all right, Well, I stand rug. Well, I'm sorry the second date didn't work out for you, and Christian. Thank you very much for your time. Appreciate it. Yep. And you have fun struggling with those conventional water filters, you know, the ones that burst into flames. Can you try to use them? Yeah? See? Can I privately send you the link to these because

they're really good? Send it along, Penny, Oh my god, Jewil in the morning little text in at seven eight five nine two says, I don't know what to think about that second date update, but I do know that I'm going to be rich now. Thank you you missed today's second date update. Penny wanted to call this dude name Christian. They actually knew each other in middle school

and she saw him at a fair. They decided to actually go out after they reconnected, but the reason he wasn't calling back was because during her date, she ran into a friend who she works with. They work in the same field. They do like a pyramid scheme type thing for water filters, and they spent like fifteen minutes pitching him on why he should sell these water filters.

And he thought that he'd been scammed and set up by her to go out on this date just so that she could try to set him some water filters. Oh my god, it just dawned on me. What did she just do the whole second date update so she could pitch us the same thing? Scam? Maybe you guys got scam, but I'm still investing in this, Okay, So yeah, you guys lost out because you don't want to believe her, But I am going to retire pretty soon. We didn't get a couple of text and they're like, what are

the water filters called? Could? Honestly, what if she never wanted a date with a guy to begin with, the whole thing from the very beginning. What if she never even knew him from junior high? Well, then she's a genius marketer, and good job. Hopefully we've moved some water filters for you. Remember if you want to do a second day up. They all have to do his email the show, and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Don't forget it is Friday, So Young

Jeffrey's song of the Week. He's coming up at eight ten

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