Second Date Update PODCAST: No Tip

received very well for the most part. That's true. It's kind of creepy, possible grounds for a restraining order, right if they're being serious. Yeah, but when a woman does a pickup line on a guy, oh my gosh. Oh, it's like the heavens opened up and it's raining skittles on your birthday party. Are such suckers. It's so easy. It is. It is that easy. And that's what happened for our listener, Kevin. Apparently he met a girl who used a pickup line on him. Okay, and it worked. Wonders. No,

that'd be a good line, I know. I guess that's the whole point. It doesn't matter exactly. She said, Hello, Is that what I'm hearing. Is that what she said? Actually, I work in it and her real name is Amber. But she said, oh my god, it's so crazy because my real name is Microsoft. Okay, and I said, okay, what does that mean? She says, because I was hoping I could crash at your place tonight. Yeah. Nice. So it was a York joke too. I like it. Oh yeah,

just my kind of like dad humor. I love it. Yeah. And did she use it in person? Like? How did she use that? No? She just one over, you know, one of the apps. Okay, you guys that online? Yeah, and we we just decided to get together and okay, wait, hold on, we don't know what her name is. What's her name? Amber? Did Amber? I'm sorry some of us are listening to others are not so much. But still I'm still thinking about Microsoft. I'm sorry. So tell us more.

I was going to call her that the entire time. Tell us more about you and Amber and what you guys did for your date. So we meet up at this Italian place and I found it on Yelp and it had really nice reviews. But I didn't kind of realize how nice it was until we got the menus in front of us, and he was like, really expensive. Yeah, that's a that's such a bummer to show up at a place and then realize once you sit down, like, oh crap, I can't afford this. Turning back, Yeah, did

you show that to her? Did you show those cards? Well? When the check came, I asked her, I said, I don't really make a lot of money, and you're a labor You could go Dutch on this, Yeah, would be really cool. And she was happy to do that and she said, yeah, no problem, expensive place. I mean, I'm sure that's what she said, but she was thinking like this cheap guy. Yea, yeah, I mean for me, I'm fine going Dutch if you agree to it prior to the date, right, Like, I feel like it's something you

have to establish before you even go out. When the bill comes and you just don't want to pay that much money, it does feel not super rad. Yeah, and I was worried that that was going to happen, but she took it, you know, really well. So we both threw our cards down and when they came back with the check, she said, don't leave a tip. Oh she was going to leave it right, Yeah, that's my thought, but she was gonna pay it, but she said, no, look, I don't think you should leave a tip, and I'm

not going to leave a tip. And I thought that. I thought that was crazy because the service was awesome. Wait, dud, don't leave a tip on an expensive bill, that's what is going on. I mean, that's really rude. I'd be a huge red flag. I was kind of blown away because you know, she's like, trust me, don't leave a tip, and it's the first date. And I didn't want to like not listen to her, and and I just didn't do it. And now I you didn't leave it tip.

I didn't leave a tip, And now I feel like a check some poor servers missing out on at least like twenty thirty who knows? Dog? Did she ever give a reason? No, she didn't, And we have not spoken since that night. Good, then don't call her. Why why would you even want to go out with her? That's a terrible thing to do because we had a because because the whole evening was awesome except for that. I love how all of us would dump her immediate. Yeah.

I mean like she literally could be mother Teresa and she didn't even tip, Like nope, nope, I don't know. She had so much conviction. It was like she had a reason and she just didn't want to get into it there. And I thought we would I assume we would talk about it later, but we just we never got the chance to. And now she's not answering my calls, and I don't know what to do. Wow. Okay, so she used you for an expensive meal and then didn't want to put a tip on it, I mean use

them because she had a payhop. I mean, like, what are you talking about she well, she used him for half of an expensive meal. That wait, it still doesn't make sense, Jeffrey, But okay, I mean aside from just don't like her, I don't. I have a very bad feeling about her. But aside from the whole tipping debacle. You told us that the date went really well, but you haven't given us any like specific things about what

you liked about her or what your connection was. Like. Well, we like the same kind of comedy, we liked the same shows movies, and you know we're both into tech. Okay, right, because she had that Microsoft joke at the beginning. Yeah, she's just kind of like a you know, I'm kind of a nerd. And she's a little bit of a nerd, and she's got a great laugh and I smiled the whole night. See it sounds great. You know, how could a lovely woman be so evil about evil? Yeah? I

want to answer, Yeah, me too. So let's call this evil person and well, okay, we'll see maybe she's actually a good person. We'll get an answer when we call Amber and do your second day up date. Okay, awesome, thank you. All right, hold on if you're just tuning in for the second day update. We're on the phone with Kevin. And Kevin went out with a very shady sounding woman named Amber. I say shady because Amber told Heaven not to leave a tip at the restaurant that

they went to. And when she said that, Kevin took a stance. Okay, he got up, he threw his napkin down on the table. He looked Amber right in the eye, and he said, okay, that's exactly what I'm sorry you say. Now. She wouldn't tell him why, and he didn't want to cause a big scene in the restaurant, so he didn't

leave a tip. And he feels absolutely horrible about it. Yeah, I feel like we should be calling the waiter or waitress the server, and even worse, not only did he stiff the waiter, but now Amber won't even call him back. Not worth it, dude. So Kevin wants some answers, Is that right, Kevin? Yeah, I'd like some answers. Yeah, it sounds. It sounds the same way. It's like, okay, if you say so, let's get answers. I want what you want. That was a pretty devastating recap. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Kevin.

What was the last thing you guys said to each other? I mean, did you walk her to her car? Was there a kiss? You know? We hugged and I kissed her on the cheek and I can't remember if I said it she said it, But it's like, you know, we should do this again. And yes, we were in agreement and we left each other happy. I can see why you'd be confused. Yeah, a lot of mixed messages there. Yeah, well,

thanks for being such a good sport, Kevin. We're just having fun with you, and we do want to get you another date, thank you, and we want to pay so we can tip, yes, and you don't have to tip us if you don't want to eat I wasn't planning on it. Is that a normal thing for Ken? Typical cash? Wow? Bro, that's all right, Bro. Let's let's call Amber for you. You guys take cash. All right, We're gonna call Amber for you. Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, can I speak to Amber? Please?

This is she? Hi Amber. My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Do you have a second to talk with us? Wait? What I'm calling from a radio show and we're doing a segment called a second date update. Have you ever heard of that before? No? Okay, Well, the way it works is if you go out on a date with someone and afterwards, if they're not calling you back, you can email our show and we'll reach out to that person for you to try and figure out the reason why. I know

it's stupid, it's stupid. You don't have to laugh at us, But you went out with somebody recently who had a good time with you, and ever since then you've kind of ghosted and they don't know why. His name is Kevin. Okay, do you remember Kevin? Yeah, he had a lot of nice things to say about you. I mean, he even told us about your opening line, the Microsoft pickup line. Good. Uh huh, okay, okay, do you have anything nice? He

was nice? It was fine. Oh yeah, I mean, Kevin did tell us about a kind of an awkward moment that happened on the date and he doesn't really know what caused it, but he said, at the very end of the night, after you guys were paying your bill, you told him to leave no tip for the waiter. Oh my god, No, I just can't believe that he told you that. It's a huge moment. Who doesn't tip? I mean, Amber, I'm gonna tell you right now, Like we were all questioning why he'd even want to call

you at you after you did you broke his mash. Sorry, equipment is a top notch here, but we're a top nach. We want answer. Yeah, what's going on, Amber? What? Why would you do that? Um? Honestly, I'm not sure if I should actually tell you, so honestly, okay, we want get him a date and everything, but this is really the answer I want to know, Like, why wouldn't you tip?

Was the service not good? Was your food bad? Um? Okay, I can't believe I'm about to tell you guys this okay um, I know the waiter, I need the waiter. What really, and you hate the waiter? Is that why you? Yeah? No, is your current boyfriend? Okay um? So Kevin asked me where I wanted to go eat, which is fine um, And I told him to go on yelp and look for like you good, it's million place right. He picked

the restaurant. Yes, I mean he said it, but I I led him in that direction, like, okay, I made sure it was that particular restaurant just so you could stiff the waiter. The thing about this whole thing is that the waiter and I we have we have a business agreement. We work together. What what do you mean you work together? No? No, um, the waiter pays me to demean him. What Oh it's to fetish Oh you do that on the side. Yeah, like one of those sm s and m chicks that people hire to feel

bad about themselves. Yeah. But it's a little different because like it's not sexual. There's no we don't meet up or anything. It's all based on coming into his restaurant and treating him not well, not not leaving a chip whity. Yeah. So I always make sure when I go on these dates, I call ahead, I make sure I'm seated in a particular area, I make sure to like not really treat him well, and and then I don't tip, so he pays you to not pay him correct. So you're purposely

rude to him because he likes it. It makes him I mean Amber likes it too, from the way that she's talking about She's like laughing about it. She's getting paid. And you guys never meet you, like, you have never done anything sexual with the waiter. Yeah, and then the only like communication outside of that of like me going to the restaurant is that I call him after and tell him how he is at his job. And just like, oh my god, you even stumble into this line. I

cannot imagine what Kevin is thinking. I'm stumped. I mean, I didn't tell him anything, because I know it's weird. Well you think you didn't tell him, but you actually kind of did, because he's actually been on the other line listening and he heard everything that you said. God, are you serious? Yes, Oh my god, Kevin, I'm so confused, man, why would you do this? Don't you feel bad about

taking guys to like tay for dates? With you, but you're not interested in seeing Oh no, no, I mean he pays me a lot of money and I do it like once a week, so a lot of Italian food. Yeah. So how do you feel about Kevin though? In all of this, I mean, it's not I'm sorry, Love, it's not personal. I just like, this is my job. So okay, No, are you not looking for any sort of relationship at all? You're just on these dating apps solely to go to

the restaurant. Yeah? Right now. Yeah, I'm just blown away by this, Like you're saying we didn't have any any connection. I mean, I'm a pretty open person and it's easy for me to connect with people. So I'm sorry, but it wasn't like. Oh, I will say, Amber, you are really good at humiliating men, Thank you, But why does it have to be dates? Amber? If this guy just wants you to humiliate him at work, why can't you just like take your girlfriends there or something like to

play with people's emotions? Is really screwed up. I understand where you're coming from, but if you knew how much I was getting paid to do this, I promise you would too. No, I mean I promise, well, At this point, Amber, I have two questions for you. One is, where do you sign up for this website to be a humiliator, because I think I could use some extra income. I don't know. Message me later, I'd like to know. But then our second question is would you like to go

out on another date with Kevin? No, we will pay for you to go back to that restaurant and you guys can both humiliate the waiter together offering right now. We don't even have to pay for a tip. It's true, true. So what do you say? Amber? Yep for it. I totally understand what you guys do, but I'm not but thank you so much. You don't want yes, Kevin, I just feel so bummed. The world is not a good place. Oh, Amber, you broke Kevin. Listen, Kevin, I'm not trying to demean you.

I mean, I'm not getting paid for it. So I really do with you all the best, and you will find someone out there. It's just not me. She can be nice, all right? Well, Amber, I'm sure that the segment was not quite up to your liking, but maybe before you go, you could just quickly demean us. No, fine, yeah, I'll give you one freebe nice. This radio chef sucks and you should all be ashamed of yourself. Oh my god, feel good. You have to do better than that. Amber point five