Second Date Update PODCAST: Not a Good Fit

a second. But obviously what I just said is apparently what happened on your date. This girl kind of ran out in the middle of things while you were getting hot and heavy. Yeah, yeah, everything was going well, but then she just kind of ditched me. I don't know why, but hey, you're confident man, be able to talk about it publicly like this. Yeah. No, let's never happened to me before. I just really want to know, Yeah, what the hell happened? And before we get into exactly what

happened before she ran out, how did you meet this girl? Well, I went out to a club one night, and now this was before I had way too much to drink. I saw this amazing, beautiful girl. She was. She was a complete ten. And saw her dancing, and you know, and you know that she was a complete ten because you weren't all the way drunk. It wasn't. I was sober at that point. So you saw her and you went up and approached her. And what's the first thing that you said to her? I said, I said, I said,

you put all the other women here to shame. All right, that's not bad. That's not bad at all. Yeah, that was fun. So you guys went and hung out after that. Just what did you do? Oh, we danced for a while. Yeah, no, it was. It was great. You were one of those like grind on her leg for too long type of dancers. Right, No, it was. There was some grinding and some you know, we were close. It was amazing. It was perfect. It

was perfect, you know. She she she checked in with her friends and they said it was cool and we we went when back to my place. So you said, let's get out of here, and she was like, well, let me let my friends know that I'm leaving and check with the team mom. Right, girls always got to end right, make sure it's okay with her that I go with you because she'll tell me if you're a creep or not. And so they obviously gave her permission. And you guys, did you guys go anywhere before you

went back to your place? No, we went We went back to my place, and you know, I had a little glass of wine. Yeah, Rich, I wanted to be romantic. I mean, you know it right, we're had back at the club. Gotta do it right. You gotta pour some wine all over your floor while you're drunkenly standing there? Did you, guys? I mean, did you guys just get right into what you're doing while you're there? Did you hang out? Actually? Willing got about through about half glass

of wine. Okay, so you went back there for one purpose and one purpose only, and both you guys maybe maybe? Yeah? And do you actually, I mean, do you know anything else about this girl other than that she was hot, because that's all I've heard. She was great to talk to too, I mean we got along. The conversation flowed pretty naturally, you know us for me just about nothing important.

But yeah, that was I think no matter what in your position, even if I didn't like this girl and I didn't want to see her again, I'd still want to know why she ran out on me? So how did it happen? Your email says that you guys were

about to do stuff and then she left. Well, we started to pulling around a little bit, and then we went to the bedroom and things started to you know, get a little more a little more interesting, and then she kind of just stopped and she looked at me and she was like, just hang on a second, um, which, you know, freaking out a little bit, and I don't know what's going on. She went to the bathroom for a minute, and then she she came out and said that she had to leave. Yeah, okay, And did you

try to beg her to stay? I mean, what was your reaction? Well? I was trying to. Yeah, I thought, you know, we're almost there, almost trust you don't have to leave yet. I promise I don't leave. Yes, please the other half glass of wine and say, do you think that things are maybe just like moving too fast for her? I mean maybe she's not a like hook up type of girl. That's why I don't understand that, because we got up to that point, and why just why why then I stop all of a sudden and leaves.

So you know, I was a gentleman about it, and I called her a cab. That's cool, um. And but you're right though, why not stop when you guys are making out and she knows he's gonna get fast, like, Hey, I don't want to do this, I should probably go. Why wait until? Yeah, you're almost there. Yeah, she didn't give you a reason. She just said I have to go. Yeah, she said she you know, she she had to get out of there, and I, you know, I just said

fine and call her a cab. Did she seem okay or did she seem shaken up, her nervous or anything like that. Well, she seemed a little shaken up. And I want to know if it's something that I did. Did I say something wrong? I don't think I did. So have you tried reaching out to her? It all? Since your date? Oh? I asked her if I could call her, and she I've left her some voicemails, but she's not calling me back. All right, Well we'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second

date update. Okay, okay, all right, man, hold on looking in the morning. All right. Rich is on the phone and he wants us to call this girl named Erica a day, long story short about his date. They met at the club, went back to his house, things were about to happen. She got really strange in the middle of it, said I can't do this, and then left. He doesn't know why, so he wants us to call it right now and see if we can figure it out and maybe even get a second date out of

the deal. Rich, You know why I think she might not be calling you back. Well, I've only known you for like five minutes now, right, but I feel like you're a moaner. I feel like I feel like I feel like you're a really loud, awkward moment and not like when you not like when you're all the way into things like I feel like she kissed you on the neck and you were just like, oh oh Rich, rid at all nut it camp in that way? Can I can I Can I just hear you moan so

I can judge it. Can you moan from me? Rich? You want to hear me? Yeah? Moan for me? Man? Oh yeah, dude, that would send me running in a heartbeat. Nah, I don't know. I'm actually really curious to see why she stopped in the middle of you guys about to do it and then I didn't even really give you an excuse, just said she had to leave. I am curious. I'm gonna doll the phone of her right now. All right, Hello, I was looking for Erica speaking Erica. How are you?

This is Jewbil from brook and Jewil in the Morning. What my name is Jebil from brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio shows at ten in the morning, moving nine to five. How are you. I'm doing well, I'm I only really understand what's going on though. Well, I'm calling you actually because you recently went on a date with a listener of ours. He really liked you,

but you're not calling him back. So he emailed us to give you a call and see if we could find out what the reason is really why you're not calling him back. His name is Rich. Oh yeah, so you remember meeting Rich. He made an impression. Yeah, okay, Rich told us about meeting You had great things to say. He did say, there was an awkward moment where you guys are back at his house, you're kind of making out or whatever, and then you got up and left.

Oh my god, he told you all that. Yeah, he didn't He didn't like go into any details, or he just said, you guys were hanging out at his pace and it went into the bedroom and then you left. That's that's it, though. Wow, Okay, he hopes that he didn't do something to scare you or creep you out or whatever, like he would like to see you again. Is there anything that we can tell him? Um? I

just don't. Erica, when we were talking to Rich, I said that I think that he's a really weird moaner and like, as soon as you guys started kissing, you just started moaning crazy and you couldn't take it all right? No, No, I thought I thought you nailed nail on the head that one. Is it more embarrassing than that? I don't think it's really embarrassing, Um, at least for him. I don't think it is. It was just something happened and I didn't know what to do, And I just can

I tell Rich? Why? Is there anything you can tell me? Just so I can go back to Rich and be like, hey, dude, this is the reason. Well, I mean, I'm sorry, I don't know you, and I don't even know him that well. And but do you think it's something that maybe he can learn from to not do again. Oh, it's I mean, it's nothing he could change. Oh, so stuck with whatever it is? Is it something that you were disappointed in? No, more like surprised? I guess what is rich? Actually? Richett

is a woman? Is he a woman or something? Far from it? He's far from a woman. Would you probably like to know that? I guess yeah, Um, that's kind of a problem. That's the problem is that he's not a woman's too manly? No, no, no, not like that. No, what do you mean by that? Well, um, it's just too big? Wow say that in my life? Are you? Are you serious? Erica? That's the reason you think it was? It was too much? No, it's sounds siliar or whatever, but like, yeah, I was just once I knew what

I was working with, it just became queer. Oh my god, No, Erica, I really appreciate you sharing that with us. You are scared of what he keeps in his tool word? Really, I just know that it wouldn't work. Okay, can we get it? Like? I don't know, relate it to something I'm dying to know. I don't feel comfortable saying anything more, but probably whatever you're imagining is right. Okay, Wow, Wow. Okay, Well, Rich is probably gonna be a little upset that you

didn't want to call him back. Really, I think that's the best reason to be turned out. As I was about to say, he's going to be very excited to hear that news. Erica. Yeah, thank you for sharing. I should also let you know that Rich is actually on the other line right now. Oh my god, I mean you knew it. Come on, Erica's that's that? Really it? That was a problem? Yes, that's it? Wow? Wow, Rich? Have you ever heard that before? No? No, I mean

but you you obviously know yourself. Yeah, I mean nobody. I've never people have told me that it's ample. Um, I've never. I've never compared it to anything or yeah, well, congratulations you officially made a woman run in fear from it. Erica, Is there anything you want to say to Rich now that you know that he just heard what you said? Oh? I kind of just want to go hide somewhere. But um, I mean, I'm sorry I told everyone now on the radio.

I didn't know that you were on the phone or even need to be listening, Like, no, sorry, I don't actually feel that bad about it. Yeah, I guess I could have handled the better, but I just didn't know what to do. Oh, that's that's I'm glad it wasn't something like, um disgusting. This is the best day at Rich's life. Hey, Erica, I would love to ask if you will give Rich a second chance. We'll send you out on a second date. I will pay for the date. Just go out with him one more time. He's like

the John Hamm of Seattle. I mean, oh, we can just hang out. Don't use the word hang out, Rich get hit over the head of something, Erica. Yeah, like, would you go out with him again? You guys can definitely go along. And he's a really great guy. I just, um, I don't think that it could work. Really, you're still that nervous about it. Erica's I'm sorry that I made you uncomfortable and that you got freaked out that I

thought we got along really well hit the conversation. I mean, I mean, maybe we could be friends, but I don't really you should try everything once. I mean, Rookie is a really into this right now. I think that you're making a big mistake here. Well, I mean, Rich, are you cool? Hopeing just take it kind of slow? Yeah, he's not a, Yeah, Rich, you want to go out with Erica again and take things slow. I would love

to go out with Eric again. Ye okay, perfect, well nice, I will send you guys out on a second day you get to know each other better. Um. Yeah, that will give me some time to consult with my girlfriend. You guys just like the best day of my life. Yeah, we're jealous of you. I'm not paying if that thing decides to eat Rich on the day, I'm not paying for that though. Okay in the morning, because you know I'm a I have never heard a second date update work,

so well. Yeah, in somebody's favor, it's brick and jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five. If you missed a second date update, make sure you log on a little while and moving five dot com and check it online. Rich wanted us to call this girl named Erica. They met at a club, went back to his place, were messing around, and she took off scared. He didn't know why. We called her got her on the phone. After a little bit of cajoling, we finally

got it out of her that Rich is a large man. Yea, and by large man, I mean so large that he made her run in fear. Everybody texting in at seven eight five to nine two. Right now, all the ladies and probably a lot of dudes too, are texting. I want to meet Rich. If she doesn't go, all of them I don't care, it doesn't matter. Also, lots of nicknames for Rich coming into Big Rich, twelve inch Rich, all kinds of names. Yeah, Rich, the hammer came in. Another one a texting at seven eighty five nine two

says best second date ever. She's sleeping with a zucchini. Not yet. The problem is she was scared to sleep with Rich. They agreed to go out at the end of the second date as long as he takes things slow, and she said she had to consult her friends before. I don't know what. What is she going to ask her to make sure that she has a bunch of friends that are snake charmers? Yeah? How am I going to deal with this thing? You guys, you're just going to take her to the shop and get what she needs.

I guess. So many texts at seven eighty five nine too, I'll go out with him. What's his name? Rich? I don't care what his name is. So a girl name Rebecca. Another one I have to meet Rich also spelled they also spelled meet wrong. I don't know if that was subconscious or not. I think Rich has another career ahead of him. He can just be a mold for certain items.

Oh and also to all the people asking for a picture of Riches most crown jewel to put on our website, but not that much, Okay, I actually I wouldn't mind putting it up there, but I doubt we'll be able to get that from him. But I don't know, because he sounded really proud at the end of it, he might be willing. It's probably his profile picture on his

Twitter and Facebook right now. New promo should just be to give away pictures of ricks, you know, or I bet you if this was your problem, Jubil, we would have pictures of me and you on the website and it would just be a different part of it. This was my problem. I'd be beating people over the head with it at work every day, just as they passed by my desk, my cubicle. Sorry about that. I have no control over this thing as a mind of its own.

Oopsie too. Yeah, you know how many people are going to be out at the clubs this weekend guys, I mean claiming to be rich so embarrassing. I never worked out with me and that girl. But if you want to go out tonight, we can. And then they get back to their place they're like, you're not rich at all. I can tell remember if you want a second date. Update, Oh you have to news. Email the show Brooke and Jubil and move nine to five dot com. We will

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