Second Date Update PODCAST: Napkin Cash

Stop bugging me on this date. And Kyle, who's on the phone today to do a second date update, apparently had his ex blowing up his phone the whole time he was on the date, and that's why he thinks he's not getting a call back. Kyle, what's up man? How are you? Hey? What's going on? Guys? Much to established. This is a true X, not like what Jewel just described, right, No, this is a real this is a real crazy X. So, yeah, what do you so? Your email said she was bugging

you the whole time? How did that happen? She was totally blowing up my phone, man, texting me the whole time I was on the date, and it was she's just bringing up old stuff and it was like, oh, that's annoying, just a craziness, just stuff that doesn't even apply to everyday life. And how long ago did you guys break up? You and your ex? Like six months? Wow, that's a while ago. Yeah. So has this been an

ongoing problem in the last six months? Yeah? Every now and again, like every couple of weeks, I'll get like this barrage of insanity. It probably depends on where you check in on Facebook. She's like, he's at a dinner place, he's with a girl. I'm gonna call him. And you know what, man, I don't check in anymore because of exactly that. I don't do any of that stuff. Did she know that you were on a date? I don't know. Probably. I don't know how she could have known, because, like

I said, I don't tell. I don't like broadcast it. I don't put it out there because I don't want to hear it. Man, I don't want to get the crazy thrown that. Now, the girl that you went out, did she know that she was bugging you? Or was it just in your mind the whole time? And it was hard to concentrate, dude. It got so bad that she was like dude, you're blowing up. What's going on?

Phone was like out of control. So I just I kind of just told her, you know, just to kind of like get it off my chest and just be up front of him, out it and be like, look, I don't know, but my ex is blowing me up and it's insane. You know, you should have been like this. See like, once you go with me, you're never going to be the same. So I hope you know what you're getting into. Be prepared. What is the girl's name

that you were on the date with Alyssa? And what was her response when you were just totally honest about what was happening. Um, you know, in retrospect, I think maybe it kind of weirdled her out. Really. I mean I got so frustrated that I was just like, look at the crazy stuff that she's showing me, and I just turned my phone around so that she could read it. You know, no, why would you do that? That is

a horrible move. I mean, looking back on it, it wasn't the smartest thing to do, but I felt like she wouldn't believe me otherwise, like she think I was doing playing fantasy football or something. The whole time I was, I was hanging out with I was just trying to be up front, you know, so she didn't think I was some kind of creek, all right, And then how did your date respond? She kind of first got a little quiet about it, you know, but then I ordered another bottle of wine and we just we had a

good time. Man. I really felt like the date went fine from there. You know. It just kind of felt like it took it totally off my back, like I was free again. It really felt like from there everything went really well, you know. All right, So you feel like you got past that, yeah, definitely. Yeah. I mean I at one point I knocked over a glass of wine. It spilled a little, I picked it back up. Fact that got a little weird. But other than that, yeah,

everything was fine. You probably seemed like you were really shook from the whole thing, Like you're getting your phone just look at it. Look what you're saying. They knock over wine, kocking stuff over. You know, I hope you didn't think I was wasted, you know, knocking stuff over. I gotta get another bottle of wine over here. Max is bringing up all this stuff in my past, and I can't take it. I hope that's not I really hope that's not what I sounded like. Man, that's horrible.

Well she's not calling you back now, so so maybe that is what I Maybe that is what she sounded like. I mean, did you really like her though? I mean, is are you upset? Yeah? No, I definitely thought we had a lot in common. You know, we had we laughed a bunch. She was definitely cute. She looked like her picture. It wasn't like she was some kind of internet troll and she was trying to be something she wasn't. Yeah,

she was totally chill girl. I was totally thought I was having texted her and I get nothing back, you know, so I don't know. You know, when when someone comes with a crazy X, you gotta worry the pros and cons. You know, the con is obviously the crazy X, and is it worth it? I'm guessing she's gonna go no, Yeah, it's the way it feels, huh Yeah. Yeah, she might think, yeah, a little bit of baggage, or maybe you're the crazy one. Imagine how I feel. I've already got it tooking on.

It's terrible. Yeah, all right, Well we'll play a song come back, call her and get your second date update. All right, all right, a man hanging brooking jubil in the morning, right in the middle of a second date update, and if you're just joining us. Kyle is on the phone today. He wants to call a girl named a Lyssa. They went out for a first date, and unfortunately for him, before his first date, his phone started blowing up and

it was his ex girlfriend. They've been broken up for like six months, but apparently from time to time she bugs him NonStop, and she was bugging him throughout the date so badly that his date, Alyssa, asked him like, wow, your phone's blowing up, and so he admitted that, yeah, his ex girlfriend was bugging him. And then he even showed her the phone because he was frustrated, and they read over the texts, and then he knocked over a

bottle of wine. So he thinks that maybe we the ex girl friend not leaving him alone to have a good date, and then knocking over a bottle of wine might have sealed his fate and that's why he's not getting a callback. Kyle, was everything I said correct right there? Yeah, except that I just I knocked over a glass of wine, not a whole bottle of bottle of That is a lot less dramatic, I'll give you that. That's a lot

of bad stuff to happen on a first date. But you know what, I'm gonna dial with Lisa's phone number right now, see if we can get her on the phone and find out if that is the reason she's not calling you back. Okay, okay, all right, here we go. Hello. May I speak to Alyssa? Please? Yeah, I'm Melissa. Hey, Alyssa, how are you? This is Jewbil from brook and Jewil in the morning the radio station. Yeah, the entire radio station.

I mean, why are you calling me? I just wanted to talk, honestly, I just I need somebody to talk to. And I figured out would dial a random phone number, hoping that Alyssa would answer, and it all worked out. Sometimes life is crazy like that, Alyssa, what's the real reason you're calling me? Well, because I got an email about you. It's from a guy named Kyle that you went on a date with. What. Yeah, you went out with a guy named Kyle a little while ago, right,

Unfortunately I did. Obviously you didn't enjoy your date with Kyle very much. No, Well, Kyle enjoyed his date with you and he liked you a lot, and that's why he emailed us because he wanted us to see if we could get you on the phone since you haven't been responding to any of his text messages or phone calls or anything like that. Oh really, So do you think you could tell us why you're not wanting to go out with Kyle again? I don't know that I want to broadcast it. I mean, well, you don't have

to broadcast it. We will, I know what you mean. I just don't want to really say it on the radio. He told us about your date, and I would think from his recap that it would make him look bad. Yeah, okay, so you probably already know the reason why. I mean, he've told you about the date. I'm guessing it's from his ex girlfriend texting him throughout the date. He told

you about that. Yeah, he told us about that. And he told us about how he spilt some wine after two and how he handled the X thing like show he knew the text messages. I know, and I'm on the first date with this guy. What are you doing? Yeah? Pretty boneheaded move for sure. So that was it. Then, we should tell him never to show a date the crazy text from your ex girlfriend that you're getting. Well, yeah,

that's definitely good advice because that wasn't good at all. Right, but you know, I have a crazy ex, so I get it. So I like, you know, we talked about it. I was like, okay, gotta let him off the hook a little, so you know, maybe he's nervous whatever. So wait, you're saying that you moved past that and you were okay with it. I mean, oh, I wasn't okay with it, but I was. I was willing to like really give him a chance, you know what I mean? All right? Then,

so then what ruined it? The wine? He blew it again, spilling the wine and you just had it. You're like, dude, that was a good glass of wine. You're idiot. The party foul, That the dating foul. No, it was really the conversation leading up to that, like he was very proud of his accomplishments and just talking about how much money he has liked me. I mean to the extent like it's like, oh, two weeks ago, I rented a lard jet or something. It was like a private jet

or something. Yeah, for his boys, and then they flew to Vegas and then they're like top and bottles. Wow, I know I'm actually really him right, noddenly. I don't get why men think that women are only interested in money. I think it's because he was more compensating because of the whole ex texting him and he thought that bothered me. Was trying to impress you after messing up, right, yeah, and it obviously didn't work. No, And that's when the

whole wine situation happened. And then I couldn't believe what he did? What did he do? So he knocks over the glass of wine. It goes all over the table, and I'm thinking, oh, crash, we gotta get the waiter for for napkins. I'm looking for napkins. As I look up, I see him reached his back pocket and he has these like two one hundred dollar bills and he's dabbing up the wine with money. Oh my god, did you just laughing? Oh my god? That is so out of control. Hundreds.

I haven't asked her. I was like, what are we doing? And did he respond to that? He said, don't worry about it. I'll take care of it. And that's in the waiter showed up. Met some people who make a lot of money, and I've met some really do. She wants to make a lot of money, But I have never met anybody who would clean up a spill with one hundred dollars bills in order to prove to you how rich they are. Yeah, I could believe it either.

And then the waiters like, is everything okay here? You're like, no, this guy's wasting hundreds of dollars cleaning up wine. And then he had the nerve to take the soap for one hundred dollars bills and give it to the waiter for a tip. Oh my gosh, so like take my scraps. Basically, Granted, I'd still be excited if I was a waiter I got two hundred bucks. But I couldn't believe what a douche this guy ended up being. When we talk to him, he sounded so nice. I am nice? Oh what was

that that was? Kyle? Kyle, You're supposed to wait until I call you into the conversation, but apparently when you got a bunch of money, it doesn't really matter. Ye, Kyle, you're on the phone right now. Yeah, And I'm sorry to jump in like this, But I just had to defend myself. I mean, I am a nice guy. I give you that two on a bus you did. That's a very nice tip. Technically, that was the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me. What's embarrassing? It

was just a little bit of spill wine. What's embarrassing about that? Are you looking embarrassing about that? It's not about the wine. You took two hundred dollars bills. People don't even have that kind of You supped it in wine. It's so unsaulting. It's not insulting. I promptly gave them to the waiter. Or is a tip? I think that's a very generous tip. I think I was doing a nice thing. It's a it's a nice tip. But like using money to clean up wine on a first date,

that's kind of a douche movement, not kind of. There's no kind of about that. I realize that, but I'm trying to be nice to him, so he stays on the phone. Honestly, I just grabbed it, But I make like five times that while we're sitting there eating dinner. So what's the matter. God, you're still bragging I can't even handle you right now. It's not bragging. It's a fact. I can't help it. If that's my life, that's just the way it is. It's just a fact. Are you

guys hearing this guy? This is what my entire date was like. This is exactly what I was talking about. Look, if you wanted to date somebody poor or that acts all poor and you shouldn't have been to date with me. I don't care about poor rich. I just want to date a good person. Yeah, I'm a good person and I'm a good rich person. This is why I didn't return your calls because the way that you talk about it. I mean, it's like I liked you before you started

bragging about being loaded. I wasn't bragging about anything. I was just telling you about my life. That's just how it is, Kyle. I wasn't bragging about anything. You obviously have some insecurities, and that's why you're trying to make up for it with money. Like I get that, But are you hearing what she's saying? Like people can actually just like you for you. I think that's a positive thing. I totally agree people do like me for me. It's just that I come with a lot of money. People

like me. It's part of me is all this money? Oh my god, you're so bragging right now. And you know what, guys, you haven't even heard the worst of what he said. It gets worse. What what did I say? I don't know. We got on this conversation, but I asked what his favorite things were, and he replied commas. Commas Like yeah, commas, because he wants to get as many commas and his bank account as possible. You didn't

say that, Kyle, did you. Hey man, everybody's got to have goals, and I got gold more commas those that's my gold man. But nobody has attracted to a person whose passion is just money. You haven't been on a date with me. Once you go on a date with me, you'll forget about everything. Accept the money. Well, speaking of dates, listen, would you like to go out on a second date with Kyle? He will pay for it. I'm not paying

for anything with Kyle. Good point. Why should I. Kyle's got all the money in the world, He's got all those commas. Would you like to go out with him? You know what, he may have all the money in the world, but he has no class, so no, Yeah, did see that one coming. Well you blew it, sweetheart, it's your loss. Oh and the sweetheart too. Oh my gosh. Sorry, no second date for you, Kyle. Whatever, I'll go buy a second date somewhere else. I'm not worried about it.

I don't even believe this guy. It's so ridiculous. Yeah it is. But I do want to use that Comma's line at some point in my life. Thanks for that, Kyle. Text in at seven eight five to nine two that says, is Kyle interested in dating a fat, hairy, twenty five year old man? No touching, though, but I would like to date him. Another text that says that guy really makes me wish I was a gold digger, but the douche baggery was just too real for me to handle.

Serious put up with that. Talking about today's second date update, of course, Sky, Kyle wanted to call a girl named Melissa. They went out for dinner. He thought the reason that she wasn't calling back was because he was getting blown up by his ex the whole time. Yeah, which is awkward. Which is awkward, Yeah, and a pretty good reason not to call somebody back, especially when he showed her the text messages from his crazy ex, and she said that that was a little weird, but she was fine with it.

But the worst part of the date was we're thinking maybe he was insecure, trying to overcompensate, or maybe that's just him. I don't know, but he was trying to show off how much money he had. They spilled wine at one point, and he took out two hundred dollars bills from his pocket and cleaned up the wine with that money and then gave it as a tip to the waiter. And let's be honest, how absorbent could those things be? Feel like there was a lot of wine

still left on the table. So it's not even just a douche part. It's like, that's actually not the best way to do this. Some paper towels probably would be better. And money is so dirty, And I guess the whole time he just kept talking about how much money he had. It probably delivered one of my favorite lines that I've heard that I have to figure out how to work into a conversation. At one point, she asked him what

his favorite things are and he said, commas. I love commas because I'm just trying to get as many Commas in my bank account as possible. If someone said that to me, I'd be like, Commas, Is that like a new rapper or something. No, I just want Commas in my bank account because I'm a bawler and a lot of people are texting it at seven, eight, five, and nine two asking to date Kyle because you know, if you date him you can just take him for all his money. He doesn't care either. Yeah, he knows it,

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