Freaking jewels second day. Everybody knows that the best place to meet somebody isn't the coffee shop or online. Really, it's club traffic. A lot of people sitting in club traffic right now, Yeah, A bunch of people sitting around hot board, ready for action. And that's where Jamie met the girl that he wants to call today. Her name is Mackenzie. I guess he met her in traffic, which is impressive. What's up, Jamie? How are you? I'm good?
How you guys doing pretty good. I've actually tried to meet somebody in traffic before, and anytime I've looked at a girl who's been next to me driving, I try to get her attention somehow. And you can always tell that she knows I'm looking at her because she will not look from the road. Yeah, and I have never been able to do it. So what's your trick, Jamie persistent? Okay, I don't know that that's a good trick to give you. Just keep honking, keep honkings. Is that what you did?
You just honked at her a bunch and then you, guys, I just kept honking at her. Eventually they're gonna look Okay, Okay, but the thing is like, I've been hit on in traffic and someone held up a sign with her phone number on it, Like, but what does hanking do? How did you make that work? Well, how it worked with me was we were in traffic, we weren't moving. I was honking at her. I got her to roll down her window, and then I told her that I liked
what her licens Place said. She was like what And I was like, yeah, like what your Lisas place said. She's like, what did my Lisas Place say? I said, it says that we should go out sometimes. I've actually given your points for that one and that worked. Yeah, worked this time. And so when the past second said hasn't worked for you before? Did you get her number right there in traffic or did you guys pull over and have a conversation. Well, I gave her my number. Okay.
I shouted my number to her and then she texted me all right, okay, So what did you guys actually do when you went out? Well, we went to a bar, you know, has some drink, some appetizers. We're just getting to know each other. No, were you nervous because when you meet somebody online, at least you know kind of what their interests are and stuff. Before you go into this, you knew nothing about her, right, I knew she was hot. I knew that for a fact. That's all you really
need to know sometimes. Okay, So did she seem into you on the data? I mean, I know she's not calling you back now, but do you think she was enjoying herself? I mean, yeah, we were having a great time, you know, we were laughing, we were talking, and then there was this guy at the bar, really drunk guy that fell off the bar stool and we both cracked up, laughing and sad. And then I kept imitating him falling off the bar stool, which has made, you know, made
her laugh even more. Were you literally falling off your bar stool making fun of this guy? Yeah? I was. Yeah. Did anything else happen other than the guy falling off his bar stool and entertaining you? Well? I mean we were eating appetizers and she said she was and I said, no, you're not, and she's like, yeah, no I am, And I was like no, and I grabbed her spoon and I liked it. What why would you do that? I don't get what I don't get that I'm a funny guy.
It's timing. It was perfect. It had to be this. It was funny. Laugh at it. Yeah, she laughed at it. I mean maybe not as as as hard as the bar stool thing, but she thought it was funny. Okay, Hey, I don't so how did everything end with you guys? So the weirdest thing happened towards the end of the night. Her friend shows up at the bar, and we were
both really surprised. And so her friend said that she needed help with something immediately, and that you know, so she said that she had to go and help her friend out. So her friend randomly showed up to the bar that you were at and said that she needed help with something. Yeah, isn't that crazy? You realize you realize how that sounds, right? Yeah, it sounds like she used her friend, like she made the nine one one call that she needed to bail. No, no, no, I
wouldn't know that. I wouldn't know if no, I saw the surprise on her faith when her friend showed up. She didn't know she was coming. Okay, okay, And what was the last thing you two said to each other before she rushed out to help her friend? I just say, I'll text you. She said, yeah, see in traffic traffic. That's not exactly like yeah, I can't wait to go out again. You realize that, right, Jamie, that was a joke. You know we met. How many times have you tried
to get ahold of her? Jamie? Let me see, about three, three or four times? Anything back at all? I am not. So why do you think she's not calling you back? Well, I don't know. I mean, maybe she's busy, or oh maybe she found somebody funnier, which I doubt is possible. But all right, well play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay, all right, right man, just hang on looking jubil in the morning. I'm looking forward to this phone call for the second
day up date today. If you're just joining us. We were in the middle of a second day update. Jamie is on the phone and we're about to call the girl that he went out with named Mackenzie. The way their night ended was Mackenzie's friend randomly shot up to the same bar they were at, had an emergency and got Mackenzie to leave with her, and Jamie is convinced
that it was all just a big coincidence. We all say that she obviously texted a friend of hers to come to the bar and rescue her because she wasn't enjoying the date. Jamie, are you ready to find out if she did set that whole thing up or if you're right she did not set that up. I am telling you she was genuinely surprised, you know how. I know that it wasn't quizzes that her friends showed up, But she was genuinely surprised. But she made this noise
that sounds that sounds stated stage. That's somebody who's really surprised. Okay, So she gasped when she saw her friend, and that's how you know it's legit. Ye. All right, Well, I'm gonna dial her phone of her right now and see why she's not getting back to you. Okay, okay, let's get to the bottom of this. All right, here we go. Hello, Hi is Mackenzie there? This is me. Hello, Hey Mackenzie, how are you? This is Jewil. I host a radio show called Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Oh, okay, hi,
are you going? Well? I'm calling because one of our listeners actually sent us an email about you. Oh that's weird. It was somebody who is a big fan of yours and would love to hang out with you, but you're not calling him back after you guys went on a date. Oh have you been on on a lot of dates recently? Or uh no, not really. I think I know who you're talking about. Yeah, Wonderful is his name, Jamie? Yeah
that's him. Yeah, Yeah, you got it right. Jamie emailed us because he said that you guys went out on a date and he had a great time, but now you're not calling him back, so he can't figure it out. And he was wondering if we could get you on the phone and find out why. Oh wow, wow, do you mind telling us? I don't know, kind of weird date. I guess you could say in the category of weird date, he seems a little strange. Yeah, that was the weirdest
thing about Jamie. Um, just you know, he's one of those guys who just tried to make you laugh like a lot. And when we first met, I thought he was funny because we were in traffic and he started honking at me. He told us how you guys met, He was in traffic, honked at you and used some cheesy pickup line. Yeah, it was actually funny though kind of talked about my license. I actually gave him points for that because it was a pickup line that was
obviously cheesy but not creepy. Yeah, and it was kind of creative, you know, like no one ever done that before is I was like, Oh, that's interesting, So I thought, why not. I'll grow up with this guy and see what he's all about. And I found out what he was all about. That sounds so positive when you say it like that sounds like you didn't like what Jamie is all about? No, not really, so what about he's
too much? Honestly, Like, he kept doing this thing where he would imitate that this guy like who fell out of his chair, and it was kind of funny, but then he kept doing it. He gave it like six or seven times. I had a feeling even when he was telling us that that story that it was over kill. Yeah. And did he tell you about his impressions? No, he didn't tell us anything about impressions. He was an impressionist. Oh yeah, really great awkward impressions that are not at
all like the people that they're supposed to be. Like he did President Obama and games Bond, you get this like President Obama didn't sound like anything like him at all. And Morgan Freeman, he just like lowers his voice a little bit. And James Bond nothing changed at all. Nothing changed. Hello, there, I am James Jamison Bond. Yeah, every impression he did sounded just like himself because they were really bad. God, they were the worst that I've ever heard. They were terrible.
Michelle and I welcome you to the White House. What, Oh, it's President Obama? What the hell is going on? Well, Mackenzie, I was waiting to tell you this, but Jamie is actually on the other line listening. Or yeah, it could be President Obama who just broke into our conversation. I don't know, but you McKenzie, that was President Obama listening. And oh gosh, wow, I'm born Jamie. That doesn't there's Lamie. What are you doing on the phone? Because I didn't
know how to get a hold of you. I couldn't get you to call me back or check me back. Oh my god, I don't know what to say to you. Jamie. This is really weird. I just don't understand. I mean, you were laughing at all of my impressions. I mean you didn't know. Come on, come on, that Obama. You couldn't tell the difference. No, it's not about any of your horrible impressions. It's about the whole night and how you didn't stop going. I didn't stop because you were laughing.
Why would I stop you were laughing. I was trying to be polite and nice. No, no, Jamie, I mean she's saying it. How can you say no and disagree with her when it's Mackenzie herself telling you this. I know genuine laughter. When I hear genuine laughter, he thought it was funny. Yeah, But Jamie, I mean, the point of a first date is to get to know each other, right, So if you're on the whole time, Mackenzie doesn't ever get a look at who you really are exactly? Do
you know who this is? The penguins are marching along the ice. Uh, I don't get it. Hey, Jamie, who was that? Come on, it's Morgan Freeman. How is that? Oh? The penguin got it? Jamie? You know what? I recognized the voice because I was like, dude, I know where it's from. It was just on the h my tongue right right. It's Morgan Freeman. He's always doing that. The univer sense is going, like, Jamie, that is like, has anyone ever told you that you're good at those in
your life? I don't have to have anyone tell me. I hear their laughter when I do them. That's how I know they're funny. Man, that's man. You be a don't get it. Just keep doing you man, you know funny. I do know funny. And Mackenzie knows I was funny. There's just some other reason she's not telling you the truth. Really, so you're you're saying that Mackenzie is lying to us and using the fact that she didn't think you were that funny as an excuse. Yeah, so McKenzie, what's the
real reason. Come on, I don't think you can handle the truth. No, I can handle the truth. Hey, who is that? Who is that? We don't know? I'm not you can handle the truth. Come on, I thinks you can't even Come on, it's Jack Nicholson, like you didn't know. Come on, we're hey, Jamie, We're just everybody's kind of screwing with you right now. Your impressions are really good. You're doing a great job. Why are you seat You're in the laughter. Obviously, I'm funny good, exactly like every
time you do it. We're cracking up exactly all right, before we let this whole thing come doing it? And I do have to ask mckensey something. Whatckensey would you like to go on a second date with Jamie? We will pay for it, Jamie and all of his personalities. I would love to go out with somebody else, anybody but Jamie. Oh well, how about how about you go out with Stewie A baby that's Stewie from Family Guy, isn't it Jamie? Yes, you got it? Yeah, this spot on, Jamie.
You are impressive. Dude. Hey, we're gonna keep your phone in case we ever need to use you for something. All right, that's awesome, but hey not free. Hey for the type of work that you do. We'll pull it for that voice work. Don't worry about it. You're good, mackenzie. Thank you very much for your time. I appreciate it. Yeah, yeah, Jamie, you take care man, and don't worry. You're gonna be okay, awesome Leavista baby. Yes, Arnold Schwarzenegger, who you got it? Broken? Jupil in the morning