Second Date Update PODCAST: Mr. Charisma

mister Charisma, he has to have some theme music. That's got to be a joke. Ladies and gentlemen, mister Charisma is on the phone. Oh he is in a velvet suit. Now, what's up, mister Charisma? What's up? What's up? What's up? Guys? How you doing? Not much? It's a pleasure to meet you. Absolutely well. You know that's a lot of ladies say, shut up, you are like the mister Chrisma thing is a joke, right, You're not serious about that. I'm actually

very serious. That's a nickname of buddies that gave me. Because I go out on so many dates, I'll probably average about one or two a week. Well, actually the numbers are going up a little bit. You know, I'm kind of hitting this nice little streak. So you know, two or three times a week. Two times a week, man, mister Charisma is about to be mister broke. How do you afford that? I mean, I'm very selective on where I like to go, depending on the ladies, so you

know that kind of thing. And sometimes they offer because I'm so charismatic, they offer the pace sometimes I've done so far and the brief time that we've talked with you is it roll my eyes. Well, that's okay. You just need to give me a few more minutes. That's all. I just need to listen to for a moment. I'm salt. Yeah, mister Charisma. Do you go both ways because I'm interested now? Uh? No, Man, I don't. But that's okay. I mean, guys kind of envy me a little bit too, So talking I can

put you up on some game. Man. I can teach you a few things. You know, you get you squared away. Man, we can tell so ladies want you and dudes want to be you pretty much. I appreciate your confidence, though, I will say that once your real name. My name's Chris. Okay, yeah, it didn't do it for me there, all right, mister Chrisma, tell us about the girl you want to call today. How did she fall in love with you? Well, so

met Desiree at a club. Does you know she told me to call her de short, which automatically, I like, you know, I like anybody that can kind of come up with a nice little nickname, a cool little short name. Obviously. Okay, it's kind of an obvious one when your name's desire but continue. Yeah, we were at a club and everything was cool. I mean I saw across the way cute, amazing body, you know, and she was over there doing a little moves and dancing. So I said, let mister

Chrisma go over there and introduce himself. Dude, no, you also refer to yourself a third person. Of course everybody should. Yeah, you like it, you're paying attention, you love it, And did pay attention in the same way. Oh, absolutely, you know, I'll go over there and introduce myself, you know. I offer to get her a drink. We had a few, and then we started dancing and everything was was great. And she's telling mister Chrisma to get down. I'm telling

Dez to get down. Everything is is going well. And the cool thing about it is, you know, she wasn't like a normal, you know, chick, like she's a nurse, and which is automatically cool. You know, I can respect the fact she's out there saving lives and stuff because, you know, as mister Chrisma, if I see somebody in trouble, I'm gonna jump out there and save a life too. Yeah, I like it. What did she do that made you think that she thoroughly enjoyed it? Oh, she's laughing the

whole time and obviously enjoying herself. But the fact that, as I said, we got on the dance floor, she was no. I was no longer Chris. I was come on, mister Chrisma, and see what you got. Let me see these moves, let's see what's going on. You know, all right. But at that point and we just met, she's already calling me mister chrismas like, okay, yeah, everything's perfect, boom, no problem. So how did the rest of your time go with her? I mean, did you guys make out

or anything? Yes? So after the club we kind of went and you know, I walked into a car and we kind of talked out there for him and it was a nice night, so it wasn't too you know, too bad. Basically moved in for the for the kiss, of course, but you know it kept it really simple. She wanted to basically just give me a kiss on her cheek, nice little hug. She told me she enjoyed herself with mister Chrisma again. She gave me. She gave me her number and I'll save it as as Dez,

which was awesome. And then I told her, hey, you'll get a text from mister Chrisma very soon and we'll go out again. And she said, absolutely, hit her up and we'll do it again. And did she get back to you at all? That's the thing. She hasn't responded, which is confusing because she gave me her number. I didn't have to ask for her. She just took my phone and put it in there. Yeah, and I'm guessing you don't get this very much from the ladies blow

at all. I mean, I've met women all over the place, so you know, I met women at the gym, of course, bed bath and beyond, you know, a cell phone store. This this girl was having a problem with her phone bill or whatever, and I went over and introduced myself. The next thing, I know, you know, she's like, hey, can you put his number on my phone? Yeah? Yeah, you guys say that. But again, you're going on a lot of first dates. That's not equaling to a lot

of people pulling for you. Listen, I'm not interested in women falling from me. I'm not trying to get married next week. I mean, I have girls just laying down for me, dying. I want to be with mister chrismas, so you know, I think she's playing his cat and mouse game, which mister Chisma likes a little did. But I need to know why she's not returning my text. Do you think that this girl could ever be missus Charisma? You know, if she plays the cards right, Yeah she could.

Oh my god, she plays her cards right. And you're the one calling to beg her to call you back. I see, no, no, no, I'm not begging, to be clear, I just need some information. I'm definitely all right. All right, all right, play a song, come back, and then call her and get your second day update. All right, all right, let's do it, all right, man, hold on brooking Jubil in the morning. Second update, Well, the name of the show has been officially changed. It's now Brooke Jubil and

mister Charisma in the morning. Mister Charisma is on the phone, and if you miss the first part of the second date update, that's what he calls himself. His real name is Chris, but it doesn't matter when you got a nickname like mister Chrisma. And he met a girl named Desiree at the club and Desiree isn't calling him back, and it's blowing his mind because ladies don't often disrespect

mister Charisma like that. All right, man, absolutely, are you ready to get her on the phone and find out why she would have the nerve to see what's going on with desire Okay? And Chris, I'm sorry, I can't with them, mister Chris. If if it is the fact that she just feels like maybe you aren't being your honest self, can you tone it down a little bit for her or no? Well, mister Chrisma is part of Chris, so I am being honest. I don't understand what the

problem is. Okay, Well, maybe that in of itself is the issue. All right, Well, I'm gonna dial her phone number right now and see if we can get her on the phone and find out what happened. All right, all right, okay, here we go. Hello. Hi, is this Desiree? Yeah? This is right? Who's this? Hey? Des right? This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning, the radio show. Wait, who is it? I'm sorry, Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a morning radio show that's on

in the morning. Okay, I don't understand. Why what can I do for you? Well, I wanted to talk to you because one of our listeners actually sent us an email asking if we get a hold of you, who's that? Well, I think what I say his name, You're probably gonna instantly know who he is. His name is mister Charisma. That's not really his thing. Have you met a mister Charisma before? If you've met more than one, I'm floored. Oh yeah, yeah, okay, all right, yeah, hard to forget

a name like mister charismas. So, yeah, do you remember meeting mister Chisma at the club the other night? Uh? No, you mean I mean no, I didn't meet him at a club. I met him like six months ago, Like we met it a Costco. I met it a Costco six months ago and not at the club the other night. Yeah, it's definitely like several months ago at a Costco. But it's funny you bring it up because, like, just recently he has started texting me. But I mean, I have

no clue what he's talking about. It's so weird. Oh my god. Wait, so wait your desire though, right? Yeah, I'm desiree yes, are you a nurse? No? Okay, the desire we're looking for is a nurse that was at the club the other night. Oh yeah, no, I'm not a nurse. I like, never go to clubs. You'll never catch me at once you go to club Costco unless Costco counts as the club. Yeah, okay, can you hold

on for me one second? Please? Okay, cool, Okay, hang on, Hey mister Chrisma, Yeah, hold on, hold on, guys, I know exactly what the problem is that with my fault. I have like four desires in my phone. I think that's what it is. I text the wrong one. So you want to like get me on with you know you guys, just whoever contact you know, your team whatever. So we're gonna go through. We're gonna go through all the desires in your phone. No, no, no, I have the right one. I have the right desire. I know

which one it is. I just you know, Hey, slight confusion, man, We're going as many dates as I do. That happens, all right, Well, hold on, what is going on? You know? Hello? You guys. I'm I'm still on the phone. I can hear this. Uh sorry I thought I hit hold. I guess I didn't. Yeah, I know, I can still hear everything. Okay, Sorry, our bad our, bad desires. So we're looking for the other one. Great, So can I go now? And uh, mister Chrisma, can you just like delete my number? Yeah? Weirdo. Yeah,

that's not a problem. I can definitely do that. Had a better desire to fall. I wasn't looking for you any insulting her now, Oh my god, Chris, all right, desire, Well, thank you for your time, appreciate it. Whatever. Oh wow, all right, mister Chrisma, are you I'm gonna put you on hold, okay, and then slide the new desire's number, the right desiree to our producer and then we'll call her. Okay, all right, hang one second, Oh my god, there is

that is amazing. We've never had this happen before. Four desires. What are the chances we get the wrong again? I don't even know one desiree. He truly is, mister Chrisma. She just said delete by four desires in his phone. You know, anybody with four desires I will say, picking up digits at Costco is quite the feat. Yeah, okay, exec back. Hey mister Chrisma, are you there? Yes, all right, So I've got the new number for the new desire

four desires in your phone. That's impressive, dude. Hey listen, I told you guys, mister Charisma gets around two or three days, you know, in a week. That's what happens. And sometimes it's a little, a little hiccup, a little you know, mix up. Good start dating girls with different names, mister Chrisma. Okay, I'm dialing this phone number right now, and hopefully it's the right desiree. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's going to be pretty sure. All right, let's see

what happens here we go. Hello, Hey, is this desiree Desiree the nurse? Yes, yes, okay, we got the right desiree on the phone. This is Jewel from Brook and Jewel in the morning. It's a radio show. Okay, okay, I'm just gonna get to the point. We do a segment on our show called the second Date Update. That's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then end up not calling them after, they can email us and then we'll get that person on the

phone and try to figure out what happened. I'm just gonna put him on the phone with you and not waste time. His name is mister Chrisma. You met him at the club the other night, and he hasn't been able to get ahold of you, so ye had us call you. So mister Charisma is on the phone. I wants to talk to you. Oh my god, mister Charisma. Okay, that's right. What's up there? How are you doing? Hi? Oh my god? That was a positive high. So you know, I've been texting you. You know, I'm sure you've been

getting them. You know, mister Charisma with a wink face, what's going on? But I haven't gotten any texts from you. I didn't get any text You're pretty sure about that. I don't know if maybe you're having trouble with your signal. I mean, I'm pretty positive. I've been texting you as well. Really, I mean no, I have not seen a text from you at all. Well, I mean, you know, you gave

me your number. I took it as we had a very good time obviously, So why didn't you just reach out to me if you didn't hear back from me in a while. Well, well, you know, I have been busy. I'm a nerd, you know. Yes, I remember saving lives every day. Yeah, wait, deserrate, can I just interject? Were you looking for a text from mister Charisma like with that like major day? Uh, you know, I kind of

put it out of my mind after that night. I mean it was we had a good time and then I went to work and sounds really fun about it. You forgot about mister Chrismo. I never remember him. You know, I remember mister Charismo, but like, you know, not, it wasn't really on my mind. I guess. Oh, so it's okay. I understand she's you know, she's kind of maybe a little thrown off guard because you guys around. She definitely remembers mister Karisma. I can see that you're being a

little busy or whatever. But let's just move past that. So obviously you were looking for a text from me and didn't get it. But you know, that kind of sums up why you didn't respond, because that you know, people respond to me, so you know you're not too busy to go back out again. I would imagine, right, what, Wow, that's you're so confident? Then? Yeah, that was a lot, man,

that was a lot to take it. Wow, you did give me your number and you just said you had a great time with me at the club that night. I mean, everybody heard it, right, you guys heard it? Did She said she had fun? Yeah? And then she said she hadn't thought about it since. Actually she didn't say she hasn't thought about it since. She said that she put it out of her mind because she didn't receive a text from me, and she was actually pretty sad about it. Out of sight, out of mind. So

I get it. She said everything, but the sad part. I don't think I heard that parting. I haven't really been feeling sad. I don't. What did you like about him? Does? Well? He was funny. It was funny, and we danced. He had some good moves. I mean, that's why I go to the club every now and then and I generally meet like somebody cool and we danced and then you know that's good. I and Georgia moves too, Daz. I mean he definitely moved great. We had a good time.

She tells some great jokes. You know, definitely got a good connection going on. Then we had a great time. I want to offer you the opportunity of a lifetime. Not many people get a second chance with mister Chrisma. Would you like to go out on a second date with mister Chrisma? We will pay for it. Oh wow, Um, you know what, I had a really good time that night, but I'm not looking for anything more than that. That's a no, mister Chrisma. You know, you know what, some

people just get intimidated by mister Chrisma. It's okay, desire I can actually call this other days. You know, you guys to have the other days right that we called Cosco. Yeah, you just get for a callback. She told it. I'm not gonna call every single Desiree in your phone and ask him out. Oh no, you don't have to ask him out. Just let them know that they are able to have a second chance with me. Like you guys said me and you'll just do that off the air then,

because just can't go on any longer. It's a second date, up date, not mister Chrisma tries to get a date with desiree. I don't understand. Is there another desiree? How many desires do you have? Don't worry about it. We've got a lot of desires. Well, you know what, listen, I don't really need you guys to do that. I appreciate your time and everything. I've got a couple more desires to call. I'm just going to call him soon as I could offer. Mister Chrisma, really appreciate your time today.

Appreciate you and I know I would wish you luck, but I know you don't need it. In the morning text in at seven eight, five to nine two that says I've never wanted to punch but make out with somebody so bad in my life? Oh my god, how could that be part of your feelings? And of course that's a response to today's second date update if you missed it, Chris wanted to call Daz. Chris doesn't go

by Chris though. Chris goes by the nickname mister Charisma, and he kept calling himself the whole time, and he met a girl named Deaz at the club and was sure that she was into him and was confused why mister Chrisma wasn't getting a call back, because mister Chrisma always gets a call back. Anyway, we went to call Daz and then we called the wrong days because he gave us a different days that was in his phone because apparently he's got like four of them in there

or something. He met her at Costco. Yeah, how do you mean someone I don't know? It's impressive. Yeah, we finally got the real days on the phone and she was just like thinking it was a night of fun and didn't really want to hang out with mister Charisma again, and he didn't really get it, and he's sure that he'll be able to get another date with her, but

we'll see. Yeah. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person that didn't call you back.