Second Date Update PODCAST: No Monkey Business

not doing stuff like that? I mean there's a line, you know, but it's meant to be tinkered with a little bit. You know, your email said that you met her while she was on a date with somebody else. What happened? So I wait tables and they came in. Her and this guy they were on a date, and it was just this toolbag who kept running to the bathroom to check his phone and he was outside checking his phone, and I felt bad for the girl because, yeah, just there alone, I felt bad for her, and she

was really hot, so yeah, he was super cute. It's a slow day at work, and there were these animal pictures on the wall, like it was the zebras and she does, and we started to talk about that, and she says zebras her a favorite animal, and so I was like, you want to go to the zoo sometime. Oh that's huge. Yeah, it was at the first time you've used it, because it sounds like, oh, these animals on the wall, let's talk about that, so I can lead into my thing that I do every time that

there's a cute girl in here. I'm not gonna lie. I thought about it before. It was like my second Okay, so you had the line all ready to go. You were just waiting to use it. Yeah, it was. It was in the gun, locked and loaded, and I'm guessing it worked if you guys actually went on a date that we did cool. So we met up at the

zoo and you know, things were going well. We saw her zebras, and afterwards, when we went to the monkey cages, we were watching them and then all of a sudden, she turns to me and she's like, I don't know what's happening. And I look at her hands and her hands are red like crimson bread, and her face it's puffing up. She's getting hives all over her arms. Oh

my gosh, she's having like an allergic reaction to something. Yeah, And all of a sudden, she just started throwing up like there was no warning sign, like oh no, I know. It was just like click click boom. And then that's when it hits the fan. Like the next thing, you know, the monkeys go ballistic. I mean they just they fall to the fence, just start rattling it and banging on it. And I thought I thought I was in like a prison break riot. I mean, we're just going crazy, I

mean flipping out and screeching. I don't, I don't. I've never heard a screech like that before. I think that was so scary, scary. Oh, I was breaking out. I was breaking out too, and like my heart was just racing. I think my heart was louder than all the screeching. I wouldn't try to get help as I'm hyperventilating and about to pass out, and the zookeeper stopped me and stress questioning me because I think he thought I was hurting the animals because they were going ballistic, Like what

like what do we do? We pokem or like fit on him or something. And like this girl I was gonna date with is puking everywhere. She got about allergic reaction and then oh my gosh, it's like I'm having flashbacks. Like so I thought I was gonna get thrown out, but I finally explained it to him and we got her taken care of and they took us to a back room. I feel so horrible for her. Was she I mean, you guys went back to some room and

is she okay? She was okay that day. Um took us back to the room and it so I was like, I think we should, you know, take you home, but she'd already called her mom and her mom was on the way, and so it's not like I was gonna kiss or anything. Usually when first date's end in puking, there's not a kiss at the end, and it's understandable. Yeah, I mean a rain shake. You know, what did you do? You just left her in the room before her mom came,

or did you wait for her mom to come? And I waited for her mom to come and she ended up going home and that was the last day I ever saw her. So wait, obviously I'm going to check back up on her and just make sure she's, you know, still living. And the verdict still have on that one because she has not responded to me. Man, But you think that she'd at least want to check back in with you and let you know. I mean, even if she didn't want to go out with you again, like

thank you for helping her. And yeah, I was very supportive and if anyone shouldn't, you know, call back, it should be me. I mean it's understandable for the embarrassment part, but she almost kind of seemed like mad like sound it was my fault. I didn't like poison the feet or something. Yeah, I can't be about you. It's probably just about how she was feeling. Yeah, I mean, who knows. I really liked her. Everything was going great and she

was cute. I mean she probably probably still you know, yeah, probably didn't ruin her. Yeah, I hope not, because I mean I still want to go out again. All right, Cool, Well we'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay, cool? All right? Man, hanging five rooking jubil in the morning. Second, if you're just tuning in for today's second date update, Brad is on the phone, and I personally think Brad's not getting a call back because he moved way too quick, way

too quick with his first date. Yeah, usually it's supposed to be able the third or the fourth date when a lady pukes in front of you, but he decided to make that happen on his first date. They were out to do for a little while, feeding the ducks, and then later they were by the monkey cages and she had an extreme reaction. She was puking. There were hives all over, people were running around crying, and the only thing he can think of was maybe she was

allergic to something or food poisoning. I don't know, who knows. Anyway, we're gonna try to get her on the phone right now and find out why she's not calling him back. And Brett, I actually think that this was going to work out for you, because if I was that girl, I would be really embarrassed. I mean, that could be just the sole reason why she's not getting in touch

with you. Oh, we'll see, I mean, I hope. So, I hope that's just the case, because she's really cool and I know it's a crazy date, but there was something there and I'm nervous, but I'm hoping. I'm hopeful. Okay, this is all right, cool. We'll call her right now and get your second day up date. Okay, all right, all right, here we go. Hello, how can I speak to Jeanine? Please? Can you put me in and do not call us? Please? Well, you don't even know who

I am or why I'm calling. I'm not interested. Okay, it might be interested. I'm not like trying to tell you anything. This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. A radio show. Yes, I don't want you to buy anything. Can I talk to you for a second please, I'll make it quick. I'll get to the point. Okay, you recently went on a date to the zoo and put right? That was quick and to the point. How did you know that?

I know that because the guy you went out with, Brad, he wanted us to call you because you haven't been answering any of his phone calls or text messages. So he thought maybe we could find out what happened and why you don't want to go out with him again. Why do you think I wouldn't call him back? That was probably the worst date. No, that was definitely the worst date I've ever It sounds horrific, like, not only just like the allergic reaction or whatever happened to you

and the puking, but the monkey's freaking out and children crying. Wow, he told you everything awesome, Yeah, that's okay. Great. Also told us that he really liked you and isn't like weirded out by the fact that you threw up all over the monkeys. No, I'm that's he's just being nice. I mean, I projectile vomited everywhere. It was disgusting, Like kids were crying, it was it was the worst. And like I even had like an issue downstairs too. Just just to round it all out. Oh my gosh, Oh

my gosh. Girl. But here's the thing. If this guy still wants to get hold of you, he obviously really likes you, Like if you can do all of that on a first date and he still thinks your ass. Honestly, I think he's probably just being nice because I can't imagine anyone anyone wanting to go back out with me. Well, I mean, he went to a radio show to call you because he wanted to go out with you again, And I don't think he knows about your downstairs issue.

He didn't bring that up. Well, I think I blamed it on the monkeys. What did you feel like when your mom finally came Oh my god, I kind of. I mean, I who wants to like cry in front of a guide to their mom, But I kind of did because I was mortified. It's just embarrassing. You're okay now though, right, Yeah, I mean, I'm fine. It's just my ego. But you know, I've had a lot of allergies my whole life, and it's just weird allergies like

strawberries orchids, shark. I'm just embarrassed by the whole thing. I don't even know what to say to him, so I'd rather just stay away. So that is why you're not calling him back. You're not calling him back because you're embarrass about vomiting and all the other bodily functions that happened. Yes, I mean, how could we ever come back from an experience like that. Well, I think that just means that you guys have moved to the next stage in your relationship, and a lot of people put

pride in that. They're like, we're so close. We go to the bathroom with the door open. You're like, I don't even wait for a bathroom. You know you guys are close now, I don't know. Well, i'd be interested to see how he feels, and we can ask him because he's actually on the other line listening right now, wants to talk to you. Oh my god, you've been listening this whole time. Yep, okay, awesome, it's okay. I'm just glad you're okay. It's good to hear your voice. Yeah,

I'm fine, except my ego. I guess really just it out my insides to you, didn't I well, I mean I've seen them before. Yeah, I guess I would take that literally. Yeah, I didn't know about all the other stuff. Yeah, I didn't really want you to know about the other stuff. But you know, I know it was crazy. It was a crazy date. I mean, there's no getting around that. But through it all, I I'm glad it was with you. And I mean, up until that point, it was the

best day I've ever been on. And I don't know, I just I was so worried about you. After I didn't hear from you, and I don't know, I can't get you out of my head. And I just I could see us going somewhere, and yeah, I was I was worried. Wow, oh my god, that was weird. Explode makes you want to crap my pants right now? I get excited, Like I know you're seeing these nice things right now. I don't know just because when you're on the radio or something, but you like you saw me

throw up like the Exorcist, like projectile vomit. But I just I guess I can't trust that you're being honest because I can't imagine that you'd want to like kiss me after that. You know, I'm just being completely honest. I did that. Look, I didn't want you then, but I didn't mean I didn't want you ever. I mean, what's a little puke. I mean, it's it's not that big of a deal. And it's a little allergy problem that's nothing. I like, yeah, but it's more than just

like going to the zoo. I have allergies to like everyday things. There are gonna be things that I don't even know I'm allergic to that come up later on, you know, and it could happen again. So I don't mind puke, Like I could do puke all day, like hold your hair when you puke, like goa. I mean, we can be in a plastic bubble on our day. It's like so airplane bags. If your throw up in like,

I really don't care, that's not the point. As you know, as long as we're together doing it, nothing else should really matter. That's pretty impressive. Come what do you think? Do you want to go out with him again? Would you go out with Brad one more time on a second day? We will pay for it. If you say no, you are crazy. I mean, Brad, are you serious? Do you seriously want to go out again? Like seriously? Non radio like us, There's not a down in my mind.

What do you need this man to say he likes you? Embarrassing? It will be so embarrassing to see him again. No, no, it can't get any worse than me watching you puke into a monkey cage. Please just give me a second chance, and I promise everything is going to be great this time it would be okay, what do you think one more one more chance? Okay, yeah, you'll do it. I'll do it all right, Awesome, Congratulations Brad, you got a

second date. Yeah, we'll be sure to send you somewhere where there's plastic on the floor just in case things go in the morning. Everybody texting in at seven eight, five to nine. Two wants a follow up on the couple that just did the second date update. We'll try to get you an update at some point, but if you missed it. Everybody is in love with the dude from the second date update and understandably, very very compassionate guy. His name is Brad and he went out with a

girl named Janine. They went to the zoo and there was an unfortunate incident where she started kind of puking everywhere and got really sick out. It was from her allergies. The reason though, that she wasn't calling back was because she was embarrassed, not because of getting sick like that, but she also had a different kind of accident while she was getting sick, and she thought maybe he knew about it, and either way, she was just embarrassed and

didn't want to see him again. But after talking it out, they decided to go out again and he was very understanding. Problems are so cute. I hope that this is like the start of their love story. I mean, I mean, what if that is your first date story. That's amazing, It is amazing, that's the wedding you want to go to Okay, that's the story you want to hear during the speeches. That's the way you want to go through, just hoping that she has an allergic reaction and you

see what happens in that wedding dress. That's why you want to go to that wedding white is pretty revealing. Hey, if the monkeys are faking out about it, you know it was a bad scene. Yeah, Like somebody else texted in at seven eight five to nine two and said they had the same kind of thing happen on a first date with their now husband. They said been married thirty years, but on the first date they had an

allergic reaction and pretty much cracked their pants too. But I really honestly say, oh that, I mean, it's like that is your pants story. Ever. Yeah, I guess that's how you really gauge love these days. Hey, listen, if you could come back after that, you can go through anything, right. Another text in at seven eight five to nine two says, any guy who stands by you while you vomit is

a keeper. Yes, definitely, amen, amen? Or yeah, if they just cry and run out of the room and never want to talk to you again, they're usually not a good person, that's the right fit for you. Yeah, but yeah, everybody wants to go even even if it doesn't work out for them. The dude from today's second date update Brad, he will definitely be able to find a date from any of our listeners right now. Everybody just wants somebody who can understand them when they go number two in

their pants. I had one guy puke on a date and I could never go out with them again. Maybe I'm a bad person. I don't know. It was clam chowder and it was in the front of the car. It wasn't a good scene and it ruined it for me. So if you can go past that, it means you really like that person. Yeah, it means no matter what they can show you their worst side possible, whether it's like emotionally or physically, you've already seen them like the

worst you could ever see anybody. I think we found that everyone should start vomiting and doing other things on their first date. Yeah, that's that's the true test. If you want to see if somebody really likes you, just crap your pants in front of them. That's all you have to do. Remember, if you want to do a second date, update I have to do is email the show and we will call the person that didn't call you back. Su