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All the way down and what better place to see animals do and what they do than at the local zoo. Oh and that's where one of our listeners, Chris, took his date and now she's not calling him back. Chris, what's going on? Man? You go animal style at the zoo with your date. We had a very nice date at the zoo. He's like, I don't know how to answer that. No one ever. YEA, So tell us about the girl that you went out with. What's her name?
Her name's Ellie, Ellie. Where'd you meet her? We matched on tender and then it was I wanted a not a very risky dat and so I was like, what about the zoo, and she immediately said, yes, it's actually like it's a great idea the zoo, Like there's always something to talk about. Look at a little bit of danger in there. Stick your arm in between the cages of the line cage, and it's a little bit of
excitement that that's exactly the whole point. You're not allowed to But when you do get gets the blood top in, things start happening, isn't that right, Chris? That is? And she kept asking me what animals I want to see? And I've actually done this before, so I knew for a fact you don't want to go see the monkeys because they might feel poop at you. You don't want to go see the elephants because they're majestic animals, but
they stink the high Heaven exactly. So I was sitting there going like, oh, maybe the drafts will be a safe bet. And she then suggested that her favorite animal is the penguin. The penguins, I mean, if you're wearing about penguins are so stinky, YEA, yeah, they're awesome, they're super clear to see. Yeah, but if they're the girl's favored, you have to do it. Yeah. But here's the thing with the penguins, though, is they have that little tunnel
where you could look at them as their underwater. You can't smell down there, and there's not a lot of light, and it's kind of romantic. And so we were just standing there very naturally watching the penguins swim around underwater. I leaned the overdo her and kissed her. Okay, how was that received? She kissed me back, and it was like, this is nice. And penguins made for life. They do happy rock, how they made I know. They're much better
than the philandering humans. So it sounds like things are going great. Yeah, And then this point she asks me kind of very flirtatiously. She's like, hey, have you seen this brain farting on the name? But it's the documentary about penguins that's out right now. She's like, have you seen this documentary? And I'm like, so, she's like really into penguins, really really into penguins. You're not talking about
happy feet, right? A documentary okay, like March of the Penguins y, yeah, yeah, one of those very same thing as that. Okay, so she's like, have you seen it? And I was like no. She was like, why don't we go back to your place and watch it? Oh? That was I'm sorry by her part smooth. It was so into penguins. I wasn't even sure if she wanted to do like Netflix and Chill. It was this more of like that Geo and Krill, like you wanted to see everything. Yeah, both sound good to me, no matter
what I mean. But are you into that? Because like it's it's cool when somebody has a really cool interest and they're really into it. Yeah, but you always hope it's not penguins. Penguins, okay anything. So did you end up doing that? No? No, we went back to my place, we put on the documentary and almost immediately we start making out. Yeah that pein, Yeah she knows enough about penguins. All. Ye, how was the makeout? Yeah it was pretty good because you got that British guy in the back with the
monotonous voice talking David Attenborough or whatever penguin. Yeah, okay, So we're making out for about ten minutes and then I hear he's jangling at the front door. Oh my god, do not tell me you have a wife. Oh, I have a maid service. Oh okay, so you have a maid come in? Yeah, because I don't have a lot of control over what time she shows up. My maid and I didn't even know we were coming back to my place until we were at the zoo, so I wasn't planning on that. She wanted to make out with
you with a dirty place. Good job, clean, Yet lots of ladies like dirty places. You keep telling yourself that, buddy. Did you tell the maid like, sorry, I'm in the middle of something here, can you come back later? No, this is not a case. If she's there, she's already traveled a long distance and so be kind of rude to send her away. So you just let her clean around while you guys were kissing. No, no, no, no. I was like, all right, she's going to obviously clean
the living room. I was like, why don't you and I go to the bedroom. No, you can't do that. No, you needed to rain check at that point, say, oh, man, you know what my housekeepers here, Let's go get coffee or something a vacuum. Man, what did she say to the bedroom invitation? Were was it? But like, like you just said, it was the long choice. Yeah, And then the coop. The drab was then my maid needed to get into my bedroom, so we had to switch rooms.
I was like wow, And at that point Ellie was like, yeah, it's done. It's not Yeah, yeah, it's done. Man. You just like it would have been perfect if you would have just ended it when the housekeeper came. Now, but I can't hop into mind. Lauren fix that, I know. So she hasn't texted or called or anything like the momentum was that ruined, I guess so. Or maybe she thought I was desperate because I was like, let's keep switching room. Yeah, yeah, quiet, you were trying real hard
to make it work. Yeah, all right, well we're gonna try and make it work for you. Okay, there's something here. Let's play a song, we'll come back. We'll call Ellie for you, and we'll try and get you your second date update. Okay, that would be awesome, all right. Hold on. The human mail is a clever and finicky creature. He seeks to find a suitable mate online, willing to join him back at his pleasure. Then, and this particular male, Chris, knows just the bait to lure her in. An unsuspecting
female in a documentary about Emperor Penguins. I kind of like that. Although beautiful, the dating world can be a mysterious and unforgiving place as well, full of surprises, because just before he can complete his mating dance, Chris gets an unexpected visitor. Oh, a housekeeper arriving to assume her duties and spoil the mood. Chris is not pleased. Oh, and now we're about to witness one of the most
spectacular and peculiar rituals in the mating Kingdom. A second date update to see if we can save the mood. I don't want regular Jeffrey bring back doc if you're just tuning in for the second date update. Chris wants our help getting back in touch with his date named Ellie. He was able to get her back to his place where they were watching a penguin documentary before a maid came in and ruin the mood. So now he's hoping he can get things back on track with a second
date update. Do you think that there could be something else besides you know, the housekeeper coming in? No, because I've gone over this, like there's a Vooder film and everything was going great. Then you know, three's a crowd and that will in the move. Is this weird that she wouldn't be calling you back right? Like? Yeah, that's the weird part because I can guarantee, like the next time there won't be three people maybe that Oh yeah,
what was the maid wearing? No one else? She's just turned off because like he means, you don't clean your own house. I don't know. Let's just call Ellie and see what she has to say. Get your second date update. You're ready, Chris, I'm ready? Thank you? All right, here we go. I'm dial the number right now. Hello. Hi, I'm looking for Ellie. Yeah, hi Ellie. My name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
How you doing. What's this about? Well, this is about a segment that we do on our show, and you're going to be the star of it. Okay, it's a good thing, I promise, Well I think, I don't promise. I'm hoping it's a good thing because we're doing something called a second date update. That's where if you go out with someone and afterwards, if that person isn't calling you back, you can email our show and we'll reach out to that person for you. To try and figure
out the reason why. Oh, you're being serious. I thought you was joking about it. I'm kind of a joke but I never joke about anything. Ever, It's really hard to tell what you're joking about and what you're not joking about. Right now, well, I'm just going to drop the jokes and in all honesty, one of our listeners is trying to get a hold of you. His name's Chris. Oh,
how do you know about this? Well, because he emailed us and it's hold us a little bit about how you two met and that you guys went out for a date and on his account, it was a really nice time for the majority of your date. Yeah, he really liked you a lot. Okay, so now he's confused because afterwards he's been struggling to get a hold of you and he's hoping to figure out why. All right, and he told you about all this, He told us
a lot of stuff. But like, how do you feel I mean, did you like him when you guys were hanging out? It sounds like you liked him a lot because he told us that. Like you're the one that suggested to go back and watch the Penguin documentary. At his house, which I thought smooth, very good moons. How he just tells everything, doesn't he is that? Okay? I mean there's nothing embarrassing that he told us, No, not for me. Well wait, what does that mean? I mean,
he's just I think he's really weird. So what makes you think that? Well, yeah, we went to see a documentary on penguins because I love penguins and it's to get a little flirty and stuff, you know, and well it's so funny. Okay, Well, his maid walks in, and I mean he told us about that that it kind of interrupted the mood and took things down a level. But he feels really bad about it. And to be fair, it's not like he planned it. I mean, he didn't know that you guys were going back to his place.
He just had the housekeeper scheduled. I mean, it definitely grew in the mood and it's not his fault technically, but he acted really weird towards her. Towards the housekeeper, Yeah, what do you mean, he like jumped up when she came, like immediately and gave her a hug. He hugged her. Yeah, I don't think that, dude. I think it's fine. I mean, this person is cleaning your house, and if she's been cleaning his house for a long time, like you can
establish a relationship. Everybody knows you'd never hug the help brool. You don't make eye contact. You can, you can maybe maybe like have a little bit of a word or two, but you don't want to give him the wrong idea. What are you talking about? This person is in your stuff, like literally see like plumbers and stuff. Do you hug them if they were at my house every week? And sure? So that's why you're not calling him back is because
he hugged his housekeeper. Not just that, Like she came in a french maid outfit, like the type that you can be on Halloween, like oking, she was dressed like a sexy french maid. Yeah, like the feather duster that doesn't do anything. And yeah, so you think he's hiring her just because she's hot. I'm confusing. Yeah, I don't know why he's doing it, but that was a red flat. I don't know why he's doing that either, Ellie, but I do know how we can find out, and that's
by just straight up asking him. Because he's on the other line listening and he wants to join this conversation. He's on the phone. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's been waiting like a little dirty boy that he is. Chris. Yep, yep, that's all you got, Chris, Um, I have an answer here, But if I give the answer, you're going to think even worse of the situation. And it's not the case. It's actually a very innocent mistake. And I think I was trying to plaster over it with a white eye
and it's actually gotten worse. Just spit it out, Chris. Yeah. I think you're already in a pretty bad position as it is. I don't think it could get much Okay, okay, okay. I do not have a housekeeper, a maid. I do not have a cleaning service. A woman who came over and has keys to my apartment is my mother, who Now, your mom is the one that showed up in a French maid outfit because she's a theatrical person. Yes, when it's been she would drive me around in high school.
She wouldn't wear a chauffeur's outfit. Wait, hold on, okay, hold on. You live with your mom in a one bedroom apartment, or your mom comes over dress as a sexy French maid to clean your house. Neither a good office. Yeah, it is a French outfit. I do not think it is a sexy outfit, and I think it's just to get into character. You couldn't ask her to come back if it's your mom when I was cleaning your apartment.
She only does it like maybe once or twice a month, and she's coming from all the way across now, and I don't want to ask her to go back because it's late, and I she I don't want to drive about that time. So you were making out with her while your mom was in the other room vacuuming. Yeah, that's not weird though again dressed and not normal aid not normal. I thought it was going to be like some weird s and M thing he was into. And
I'm actually now better with that than I end with. No, no, no, no, this is not This is not an M thing. This is a completely normal thing. And I would just like to say that my mom thinks you really cute, Ellie. She thought you had a great figure and she so she was like, you did very well for yourself to that. Did you just say that your mom thought that Ellie had a nice figure again, you're making it weird when you put interest on it. I'm just trying to clarify.
You know, you could have introduced me, say to her, if that was your mom, what would that be better responsibility there? I was caught flat footed. I didn't know. I know my mom when she's in her cleaning character. She likes to stay in character. So I when I went over there in a hugger, I briefly whispered in her ears like, hey, you do your day. We're gonna
go to the bedroom. You you do your thing, and you clean my apartment because I'm a grown man and I'm gonna make out with a woman in my bedroom. This is there are so many red flags here. You're the coolest mom ever, Honestly, she's I think my mom is very cool. Most people think my mom is cool. And I bet you she cooked for you are a grown man, do your own she that's a selling point if I've ever heard. Okay with that said, man, would you like to go out on one more date with Chris?
We will pay for it. I'm good, dude, Come on, Chris. I'm sorry, man, I'm really bummed out. I didn't I didn't realize my mom screwed the whole thing up. No, no, you screwed the whole thing up. I'm bummed out for you, Chris, because now Ellie won't be able to go out in the second date and meet your dad as the butler or the police officer. Yeah, man Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.