Second Date Update PODCAST: Not Good Under the Hood

I do realize that sounds like you want to kick out of the country. And Daryl, I hate her so much. Tell us her name? First of all, what is her name? Monica? And how did you meet Monica? We actually met on Tinder and I thought she was really cute and we were chatting back and forth and I thought everything was going great, and so I asked her to dinner. And

you guys went to dinner? Did you go to pizza? No? No, subject again, We actually ended up going to a bar because she said that she already had eaten, and she suggested, why don't we just get some drinks? So I, well that's what we did. We went to a bar grab some drinks. I always think it's smarter to go straight to drinks on a first date. It's not as involved. Yeah, you're loosen up, and you can bail after one drink if it turns out the whole situation's bad. Yeah, it's true.

The only issue was that I hadn't eaten anything. But it was going so well though. We were we were telling stories, and but then I realized I was getting really tipsy, and I mean I kind of got a little drunk, and I just I have no idea how I was coming off. So I thinking I gotta get some food in me. So I suggested, well, why don't we come back in my place. We can just get a pizza and hang out some more there. And that's

what she dropped the hammer on you. Huh right, Yeah, she said, no, turned down free pizza at your place. I am so fired up about this, Daryl. Do you think that she turned down the offer for free pizza because it was at your place and you didn't say, let's go to a place where they have pizza at a restaurant. Well that's the thing. I don't I don't know. I'm hoping she didn't get the wrong message. But I mean she helped me flag down a cab. Were you

that drunk? Well I couldn't drive, yeah, But for her to help you flag down a cab sounds like you were falling down and she had to drag out there and like help you get in a car. Well, no, not exactly it was. I mean I was conscious, but I just were you walk straight? Daryl? I think so if we were to ask your friends, would they say you have a really bad history with drunk behavior. Do you get ridiculous? Do you take your pants off in public like jubil? No, No, nothing like that. But I

mean I didn't know food in me at all. How much of the date do you remember? I mean, do you remember all of your conversations because you say you don't know how you came off earlier on? I remember everything, and just you know, I'm remembering my pieces of it. I remember flagging down the cabin everything, And I remember when she said no to the pizza. Who would forget that? Was there a chemistry? Like were things really honestly going

really well before you got wasted? That you remember? Oh? Absolutely, yeah, things were going really well. We're connecting and she loved my stories everything I was. We're talking back and forth when I'm drunk. I think I'm telling great stories too. I had a drunk guy the other night of the comedy show tell me the same story three times in a row. It was ridiculous. Yeah, and he thought he was doing a great job. Well, obviously you've tried to get a hold of her to go out again. Has

she responded at all? Well? I text her that night saying sorry, you know, sorry for being so tipsy and thanking her, and she actually texted me right back, you know, LLL and uh says no problem. Okay, But since then I haven't been able to get a hold of her at all. You haven't heard anything from her? No, okay, Well we'll play a song'll come back, see if we can get this pizza hating nazi on the phone and

get your second date. Update. Okay, okay, thank you, all right, thank brooking jubil In the morning update, Darryl is on the phone with us right now. He wants us to call a girl named Monica today. Daryl admittedly got a little too drunk on his first date with Monica. The only thing he really remembers is them having good conversation while they're out having drinks, and then him inviting her back to his place to have some pizza because he hadn't had any thing to eat yet, and her saying no,

and then helping him get into a cab. Daryl, I'm actually really excited for your second date update because it's kind of like Christmas morning for me. It's kind of like unwrapping a present to see what the hell you did when you were drunk. Every time after a night

of drinking, you always wonder what exactly happened. Even if you remember everything going right, You're still like, I don't know though, something could have gone wrong, And you don't know until you actually talk to the person who was around you sober and they can tell you if you did something weird. It's like a fun case of amnesia. Yeah, are you ready to find out if you did something wrong?

I am Yeah. Do you think that there's a possibility you could have or do you think maybe she just couldn't be turned off by the fact that you got so drunk on your first date? Honestly, I don't know. I'd like to just ask her if we could go on like a legit date and get some dinner and for that myself, as I truly am. Before we make this phone call, you need to take a shot of something to get your courage up. No, no, I'm not going to do that. I'll call it right now. Here

we go. Man, Hello, Hi, can I speak to Monica? Please? Monica? How are you? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm sorry, who is this? Jewbil from Brooke and Jewbil in the Morning? Okay? How can I help you? Do you know who? This is? Some type of business? Yes? I don't know, Yes, it is sort of. It's a Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I'm moving ninety two point five radio show. Oh okay. I'm calling you, Monica because you recently went out on a date with

one of our listeners. Okay, and he emailed our show asking if we could get you on the phone to find out why you won't call him back for a second date. Who are we talking about? His name is Darryl O God. He says that you guys went out and had a few drinks together. He maybe had more than a few drinks, and the last thing he remembers is you helping him get into a cab. Well, Okay, Yeah,

that's what happened. Okay, And he says that he's been trying to get a hold of you because he'd love to see you again, but you have not been returning any of his texts or phone calls. That's why we're calling you. We're asking if he did something wrong on the date and you don't want to see him again. Well, yeah, honestly, guys, I really don't have time to talk about like the worst dates of my life. Oh wow, the worst date of your life? Can you just give us a little

bit of information. I mean it just he says on stuff that I just can't get out of my mind, and that just let me know he's not for me. Monica, Do you have a few minutes to just tell us what he said so that we can tell him not to ever do that again to another female? Okay, we were having drinks, we were ban training back for us. We were telling stories about you know, our worst states and things like that on tender and it kind of

turned into like a one up thing. No, so I would say something and tell them about the guy that you know, tried to grope my butt, and then he would say something, and then I would go back, and I said one thing, and he told me something that's just disgusting. He told me that he had chlamydia. What how did he get lamia? He told you, like, he currently has chlamydia. And not only that, he said he's had it like three times, like a confession or was

it like he's turning three different times? Oh? How did that come up? Did he just spit it out like that? It was really weird. I think the alcohol had him, you know, being a little bit more honest than he wanted to. So, you know, he was telling me, and I told my story and then he said, you know, since he's been on tender, he's gotten chlamydia three times. All right, Monica, completely understandable why you aren't calling him

back and maybe don't want to see him again. Yeah, once you tell somebody you you have an STD on a first date, usually it doesn't end up very well. Lets they've got it too, pizza. Yeah, it was really weird because you know, I asked, I said, like, who who still has sex without condoms? Like in today's date? Who does that? And he said that he got a vasectomy so he can have sex and he will feel better, so he will rather have a disease and have kids. And he also opened up to you that he had

a vasectomy. Monica, if you could say one thing to Daryl to help him date better, what would it be, farrest? Don't lead? Would that you've had calamitia three times? It is not okay on the first date. And then secondly, just slow your role, like, calm down, Monica, you kind of already just told him that, because Darrell is actually on the phone listening. Listen, I don't remember saying that to you, okay, And I I just want to move forward with this, and you know, whatever happens in our

past is in the past now. Well, now we are moving forward as soon as I put you in the cabs, move forward from my life. Just pretend I didn't say that, and I just want to move forward. I don't care what happens in your past. You don't have to tell me everything. I didn't mean that. I don't remember if you serious? Are you out of your mind? Are you really trying to have a future with me when you've already admitted to hat in chlamydia three times. All I'm

saying is there's more to me than you know. Yeah, And I just wanted to have a legit date like other STDs. I'm so sorry that you know you think that this is to go any far as I just have to be completely honest with you. You're the reason I'm off tender to begin with. Did you dropped tender after this date? I'm completely done with it? Like the cherry on top, he was like the stamp that closed everything up for me. Daryl, Why would you be so open about that? I was? I had an empty stomach. Yeah.

That stomach is ruined in your life. Man, It's making you get drunk on first dates. It's making you get committee all kinds of stuff. Monica, would you like to go out on a second date with Darryl? We will pay for it that. I am very secure in my answer and saying hell no, yeah, Darryl. There you go, man, that's your answer. I'm sorry, no second date for you? Yeah? All right, Darrell? You okay? Yeah? I'm fine. Well, I mean, I know you're not technically okay, but mentally are you

all right? Yeah? I'll survive. Are you gonna? I mean, you realize that telling somebody that you have an STD on a first date could be a turn off? Right? You sound kind of shocked still, I realized that, but at least I don't have her pies. Good point, you got something that can go away with some penicillin or whatever. You know what, I think we can all say that today, at least we don't have her broken jupil In the morning, Je