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Second Date Update PODCAST: Puke & Rally

May 06, 201512 min
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When you feel sick at the club and you vomit in the bathroom... You have a TWO OPTIONS: 1) Just Give up and Go Home... or 2) Suck it up, get back out there, and be a MAN. Well... one of our listeners faced that decision during a date. Now he needs our help!
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Are you single and feeling out of the loop? Put away that mouse and get out of the house. Join in the Loop, Seattle's brand new activities club just for singles. Put in the Loop singles dot com today brooking Jules second d update. There are a lot of mistakes that you can make on a first date. You can talk about politics, it's always a risky thing. You can talk about your X. You can projectile vomit what that's a

big one. That's a big deal breaker usually on a date. Yeah. Well, Tim, who's on the phone today, who wants to do a second date update, had that problem on his date. He ended up throwing up during the date. I don't have all the particulars on that. That's just what his email said. Tim, How are you doing? How's it going? Guy? Pretty good? Probably better than you. Yeah. Probably, So your email said that you threw up on your date. Did you actually throw up on your date or during? No? No, no,

it wasn't like that. Okay, Well what happened? Well, we were actually alan at a bar, you know, and having some drinks, had some shots. Probably probably really shouldn't have hand those shots. But you sound, I mean, you sound like a nervous guy. Were you like taking shots to like calm your nerves. No, we were just out drinking, all right, So you just drank too much and had to throw up kind of kind of. Well, I was in the bathroom. I don't even really know if she

knew that I had thrown up. Okay, So why do you think that's an issue because your email said you think that's the reason she's not calling you back. Oh man, Well, I was just in the bathroom just sick for a two minutes, and I was just thinking to myself, dude, I got a rally just girls like hot. I gotta get after him. So I just went out and just we started dancing a bit. And I didn't have any gum or anything. So did you at least like rinse your mouth out with water or something. I tried. I tried,

but you know, not too effective. Usually, Yeah, it usually doesn't help. You need some gum or something. So are you worried that she smelled vomit on you? Obviously? Yeah, But you know, at the time, you're kind of feeling a little tipsy, so you're not really all with it, and you kind of feel like, okay, should I should have know it's hard to make decisions at that time. What was this girl's name? So did she say anything about noticing that you smelled? Well, she didn't say anything,

but we did kiss. I'm figuring this she you kissed her with puke mouth? Why it just kind of happened. You should have like gave her the cheek or something and then like on your way out grabs of gum. Yeah, that's just rude. I didn't want to do it, but she kind of wanted to make out. What if I supposed to do? If I were in your shoes, I would have done the same thing. Now, I guess you can tell about how long the kiss lasted. Did she keep kissing you or did she stop? Started off longer?

But yeah, then it kind of died off. Oh man, she sounds like she was honestly interested in you, Because I'm sorry, if someone's so drunk on the date that they're vomiting, like I would have been like peace out at that moment. And have you have you tried to contact her? Sense? I've tried contacting her a few times unless the voice message and that's a few texts. Okay,

have you heard anything from her at all? No? And did you say in the text, like, Hey, maybe I drank a little bit too much last night, let's do this again, Or well, I still really don't know if she knew then I had thrown up at that point. You know, she was drinking too, so I just puked in the bathroom. I just don't know if she knows that. All right, But that's the reason why you think she's not calling you back. You think that she kissed you and was like, oh gross's that's what I'm afraid of.

It might not even necessarily be puke that she She's just like, oh man, this guy has horrible breath and I don't ever want to kiss him again. Maybe the worst part of this is that she's going to realize that she just kissed puke mouth no matter what happens at the end of this sessions though, Yeah, you guys are gonna tell her, just find out if I'm gonna get a second date or not. Yeah, Okay, we won't tell her unless she doesn't bring it up, and then

I'm gonna have to tell her. No, man, that's not cool. All right. Either way, We're gonna play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update, all right, okay, all right, hang on brooking jubil in the morning. Second, if you're just joining us for today's second date update. Tim is on the phone. He threw up all over his date. No, he didn't. He didn't do that. He did throw up during his date though. Apparently he went

out with a girl. Her name is Kate. We're about to call her and get a second date update with her. But they went out to the bar. They were taking some shots. He felt like he was getting a little sick, so he ran to the bathroom, threw up, went back out on the dance floor with her. She went in for a kiss. He didn't know what else to do, so he kissed her. And he thinks the reason she's not calling him back is because his breath was terrible. That he's texted her a few times, tried to call her,

he's heard nothing. We're gonna give her a call right now and see if that is in fact the problem. Tim, you're ready to give Kate a call? Definitely? I hope I didn't mess this up. Yeah, all right, cool. You don't need to be sick or anything before we make the call. Do you like you need to go to the bathroom and then come back. You're gonna be good, all right. I'm gonna die the phone of her right now. Hello. Why can I speak to Kate? Please? Yes? Hey, Kate,

how are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm sorry what this is? Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning, the radio show. Okay, I'm calling you today because you recently went out on a date with someone who listens to our show. His name is Tim, and he emailed us asking if we could get you on the phone to find out why you're not calling him back. You're kidding me, No, I'm not.

Kim called your show and now you're calling me on his behalf correct because we think why we think Tim is a great guy, and we just don't understand why you don't want to go out with him again after your first date. You've got to be freaking kidding me. I'm not at all that great guy. I'm not really sure what do you want? I just want to know why you're not calling him back, that's all. Can you tell us that? Um? I don't know what you know, but I not him at this club situation. But first

I thought he was a nice guy. He was coming on pretty strong, drinking a lot. Gods, is it really that bad? Listen, Kate, we talked to Tim about your first date. He definitely does not have the same impression that you have. He said that you guys are just out dancing, having a good time, and that you even kissed him when you guys are hanging out, which they deeply regret. So what really happened if you want to know? And hopefully this is going to be tuned out to

the world here because he's so he's just disgusting. Um, when we were dancing, I don't know how stuck he was at the time. He seemed to be drinking a lot, and he's a terrible dancer, by the way, but he um did something inappropriated. I don't know if I can even see this on the radio if it's if. If it's too bad, we can always beat it out. He rubbed my hand and put it on his package, if you will, and he said, do you feel what you do to me? Girl? I kind of like pretended that

he didn't say that. I was like, Okay, he's badly You're I don't know, like what just happening happening in the moment, and then he started to repeat it, do you feel what you do to me? Girl? I'm fader and louder on the dance floor and I go in thereiss, I didn't even know what to do. People are looking at me and it's like louder than music. And obviously that move didn't turn you on. I'm not even going

to answer that. Just to clarify, the kiss was before this move, Yes, okay, I just want to make sure that I'm hoping you didn't kis him after he was doing that to you. So obviously I was completely disgusted out, violated, honestly, and you can see why I would never, in my wildest nightmare even one to talk to him again. That is unfortunate, Kate, because he's actually on the other line listening. What Yeah, Tim Casanova, you there. I'm telling you, I

was drinking a lot. I promise you, I promise you. I don't remember dance. That does not excuse if you're disgusting behavior. I cannot believe you drive me on the radio disgusting. Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I really don't remember any of that. Is that is that really what I said to you? Do you feel what you do to me girl, that pretty vividly. Oh my god, I apologize. I'm sorry. I'm embarrassed. This is Yeah, that was totally inappropriate.

Have you have you been the drunk PERV guy at the dance floor before, Tim, Like, be honest, I bet you've done that so many times. It was like rehearse the way you said it. I promise, I'm sorry. I've never done that before. Oh my god, I don't know how you could like come back from that. Like just even the guy on the dance floor that humps your leg is nasty. The guy who puts his hand on and says that line. Tim, I know you've been drunk before. Come on, Hey, Tim, I don't think you're to get

a second date out of this. I'm just gonna tell you right now. I'm gonna ask in a second, but Kate, I do have to let you know something else about your date. Okay, So he did that to you on the dance floor. That is very disturbing, right, But also before that happened and you guys kissed, he told us that he was in the bathroom throwing up and then came with the dancelour and that's when you guys kissed.

You I thought you were going to tell you Yeah, I changed my mind when I heard about everything else that you had done. I do have to ask you, Kate, would you like to go out with Tim again? We'll pay for a second date. Kate's going to talk to a guy at the club again. Tim, I'm sorry, no second date for you, man. Well, looks like it's back to the club for me again. Yeah, you do not want to stay out of the clubs. Hey are both you guys still there? Yeah? Okay? Cool. I just want

to know if you can hear what you do to me? Yeah, brooking chibble in the morning. See this on the radios if if it's too bad, we can always beap it out. He robbed my hand and put it on his package, if you will, and he said, do you feel what you do to me? Girl? That's a clip from the second date update that we just aired. Tim wanted to call Kate. Tim thought Kate wasn't calling him back because they were drinking while they were out hanging out. He got sick. He went to the bathroom, got sick, came

back on the dance floor, and they made out. He was assuming that maybe his breath was kind of nasty because he had vomit breath, but the real reason was because he grabbed her hand, put it on him and said, do you feel what you do to me? Girl? And I guess he did that a few times. Yeah, I wish I wish you would have just answered no, Actually I don't feel anything. Yeah, actually there's nothing there at all. Wait,

can you maybe a little bit closer at all? Somebody texts it in at seven eight five nine two and said, puke doesn't sound that bad now after hearing exactly what he did. Very disturbing. If you want a second day update, I'll have to do is email the show Brick and Jubil at Moveing nine two five dot com. We will call the person who didn't call you back.

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