Brooking Jebels second date. A lot of times, when you're out on a first date, you do something embarrassing, You embarrass yourself somehow, and then you never want to see that person again. Even if they like you, they call you, they try to get you on the phone, You're like, what happened on the date was just way too embarrassing.
I remember I went on a date with this girl a long time ago and went out on the date and we're there and like there are people coming up recognizing me from the radio, and we're leaving and I gave like this homeless guy like on a hundred dollar bill, and he cried about how it changed this life and all this stuff. And I was so embarrassed because she had just gone out with the perfect man. And I was like, there's no way I can continue this with that.
I'm so embarrassed that she saw that stuff happened. I can't continue it. So she'd tried to call me, and I'd be I just wouldn't ignore her calls. I knew it was just going to ruin everything. But I'm sure she also looked like, you know, a supermodel. Yeah, well but you had to turn it down, yeah, And that was it. I felt like I was too attractive for her. All kinds of embarrassing stuff happened on that date. Well, James, who is on the phone with us right now, has
an embarrassing story from his date too. Maybe not as embarrassing as my thing, but something happened on his date that is actually very embarrassing, not for him, for the girl that he actually went out and that's why he thinks she's not calling him back. James, what's up man? How are you going on? Guys? So the problem on your date wasn't that you were too perfect? Like I had? No not this time. So tell us a little bit about the girl that you want us to call today.
Her name is Lauren? Yep. And where did you meet Lauren? We got set up on a blind date? Was it? Oh? Wow? Was it blind? Blind? Or did you Google search or find her on Facebook? Completely blind? That is risky, yeah it is? Yeah? Yeah? And what did you guys decide to do when you went out? Well? I didn't want to do anything, you know, high pressure, high stakes, so I just we we got in touch and we met for breakfast one day. Okay, And how was how did
breakfast go? You guys enjoyed each other's company even though you hadn't seen each other or known anything about each other. Yeah. I don't want to sound cliche or anything, but I mean it was great. I mean that we had about an hour date and it just flew by. Um. She was stunning, you know, when she walked up for the first time, she was absolutely beautiful, so that, you know, I guess that's a lot of the anxiety of a blind date. What was her reaction to you, I mean,
did you pick up on anything? Did she seem similarly, you know, satisfied. Yeah, I mean we were joking around by the end of it, like we were you know, like we were old towels. She was laughing at my jokes. She was cutting jokes around me, and uh, we were. There was really no awkward low in the conversation, just one sort of topic led to the other, and she really Okay, the date sounds great and everything. It sounds awesome, but I want to know about the embarrassing part. That's
what I want to talk about right now. So after we finished breakfast, he didn't have anything to do for a while, so I said, let's just go for a drive, you know, just to drive, no explications, no, nothing like that. So she said, fine, let's do it. It It sounds like a great idea. So we hopped in my car and we're driving around and we're stopping at you know, really nice little parks and little things here and there that
just aren't nice to look at. And so while we're while we're driving and we're joking around, and I start to as placefully, not you can nothing expected, but placefully just tickle her side, nuddering the side tickless. So I just tickle herry tickle there. I just you know, goofing around, aforting kind of thing real quick, James, was she into that? Because tickling somebody on the first date to me sounds
kind of shr that you've dated for a year. N I know it was a little bit weird, but I mean she was laughing, she seemed to have a good time. She didn't told me to stop or push me away or anything. And as she's laughing, as I'm having a good time, she let one fly. And what did she do after she parted? On your first date? She turned the reddest color of red you've ever seen in your life.
Did you keep tickling her? Did you say anything to try to act like you didn't notice it, because I mean it was it wasn't like a silent one where maybe her like there was no doubt that her and it was from her. Did you start laughing? I mean I did not know. I It's like you put the mute button on the car. It's so hard not to sometimes because ferns are so funny. I wouldn't have known how to react in that situation. I think I would
have just acted like it didn't happen. But obviously it's one of those situations where like if you're on an elevator and you smell something like one of us did it, yeah, and nobody nobody just like pretend. But unfortunately, I mean the elevator is safer because I mean, in a car with two people, it's a pretty short process of elimination. I was gonna say, and unfortunately you're stuck with or not because you're on a date. So yeah, I mean you could tell she was really embarrassed. She was like
slinking down in her seats. She was trying to, you know, to get as close to the door as possible, like she was so embarrassed, and I you know, I mean, it happens you know, I mean, these things happen. It's it's you know, what happens inside the left. I was trying to tell it, like you kidding, you got to worry about Everyone does it? I I do it. We all read that book growing up. Yeah, it's just a natural. And what was her response to that? She was, you know,
She's like, you know, thank you. I understand. It's just really embarrassing. And she could tell that I was trying to help her, but I just I felt out of her. I really did, because she was really beat herself up about it, and she didn't really have a reason too. But I mean, I understand where she was coming from. A quarter now, I'm assuming your date ended shortly after that.
It did. I asked her if she wanted to keep driving or if she wanted to call it, and she said, I think, you know, I really had a great time, but I needsily kept going. I got stuff to do. So we drove back to the restaurant where we had breakfast, and that's where her car was, and we sort of did that you know, awkward goodbye where we both kind of still have the seatbelts on, but we hugged after your driver's side right, okay, And I asked her, can I call you or can I text you? Can I
see you again? And she told me she would text me or she would call me. And you haven't heard anything from her at all, No, not a thing. Have you tried to get a hold of her. Yeah, I've texted her a couple of times in the I called her once and it went right to voicemail. But otherwise, of nothing. I can't imagine being so embarrassed about one fart that you wouldn't ever call a guy again, especially when you're especially when the guy is expressing so much
interest in you. Yeah, think about And if she wasn't embarrassed before, now all of Seattle knows arras Now all right, well we're gonna play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay, all right, thanks, all right, hold on rooking Cuba in the morning. Update. You know, James, I think I know how you screwed up on your first date. Oh yeah, yeah, I was thinking about it. James wants us to call this girl named Laurence to day. They went out on a breakfast date.
It was all good and everything else, but the most important part of the date that we need to remember, is she farted on their first date because he was tickling her, and then she was very embarrassed about that, and the date ended shortly after, and he thinks that she's not calling him back because she's embarrassed, and she probably was very embarras And I think, James, the mistake that you made on your date was after she did that, after she tooted, you just try to make her feel
better by a consoling her. I mean, like, oh, don't worry about it. Everybody does it. What you should have done was fart yourself louder than her, and then you guys could have like a little fart battle in the car, and then it would be cute to be like, see, everybody does it. You know that's actually a good idea if I had that talent. Yeah, if you could do it on command? All right? You ready to call her and see if the reason that she isn't calling you
back is because a fart gate. Let's do it, all right, man, doll the phone right now? Hello? How can I speak to Lauren? Please? Hey, Lauren? How are you? This is Jewil from brook and Jewil in the morning. I'm you where you're calling from? Brook and Jewel in the Morning the radio show. Okay, why are you calling? I'm calling because we do a segment on our show called the
Second Date Update. It's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then aren't calling them back, and they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and ask if something went wrong. Okay, I didn't email anyone. I know you didn't email. Okay, somebody emailed us about you though about me? M Yeah, you recently went out on a date with one of our listeners. Okay, his name is James. Oh my god, do you remember going out with James? You know what, I don't think this is a good idea for me
to talk to you. Really. Can I just tell you real quick what he said about you, because I really would like for you guys to go out again, because he liked you a lot. Well, first of all, he shouldn't assert anything about them. Okay, Well, he told us about your first date, and he told us about the embarrassing incident. What do you mean. Well, he said that during the date he was kind of tickling you and you're messing around and then you pass gas. He told
you that, yes, he did Okay, don't be embarrassed. But it's not a big deal. And that's why were and that's why we're call It's not even about being embarrassed. I cannot believe he would. So what was the whole point of him calling you and tell like, he called you to tell you that you could just embarrass me on No no, no, no, no, no, not at all, Lauren.
He called and told us that because when we do this segment, we always talk to people about the date that they went on to figure out if there's anything awkward that happened. Well, it's really messed up. He shouldn't have told you that because it's private. Okay, I'm sorry about that. The only reason he told us that, though, was because he thought that's why you weren't calling back, because you're not embarrassed. This is so he should be embarrassed.
He's a complete weirdo. Like I thought he was a psycho, and obviously he is. Why do you think he's a psycho? First of all, it was like weird that he was tickling me by the way, that's like so weird. I thought that. Okay, so you sound like you don't like him very much. Before we I mean, like, I'm sorry, you would like to know how what a weirdo he is. I'm happy to tell you because obviously he has no problem calling a radio station and telling them something personal
about me. I would love to hear what a weirdo he is. And I'm sorry. You shouldn't be embarrassed. We're not trying to embarrass you at all. No, it's more just so James can know why you're not calling him back. Well, So we went out for breakfast on our date because like, I wanted to make sure it wasn't a weird at all, and it was actually nice. And then he wanted to know if I wanted to take a drive. It was a really nice day out and on the drive it
was beautiful. It's like the perfect day, and so we just stopped some parks, like we just stopped at various places. But then when we got to one place and he pulled over, and I was like, oh, I thought he was going to try to make out with me, And he told me that he had something he wanted to show me. So he got out of the car and I got out of the car and he walked me back to the trunk of the car. Oh, my god, that is scary already. Yeah, what was going through your
mind at that moment? I was worried that there was going to be like a sledgehammer, but I was hoping it would be like I don't know, like maybe he was getting the jacket or something, you know what I mean. I was like, movie's getting a jacket, right. So he opened the trunk and he pulled out an urn. Okay, okay, like a like a silver urn. Weird. And he said, this is really important to me, Like this is really special to me. This is my father. What. Yeah, he's
a bit that's a little bit heavy for a first date. Yeah, And I didn't even know what to think. I was just silent, like I didn't even ask anything. I didn't want to know anything about it at that point. And then he just said, because my father really loved birds, and so whenever I arrived the something's beautiful and see bird feeders, I stopped because it was his final wish that I sprinkle his ashes into the bird feeders so he can be free with the birds. Oh wow, that
is that's kind of weird, so weird. If that's his father's last wishes, that's one thing, but to do that with you on a first date, like, hey, we're going to share this special experience and feed my dad's father's ashes to some birds. I could see how that would kind of turn you off a little bit. What is at least third date material one? Did you guys spread ashes together? Yeah? Because I hope for he was going to kill me because I was like, how did his
father die? Like yeah, wow, all right, I can see why that turns you off. And Lauren, that's that's kind of that's kind of strange. Yeah. I was just like so relieved, honestly when I got home and I was not dad. Yeah, yeah, all right, hey Lauren, Yeah, he's also on the other line right now. I am sorry, Hi, Lauren, Oh my god, I'm just a little offended that, you know, I decided to open myself up and let you in on something you know, personal and special to me, and
then you judge me by it, you know what. First of all, here's the thing, I'm really sorry to hear about your dads, but you need to understand that that's actually nuts what you did. Like it like, I didn't even know your dad was dad. Like if we've been dating for a while, fine, maybe, but not only was it our first date, it was the first thing that I met you. Like, so, did you know we were going to do that? Like that's weird? No, I had no intention. But when we were driving and I saw
the birds and I said, yeah, just birds everywhere. Do you see a bird? Make it to my dad? And at the same time, you know what kind of connection I have with this girl that I had a great time at breakfast with, at a great time talking to you, had a great time driving with. And I thought, you know, maybe she was kind of real. Maybe she was a little bit deeper than just a puddle, you know that, maybe serious. Because I'm weirded out you pulled that an
urn on our first date. I'm I'm shallow. It's a little bit because if you can't say why I'm doing it, it is weird that you would take me to the tonk of your car, let an urn of your dad's ashes on our first date and then feed the birds
with it. I mean, I didn't get weird when you know you told me about all these traditions do you have with your grandma and all these other things, and that is different you can make on Thanksgiving if I told you that she was dead and I baked her ashes into a pie to then it would be the day. Must I remind you that I overlooked the factors to completely stunk up my car. That is so like, by the way, it's like completely weird. Also out to tickle people on the first date, like, oh, yeah, we forgot
about the tad thing. Well, it sounds like you two just had a wonderful time together, and that would mean that I need to ask Lauren if she would like to go on a second date with James. But we'll pay for you on a second date. No, you answered before I was even done asking the question, Lauren. No, I'm sorry, I just can't. I understand that this is very personal to him that I cannot. Sorry, James, I'm sorry, man, no second date for you. I can't blame me for
trying to go. Yeah, maybe just wait a little while to bust out your dad's ashes on a date. You know, I could probably try that out. Yeah, try that and then also wait a little while to bust out the tickling on the date. Yes, she should not own the brito broken jupil in the morning