Second Date Update PODCAST: New Clear Ideas

it that I'm crazy. But anyway, Russell, who's on the phone for a second date update today, definitely met the girl that he wants to call at his worst. I think actually they were probably both at their worst. Really. I read your email, Russell, and the one thing that I thought was hilarious is how you guys met. Yeah, yeah, that was That was a good story. I've never never met anybody like that before. I can't wait to hear it. What happened? We both actually met at a slurping machine

in a seven eleven. Oh already the oh Man? Yeah, yeah, it was. It was great. Not what I expected for the day, but we were both super hungover. We both had crazy nights the night before and we were just like, I need a slurpee. I think that's the only time I really have slurpies anymore. I feel like I should try those those hangover cures from now on. You can actually drink with them too, just so you know, Okay, let's slow it down. So what happened at the slurping machine?

Like you bumped into each other and it was like one of those rom coms. So we were both craving these slurpies and the slurping machine was broken. So yeah, man, So we talked to the guy working there and he said, I'll be right back. I just need the right parts to fix this. I don't know how a slurping machine works. Yeah, you know, we were waiting there for a little while and we just started talking. You know, we started off the conversation and we both just talked about our crazy

nights and she seemed pretty cool. I mean, she was cute, so we just decided to hang out. She was cute with last night's make up still one. Well you know some guys were into that. Yeah, and you probably had last night's makeup still on too, so it didn't really matter exactly. Are worth all? Right? So what did you guys, do when you went out, like on your actual or was this the actual date? No? Well this I guess

this was the first date of you count slurpees. But we decided to go on a bike ride around the city. Oh not the same day. You're hungover, did you? No? No, no, we both had the sober up for that. That's an awesome date. Yeah right, you know, you get exercise, it gets to see the town totally. There's something to talk about. Your blood's pumping. Everything is looking good. How did it go? Well?

The date went really well. We talked a lot. There was one point, this was actually something that funny that happened. There was a mailman and he got out of his truck and he didn't see us coming. Oh no, because she missed him. She went right by him. I was aimed straight for him and I had to break just immediately back tire went up, and he just was so scared. He laid down on the ground and he was just frozen. He just laid down. He was like accepting his fate.

He just saw his life flash before his eyes crash. Did you run into him? No, just missed him by a hair. That's an awkward it's almost like, you'd rather hit him if he's laid down expecting you to hit him, and then you stopped short. It's kind of well, just stopped short. It's weird. It's like, okay, who moves first? Now I felt bad for the guy. Yeah, but anyway, we're talking about it, and she was like, oh, you're such a nice guy. You know, you didn't hit that guy.

You you were paying attention and you know. So I was like, oh great. You know, she looks at me as this really nice guy because I didn't hit this mailman with my bike. Also great, that's where her standards are. You just have to not run over a mailman and you're a hero in her book. That's what I'm faking, Like it takes so little to be a nice person these days. Yeah, so I had him made. I was in at least I thought, you know. And so we went out to lunch after that and we talked. We

had a great time. So why why isn't she calling you back if it was so wonderful. That's the part that I don't I don't know. I have no idea. I texted her a couple days later and I said, hey, I had a great time. Would you like to get together again, and she said, please don't ever contact me again. WHOA, that's extreme, man. She's not only not calling you back, she's aggressively saying, don't talk to me exactly. No idea why, So now we're going to call her? Yeah, okay, great? Yeah.

Do you have any idea why she would be so like adamant? Yeah? I have no idea. That date went really well, I thought, yeah, And I even texted her like why, like what's wrong? And did you respond? Not? After that? No? No? Nothing? Wow? Are you like some known felon? And she did a Google search and found out all your horrible past, not that I know of. Maybe maybe we'll find out that you do have a criminal record and you didn't even know it. We could,

we could. All right, we're gonna play a song, come back, and then call her and get your second date update. Okay, great, I really appreciate it. Yeah, man, hang on brooking jubil in the morning. Will today's second date update end with Russell getting another chance at love or being solo or with all of us getting restraining order? I'm gonna go with number three because the girl are about to call

sent Russell at Tech saying please don't contact me. So Russell, I am excited for the no contact order and restraining order. I've had a goal in my life to at least get one of those, and we might get both here. Ye all right, Just to remind everybody, Russell met a girl named Dana at the seven to eleven. They were both hung over getting slurpies and then they started a conversation, decided to go on a bike ride, and then they had lunch and according to him, other than almost running

over a mailman with this bike, nothing bad happened. But after the date, he tech that are asking if she wanted to go out again, and that's what she said, don't contact me anymore. So we're going to contact her. That's how we're gonna get you. Guys, are you sure you want to do this? I want to know. I want to get to the bottom of this, And like, is your goal to go out again or is it just to find out the problem. I'm more concerned about what the problem was. A second date? Yeah, maybe, but

you know, I want to know what went wrong. Yeah. If you have no idea and her reaction is that strong, maybe you're doing something on dates that is not cool and you don't even realize it exactly. And I need to know. I think she found something online that was bad about you. I mean, that is a possibility she could there stuff online that's bad about you. No, here's this thing. My X is not a good person and we had a really bad breakup, and I'm wondering, like

maybe there's a possibility she talked to her somehow. I don't know. Okay, Okay, well see find out. I'm gonna dollar phone number right now here we go. Okay, let's do it. Hello him, I speak to Dana please. Yeah. Is this Dana? Dana? Hello? Hi? Yeah, yeah, Hey Dana. How are you. This is jew Bil from the radio show Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Are you okay? Okay? Hello, I'm here. Who are you? Jew Bil from Brook and jew Bil in the Morning. It's a radio show. And

I'll just cut to the chase real quick. We do a segment on our show it's called the second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and they end up not calling you back after, we'll call that person and find out what happened. So you went out with a dude named Russell not too long ago. Oh my god, No, no, I don't want anything to do with her. Okay, Well we know no, no, Dana, we know, we know, we know that you don't want anything to do with him because you send him a

text message telling him that. But Russell's really confused at what he did. That's the problem. I just don't want anything to do with him. That was a serious reaction, though. Are you like scared of him? I don't know why, Like, he doesn't take no for an answer. I just like I don't want I don't agree with you, Dana. Dana, here's the thing. He will take no for an answer

if you can give us a reason. He's just confused because according to him, your date was awesome and there was nothing wrong, and then right after you seem like you were pissed at him. So he just wants to know us up. Well, look, yes, the date was good, but like they're really good ones always turn out, you know, like rotten in the end. So did you find Okay, this is my guess. You found something online about this guy. He swears that he's not a convicted felon or something. No,

I didn't have to go on line. He flat out told me he told you that he's a convicted felon. No, it's like way worse than that. Conted like a felony. He's not a convicted felon. He's currently a felon. Just not'ing. Yeah, he's at large. Okay, we're joking. But what could be worse than that? Yeah, I'm surprised that you don't already know, since you say you already talked to him. So we did. But he sounded pretty normal, and his description of your

dates sounded pretty normal. But I mean, if anything, you don't obviously owe this guy anything, but if you told us, we could get the word out to other people who may go out with them. They're actually really helpful. Yeah, okay, so what is it about Russell that makes him so evil?

But he told me, just you know, casually, that he works with nuclear weapons and he takes him along around the country And I don't know if he manufactures them, and he works a nuclear weapons somehow, and you know, like, I'm against master session and I can't. I just can't. I'm sorry. I don't know a lot about the nuclear weapon game, but I don't think you could just travel around the country and sell them I don't. I haven't

met a traveling nuclear bomb salesman yet. Well, he'll tell you if you keep talking to him, he'll just tell you no. I mean, okay, wait, hold on the I mean, that's great that your anti war pro piece. But why wouldn't you just tell him that it's a first date? He flat out tells me, I don't agree with it, Like, why can't I just leave? Like, get to hell out of there? Okay, So that's what you did. And are

you sure he's like selling nuclear weapons? Like he told me he said those words himself, that he sells nuclear weapons. I don't know exactly, like if he sells them, if he makes them with thieves, promotes them, I don't know. But he said nuclear weapons, and I'm out. I know a good way. I know a good way to find out, Dana, because Russell is actually on the other line listening to this conversation right now. I want to talk to you. Excuse me, this is Russell. Yeah, what are you talking about?

Told me that he was on the other far. I didn't want anything to do with it. I have a bad memory of such a bad memory. What are you talking about? Nuclear weapons? Russell? You said that you worked with nuclear weapons. I heard the words come out of your mouth. Wait, wait, back up for a second. I don't know what you're talking about nuclear weapons. Where'd you get this idea from you? You said it, I work for a marketing company. What are you talking about? What?

You work for a marketing company and you guys sell nukes. That's an intense marketing plan. Either you guys had a really big miscommunication or you're doing something on the side that you're not coming clean about right now, Russell, I work for a it's basically a PR company. We go around and we shop to companies and you know, to expand their markets whatever they do. That's a complete and total eye You were changing your story. You're making it

sound because we're talking to these people. But I heard you. The words came out of your mouth. You work for this company. It's like nuclear ideas, you take them places. I don't know all the small, little tiny details about it. All I need to know is that you work with nuclear things, okay, and that that is not okay with me. What this is a huge misunderstanding. The name of my company is called New Clear Ideas were Clear. Wait did you say nuclear like as in brand new and not vague. Yes, exactly,

all my god, clear, Dana. Are you still there? Yes? Did you did you hear that? Yes? I heard him again. He said nuclear. Wait. Do you not believe him? It's new clear ideas. Yes, nuclear ideas. No. No, no, like you buy a brand new car and the water is so clear. Yes, Dana, it's it's not nuclear as in as in bombs. It's new clear ideas. Oh my god, you proposed new ideas that are clear the companies. Oh god, So you don't work with bombs. No, not in the slightest.

I agree with you. I don't like I don't like war. I don't I don't support that. I don't do anything involved with that at all. Oh my god, Dana, what are you feeling right now? I feel like I feel like he needs to like pronounce his words better, I think him. I feel like you probably should have known he wasn't talking about bombs based on subject matter. Oh my god. Oh, I feel so sheepish. You were so fired up? Are you sure, Russell? You really don't work

with war stuff. I don't work with war stuff, Dana. I'm oh my god, I feel so stupid right now. Okay, Dana, would you like to go out with Russell on a second We will pay for it now that you know he's not making nuclear bombs in his basement or whatever. Yeah, I mean that was the only thing. I mean, it was a pretty big thing, except it's not real. Yeah, I don't think nuclear bombs. Salesman's are really like a

not a profession. Yeah, I mean when he said it, I God, I knew it's sounded stupid, but I should I should have asked our questions, but I just like jumped to a conclusion and nah, okay, so Russell, you want to go on another date with her? You know what in the beginning of all this, I would have said yes, But um, you know, you learn a lot about someone on a first date, and I've learned even more after this experience about her temperament and communication skills.

I don't think it's a good idea. So you've got you a second date and now you're turning it down after this? Yeah, now that's the then I didn't expect. Why are you doing after all that? It was just the overreaction was was fierce. Oh wait a minute, it was clearly a mistake. Lucy. We we can be friends. But I just don't think it's a good idea for me to be matched up with you on a romantic level. I just don't see it. Wow. Um okay, yeah, awkward ending,

isn't it what you say? Dana? Thank you for your time. Hey, yeah, I guess, I guess mistakes happened. But uh well yea, alright, alright, well, alright, no, that's fine, Russell. Way to bring the mood down though, broken Jewil in the Morning Text eight It says Russell dodgs the bullet correction. He dodged a nuclear bomb sproken Jewel in the morning. Talking about the second date update. If you missed it, This dude Russell wanted to call Dana.

They went out on a date. Everything seemed fine. After the date, though, she texted him and said, never contact me again. So of course he did the right thing, had us contact her for a second date update. But we got to the bottom of the problem. She is against war and all things war, and she thought Russell

was somebody who sold nuclear weapons. But Russell works for a company called New Clear Ideas, and she heard nuclear ideas and that's why she said never contact me, because she thought he was some sort of international arms dealer or something I could see where the name sounds like nuclear. I get that. Yeah, but why wouldn't you have a further conversation. I mean, if someone told you that they were dealing with nuclear bombs, I'd have all sorts of questions.

I definitely more about that. I'd be like, whoa, I've never somebody who goes door to door and sells nuclear problems before. In the end, Russell decided not to go out with her because he thought that was kind of weird that she didn't realize it was nuclear and not nuclear, and the way that she reacted saying, never contact me again. I think it was all upset. He decided not to go out with her again. Jump to conclusion was a

little bit much, Yeah, a little bit. Yeah. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, I'll have to do his email of the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back.