Brooking Jewels. Second date Update. The guy named Cody is on the phone for a second date update today and he said his date was a disaster, but in his email, he said, the girl that he met actually showed up looking better than her profile picture. So I don't know how anything could be a disaster after that, Cody, how are you doing? I'm doing all right. How are you guys doing? Okay, So your date was a disaster, it was was it your fault? Cody? It was my fault? Yeah, yeah, okay,
you know that's good. Find out more about that in just a second. But first, tell us about the girl you want to call, what's her name? Her name Natalie, Natalie? And you said she actually showed up looking better than her profile picture. That's rare. Yeah, I mean we met on Tinder and I got to the bar early because I wanted to be there to kind of scope out a good place to wait and be ready. And she walked through the door, and yeah, she looked even better
than she looked on Tinder. And did you act shocked when you talked to her, like, oh my god? I was like, oh man, you looked only old. Hey, But that could have been a disaster. Like you are horribly photogenic in person, way more beautiful okay, terrible pictures, not at all. What was your actual interaction like, So she came in, you know, she saw me. She came right over, gave me like a big hug, and after I was like immediately really nervous, like, okay, this is this is
too good to be true. Everything's got to go well. And you know, we're like looking over his menu to order a drink and she was like, you know, hey, would you mind getting jello shots? WHOA right? So like, uh, who's gonna turn down jello shots? This is really going grain. So you're like doing jello shots and she's talking about like family vacations to her family's lake house, and she's you know, like really opening up right off the bad, like she's talking about taking you to her family vacation
spot or just in general. She's talking about it in general, but I felt like she would maybe going there. But plus, you might have been drunk or something at that point. It doesn't sound like a disaster at all, unless those jello shots led to more jellow shots, which led to other kinds of shots and then it became a disaster. It was not a disaster at that point. But hang with me, we're getting to the disaster part. So honestly, I'm feeling like everything is going great. Right. She looks great.
She's opening it up about her family. Maybe she's going to invite me to, you know, this lake house. We're getting kind of drunk, and I start to notice this smell at the bar and I'm like kind of sniff around a little bit without being too obvious. After a few minutes, I'm like, oh, crap, it's me not Oh crap, crap myself. You need to say I say that would definitely be a bad thing to do on a date. So you smelled, Yeah, I smelled. I don't get it,
like you farted or what. No bo I mean. I plan on going to home map work to shower, but work went a little too late. It was like one of those in betweens were like, I had never enough time to go home to shower, but I had more than enough time to get to the bar. So I took a walk there. Oh okay, so you're nice and nice and ripe, right, yeah, And then you know, I'm really nervous right off the bath, which I'm sure kicked into all that it just was it was, I mean,
it was a hot mess. What'd you do? Just keep your arms to your side the whole time. No, I excused myself to go to the bathroom and tried to like wash my pits. Uh you know, walks a little down there because the jello shots had me feeling optimistic down there. So you took a little hook or shower bath, Yeah, sure, if that sounds about right. And I used the hand soap and I came back and almost immediately it started to sting down there. Will you put hand soap down there?
Like it just tried to splash water. I just wanted to make sure if it got to that business it was snow on or right down there. Yeah. I suppose I walked in on you in the bathroom. That would have been nice and awkward. It wasn't good, So I just excused myself again. And now she's kind of like, what's up? Why all these bathroom stants? And I'm like, I'll just be right back, Okay. I go to the bathroom and just where it gets so much worse. I'm like trying to wash it all. No, I'm getting water
all over myself. I literally just like ditch my underwear at this point now got like water all down the front of my pants, and so like it's one of those eco friendly bathrooms. There's no hand towels, it's just a low dryer. Oh my god. And you're just like standing naked in the bar bathroom at this point. It's what it sounds like. I've got my shirt on, but yeah, no, I'm drying off, trying to dry off my pants and the hand dryer. Man, Oh my god. So did you
come back to the table drenched or were Yeah? Yeah, he just decided to ditch all the clothes all together. No, yeah, that would have been a move. No. I came back and I think I just couldn't get my pants dry, and I was just like really sweating at this point, and just launched this whole tirade on modern toilets. I was like, hey, I'm really sorry the toilet exploded on me. Modern toilets are all too powerful, almost like an outer
body experience hearing this crazy man talk about the toilet power. Okay, what was her attitude at this point? Rightfully, so she's like, hey, maybe we should reschedule. Yeah, oh man, all right, ended the data end right there. Then, well, at that point, I also thought that was probably the best decision, So I'm like, yeah, we should totally reschedule. Look, honestly, I
was having a great time. I think like this could be great, and you know, I think I probably in some desperation maybe throughout a few more I had a great times at her, and then we parted ways, and I've reached out for her a few times and not shockingly, she hasn't responded. But I did feel like she's pretty awesome. I really screwed it up, like I would just like the chant for her to get to know him and to go on a second date. Okay, all right, Well play a song and then come back and call her
and get your second date update. Okay, it sounds good. All right, hang good brooking jubil in the morning, Seate. If you missed the first part of today's second date update, dude named Cody is on the phone and he didn't get intimate with his date on his first date, but he did get intimate with a hand dryer. If you missed it, Cody went out with this girl named Natalie.
He met her on Tinder. She showed up actually looking better than her profile picture, but during the date, he noticed that he smelled a bit funky because he hadn't showered. He didn't have time to do that after work, so he went into the bathroom and tried to clean up using the hand soap in the bathroom, but after his first try, he went back to the table and he washed his downstairs and it started to sting a little
bit because he didn't get all the soap off. So I went back to the bathroom and tried again and then just ended up getting his pants all away, and it was awkward when he went back to the table, and they decided to end things there and he hasn't heard from her since. Cody, you're ready to do the second part of your second day update. I'm ready? And are you wanted to be fully honest with her, because honestly, like if you said, hey, you were really beautiful, I
got really nervous. I had a funk going because I was at work. I tried to fix it and things just went wrong. Like I feel like she should be understanding. I don't really want to get into that. I definitely want you guys could be the one to say it, like, you know, can you get on the phone, let's see how it goes. I mean, she noticed that your pants and stuff were wet, though, right, I feel like the reason is better than making something up. You blame it
on the toilet. Yeah, that's right, but that's even weirder man and you're like battling a toilet. Yeah, I mean, the whole thing was just really bad. I'm just hoping we can say it because she's a quality girl. All right, Well we'll try. I'm a dollar phone him right now here we go? All right, thank you? Hello, Hi, may I speak to Natalie? Please? This is Natalie. Natalie. How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. I'm good, I'm sorry. Who is this Jewel
from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. Oh okay, how can I help you? Well, I don't know. Have you heard of the show before? Um? It sounds a little familiar. I'm not sure exactly. The first thing you can help with is maybe listening once and saying you feel like it, and then other than that, we got an email about you from somebody who does listen to the show. Okay, So we do a segment on
our show called the Second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them back after they can email us to get you on the phone and ask what happened. Oh okay, yeah, I think I have heard of this before. It that like roses something to do with No No, very similar though similar, but no, it's a little bit different. But you went out with a dude named Cody, right,
Yeah I did. Okay, Well, Cody emailed us and we talked to him, and he told us about your date. He said that he liked you a lot, but he also said that you're not calling him back. That is true, okay, And Cody wants to know why. He had really nice things to say about you. He thought you were a quality woman. Oh well, that's very nice. I don't know exactly what to say. It was definitely one of the most awkward dates I've been on. What was so awkward
about it? I don't know exactly what it was like he was just clearly having a hard time that night, like everything, or just towards the end. It was like sort of started towards like the middle, I guess, and then it just kept getting like stranger, and then we ended up just deciding like Hey, let's just call it a night, maybe, like reschedule how so, what do you
mean by stranger? So he was definitely very sweaty, I guess, which was like fine at first, like whatever, but like he kept going to the bathroom and one of the time, this guy who actually came out of the bathroom and came over to me and was like, hey, are you with that guy? And he's like, I don't know what his deal is, but he just offered me forty dollars to switch pants with him. And the guy told you that, oh, yeah, that is so weird. What did you think? I didn't
know what to say. I was like, oh, okay, it was so weird, and like at this point, I'm like all kinds of things were creeping into my mind. I'm like, whatever it is, it must have been like bad or gross to like try to switch pants with a stranger in the bathroom room. Yeah, but then don't you feel bad for him? I did feel bad, Like what you do? So I'm just sitting there, So what do you What do you think happened while he was in there? I don't know if he had an accident, like pooped himself
in the bathroom, that's what you think happened. Yeah, I don't. I don't know what else to thinks, Like, it must have been bad, it must have been gross. He was like all flustered and everything, and it's just like before I was like, yeah, let's do these jealous shots, like I'll probably make out with this guy tonight, And now if I think about that, I'm thinking about gross things. I'm like, I don't even know how that will work. Yeah, so you feel bad. I haven't texted him back, but like,
I just like, I don't know how to get past that. Well, you don't have to feel too bad because you can talk to him right now. He's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. What. Yeah, I think he's still there, Cody, are you still there? Yeah, I'm still here. Yeah, I'm sorry. I would not have said not much about it myself. I mean, what was I supposed to say? Right, she's still thinking you pooped yourself right now, she's thinking you didn't. Like I've never
pooped myself. I would never poop myself. At some point. I mean, I'm not like judging you because it happened. I'm just like, I don't know how happened, So like, I'm really didn't happen. I didn't. Okay, then Cody, if you really didn't poop your pants, and like, what the hell is going on? Okay, So I was gonna go home and shower after work to get ready to the date,
but I didn't have time. So like I walked to the restaurant and I got a little bit sweaty, and then you walked into that place, and I was just done by you, and I got really nervous, like you were more than I expected. And once like the dates started happening, you were really cool. And then the pooped himself. No I didn't. I didn't pop myself. Please stop sound you're leading up to nervous diarrhea. I gonna agree with that. I've never had nervous diarrhea in my life. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. He didn't pop him I swear I had bo Like you didn't smell that, I know, like divinnerger. I mean, I honestly, like I didn't smell anything at the beginning of the day. I don't know what you were doing in the bathroom if it wasn't that, But I feel like you're just trying to make up an excuse about it, which I understand it's embarrassing, but like no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, I'm not making up an excuse, not at all. That's the truth I was. I was that bo So
what do you do in the bathroom code? You got to finish the story? Yeah, please. So I didn't have wasn't carrying Jodren with me. So when I went to the bathroom, the only thing I could do was was washed my my piss with you know, with water and hand soap. But then, I mean, I was I was thinking, like I don't know, maybe it's a jello shots. I was thinking, and maybe I'll get lucky. Maybe TONIGHTO we'll go pretty far. And so I washed my with hand
soap in your pants. And when I came back, it was singing really badly, and I started to sweat more, and it was I just like I went fast to the bathroom to try to get the soap off of my my junk, and it's obviously made a big wet mess, and like I threw out my underwear there. It still sounds like I pooked myself. I didn't poove myself. I just I got really wet and it was and I was trying to drive myself off with a handbrier. I mean,
it was like the worst, Cody. I don't know if you're telling the truth, which I'm still not really sure if you are. I just I mean when you first showed up, you know, I did find you attractive, and I thought you had kind of like a manly smell of anything. It was kind of a turn on, like nothing smells gross or weird. Like that's why I said, like, let's scar up some jello shots. I don't know every like the links you went to seem if if that's
what happened, like super little extress. Little extress are a good way to put it. I mean to say that when you felt that that my smell was was manly, it's so frustrating to hear. I mean, like I went through all those steps, I did all that craziness, and you actually liked the smell. It's well, Natalie, would you like to go on a second date with Cody? We'll pay for it. He can get all sweaty before he shells up and knows that he doesn't have to take
a shower in the bathroom. It's actually a really good side Natalie that you're that you have that type of chemistry with this dude. I'm seriously did that was before? Like now, I still don't know. I don't know. Come on, who doesn't want to start their love story with a good poop story? Not? I mean, I don't that's the problem. I don't. But I don't know. Knowing now that he didn't go to the bathroom on himself, he was just feeling sweaty and gross, would you like to go out
with him again? Give him another chick? I mean, like, if it's not true, all that stuff makes him seem a little crazy. But like, I don't know. I promise I'm normal. I promised to. Yeah, that's what normal people always say, Cody. I know. I was like, that's what you want to hear. Um. I do feel bad about not texting him back because I did say we'd reschedules. So I mean, I'm not promising anything. I just want to, like, like, maybe we can meet up, you know, a little friendlish
and just see how it goes. Hi is that good? I'll take it all? Right? There you go? Good? Well, congratulations Cody, you got a second date? Kind of I'm going for a run right now. Yeah, get nice and sweaty, broken in the morning,