Second Date Update PODCAST: Pizza Problems

I'm a dog walker. I walk eleven or qualk today. I don't mean to laugh at that. When you say a client, I think of like some huge business firm somewhere. Well, for me, they're a big client. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. I have a feeling if you lose like one client when you're a dog walker, that's a big hit to your business. It can, but they tend to come and go pretty frequently. You never know. Okay, So your email said that she was a client of yours and now

she's not talking to you. Yeah, So, so basically the story is she found me online and she lived pretty close to me. Just if you walked away, which is great, for me, and before I signed her on as a client, I go over there to meet the dog and meet her and exchange keys and everything. So that's how I met her, Okay, And you're like, you know what, before I walk your dog, you and I should get a little intimate and get to know each other first. You gotta get to know the owner before you can take

care of the dog. I try not to do that with every client, you know. Did you want to ask her out immediately? You know? I was attracted to her, but it's not really appropriate for me to be asking out clients, so that didn't even really cross my mind. I was just like, Oh, she's really nice, this is great, So how did you guys go out? Then? So I'd been walking her dog for maybe a week, you know, and just hadn't been that long, and because she looked so close to me, she was the last dog on

my route. So when I went to walk Penny, by the way, her dog, Penny is just like the cutest, best dog ever, my favorite. Seriously, what girl doesn't fall for a man who's good with dogs? Right? Yeah, it's good. It's it's a good quality to have. I tend to like the dogs better than the people. I can understand that people kind of suck. Dogs are always kind of cool. So anyway, that day, I go to walk Penny and when I put my key in the door and open up,

she's actually there in the kitchen and she was naked. No, sorry, it would be a very different story. Get am I getting ahead of the story. That's a different plot line from something else you've watched. Okay, so she was there when you open up the door. I'm sorry, yeah, no, no. So so she's home and I was like, oh my gosh, and she says she got off work early, and she was like, oh, I'm actually glad to see you, like I'm happy to see you, which was, you know, interesting. Yeah.

So we start chatting again, just like last time, and I walked the dog and come back and she's like, hey, do you wanna do you want to go out for a drink or something? Oh? Nice out, ma'am. Yeah. So I would never ask out a client, but apparently she had no problem asking out the dog walkers she just hired. Okay, dude, that's sweet. That's got to feel good. It did feel good. So so I'm getting really LUs dude. Yeah, I can

hear you blushing over the phone right now? So, um, we end up just kind of walking around the area a little bit. We find a little pizza place, so we stop in there and uh, we got some pizza and maybe half an hour and we got to check and she was like, Okay, well i'll see you later. Bye. That's it. Yeah, it's really only been like half an hour. So I was like, was this even a date? Did she just want to get some food and I happen to be here like I could really use somebody to

get pizza with. Oh the dog walkers here, Let's go get pizza. What do you think? So who paid I did? I mean, it was just a couple of places of pizza, so it wasn't you know. One thought I had was I had just finished my root of eleven dogs and then I've got their scent all over me. I basically smell like a giant dog park, all right, And you're thinking that she smelled you at dinner and was like, okay, yeah, I gotta go. I don't want to date this dude.

I don't know. Maybe that was enough to put her off. I really don't know. So I texted her later and I was like, hey, are you doing okay? Is everything okay? And she took a little while to respond, and when she did, she said, actually, I found someone else to walk my dog. Who wow, Wow, you got dumped twice. Yeah. No, I got ditched on the date and ditched on the dog. Man. You must have done something else if she even fired you from walking her dog. That's what I thought too,

So I said what happened? Did I do something wrong? And she said, nah, just not working out, that's it. Just nah, just not working out. And you don't remember saying anything like disparaging about her dog, or I would never How dare you? This is okay? I know this sounds bad, but like this is the biggest tragedy, losing that little dog. Yeah, you don't get to walk a little pinion anymore. I know. It actually kind of chokes me up. Well, maybe you should just cruise by your

house and check on the dog. That could be okay. I mean I do still have the key, maybe I can check in creep. Well, I've got a better idea instead of just showing up at her house and using the key to get inside, let's just do a second date update then. Okay, Yeah, that's a great idea. Okay, cool, there's a second date update doesn't work, then we'll go to the next level. All right, all right, we'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second

day up date. All right, all right, thank you guys so much on looking jubil in the morning. You know, a lot of people think that not calling somebody back for a second date is a victimless crime. But it's not. Because Joh, she's on the phone with us, and today he wants to call a girl who blew him off for a date. Here was her dog walker, And now not only does he not have a date, but he also doesn't have a dog to walk. And the real victim here, the real victim is Penny the dog. Hey, Josh,

you're on the phone. Hey, yeah, I'm here. What come? Dog is Penny. She's a French bulldog, Penny the Frenchy sitting home alone, wondering when somebody's gonna come take her for a walk. But now nobody's showing up. Nobody's ever showing up. You get to take Penny for a walk. You're gonna make him cry all because Josh ruined a date and now a dog has to go walk less. Well,

I don't think she's actually going walkless. What happened was Callie, the girl that we're about to call for a second date update, went out on a date with Josh day, went out and got some pizza. She kind of ended the day early. After the date, he texted her and asked the everything was okay, and she said, actually, I think I'm going to find a different dog walker. So I think Penny will be okay, but Josh might not be. We're about to find out. It is strange since she's

the one that asked you out. Do you think you've screwed up on the date or do you think you screwed up walking her dog? I think there must have been something strange on the date because she was ready to go out and then at the end she was done. Yeah, you said, she finished the date pretty quickly, and she was kind of different to you after. So absolutely yeah. Unless maybe her dog texted her while you guys were out and told her about something you did while you

were walking her. Yeah, well then I want to know what went wrong with the dog. I didn't I didn't do anything. Fred's are very advanced. I could see that. All right, I'm gonna dot her number right now. Okay, okay, I'm ready. All right, here we go. Hello, Hi is Callie there? This is she? Hey, Callie, how are you? My name is Jebil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning, and I'm I'm good. Have you ever heard of the show before the show? Yeah, Brooke and Jewel in the Morning.

It's a radio show. Sorry, I haven't. What's it's about. Well, it's about a guy that you went on a date with. I'm sorry. What I'll explain. We do a segment on our show called the second Date Update. So you recently went out with a dude named Josh. Okay, this is weird. Yeah, and Josh listens to our show, so he emailed us asking if we could call you to find out if he did something wrong when you guys went out for pizza. Huh, okay, Well I just don't think it's gonna work out. Yeah.

He told us that he's kind of concerned because he doesn't know if he did something so bad that you wouldn't even allow him around your dog. I mean, I just realized he's not the kind of guy I want to be around, and really not the kind of guy I want Penny to be around a Penny is my dog? What's really? He seemed like super caring about your dogs, so much so that I think he was almost more upset about not getting to see Penny than not going out on another date. I don't, I mean, it wasn't

he didn't do anything wrong. It's just kind of my thing, and I just realized he wasn't a good match. Okay, what is it? I mean, I'm really confused. You know, like different personality studies that like scientists do about like how to tell different traits about people. Yeah, I've had a lot of those done on me by psychologists. I'm familiar with those things. You're the only one that skips therapist to go straight to psychology. Yeah, no joke. I mean I'm just a big believer in that. I think

that most of those things are really true. Okay, So did you make him take some kind of psychological tests or evaluation or something. No, I just I just have a little thing that I do to get to know people a little bit better. Oh what is it I

want to know? Well, there's this one study and it's literally like ninety nine point nine percent correct all the time I read about it, And then I've been like paying attention to my life and this is like always true, okay, And it's that you can tell about somebody's personality based on the pizza toppings that they order. And where did you see this study? I read about it in Newsweek first, okay, and then I looked it up, and it's like the

study was really well done. But in my life, like I mean, I've been doing this for a couple of years now, paying attention to what people order on their pizza. And it's true, like exactly what they say, like my friend, my ex boyfriends, like it's all true, like what they say matches up with what people like on their pizza. Yeah, but it's like, I mean, it's kind of like astrological signs, like those definitions are always so vague that they could

probably work for anybody. These have been really specific, and at first I would try to ignore it, like you know, try to go out with guys who their pizza toppings told me the wrong things about their personality, and it was a mistake, Like it works out better when I just follow the guy's lines. So what did he order on his pizza that made you ditch him after only a half an hour? He got the works, which is just a total red flag right off the back. Yeah,

tell me about it. Come on, you mean like he got like green peppers and lots of meat and onions and some ops. He wasn't specific. He just ordered the works, you know. And that's so What that means is that somebody is indecisive and lazy if they can't even choose what toppings they want, they just order the one with everything. Okay, this has a like head of lots of flavor. I told you this is my thing. It really works for me, and that's how I judged him. If he ordered the works,

he's probably never going to make anything of himself. Does he seem like a lazy no good dude? No? But I mean he is a professional dog walker and has been doing that for a while now. Doesn't strike me as like the most ambitious person. Come on, wait a second, I have to say something here, Kelly. That's Josh. He's actually on the other line and wants to talk to you. What. Yeah, he's been listening this whole time. Yeah. I just really don't appreciate being called lazy and being judged on my

pizza toppings. Are you serious? Look, this is my thing. I'm sorry. You know, you seem really nice. But you know, maybe if you were a Pepperoni guy or something, it would work. That's a good choice. That's a Pepperoni guy. Pepperoni guys are givers. They're romantic. Interesting. Yeah, everyone likes pepperoni. Everyone gets pepperoni. That is the most cliche stereotypical thing I've ever heard. That's romantic. Not everybody gets it. You

didn't get it. I ordered the works. There's pepperoni in that, along with one hundred other things that are all amazing. No, it's not the thing. It's not like if you order the meat lovers like those are the bad boys. You know, it's all the different ones. They're very specific. Kelly, What do you do if people like different things on different days? Like what if Josh orders Hawaiian the next time you hang out with them, but he should have ordered Hawaiian.

I mean, Pineapple guys are They're great, They're up for anything. Really, this is unbelievable. Yes, I mean, I'm sorry you had to hear it this way, but I really think this is true and it does reflect accurately. I mean, you're a dogwalker. It doesn't seem like you're trying to do anything else with your life. For your information, if you'd bothered to ask anything about me on the date, you would have known that I'm studying to be a VET. Oh,

this is the thing. The works. Guys. They're big talkers. They like to make big plans, but they really they have no follows that Josh, based on your pizza choice, you're not going to accomplish your goal of being a VET. I'm sorry you're telling you guys, it's really accurate. Key, I feel like you're really going to miss out on some good people like Josh who like the works because you're saying, get this weird study that you read that

sounds like it came from Cosmo magazine. You know, I've dated so many guys in my life, and this works better than anything else, Like it worked better than my own instinct. Callie, Would you like to give it another shot and see if maybe he'll order a different kind of pizza or if you have another food test that we don't know about, you could take him to that restaurant. Would you go on a second date with Josh? We will pay for it. I really don't think it's going

to work out, and for him. Really, I'm just kind of worried about his future. Wow, worried about his future? You know what, Callie, this is really unfair. And I understand if you think I'm not a good enough person to date, but could you at least give your dog the benefit of having me as her walker? I think we really had something. You still want to walk her dog even after she said all that to you. I'm perfectly fine having a professional relationship, and I care more

about the dog at this point. I think he's dedicated and going places. Car I mean, wouldn't that be weird? Like we went on a date and now you know what I think of you. Then you still want to walk my dog? Well? Yeah, if you think I'm a guy who just has no ambition is going nowhere, you'll know you have a secure dog walker for a long time. What do you think, Callie? How about this no date but you let him still walk your dog Penny? Well, he was really great with Penny and the replacement guy

I got. I'm not even gonna ask him out for pizza and so well, I don't even want to get to know him that well, And you guys really don't have to see each other, right, when you walk the dog. No, you can just joll up and walk the dog. Josh. You still have my key, right, yeah, I do, and I'll take really good care of Penny. A fine, we don't have to talk, but you can definitely walk my dog. You're really good at it all right. Well, no the second date for you, Josh. But you got your job

back as a dog walker. That's what matters. Broken jewil in the morning. The text in at seven eight five nine two about today's second date update. It says that guy dodged a bullet. I don't think so. I think that he's lazy and unmotivated and he's not going to do anything with his life. Talk about that in just a second, but real quick, I just wonder if you guys have heard anything about my friends at Advocates Law. Who are they? Advocates Law dot Com two h six

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because of his pizza choice. Believe it or not, that's the deal breaker. She said that she read some sort of survey or study on people's pizza choices. She made it sound very efficient, very efficient. I'm assuming it is like on BuzzFeed or something. Probably anyway, because he ordered a works pizza, she was like, not the kind of guy I want to date at all. Yeah, she said,

he's like lazy and unmotivated and can't make decisions. She even went as far as to say that he wouldn't make it in his career that he wanted to have because of his pizza choice, So she didn't want to date a lazy loser that would order a works pizza. He someone just texted and just thought back on all my relationships and everything she said about pizza was holding true. Okay, maybe it is more true. She said that she does

this with all of her dates. She takes them out out to pizza on a first date and then sees what they order and bases her decision on going out with him again based on what they order. If ordered the peer Pepperoni pizza, I guess he would have been okay great, and she really liked pineapple. Dudes, I'm married a Pepperoni guy. I'll tell you. Not very romantic, but an excellent choice in a partner. Okay, so text in at seven, eight, five nine two. What pizza choice? Won't

you date? Let us know me if Veggie. If she orders Veggie, sorry I'm out. Someone else texted I bet she orders playing pizza. That is the insult. I guess. If you want a second date, up date, remember all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person that didn't call you back.