Second Date Update PODCAST: Pirates Booty

ever had. You know, it doesn't happen often, but every once in a while, pirates will come in and just ruin a date. Those guys are jerks. They're always doing things like that. His name is Paul, not the pirate, the guy that's day. No, it wasn't some pirate name Paul that showed up and his emails said that pirates came up and he thinks that's what ruined his date. Paul, what's up? Hey? How are you? Is this like something like figure of speech? We don't understand. Um, it's right

in between, right in between. Okay, So before we find out how pirates ruined your date, who's the girl that you went out with what's her name, Vicky? Vicky? And where did you meet Vicky on the high season? No? I met her on this new app, Bumble. Have you get heard of it? Yeah, that's not new. It's been around for a little bit. It's kind of like the thing right now though, really Yeah? Yeah, oh well I thought it was like the cool new thing. It is cool. I mean I think it is. It kind of, but

it's been around for a while. It's the one where the ladies choose the dudes. Okay, yeah, so you guys have heard of it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, right, so your friends told you to try Bumble and that's where you met her. Yeah, so we matched on Bumble, chatted a little bit and thought I would take her out for some drink since she said he get Now, was this your first ever like online dating experience. No, I've tried

tender before one on a couple unsuccessful dates. And I tried Craig Bliss one time, and that definitely was I don't know why you thought that would work. That's where you could probably find a real life pirate, the pirates. What does that mean? You said? Do you think your date was ruined by pirates? O? Game. So here's the thing. I took her out to get some drinks, and I know that for me, it takes about two to three drinks to really boosten up and get good at conversation. Okay,

So first drinks things were still kind of stiff. Second drink, things already to get better. And then by the third drink, I think I may have gone too far. Why because for some reason pirates came up and conversation, or they sensored up to your table in conversation, okay, okay, And I thought it would be funny to talk in a pirate voice like our Maki the Seven Seas be, you know, stuff like that. Well, it's hard, okay, Paul the your fence,

it's hard not to do that. When anyone brings up pirates, we all want to say something about booty and walk in the plank and the whole day. It's true. Why do you think that ruined your date? Well, it was fine at first, but I got stuck in the pirate voice or not exaggerating five to ten straight minutes a condition where you literally just got stuck and couldn't get out of it. Yeah, it really felt like a medical condition.

Could you tell that she was like, okay, joke over at a certain point, or did you just keep going and you weren't aware of that? I definitely just kept going. And at this point she was barely even responding. I mean, I'm sure she was just trying to think of ways to escape the situation. God, you needn't help escaping the pirate voice. More like it. You should have slipped her a note that said help me. I've been captured. If I could have, I would have. But that was that

was the problem. Was I just kept going. Yeah, So how quickly did your date end after you got a case of the pirates. Well, eventually I was able to get back to my normal voice. I drug the whole pirate thing, and since really apologized for going on for too long. She you know, accepted my apology and we moved on and had a pretty good conversation after that. She didn't bolt right after the pirates, didn't bolt, maybe just out of courtesy, so it wouldn't be very obvious.

So how did everything end with her? Then? So? I things were wrapping up and she said she needed to get out of year, and she said that her friend was coming to pick her up. So I waited, and I didn't want to, you know, try to kiss her in front of her friend and after everything. So that's not a pirate move. Im pirateate have grabbed her right in front of her friend and made out with her. Well, the thing is, I'm not actually a pirate. If I was,

I probably would have definately gotten a second date. It all makes more sense now that he established that, and you've heard nothing back from her at all. No, okay, well we'll play a song. Come back, call her and get your second date update. If you ask for your second date update in a pirate voice, Oh gosh, is here Paul? Give me a second date? All right? Well, perfect, we'll do it right after this fucking Jubilan morning. I told myself I wouldn't do it, but fortunately I can't

help it. Welcome back to your second date update where pirate Paul is on the phone. Will he be getting a date or walking the plank? All right, got it out of my system. You know that everyone in the car right now just do the same argument. I know, it's so hard not to. Right in the middle of a second date update and Paul is on the phone. The reason for the pirate theme is because Paul thinks that his pirate impersonation killed his chances at a second date.

He went out with a girl named Vicky who he met on Bumble. They were hanging out and then they got on the subject of pirates, and then he started talking like a pirate and then, to use his words, got stuck in pirate mode and couldn't stop and went on for like ten minutes. And he feels like that joke just went way too far and she might think he's kind of a weirdo. You're ready to go, Paul, ready to call her? Yeah? Absolutely, let's go. And you're sure you can stay away from pirate Paul, Right, I'm

trying to stay out of the pirate voice. Okay, okay, Yeah, Well if I enter a pirate mode, who knows what will happen. Yeah, You're not in control at that point. All right. I'm gonna dial her phone number right now and see if we can figure out why she's not calling you back. Okay, okay, okay, Hello, can I speak to Vicky please? This is Vicky. Hey, Vicky, how are you. This is Jewil from brook and Jewil in the morning. Um, Hi, Hi, why are you calling me? I just want to ask

you a couple of questions about some stuff. Hey, Vicky, how did you get my number? Oh? You know from someone? Okay, what is going on? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. I know it's a radio show. But why are you calling me? You recently went out with a dude who liked you a lot, and now you're not calling it back. So he sent us an email asking if we could get you on the phone to figure out what happened. His

name's Paul. Oh okay, Oh you remember Paul. I remember Paul. Yeah, he told us. He told us about your day and how he kept talking in pirate He thinks that might have turned you off. Yeah, it was really weird. He was really normal at first, and then like I don't even remember how we got into the conversation about pirates, but we started talking about pirates, and then he wouldn't stop talking in a pirate voice, and it went on

for what seems like forever. Yeah, he didn't tell us that, and he knows that he kind of screwed up by doing that. Yeah. I mean, he kept making these jokes. He kept saying like something something poop deck like he just kept saying pop. I don't know. I guess he thought it was funny, but it was just really weird, Like it reached the point where it wasn't funny, and then he kept going for a really long time after that. So you, I mean after Pirate Voice, you weren't attracted

to him anymore. I mean it was cute at first, and then it just got really weird. And then he started talking to me about other dates he was going to go on later in the week, Like like he switched up to like we were friends or something. Hold on, rewind us a little bit. You said he was talking

about dates he was going on later in the week. Yeah, so like we matched on Bumble and he was talking about other people that he matched with, and then was just like casually bringing up like, oh yeah, on Wednesday, I'm gonna go out with this person, Like should I bring her flowers? Like what would you suggest that I do? That is I mean, was it a weird attempt to bond with you over both doing the dating app. I'm just trying to figure out why someone would ever bring

that up. Yeah, I don't know. I mean it was really weird and like I didn't really know him. So it's not like I was getting like crazy jealous or something because this was our first date. But that just seems like such a weird, kind of really rude thing to do if you're on a date with stuff, right, Yeah, that should usually be common sense. But we're talking, you're also going to go and talk like a pirate for ten minutes. You might not understand that's not exactly what

you do on a date. A good point. That's so weird though. I mean, if someone did that to me, I would read it as they weren't interested in me and that they were trying to friend zone me, right, which had he not done the pirate voice, maybe I would have immediately gone to that assumption. But I think I just felt like he didn't understand how dates are supposed to go. I think you are at how did you react, by the way, when he was telling you

about these other girls? So I told him my opinion on whatever he brought up, like, yeah, sure, I'm sure she'd like it if you've brought her daisies. I don't know you gave him solidating device, Yeah I guess sure. Yeah. I mean now I'm like I probably should have just told him off. Well, you know you can tell him off because he's on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. He's what, he's listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you. Hey, Vicky, Oh

my god? What what is wrong with you? Why would you do this? I just wanted to see what's up and thought that just be a funny way to get your attention. Funny way. Did you think that talking about other girls on our date was gonna get my attention? Oh? We've only been on one date, so I wanted it a problem if I had brought up other girls? What? No home, no matter, what doesn't matter how long you're still going on a date with somebody, you don't bring

up other dates. Usually, I don't know. It kind of sounds like she's a little bit jealous. Why are your dude, it's all like weird exclusive or anything. I'm allowed to see other people and teach you be okay with that? Yeah, Paul, that's fine. That's what dating is. But I feel like it's kind of an unsaid rule that you don't ask that other people you're dating about advice for other dates. Right, She's a question you don't need to be like scared of a question. I'm not scared of a question. I

don't freak your care. If you're dating other people, that's fine, But I don't want to give you advice about it like that just makes me feel like I'm completely not important. I don't know you know your tone and everything. You sound a little bit jealous, Paul. I'm not jealous. I just think it's breaking insane that you would bring up other girls roles while you're on a date with me, Like, why are you asking me for dating advice? Don't you

have friends to help you with that? Like? What who would be a better person to ask for dating advice than the person that I'm currently on a date with? In a weird way, Paul, that's a good point, But no, you're not supposed to do that. No, you're not supposed to do that. Why else would you care? Oh my god, I don't care, Paul. I just don't want to go on any more dates with you, because this is not how I want to date somebody. I don't want to

give you advice on other people. Well, maybe if you continue dating me, you'd be the only person I went on dates with, and that'd be pretty cool. Really, out of all the girls, I like you the best. Oh. I am so flattered. Thank you, it's so really special. You're welcome. Oh my god. Honestly, Paul, just go have fun with the billion other dates you have this week. I really don't care, not a billion three. Hey, Vicky, would you like to be date number four this week

and go out with Paul one more time? We'll pay for it. No, one thousand percent. No, I don't want to date with myself. Yes, it's really shocking. Come on, Vicky, we had so much fun, maybe the first three minutes, and not even to mention the freaking talking like a pirate for ten minutes, like you were. I couldn't help myself. He was stuck in pirate, Vicky, come on, one more date? No? Are you sure you will go out with me? Yes? No, Paul, I'm not gonna go out with you. Maybe to be

weird in the morning. Text in at seven eight, five nine two, it says it sounds like the guy in today's second date update has never been out with anybody in his life, And yeah, it did kind of sound like that. If you missed today's second date update, this dude named Paul wanted to call Vicky. He wasn't sure why he wasn't getting a call back. He thought maybe it was because he slipped into pirate and couldn't get

out of it. Apparently during their first date he wouldn't stop talking like a pirate and joking around like a pirate the whole time, and we're like, dude, why didn't you just drop it after the first couple times, Like, I couldn't get out of it. I was stuck in pirate. I've never been stuck in pirate before, but he was. And when we got her on the phone and found out the reason it's one is because of the pirate,

for sure, that was weird to her. But then also he kept talking about all these other dates that he was going on, clearly trying to be like, you know, I got a lot of options, and that's not very impressive to go out on a date with somebody and then talk about all the other dates you have lined up.

Wanted advice from her, Yeah, but it is kind of sad that he can get lots of date options and there's people, normal people who can't even find one is going on in this world, say he's out on the day, being like, oh, I got this hot date line up for Thursday. She says that she likes to hike and stuff. Should I go hiking? What do you think I should do with her? Just asking advice? Text in at seven eight five nights, he says, I just hated the guy because he had the worst pirate voice ever it did.

I agree. It wasn't convincing or good at all. That's fun. That's a fun part about accents and doing impressions. Yeah, you say that because you're not good at those. You don't have to be good to do an impression. Yeah, you can. Just it's fun. So they decided to not go out again. But I'm guessing for Paul it's okay because apparently he's got options just lined up. He's got he's got dates for days. That's what it sounds like

to me. I honestly think though, that he was making up these other dates like some guys try to impress girls and do something like that. I don't think he has a bunch of dates. No. I think that that's what internet dating has done to everybody. It's made people have options that probably shouldn't always have that many options. Really, all you have to do is have no k picture and some interests, and you can find dates online, so

he probably did have a lot of dates up. He's probably also not going to be getting a lot of calls back from those dates. They're all first dates. I mean, let's be honest, we're not like talking. He's got a lot of relationships on the line right now. I'm assuming Paul will be back for more second date updates. Actually it's only going to be Paul now in second day updates. It's like another one didn't call me back. I don't know why. Yeah,