Second Date Update PODCAST: Put a Baby In Me

bad crazy right now. I mean, I know it sounds crazy, but I know what I want. I mean I can appreciate that in a woman. We'll talk about what you want in just a second. But first of all, tell us about the guy that you want to call. Okay, his name is Jordan. We went volunteering in a community outreach event. Okay, okay. Yeah, he was like so nice and obviously for community minded and honestly he was physically everything I am looking for. Okay. So he's got a

good heart and a good bud. Yeah, he has got beautiful blue eyes, brown hair, and he's like six two and really like physically well built. Are you sure you're not describing me? Wow? Did we go on a date, Virginia, I don't remember going on a date with you at all. No. I said he's a six cute not two foot six. Did a picture of you? I heard it wrong. Sorry, So he thought he was hot? Yeah, he was just like the full total package. Okay, And were you hitting

on him during this volunteer activity? I would say it was like pretty mutual. And I asked him to go out for coffee awesome, And we were talking for like thirty or forty minutes. I would say, you know, we're getting to know each other. All about his family, comes from a great family, all like the first date, small talk and what's awesome? Yeah, and like all the things he's saying about himself are like all the boxes you want checked? Is yeah? Truly, like he checked every single

one of my necessary boxes. And I realized pretty quickly that, like he's exactly the guy I've been looking for, just not to date. That brings us to the most interesting part of your email. Why would you know want to date him? He's hot, he's nicey, does good things, he's got a good family. Yeah. I mean I don't want to date him. I want him to actually get me pregnant. What I told you, guys, So you want to call this guy today, not to ask him out on a

second date to like have dinner. You want to call to see if you'll go out again so that he can give you a baby. Yeah, pretty much like you know, I've been looking to have a baby for a really long time, and you know all of my friends have babies, and I just I'm ready to be a mom. And okay, I'm just not really looking for their relationship. You know, just ask someone to get you pregnant, why not? That's true. I mean you can ask him to do whatever you want.

All he has to say is no, and I will say commendable for asking instead of I mean, there's other ways women can get pregnant without anybody ever knowing, you know. Yeah, and some girls ask for weirder things. I'm just saying that's true. I had one girl asked if I could open her door sometimes. Oh, I would have been way easier with the pregnancy thing. Yeah, so she was a weird girl. Though. You don't want to maybe dat him and see if it leads to love, a marriage and

then eventually babies. No, I'm not interested. And you know I've done my research, I've thought about this, and I just feel like this is the right thing to do. Like I have bought a lot of dates guys that I thought could be the one and they never were, and relationships are mutchy, and I'm ready for the mess of a baby. That's a mess of a relationship, and I just really need your guys help to help me facilitate it. Okay, So did you tell him on your first date? Did you tell him on your first date

that you wanted this from him? No? I didn't, Okay, because I was going to say, that's probably the reason he's not calling you back. Yeah, I mean that's that's kind of where I need your great help, because you know, I've watched him a couple of messages, I called him, I've checked him, I can tell him about this, and he's kind of ghosting me. And I'm now kind of at the point where I'm like, Okay, you are the one you know you're at um? Okay, can I ask you?

I mean, you want a baby. It sounds like you've done your due diligence in making sure that that's really where you want to be in your life. Why not go through a sperm bank and do like the doctor route. Well, I found doing all of that, but it is so expensive and I have a lot of money saved up for when the baby is actually here. I just feel like, why should I pay, you know, hundreds of thousands of dollars to try to get pregnant when I can do it for free. Yeah, and this way is a lot

more fun than the doctor route. Yeah, And like, I think he's getting a pretty good deal. He doesn't have to be involved. I don't need this help. I don't need a relationship, you know. Yeah, but there's no way. I mean, it's hard for me to believe that any guy is going to believe you when you say that. Yeah, I will drop some paperwork. My mom's a lawyer. I can have her draft up something that will just say he doesn't have to be involved, he doesn't want to,

you know. And and there you go. I feel like that's the best possible option, you know what I mean. She's getting off pretty much scotch free. He has a couple good nights until it's done. Deal and then you know, if she wants to be involved, you can. But I don't need to be you know, it could take you like a year or more to get pregnant, right, Yeah, but you know that's a list guy I'm willing to take. And plus you said that he's really hot, so I'm sure you don't have a problem. Like man, I hope

this takes like two years. Yeah, I mean, I really hope it doesn't take two years. But honestly, what guy does not like some friends with benefits? Yeah, and you know he's single, right yeah? Okay, okay, okay, Well we'll play a song, come back, call him and see if we can get a second date update for you so you can get pregnant. Every thought i'd say something like that. We'll do it right after the hold on brooking Jubil in the morning, se if you're just joining us for

today's second date update. Virginia is on the phone and Virginia wants to call a guy named Jordan, and who is Jordan's That's right, Jordan might be Virginia's baby daddy someday. Because she doesn't really want a second date in the traditional meaning of a second date. She wants Jordan to get her pregnant. We talked to her just a second ago. They met at a community outreach thing. They went and had some coffee, and according to her, he was everything

that she ever wanted in a man. But she doesn't want a relationship with him. She literally just wants him to get her pregnant. So we're about to call him find out why he's not calling her back, and then, Virginia, I think I'm gonna let you ask him that question. Okay, okay, all right, well I'm gonna dial his phone of it right now and get ready to blow his mind. Okay, let's do it. All right, Good luck to you, Virginia. Hello, hey's Jordan there speaking Jordan. How are you? Man? This

is Jebil from Brooke and Jewil in the Morning. To say it again, who are you? Jebil from the radio show Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I okay, let's say it's a radio program. You can hear it on the radio in the morning. Great. Cool'm glad we got that out of the way. Is there a reason that you're calling me? You went out on a date with a girl named Virginia a little while ago? All right?

Should I say you had coffee with a girl named Virginia? Yes? Okay, Well, Virginia you a lot okay, And so She emailed us because she wanted to see if we could get you on the phone since you aren't answering any of her phone calls or text messages. Um, it's a segment we do on our show called the second Date Update. That's exactly what it is. If somebody gets blown off, they unless our help to get you on the phone and find out why. So, is there a reason that you

don't want to go out with Virginia again? This is this is very confusing and very odd, and I don't know if I should be telling you guys anything, because I think this is personal. You haven't heard confusing or odd yet. Trust what do you mean by that? Don't worry about it. I know that this can be a very strange thing to do. But is there a reason that you're not calling Virginia back? She liked you a lot, like a lot a lot, truthfully. Yeah, She's really really

lovely and really nice and good. It's just not someone I felt like was a really perfect match, you know what I mean? And maybe it's me. I'm I am seeing you know a few other women right now and I'm not really looking for anything serious. Okay, Okay, you sound like a catch. The way she described you. I don't know about that, but I'm sure she's listen. I'm sure she's not gonna have a problem finding a guy.

Or she's really I mean, I say she's loved she really she's really pretty, and but it just was a chemistry issue. I don't know. I don't know what it was, but I think I'm weird like that, to be honest. But I mean I feel bad about it because I know she's called a few times and I haven't called her back. I will admit that. I just I think I'm just really picky, I mean, and unfortunately I frustrated. I think many women that way. Yeah, but it's like, I mean, you went on one coffee date. How can

you really tell? I mean, it's nothing against her, but I just felt this stronger connection with these other women that I'm seeing. So there's nothing to do with her really at the end of the day. So that and that's it. Huh, Yeah, is I don't know if they're just supposed to be something else. Not really, No, it's just we do these second date updates a lot, and usually somebody's weird on a date or something. It's just kind of boring. You're kind of boring me, Jordan's well,

I don't. I think I'm a nice guy, so I'm not gonna I don't. I'm not out to take advantage of people that way. A good Yeah, like what Jewel said, boring. I do feel bad about not calling her, but I don't see a future there. I'm just not interested in going further. Yeah, what if I told you that she doesn't seem much of a future either. What? Well, actually, you know what, I feel better letting her explain this part. Okay,

so you you will ever call me? Or no, she's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you, but she's she's on must she's on the phone right now, or she's on the Yeah, she's on the phone listening. We'd like to talk to you. Yeah, Hi, Hi, this is uh how are you I I'm a little confused. I'm sorry if I if I said anything that was hurtful to you. You know, I certainly don't want you to feel bad about you know, I don't feel bad at all. Like I agree with you, I don't see

a future for us either. Actually, Okay, I sorry, I was I guess I was presuming so what are you talking about that? Because I don't know why all these people called me? Can you? Yeah? So, I, you know, wanted to talk to you about something. I was just wondering, you know, if we could maybe get together. Um, I have, you know, a pretty important question to ask you. And yeah, I was just wondering if you'd be willing to do that.

I don't know, I I think that sounds a little bit like a date, right, and I thought both of us really uninterested in that. Okay, fine, you know what, so I have something to ask you, and it's kind of sound a little crazy and a little bit weird. Um, but I just want to get it out there. Um, I am wondering if you would get me pregnant. I'm

so share that. What would you say? Yeah, I mean this actually might work out perfectly because we don't have to see each other, we don't have to have our relationship. I just think you check all the boxes for what I want. And I just was wondering if you would get me pregnant. It's a pretty good joke. I um wow. Oh, I mean I think we skipped a couple of steps. No, I mean you don't have to be involved. I don't need any monetary support from you. Is this is serious?

Are you being serious? Or are you Is this some is just like some prank or something? Are you serious? No, I'm dead serious. This is not a prank. This is my real life here, something I really want and I just have. I gone out with so many different guys and you were amazing and perfect and I would be honored if you said yes. Okay, I can't. I can't believe you're actually saying this, Like you you just you really want me to sleep with you once and and

we're done. That's it. Well, enough time to get me pregnant. It could be a lot of times. Jordan, She's serious too. This is not a joke, man, this is so weird. Yeah, this is really weird. Um, I don't know this. I don't really know how to answer this. And this is a huge question. This is it's a big deal. Have you ever thought about having kids or being a sperm donor before? I've never thought about kids in any way at all. So this is really weird. Oh yeah, you

don't have to worry about it. I am the one that will be taking care of it. You don't even have to be in the picture. After it's just do what you do best, Do what you do best. That's a big vote of confidence for you, Jordan, Is that what you do best? I have no comment on that. Oh, I got it. There'd be so much pressure going into the bedroom before this. It's like a business deal, but with your clothes off. Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty sure I can.

I'm guaranteed to panic in. That's Jewish right now. We'll just for it like a normal date, and you know I have a guaranteed good time, will not be and will not like a business de'all. Yeah, Jordan, you can go on one more date. You'll know exactly how that thing's gonna end, no strings attached. Yeah, I don't remember. I would call that a date. To be honest with you, What if I offered you something? What if I offered you ten thousand dollars before I get pregnant and then

an additional five thousand dollars when I get practiced. WHOA what about that? Would you do it? Then? Um? No, I'll also have some legal papers crash it up, So you'll have fifteen thousand dollars and legal papers that are say you don't have anything to do with it. You don't need to be involved at all? How about that? Oh my god, I'm sorry, I can't. I cannot believe this is happening. Uh. Yeah, I really wish I had coffee. Hey, Jordan, would you like to go out on a second date

with Virginia. You can make fifteen thousand dollars and try to make a baby after and we'll pay for dinner too that way, so it sounds like a great night to me, Jordan, would you do it? Will you pay for college that's on Virginia so you can do that at child support for the rest of your life? And the therapy? H No, I meant for me. Yeah, I'm not paying for your therapy now, but I will pay for dinner so you guys can go out and discuss

your trends his action further. You know, I'm happy to I'm happy to hang out and see you and talk. I'm not going to say right now that yes I will get you pregnant, but I will certainly say yes to coffee. Can we just start there? Congratulations, Virginia, that sounds like you got a second date. That's awesome. We can definitely start there. Oh my gosh, I wish you could be in that coffee shop and hear what you guys were going to talk about. So awkward for anyone

sitting near you. You know, not that I think about it, I will probably need something a little stronger than coffee. Jew in the Morning, Okay, dude, dudes can stop texting in at seven eight five nine two All good or pregnant for free? Yeah, it's broken Jewel in the Morning talking about today's second date update. If you missed it, it was shocking. Virginia wanted to call this dude Jordan. Forget the particulars of the date and all that stuff. All she wants him to do is get her pregnant.

She said, she's willing to pay him, sign paperwork and everything. All she wants is just for his baby to be inside her wants. She wants to see. That's all she wants. That's all she wants. Somebody texted in at seven eight five nine too and said, no, I had a friend do this and it's a trap. She said, it's not

a trap. She just literally went out with this guy and she's been wanting to have a baby for a while and she went out and was like, this is the dude, this is the one that I want to be the father of my baby, even though I don't want it in the baby's life. She said he doesn't have to do anything with the baby, just basically get her pregnant and then leave, and she'd pay him for his time. I mean, it's it's a live sperm donor.

It's what it is without the clinic. Right. We did get another text from a mom that says she can borrow my three kids for the weekend. Let's see if she still wants to be a mom after that. Yea. So they actually agreed to go out again and just talk to have coffee and then talk about it and see if he's willing to do it. We will definitely try to keep you updated on it. She's pretty convincing. I have a good feeling that she's going to be

able to talk him into this. I think. So he said yes to talking over coffee, that's the gateway man to baby make it. I think if you would have said no outright and been like, no, I don't want to go out, I'm not interested, then it was definitely a no. But I think the fact that he even opened the door. But he is about to be a baby daddy and of course, still the text man, I told you guys, stop stop it. So many dudes texting in right now. Dude, I'll do it for Freeze to

pay me. I'll do it all night long. Actually I'll ever stopped. Yeah we get shout out to all the horny truckers. I love I love you guys. Thank you for listening and your texts always, always, always entertain me. Remember, if you want to do a second a update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back