Second Date Update PODCAST: Pillow Talk About Mom

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you will win one thousand dollars. Now it's time for your second date Update two point five Rooking Jebels Second date update. The guy on the phone for a second date update today doesn't even necessarily need a second date out of this whole thing. He just needs to talk to the girl because Johnny, which is the name of the guy on the phone for a second date update today ruined everything, not just with the girl he wants to call today, but like his entire friend group. Johnny,

how are you well. I'm okay. I'm just hoping I didn't actually ruin everything. Oh, you ruined everything? Trust me. I read your email. You ruined everything your words? Yes, those were my words, Johnny, I read your email. Thank you very much for agreeing to do the second date update today. Why don't you tell everybody what your issue is? Okay,

So me and Marissa, let's calling about. We've been friends for like five years, being like a kind of the same friend group, and you know, it's like we're really friends. Like we've never really like had a crush on each other or anything that you know, we'd like playful flirt, you know, like what other friends are around, but it's never like, you know, there's nothing to it. There's never any like, you know, Okay, we're friends that your friends Johnny,

or we were at leaks you'll see. So you know, the funny thing is like during all this time, one of us was usually like in a relationship at the time with somebody else. That was all part of it. And so a little while back, we're just hanging out with other friends and we're both single at this time, and I guess over the course of the night there is like some kind of romance in the air, like

some kind of tension going on. I don't know how many times does this happened to me, Johnny, where I've gotten drunk around some of my single friends and then we end up hooking up and it just ruins everything. I don't have any single girl friends, by the way. It's always too but it always works out fine for me after everything. And I'm guessing that's not what happened, though.

That is not what happened, you know. I mean, it's honestly one of my buddies who kind of it's kind of his fault, like he's the one who's like, hey, you know, there's some weird going on with the two of you. And I was like, no, you know, like I was, I didn't really think so, but I guess, okay, there was a little something going on. So, you know, we're just drinking whatever. Next thing, you know, it's one

thirty in the morning and we are making out. I mean like it's for like for real, like there's no, we're just going at it. Were you excited about that in the moment? Yeah? How much had you guys had to drink at this point? Were you guys pretty drunk? Well? Yeah, I don't know how much she drank, but I was still pretty good. I like, that's the way to comfort yourself, Like,

oh no, she was probably sober. So, you know, one thing leads to another and we go back to her place in a cat and uh, yeah, you know, it's a radio show. I don't want to get into too much, but things happened. Yeah had you had you ever imagined this happening with her before? You know, not really, but um, the reality of what actually happened is, uh, it's much better than anything I could have imagined anyway. So I was really surprised. It's just how well it went. Like

it was. It was good, sounds like it went great. She won't even talk to you now, So that's how I always know it's a successful night. That's why I need your help, because I mean, it was a good night. But the next morning was really awkward. Yeah, you know, I've had my share of awkward mornings. But I was just like, hey, do you want to go to brunch, she's like no. I was like, do you want to talk about it? She's like no, when it's got worse and worse, and finally she's like, could you please leave?

So I did. There's no good bye kiss then, right, No goodbye kick would have been more in the mood of things. So what's happened since then? How many times have you tried to get a hold of her? Like, in last week and a half, I've tried, I think like four times. Yeah, it's clearly bad, and I'm talking to my friends like, no one's telling me anything. Has she responded to you at all? Not at all? Now? Okay, so your friend text bubbles that pop up someone sending

a text, Like I don't even get those. You just stand there looking at it, waiting to see if she's typing on I message. You know, Like, I've told you a lot already, so I'll just keep being honest. Yeah, I'm just like, what's what's going on? Do you feel like people are mad at you in your friend group? You know, I don't know if they think I did something or said something. Honestly, they're kind of acting clueless as well. Yeah, I just don't know anything. And so

that's why I'm calling you. Guys. Well, I guarantee if you did something weird, they all know about it. I guarantee that woman, if they know something, it's kind of rule of them not to tell me anything. Like I just want to talk to her to know what's going on. And yeah, I just want to know what's going on. All right, Well, we'll play a song, come back and get your second date update right after this. Okay, all right,

thank you so much. You're welcome. Hold on rooking Tubile in the morning update, Johnny is on the phone with us to do a second date update today. And Johnny is a very bad friend. I mean very bad. He's a naughty friend. He's a friend that needs a little spank. He doesn't heat Johnny, Well, I may have already gotten one. But about being bad, The reason that I say that is because the problem that Johnny's having is he was hanging out with a group of friends and he ended

up making out with one of his girlfriends. They even went back to her place and hooked up after a drunken night of partying, and he woke up the next morning he was like, Hey, I want to go get a brunch. She's like, nope, I don't. He's like, is

everything okay? And she was like, yeah, everything's fine. I also leave my place to get out, and I never want to talk to you about He hasn't talked to his friend since this happened, so he wants to do a second a update to try to get her on the phone and find out what went wrong and hopefully maybe salvage their friendship. Her name is Marissa. Are you about ready to give her a call? Johnny? As ready as I'll ever be. I mean, I've heard about these

things before. Sometimes friendships don't come back from this kind of stuff, and I just I just really want to talk to her. So. Yeah, you also said that your friends aren't really talking to you about this whole thing too. Maybe all of your other friends have stopped talking to you because they're scared you're gonna sleep with them as well. Thought about that, Johnny, You know that thought hasn't crossed

my mind. All right, Johnny, I'm gonna die the phone of her right now, get her on the phone and find out why she's not talking to you anymore. Okay, all right, thanks, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Marissa? Please? This is Marissa. How are you? This is Jewbil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm sorry, this is who Jebil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. The radio show a radio show. Okay,

how are you doing today? I'm okay? Isn't The reason I'm calling you is because we recently got an email from one of our listeners asking if I could get a hold of you. His name is Johnny, and I think you know him very well. Actually, yes, I do. You do, don't you? That's right? Well, the reason I'm calling you is we do a segment on our show called the Second Date Update. Johnny emailed us about you.

He told us all about your night together and that you guys have been friends for a while and you kind of made some judgment errors the other night and wait, are you serious? Though? He called a radio station and told them about what happened. He did. He told us that you guys were hanging out at a bar and then, you know, towards the end of the night, ended up making out and then went back to your place. He

didn't go into any detail on that. If you'd like to give us some detail, I'd be more than willing to hear it, But yeah, he just told us that you guys spent the evening together and then when you woke up in the morning. Wait, he told you that he spent the night at my house. He did, he did. He didn't go into any more detail than that. Everything else I've made up in my head and it was fantastic,

But he didn't tell us anything more. He just said he stayed the night over there, and when you guys woke up in the morning, he had asked if you wanted to go get brunch or something. You said no, and then you kind of asked him to leave. I cannot believe that he called a radio station and told you guys that he spent the night at my house. I mean, what an aole like. I hope that my friends aren't listening to this or they don't know. I mean, some of them do, but it's not like I want

this information broadcast literally over the radio. He didn't give us any information about what happened at your place. Okay, if that's what you're worried about. But he is wondering why you won't talk to him now. I mean, is it just too weird? It is weird, but I mean I don't know if it's kind of embarrassing, you know, if it's embarrassing for him, then why not tell us since he's the one that wants to hear it anyway? Okay, I guess. I mean he's gonna I mean, I think

he's gonna flip out if he hears this. Yeah, he already put your business out on the radio. Why not put it is out there then? Sort of revenge? Yeah, I mean we're not friends anymore. So what who is that bad? Yeah? It was bad? It was that bad. What was so bad? Just what you guys did, like the quality of it? As I said, he didn't tell you anything about it. He didn't. I'm just making that up. I just really want to know exactly what happened. But no, he didn't give us any details. You just said it

was bad. So I assumed you were talking about, you know, the quality of what happened. No, I'm talking about what happened afterwards. Okay, what happened. So after we were together, we're just lying there, you know, talking or whatever, and he said something it's bad. I don't want to say, saying you have to tell us now. You can't just sell it like that. And then end it. Okay, okay.

So he he leaned over to me and he's like, that was amazing, and he's like, you know, I've always had a thing for your mom, so now I know what it would be like to be with her. Are you serious? I am totally serious. What did you do when he said that? I was so shocked. I mean, I just I think I went to the bathroom maybe I don't remember, and then kick him out. I mean, listen, I have a hot mom, and I know what it's like to have guys like talk about your hot mom.

I cannot imagine what that would be like in that moment. I mean I would have kicked him out, but I came back from the bathroom and he was already passed out, and so I had to wait until the morning. I mean, it was terrible. Oh my god, you had no idea he was fantasizing about your mom this whole time. I know,

it's so weird. It's totally disgusting. I mean I would have been freaked out anyway, even if we were just still friends and he had told me that, But to tell me that after, you know, yeah, all right, I guess I understand why you don't want to talk to him again then exactly. I mean, I don't want to talk to him, like I'm totally freaked out. Yeah, it's a little unfortunate that you don't want to talk to him again because he's actually on the other line listening

and wants to talk to you. What. Yeah, hey, Johnny, your mother love? How you doing? I don't know what to say. Oh my god, do you remember saying that, Johnny? I do not remember saying that. How can you not remember saying that? I guess there's a lot I don't remember from that night. And that was one thing. Well, you remembered enough to call a radio station and tell them all about it. But that was that was like whiskey number five talking right there. That was not I

cannot believe I said that. Did you do you have a thing for her? Mom? For real? No? Like I mean, okay, well yeah, hot mom. But I never would have done anything about it, Like I never really thought about it like that. It doesn't sound like it sounds like you thought about it a lot. I don't know why I said that. I mean, it was like you thanked me because you got to, you know, finally know what she

was like I mean, it doesn't even mean that. It doesn't even make sense because, I mean, your mom is completely different from you, Like she might be into totally different things than you are. Like how would I know that? Like, you know, how would I even you know? Stop? How stop popping? Stop? There's nothing you can say. Yeah, I don't think you can help your case at all right now, Johnny, I don't know what to say. Um, I'm sorry, I know what to say, Johnny. Hey, Marissa, would you like

to go out on a second date with Johnny? We will pay for it. Oh no, no, don't. I don't want to go on a second date Marissa. Clearly that's not a good idea. I obviously drank too much that night, and I really screwed this up. I really just want to make amends. I want to be friends again. Can we just meet up? I mean I'm not bringing my mom. Is there is there any way that Marissa you guys can reconcile and still be friends after this? I mean not right now. I need some time, Like it's just

too weird. Yeah, they think about what a funny joke it's going to be in your friends group. Eventually, Yeah, I mean maybe eventually it will be funny, all right, So can Johnny hit you up in like a couple of weeks and maybe you guys can talk and try to be friends again. He can try. Yeah, Okay, Well there you go, Johnny. It's sort of a successful second date for you. I can't believe I've said that about her mom, don't thank I guess I appreciate it. And Marissa,

thank you for your time. I really appreciate you being honest with us and telling us what happened. And for me personally, I really like doing a second date update with you because it reminded me of how would be doing a second eight update with your mom, which is awesome. Its broken Jewil in the morning text in at seven eight, five to nine two that says drunk words are sober thoughts. It's broken Jewil in the morning, talking, of course, about

today's second date update. This dude, Johnny wanted to call his friend Marissa. They didn't really have so much of a date, but they did go out one night and we're drinking and stuff, ended up making out, going back to her place and then doing the romantic dance, if you know what I mean. He woke up the next morning tried to talk to her smooth things over, like let's go to brunch. She was like, no, get out,

I don't want to see you again. And then she wasn't talking to him at all, so we called her, got her on the phone and found out what went wrong. Apparently, after they were done doing the do he rolled over to her and said, oh, man, that was so good. I've always thought your mom was really hot, and now I kind of know what it's like to be with your mom. And he didn't even remember saying it at all.

You could tell from the sound of his voice. He was so embarrassed, but you know that deep down he's like, yeah, I guess she's right now I kind of do know what it's like to be with her mom. So she obviously was disturbed by that and did not even want to talk to him anymore, let alone be his friend or anything. Yeah, no friend is going to want to introduce this guy to their mom from now on. He's got like some sort of mom fetish that he just needs to come clean about. And now she knows that.

Texting at seven eight five nine two that says that, Hey, Brooks, mom's brook You said your mom was hot? How old. Is she OK? A lot of people are texting in at seven eight five nine two wanting to hit on Brooks Mom. Now, though, Jil you will agree with me on this. She's sixty five years old and she's a beautiful woman. But you don't need to hate all my mom my whole life. People said, Oh, if you look like your mom and you get married, maybe I'll marry you.

You know what, I have very explicit words for you type of people. Let's say that again. Sixty five years young and let me tell you your mom is very, very spry looking. She's sixty five, but you can tell there's still a lot of youth in. Yeah. Keep texting in at seven eighty five to nine two your thoughts about Brooks Mom. I'd like to hear more of that. And if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email the show Brook and Jewel

at Moving nine to five dot com. We will call the person who didn't call you back.