Second Date Update PODCAST: Pillow Preggo

little secret about guys. Okay, dish Men love a woman with a little tude, little latitude, Okay, little spice, little feistiness, you know, not too feisty, obviously, not like go fight that guy for me, not scary, but just a little bit of cayenne on that macaroni, you know, because that fistness tells us something. It tells us you're passionate and you're probably into some freaky stuff. Yeah, lady in the

streets breaking the shad. Yeah, we love it. And I have a feeling that the girl on the phone today for a second eight up day is definitely a little freaky because of what she ended up doing on her first date. Okay, you're crazy, I'm intrigue. Let's find out her name is Rebecca. Rebecca, You're a free count, a big one. I like a woman who will own that around. He tell us about the guy that you went out with. What's his name? His name is James. Oh, you do

sound feisty. Where'd you meet James? Woman on his dating app? Okay, what'd you like about him? Well? In his picture he looked pretty hot. I mean, he was muscular. He just looked like he could do something felicious. Right, So what you and James do on your date? We went to this slows diner and I was there first. I kind of like to do that fight because if I don't like what I see, I normally kind of just leave. Shut up, you sneak out the back door. Well, I

don't really have to sneak too much. I already have my shades and stuff for me incognito. I see you in like a wig with one of those fake noses, sitting at a bar. Counter. Decided whether or not to take it all off or just to stay Yes, So with James decided to stick around. Yes. So with James. I noticed them come in and he looked a little differend than his pictures, you know, like he looked like a whole lot different, like maybe about fifty pounds bigger

than his picture. But that was okay with you. Apparently that was absolutely not okay with me. I mean, okay, so wait, what did you do? Initially my first thought was run for the hills because he's such a light. Why would he who? I mean, don't lie, it's online dating. I mean, I guess at some point you change your mind and introduced yourself. I mean, yes, So at one point, like I said, I was thinking I'm out of here. Then I thought, you know what, I'm gonna go back.

I'm gonna just let him know that this is horrible. You shouldn't do people this way. I was definitely that was my first thought. Then I looked next door and there was this furniture place and I'm like, let me go over here really quick. And I end up buying a pillow. Because you ditch the guy, you decide to go back, you get just wait, listen, listen, this is important.

You gotta hear me out. So I went about the pillow and I actually put it inside of my shirt because I wanted to go back to show him like, hey, I'm not who I said. I am. Either a pillow in your shirt to make it look like you're big or pregnant or something in the middle. All right, so you're getting even with him for not showing who he really was in his picture exactly. I want him to see what that looks like. Okay, yeah, there's some freak stuff I'm telling you. Ye, So how did that work out?

Oh my goodness. The moment I came up, he acted like it was just okay, like, hey, how are you? And I'm like, what the heck is going on? A nice guy here? You got a square stomach? I mean he ended up being so cool, I mean so kind. He was compassionate. He was asking, are you okay? Do you need anything else? How about can I get you another dessert? And I'm like, I'm gonna eat that up now. And the whole time You're sitting there with a pillow,

and this is crazy. He thought I was pregnant the whole time, and I just wrot with it the whole night, because you know, hey, I would be worried that he's like cool with going out with a pregnant chick all of a sudden, nothing wrong with going out with a pregnant chick. Did he ever address it? Did he ever say anything about it? No? He was just so kind. When are you do what are you having? And I was like, oh man, you were outright lying. I just

couldn't tell him the truth. And the baby's name is Fred. Oh yeah, So wait, what do you want to do? I mean, he's not calling you back right, he keeps calling. He's wondering how I'm feeling, how I'm doing. When are we gonna hang out? And I just don't know, Guys, I don't know what to do. I need your healthier because I want to hang out. I enjoyed him afterwards, he's great, and I'm like, do I tell him the truth? Like?

I have to do. You have to tell him all the truths, because the whole truth is like, hey, you're really fat, and I was gonna show you how much that sucks by putting the pillow in my belly, And now you think I'm pregnant. I think your best bet is to actually go out and get pregnant for real, and then you're not lying anything. You know, that's a long play. You gotta wait a little while. Andy, He's gonna be like, wait, are you You're still pregnant nine

months later? Yeah? Yeah. He's even asking me like if you don't have anyone to be in the delivery room. I'll be there for you. And I'm like, oh my, okay, listen, you do not want to put a man who thinks a pillow is a pregnant belly in a delivery room. He's a little uneducated. I'm just letting you know. Well, it does sound like a nice guy. He does. He does. I really want to talk to him, I really do. Okay, all right, Well, we're gonna find out if we can

help you. We're gonna play a song, come back and get your second date update right after this. Okay, okay, thank you. All right, hold on if you're just tuning in, we're on the phone with Rebecca, and Rebecca is expecting a brand new one hundred percent goose down snuggle soft bundle of joy Queen's sides at here. No, she needs a second date update. But this one's a little bit different than what we normally do, because normally we call

people when someone's being completely ignored after a date. But Rebecca has been getting calls and text from James. She's just not answering any of them because she feels bad about what she did. As she showed. If you didn't know, she stuffed a pillow under her shirt and pretended to be pregnant during their date. And she only did that because when he showed up he seemed a little heavier than his profile pictures. But now Rebecca wants to make

things right and get another date. Rebecca, how do you want to handle this exactly? Do you want me to tell him that you faked your pregnancy or do you want to deliver that news? Deliver? I get it. I feel so guilty about doing that, you know, I mean now just looking back at it, it was such a plenty mistake. It was, And you do want a date? Right? You're not just using this just to I don't know, clear your conscience? Yes I do. I mean if this is gonna go on, if this is a potential partner,

then I don't want to go in line. Okay, So you're going to tell him that it was not a real pregnancy. I don't have to do that for you, right right? Okay? Good? Because I've already done way too many fake pregnancy announcements this week. I need a break personally. But let's call James for you. Okay, you're ready, I'm definitely gonna do my best, Like I'm so nervous. Yeah, yeah, just breathe. Yeah, we'll get through it together. Okay, here we go. We're gonna call James. Okay, all right, here

we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to James please? Yeah? Who's hey? This is young Jeffrey from Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. You have a moment to talk. Um. Yeah, okay, I promise we're harmless except for Brooke. Ye, Hi, James? All right, Ben, I mean, what's going on? What y'all call him? Well, we do a thing on our show called the second Date Update. Have you ever heard of that before? Yeah, I've heard of that as Okay, just

in case. That's where if you go out on a date with someone and then get ghosted, we'll call that person for you and find out why. But your situation is a little bit different because you actually are calling this girl back. What it is weird? This is a weird one, I mean more weird than normal. So do you remember going out with a woman recently named Rebecca? Yeah? I know Rebecca. So she reached out to us and

really wanted us to call you. That's great because I call her and she don't really you know answer, Yeah, it would be confusing that she would call us instead of just calling you back. I could see where that gets weird. Here's the deal, James, Rebecca wanted to let you know that she delivered and it's actually quads and two and a half of them are yours? Shut up? That can't be true. I didn't even hits not true, James, James, did you like Rebecca a lot? Yeah? She was cool, man.

She had a great vibe. She was a real genuine person. You know. She said a lot of really kind things about you, especially about how gracious you were about thinking about the pregnancy and things. Yeah. I mean, I definitely wasn't expecting that you'll swipe on somebody expecting them to be pregnant. It's a little confusing. Did anything seem weird about the situation to you? I mean, outside of her being pregnant? Yeah, I know it. Did anything seem weird

about that? It could be weirder. I mean, nah, to the dope souls, I enjoyed my time with her. Rebecca is a dope soul. That is actually a really awesome compliment. You don't meet a lot of dope souls these days. But here's the thing. Rebecca set this whole thing up because she really wants to talk with you, but she's been really nervous about it. About the dessert. Thing about the dessert. What about the dessert. I felt bad after the day because I felt like I was trying to

be overnice, I guess, And because she was pregnant. I'm like, well, maybe she wants to tos one for her and one for the baby. That's right, you are a good man, James. That is exactly what a pregnant woman wants. Dude. That's why I'm trying to buy her two desserts. And I maybe it might have put her office something like that. No, No, I don't think that's it. But after this, no matter what happens, the whole show wants to go out with you and eat for sure, because you sound awesome. Let's

do it. But here's the thing. Rebecca really does want to talk to you, but she's a little bit nervous about it. And she actually has been listening on the phone this whole time. She has something she wants to tell you. You mean, she's on the phone like right now, m Hi, James, Hey, Hey, what's going on? Hi? Hi? Right? I dared that a while Wow, I've really been thinking about you. Oh that's good to know. I mean, I've

been trying to be tough to you. I don't know if you want to return to my calls, you know, because maybe a sense you're you know, when I bought the two desserts, maybe that you thought I was calling you fat or something and you were just kind of shaded me. I didn't know. No, the two desserts were fine, thank you. All Right, man, you didn't drop four babies, did you? No? No, no, um about that? All right? Um? So I'm really okay. It's hard, It's okay. So there's

no baby. I'm actually surrogan. I don't have the baby anymore. What Rebecca, did you say surrogate? You're a surrogate. I really wasn't pregnant. Hold on, hold on, wait wait wait wait wait, so you you weren't pregnant. I don't mean I guess I'm not understand it. What about that second dessert for it? Then? And you don't mean surrogate. You mean that you lied, is what you mean? I lied about for Suragan? Just now, I lied about being pregnant. That was actually a pillow from a place next door

to designing that we were at. Yeah, it was all a lie. Some people like fart when they lie. She makes up pregnancies when she lies. What would make you even lie about something like that? I mean most people will trying to hide the actual pregnancy. You coming pretending to be pregnant. Okay, Well I saw you coming to the restaurant and you were actually much heavier than your pick said, and I was mad. I asked it out

of just anger and ego. So I went to get the pillow, came back, and then we spoke, and from that moment you were amazing to me. And I got lost in the moment, very lost. Yeah, so it wasn't a pregnancy. It was a pillow from next door that she stuffed up her shirt, trying to teach you some sort of weird lesson because she felt like you relying to her with the pillow in your stomach the whole time. Definitely, I mean, yes, yes, I did that. I'll put on a little weight. It's not come on, James, is not

a little weight. That wasn't a little weight. I mean, come on, okay, I will say this. I don't want it to become a thing. I am so sorry and I actually want you to forgive me because I really like you. I like you too. I honestly think you dope. You're a dope, so for real, you still believe that after the whole pregnancy scared scar slash Lie, I really don't mind that she's not a plegnant. I saw of

her calling me, you know, chunky because of my picture. Well, she feels bad about the whole thing, James, and she's really hoping that you'll forgive her. And she promises that she won't fake a pregnancy again until you're in a committed relationship. So no more fake pregnacy, well at least not until you're definitely together and then it would actually count.

But here's the thing. If you're willing to give her a second chance, we will pay for a date for the two of you as many desserts as you guys can handle, or I'm eating both of them this time. No, I think that that was