Second Date Update PODCAST: Mistaken For Mom

the photos. He said, one photo she was riding a mechanical bull with a cowboy boot over her head, and in another photo she was wearing a squirrel costume climbing a tree. I want to hang out with she sounds like a fun time, Tim, how are you hey? I'm good. How are you doing good? So tell us about the whacky Nicole. I mean, like the best part about that squirrel photo is that you could tell like she hired a photographer, Like it was like a pretty serious so

she did. She did glamour shots in her squirrel photo. It was I was just like, okay, Like she's pretty, but she's cool, you know what I mean. Yeah, And obviously you guys went out you hit her up. Yeah, I mean, like you know, we like matched up, and we figured we'd hit the town and she was just like, you know, take me where you like to go, like what like she wanted to get that feeling for like what I like to do. So I really like Chinese food. It's kind of like my thing, and I got my

spot that I go to. It's pretty authentic. So we rolled down there and ordered appetizers and like, you know, we're hitting it off, but then the appetizers come and it's like one of those authentic places. So they had the chopsticks in front of us, and that was it, and she kind of like looks at everything and kind of freezes and she looks at me like she guys, I've never used chopsticks before whatever, Like ever, really I know people who have never used chopsticks before. Really that

is so weird to me. The thing is, it was fine, you know, like I was like, okay, like I'll get you a fork, don't worry about it, like that's fine. But she was like, no, I'm gonna try and use these, which was cute, and like I got to show or you know, my teacher, and that was kind of fun. Oh yeah, you got to go behind her and put your arms around her, sort of like you're a pervy tennis coach given a tennis slashing, but with chopsticks. I wasn't that forward, but it was kind of close. Good.

I'm glad, I'm glad you stayed in your seat for the lesson. But the thing is is that, like I gotta give her credit, Like she was like really trying, but like she had this like dumpling and she just couldn't get it on the chop sticks. Do you think that she was embarrassed? I think so, but I gotta give her credit. She would not give it up, you know. Okay, it got to a point where she was just like I think she kind of had enough of it, and I was like, you know what, we'll just bail and

we'll just go to the movie. Like it's no big deal. Like I wasn't super hungry anyway, It's like it's cool. So he actually didn't eat your meal because she couldn't use chopsticks. Oh yeah, I just kind of like brought it up. I was like, hey, like we do just go and then she just like lit up like a Christmas tree, and I was just like, yeah, let's go Okay,

I mean she sounded cool up until that point. That sounds kind of extreme to me, like you bail in a whole dinner because he refused to just ask for a fork. No, I mean, like you didn't see what happened there. I mean it was kind of the next logical leap was to just get out of there, all right. And so you said you went to the movies after,

Oh yeah, yeah. And once we got in the car and like we were out of the restaurant, like she kind of started to like loosing back up again and we were just like, you know, going back and forth and laughing like she I think she had kind of gotten the whole incident out of her system a little bit, right and on out to the movie theater. Okay. I was worried something like that would like actually ruin the

momentum of your date, but it doesn't sound like it. No. I was even kind of proud of myself because I was like, cool, we pulled out of a tailspin, straight in the airplane, back out, flying full speed ahead. How did the rest of the date go at the movies? Well, we got in the movie theater, got the tickets, no big deal, and then I really had to go to the bathroom, and I was like, hey, like I planned

the date, it's on me. So I hand her twenty bucks, get whatever snacks you want, like, here's the cash, and I'll be back. Yeah. So we get to the seats and she's like really quiet, and I started thinking. I was like, you know, like I don't I don't know how much like you know, popcorn et sodas are. I don't know if they praised the prices on those or anything. And maybe the twenty dollars wasn't enough. Oh yeah, maybe she had to use her own money, because I think

that is about two thousand dollars for all that. But then I was like, hey, like you know, if that wasn't enough money, like I can give you more money, and she was like no, it's fine. But then like didn't say anything after that, and I was like, Okay, I mean, that's the only thing you could think of that she'd be upset about, is that you shorted her a couple bucks. I mean, maybe maybe she was still upset about like the Chinese food thing from earlier, but

like we I thought we'd moved past that. But I was just honestly that was the only thing I could think of at the moment. So the movie started and we didn't talk for a couple of hours, but it was very clear there was a tension there. And then the movie's over and she was like, you know what, I'm just gonna catch an uber home and that was kind of the end of it. Wow. So she didn't

even let you drive her home. No, Like, we had an awkward hug there for a minute, but I mean past that, I mean she was just kind of out of there. I wonder what could have gone wrong. Yeah, I honestly don't know, Like it turned on a dime, but I don't know if it was my assault or what. Well, and if she was already starting to stew about something before a movie started, that's probably all she thought about

for the next three hours. And you did nothing because you're not talking to make her be like, oh, actually I can still like him. Yeah, I don't know, But that's why I emailed you, guys, because somebody's got to figure this out because it's been driving me crazy. Okay, all right, well, we'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. All right? Cool? All right, man, hang on looking jubil in the morning, right in the middle of a second date update and

if you're just joining us. Tim is on the phone today. He wants to call a girl named Nicole. They met off a Tinder, had kind of an awkward moment when they went out for Chinese food and she didn't know how to use opsticks, but they got over that and made it to the movies, and then at a certain point, he says, her mood changed and she became quiet and then sort of into things after the movie. And after thinking about it, Tim, I think I know what went wrong. Really, yeah,

I think I figured it out. This has happened to me a lot. I've been burned by this so many times. I bet that after the movie started she realized you took her to a PG thirteen movie, and maybe her parents don't let her see that yet. I'm not I tend to date girls that are younger than I am. If this has burned me so many times, they're like, I'm only allowed to SEEPG and this is PG thirteen. You were sick. Do you think maybe that did it?

I mean, I'm pretty sure she's older than thirteen. Dude, Okay, I don't check ID on my days anything, all right, I just want to be sure because I know that's it's happened to me in the past. Man, it's always an awkward thing. Anyway. Yeah, Tim can't figure out why she's not wanting to go out with him again, So

we're about to call her and find out why. And if she was honestly upset that you gave her a twenty and she needed more for the food at the concession stand, do you really want to talk to her again because that seems we're so petty. I mean no, I mean, if she's gonna get upset about that a little money, then I don't think it's gonna work out. But I mean I don't think that's it. But I couldn't think of anything else in the moment, you know. Plus she probably gets an allowance anyway. I'm not even

thinking about that. All right, I'm gonna dial her phone of her right now? Okay? Sure, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi, I was looking for Nicole. Um. This is Nicole. Hey, Nicole, how are you? My name is Jew Bill from brook and Jew Bil in the morning. Um. Okay, what is that? It's a radio show? Are you telling something? No? Well, I am, but we can talk about that later. I'm calling you for something else. Okay, this is a joke. No, it's not a joke. I hear people laughing. Yeah, that

would be Jose. I'm calling you because one of our listeners sent us an email about you. Okay, this seems like a prank or something. It's not a prank. I promise you. Actually, the guy who emailed us speaks very highly of you. His name is Tim. Tim Who Tim? He's a guy that you met off of Tender and you went on a dinner in a movie date. Oh okay, okay, why did he email you about me? Because we do a segment on our show called the Second Date Update. So Tim is wondering why you're kind of giving him

the cold shoulder. This is a weird thing. I mean, he called you. Why wouldn't he just call me? I guess he's been trying to call you, but every single time he texts you or tries to get ahold of you, just tell him that you're busy. But why call a radio station because hopefully we can be a little more persuasive and find out the answer. Since you won't really talk to him. He's totally in the dark on this one. He has no idea what we're so wrong? Well, he

wouldn't know nothing he did. It's not his fault. Okay, if it's not his fault, then can you tell us what went wrong? Why don't I just tell you what he told us about the date? He said that, you guys went out for Chinese food and there was sort of an awkward moment because you don't know how to use chopsticks. Yeah, that happened. Did that bother you a lot? It sounded like it might have been kind of embarrassing. It was totally embarrassing, and I felt so stupid, But

he was actually really cool about it. I'm sure that if I dam a few other guys, if I got out and been in that situation, they would have made me feel really stupid. And he was actually really nice about it. I can't believe you guys like left the restaurant because you couldn't use chopsticks. So, oh, I know, well, I was embarrassed. I just felt like I couldn't get it, and I'm starving, all right, So it wasn't the chopstick thing, No, not at all. Right. Well, he also told us that

when you guys went to the movies. Like, right before the movie, you got very quiet and then didn't really say much the rest of the date. And then after the movie you just took an uber home and didn't even give him the opportunity to drive you home. Oh yeah, I wanted to get out of there. Yeah, it sounds like it you did a good job. What happened to that? If you say it's not his fault, I mean that sounds like a pretty rash decision. Oh god. All right.

So we're in line to get our food at the concession stand, okay, And he gave me money before he took off to go to the bathroom, and we were like next in line, So the cashier kept looking at us. I know he saw me with him. Well, by the time I got to the front, I was by myself. Okay, okay. So he says, are you ready? And he says, oh, I love. That's so sweet that you're taking your son out. I wish my mom would take me to the movie.

Thought that your date was your kid? Yes? Wow? Wait, are you like way older than him, not like like five years? Did you want to slap that dude? Oh my god, I wanted to slink away I felt like throwing up. I was I was so embarrassed. I just felt horrible, Like, who does that to somebody? What did you say back to the concession worker. I didn't say anything. He just kep going on about how he wanted to end more time with his mom and he hitsed her

and he was loud. Okay, but I mean, but the thing is, concessioncy workers at movie theaters are usually like fifteen years old or sixteen or something. I mean, maybe he just didn't have a good grasp on age. It didn't matter. I mean, he said it, and I just couldn't get it out of my mind. Very nice way to start a romantic evenings. And I'm thinking other people think that. I mean, do I really look that much? Oulder? I mean, you know, it's just I felt stupid. I

don't want to be a cougar. That's gross. You got a Cogars five years. If I were you, I would have grabbed my son and made out with him in front of that. You show him whose boss? I guess I should. Yeah, I mean that's not really fair. Like you, you blamed it on your date, you ended up not calling it back, and this guy really liked you. I know that it just kind of dampened the whole evening.

I felt stupid the chop sticks. But now i'm his momicks right, So that's why you don't want to go out with him again, because you're afraid that people will think he's your son. Yes, Nicole, nothing brings me more pleasure than to reacquoint you with your son, Tim because he's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Yeah. Tim, Oh my god, Nicole, I can't believe that happened. It was just so bad. That's

the worse. Like I think Brooke is right though, I mean, like those guys, all those kids are, they're like sixteen years old behind the counter, right that they can barely scoop the popcorn like they don't know. I mean that's yeah, that's nice for you to say, but I mean, pe obviously someone thought that it was old enough to be your mother. Yeah, but they don't know anything, Like they don't know the truth. I mean, like, honestly, we had

a great time. We really hit it off. Like I understand that I'll upset you, but like if you just told me that, I would have just been like, like, don't, don't even worry about it. Oh, say how sweet he is? Now you sound like you're his mom. You know what I mean. I'm not trying to be his mom. I just said he was sweet. Yeah, but now you can't say anything like that because the only visual I it is a mom talking to her son. It's awful. Everybody's

gonna start thinking it. Yeah, but maybe you're playing the wrong blame. Maybe it's not because you look old. Maybe it's because Tim, do you look super young? I mean, yeah, I got that baby face going on, you know when I shaved. So I mean, I think it's totally on me personally. I mean everyone's being so nice about it. But I mean, Tim, are you think it would be weird to go out? I mean, people are gonna think

I'm your mom. Here's the thing, Nicole, Like, whenever you're seeing anybody, like they're gonna be people who have a lot of things to say about a couple. But like, who cares? You know what I mean? Like, that's why I liked about your tender profile in the beginning, because that seems like you didn't really care what people thinking. I mean, honestly, I think you're great. I think we had a good connection. So I think it could work pretty cute. Yeah, I mean, maybe he deserves his banking, Nicole.

You don't know that, Nicole. Would you like to go out with Tim for a second date? We will pay for it. We'll give him an allowance to take you out. That's horrible. Um, I mean if I mean, if he's okay with, you know, dating his mother, then Tim, are you okay with dating your mom? The weirdest question we've ever asked or at a second date update. Look, Nicole, it was just one kid at a movie theater saying one thing. I don't think it's that big of a deal as you think it is, Like, of course I

want to go on another date. Awesome. Well, congratulations Tim, you got your second date. Yeah, no problem. You guys are gonna have so much fun to Chucky Cheese, It's gonna be great, Nicole. Don't let him have too much root beer though, you know how he gets. Oh, that's horrible. Broke and jupil in the morning Texan at seven, eight, five to nine too. That says, good job to that guy, Tim. I'd go on a date with my mom too. Talking about today's second date update in case you missed it,

Tim wanted to call Nicole. They went to the movies, and he wasn't sure why she wasn't calling back. When we got her on the phone, we found out that while they were in the concessions line, he went to the bathroom and then the dude that was working the counter said, dr Oh, that's cool to see like mothers and their sons going out to the movies. So she didn't want to go out with him anymore because she felt awkward about the fact that she thinks she looks like his mom now. But they did agree to go

out again, which is good. I doubt they she'll be posted any pictures of them together on social media anytime soon. I go, this is awkward, But if the roles were reversed, if a guy looked like he was the father, he would take pride right gender like, no, mister popcorn dude at the movies, that's not my daughter, that's my GF. I know, looks like I should have one that age, right, and she calls me daddy. That's because I do for my first wife because she's old, so I got a

new model. That's how we'd do it. Anyway, If you want to do a second day after they remember. All you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back five