Second Date Update PODCAST: Pooper Scooper

I definitely have an image in my head. So, Darren, out of the two of you, which one was holding the pickles? Ah, let's just say it was me? Oh my god, it really doesn't really this is this is a fun game. Laugh afterwards? Can I sign up for this group with the pickles? You guys? Really? You guys are welcomes to joy? All right? Are you like an old man or something? Darren who plays pickleball? Oh? Come out? How old do I sound? Do I sound that old? No?

You don't. Sixty eight sounds just right to me. Yeah. So, anyway, Darren, you met this girl while playing pickleball. What's her name? Andrea? Andrea? What do you like about Andrea? She's a very attractive girl. Um, I gotta say. The first thing I noticed about her where her eyebrows. I just find eyebrows very attractive in a woman. I think that is the first time I've ever heard that You're an eyebrow man. I am, I am?

You know, I like I like him real natural, you know, semi bushy and uh so did you use that as your opening line with her? No? No, no, We got to know each other as friends by playing pickleball. Okay, that's a great way to start something. I didn't know if she was gonna be into me or interested, so I took that chance. But how'd you do it? I after a game that we love off, I was like, wow, that was that was a tough loss. You know, we gave it all. But did I have your number at

a low point? That's smart. I thought it was a great opportunity. Did you guys get to go out? Then that was a plan, you know. Um. I went up to her place, I picked her up. She seemed kind of like a fluster. I asked her why, and she told me when she got home early that day, she was annoyed that there was just pooped everywhere in her neighborhood. Like you said, you say, there is poop everywhere in her neighborhood. Yeah, yeah, like dog poop, not not like

human poop. You know. Okay, what neighborhood are you living in? A real crappy Okay, I mean I can understand, like that is so annoying to me when people don't pick up after their dogs. So she takes the bus on her weight home and she walks after she gets off, and you know, she sees all of that stuff, and you know, she gets very annoyed, and I get it. I'm me too. Yeah, how did that affect your guys' date? Well, she seemed kind of fluster. So I was like, I'll

help you out. Let's clean this up. You know, it'd be like a nice activity. We can interact and get to know each other a little bit more as we as we picked up the poop. Okay, that's a noble move for a guy to do for a girl. You're like her, Prince Charman, you are a solutions guy though, Like was she thankful for that? Well? At first she thought I was kidding, but I was like, no, come on,

let's do it for real. Didn't believe it, so of course, come on, like sarsday, would you believe someone if they told you that? No, no, I can't believe you even offered. Really, so, is that what you guys did on your date? That was part of it. We did that and then we started talking and we ended up staining at her place. We were to pizza, we had a little bit of wine.

I hope you washed her hands, and you know, she started telling me about her excess and stuff like that, how she's you know, she hasn't had the best experience as week guys. And at some point she just came up and ask me, can I trust you? Oh? Well, that's an important question. I mean, I wouldn't trust a guy that offers to go around cleaning up dog poop on a first date. Either. It's a valid question, it is, I mean, and I totally yeah, you can totally trust me.

Here's my phone, here's my password, look through it. You know. Oh that seems intense ye. I mean, guys, I told you I'm really interested in this girl. I think she's very special, and you don't think that that's a red flag that she would want to look through your phone on a first date. She didn't ask, I offer, I get my phone in my pass for it an I'm a good guy. There's there's nothing too high in that phone. It totally came from a good place. She actually took

you up on it. She actually went through your phone. She did, she did. She went through my phone. She didn't find any red flags. Doesn't feel healthy to me. I understand offering, but the fact she actually did it. I mean, it's not like she looked through everything. She just took a quick glamp, you know. She was like, Oh, who's that? Who's that? Yeah? Who's mom? Who is this mom person? Yeah? She wasn't aggressive searching my phone, nothing

like that. Okay, okay, good. So did I mean you're over at her house, you're drinking, you're eating pizza, you're looking through each other's phones. Did anything else happen? I didn't get attempt to look through her phone. She just looked at mine. Oh okay, all right, she's been an offer. So I'm thinking I leave a faith over here. Yeah, and it doesn't seem like it panned out for you because she's not calling me back. Yeah, I'm cool ass at this point, I just don't understand why she won't

call me back. We had a great time. I mean, for Heaven's sakes, I cleaned pot for her. Yeah, I'm actually with you on this one. You were friends before you did a good deed, and you were super vulnerable. I can tell you I would definitely call you back if you cleaned up. Mike, We're gonna play a song. Come back and call Andrea for you right after this. Okay,

thank you guys. All right, hold on looking jubil in the morning, Darren, I don't know if this chick deserves you actually, honestly, if you're just tuning in for today's second date update, we're on the phone with Darren, who might be the most open, selfless, accommodating man in the history of dating. Well, he recently went out with a woman named Andrea, and for their first date, he cleaned

up all the dog poop in Andrea's neighborhood. Then he let her go through his entire cell phone, just to show her that he's a trustworthy guy with nothing to hide on the first day. Yeah, not to show that she has any back issues or anything. Yeah. The Brook doesn't even let her husband have a cell phone. It's incredible. Now, Darren, have you actually seen her at your pickleball groups since

your date happened? Seen her about three times that's the group. Then, you know, it's kind of like she doesn't pay attention to me. Oh, she doesn't want to talk to me. So I don't know. I'm cooeless at the moment. And you know, it's been a while since I've been out with someone like that. She's just so cool and oh those amazing eyebrows, and that's what it is. But I mean, I will say it is kind of weird because they were friends before, right, for her to be totally avoiding you.

I mean, it's one thing to just be like, hey, I'm not that attracted to you. It's just not going to work out. She could easily friend zone you without any problems. Yeah, no, she ghost to me. Yeah, she doesn't even seem like she wants you in the friend zone. But in his defense, it's not bad enough where she just stopped playing pickleball, right, it was super talking to him. Yeah that's worse. Yeah, worse that they're in the same

place and she won't even acknowledge him anymore. Yeah, it's it's war is the fact that I gotta see her and I'm just like invisible. Yeah, all right, Darren, Well, we're gonna get you some answers here. We're gonna call Andrea and get your second date update. Are you ready? Let's do it? Okay, here we go. Hello, how can I speak to Andrea? Please? Hire Hi Andrea. My name is Young Jeffrey. I work on the radio show Brook and Jewil in the morning. Who who Young Jeffrey or

who Brooke and Jewel both? Who are all of you? And we're doing a segment on our show right now called the Second Date Update, and you're going to be the star of it. It's where if you go out on a date with someone and they're not calling you back, we can give that person a call and try and figure out the reason why and why are you calling me? Well, because you recently went out with a guy named Darren and so he's asked us to reach out to you. Well, if you talk to Darren, you can tell him to

forget it. I'm never gonna go out with him because he's a liar. A liar, Oh my guys, I mean I would love to know the details on that because if he's a liar. He's definitely got us fooled too. He sounded like, stand up dude, who respected you? Respect that This is a man that went around your neighborhood cleaning up other people's dog poop for you. I can't think of a better guy than that. Well, it's obvious that he told you all the good things about himself,

but clearly he didn't tell you anything else. Yeah, I guess that's why we're calling you. What did we miss? So we made out, we fooled around, you know, Like we went back to my place and I asked him if he wanted to see other people, and he told me he wasn't interested in going out with anyone else right now, And he even showed me his phone and that he wasn't sexting other people. Yeah, he told us that he gave you his cell phone because he's a trustworthy guy and he wanted to show you that that's

what he made himself out to be. But I found out later that was not the case. Really, what'd you find out? So? Like three days later, I see him out at a bar with another girl and they're laughing and he's like rubbing her leg. Can wait, though, slow down. You guys have been on one date. So what he said he wasn't interested in anyone else, and clearly he was, but you weren't even calling him back. I mean, I listen, honey, I don't have time for dogs, No dogs allowed. We

fooled around and that was it right there. Okay, I guess. I mean that's a pretty hard stance, Yeah, just for seeing a guy out at a bar somewhere with someone else. I mean, he was obviously interested in her. They were laughing, and he said he wasn't interested in anyone else. Okay, he was lying. You know, I could see where you would think he was, you know, a liar. Well maybe we should ask Darren about this, But go for it, go ask him. I don't care, it's true, all right,

Well let's ask him right now, Darren? Why were you rubbing some other girl's leg? Laugh? What? He's not on the phone, you're talking to me? Well, actually he is on the phone, because he's been on the other line listening this entire time like a little dog. Yeah. Sorry, Andrea, Oh Andrew, that is a guilty high right there. I heard that. You did say Hi, you just happened to be at that bart randomly. Yeah, and I saw you there? Well, did you follow me there after? Pick a ball? No?

I didn't have to. What is you gonna have to? What does that mean? I can see your location on my phone? What is happening? But wait? Oh my god, Andrew, you can see Darren's location? Yes, I turned on share location to make sure that I could trust him. Oh are you serious? Come on? No? No, no, no, no, you didn't do that. I trusted you my phone and you turn on my GPS so you can see where I'm at. You were sitting right there? Are you listening to yourself? You know how crazy that sounds? No, what's

crazy is that you lied about being interested in anyone else? Wait? Crazy? You were blowing me off. You never answered my call, so I be sudden. You know what, maybe she's not interested let me go over. And you were following me like seriously, you knew I had trust issues and obviously I couldn't trust you either. No aloud, I cleaned up food for you, jesus. Oh my god, I honestly don't know whose side I'm on, because, like Andrea, it is really, really,

really crazy what you did. But also you felt like a you got them. I mean, I'm on I think I have to be on Darren's side here. It's a violation to go in and share their location without permission. You're stalking it. It's also a violation to tell someone that you're not seeing anybody else when you are. Everybody tells somebody that they're not seeing somebody else. That's just what you say when you're dating. I know, but you say that to you like a tinderhook up, not to

a friend who you went on a date with. It was the first thing. It's not that we were exclusive. I wanted to know this girl. I wanted to meet her. I wanted to see where she was like. But didn't you make her feel like you were exclusive? Did you not tell her I don't want to see anyone else. I'm committed to this. I didn't from her own. You said you won't seeing anyone else. That's why you gave me for me to trust you. Wasn't Yeah, Darren, it

was just drinks and leg rubbing. You're not playing pickleball with this girl, right If no one's business what I do or what I didn't do with her food, we're not I think since we're doing a second date, update. It is kind of our business. Come on, tell us did yeah, how far did you get with this girl? Guys? You guys are gonna laugh if I tell you this. What come on, tell us what you did? You a dog? I bet he cleaned up poop for her too, that dog, Darren?

Is that true? It wasn't even like that. She knew about the pickleball tournament. We had a match. She fell. I rubbed her leg, big deal. Oh, she had an injury on her leg and you guys were laughing over it while you rubbed it. Let's go have cocktails so you can rub my injury. Yeah, did she have a boo boo on her mouth? And you had to kiss it? Better? Sports? And you guys never play sports. And you heard each other like, hey, look look look at my bruise, look

at my scar. That kind of thing, Darren, Darren, you do you go in the wrong direction on this this one. I feel like, are you still hanging out with her? Because if you're not, then you're obviously interested in Andrea. All right, guys, fine, that's it. I'll tell you I had sex with her, but that was it. Okay, it's trying to help you. Man. The biggest thing there. It is. Okay, Andrea, see it's just a little bit of sex. Will you go out with you? Out with Darren? Now I've already

told you no dogs aloud. Absolutely no. Oh my god, is this Andrea. We've stopped doing the creepy like follow people on the cell phone thing like you obviously have really good instinct into who's a dog and who's not go with that one instead. Listen, honey, you need to shut up because it actually works. Oh all right, I've done all right, well, so sorry, Darren. No second date with Andrea for you. Yeah, listen, I don't need her. Man, I got plenty lighting up for me. Oh you do.

And you never found those in my cell phone? Huh you take that now, broken jupil in the morning.