Second Date Update PODCAST: Meter Maid in Heaven

always so hot. They're out there working the pole all day long, like parking meter poles. That's what they did. They worked poles, short poles. They give you tickets, yeah, and then they scream at you when you say, hey, I was just about to move my car. And then they got their little golf cart Cushman vehicles that they roll around in and usual amazing calves. Job. But Eric's on the phone for a second date up date, Eric, how did you score a date with a meter maid? Well?

I never thought I would do it, but she was leaving me a ticket and I was like, oh, come on, you gotta be kidding. I was so angry. Yeah, because she was hot. Oh because you're angry. Sorry. Then I noticed her and she looked hot her little uniform and her cute little shoes, and I'm like, wow, yeah, you know sexy meter maide uniform. We all know it very well. Hey, if you can look hot and that off it. I

was just think into the possibility. But here's the thing, like, as a meter maid, I can't imagine thinking that someone's actually hitting on you like I would think you were doing it as a ploy to try to get out of the ticket. Oh I knew she might think that, so I had to be like extra creative. I waited till she got like a couple of cars down, and then I walked up to her and I go, hey, you gave me this ticket, but I see you left your phone number on there so I could call you.

And of course she was like what, No, I didn't, and I go, yeah, you did. I showed it to her and she goes, that's not my phone number, and I go, oh, that's right, that's my phone number, so maybe you should call me. Oh wow, I wrote it on a little stub so I could rip it off. So I handed her the tiny little stuff. So you just cited me for parking illegally. I'm citing you for being too hot in a non sexy zone. Oh my gosh, all of this is so horrible. I cannot believe you

got a call back. Honestly, she laughed. I don't think she wanted to, but she had to, she laughed. She thought it was too until I thought, all right, maybe I got a chance here, okay, And I went home and I waited and I'm like, bah, didn't happen boom? And she texted me, well, that's a lot of sound effects in that description of what happened boom, And I get it. You know, I'm gonna tell you what did I say? Yeah, I hope you're making those sound effects

by yourself when you got home and sat down. Sorry, So she texted you and did you guys actually go out on a date? We did. We went out for a date. We went out to dinner. Please tell me you took her meter made patrol car on the day. Yeah. Yeah, she was driving the middle. I was sitting in the back. No, I've figured to dinner. And I mean, I'm not gonna lie. She looked gorgeous in her uniform, but she was just stunning when she came out in address, and you're like,

you are a meter made. I mean, she should be a model. So how is dinner? I mean, what was she like? I've always been curious, like what those people are like in the real world, those people, those people I can only judge on one that I've met. She, you know, the coolest thing. I swear to god, this sounds weird when a lot of times you take a draw out to dinner, if they don't eat much, they try to pretend like they don't eat much. She won full out ribs. She ordered the full on plate metermaids

like ribs. Got it. You didn't comment on that though, right, not initially. I didn't comment initially, and I probably did a little later. What do you mean by that? Well, after I had a few drinks, I think I made some kind of a joke that, you know that she eats like my brother or like that. Yeah, I mean, I was trying to be funny about it. But you know, I don't know if it's in retrospect. It was the smartest decision on my part, But you know, the drinks

were talking at that point. Were you obviously drunk? I don't know if I was obviously drunk, but I think to her, I was I probably had four cocktails, maybe three. I don't think I finished my fourth. She sipped on one glass of wine all night and did even finish that get herself control, and I probably I got a little silly. I feel like on a date, you should always stay drink to drink with your date, so that you always know you're going to be on the same level.

Thank you, That's what I was hoping forward. Drink you don't drink as much. I should have stayed with her. Ya, Like, after you ordered your third wine, you should have been like, I'm not gonna order a fourth. Yeah, But you know it goes. After you hit your second, you're about halfway through your third, you're like, let's just keep going. Yeah, before you know what, you're doing lines in front of her while she's still working a glass of wine. I

know how it goes. Oh man, exactly how did things end? Eric? Well? But they ended pretty nice. You know we we I go, hey, do you want to go get a nightcap somewhere and don't stop? I see you couldn't finish that wine there. Do you want to get another glass of wine somewhere else and not finish it? Well? She was like, no, I got an early day tomorrow. She pulled that one on me. So, wait, how did things end well? If that's how they ended? Well, No, I mean, I'm just saying.

I don't say if they ended great or they ended terribly. She just sort of made it seem like I gotta get home, and you know, it wasn't super late ten thirty ish, I guess, And so I took her home and tried to kiss her. I got the old kiss on the cheeks, and I said, okay, so I'll call you and let's let's go out again. And then I haven't heard back, So I don't know why. I felt like I did a pretty good job on the date. I'm not gonna lie, Okay. I really enjoyed her company.

All right, Well, we'll see if we can get you another chance then and play a song and come right back and get your second date update next. That would be great, all right, man, hang up brooking jubil in the morning second date if you're just joining us for today's second date update. Eric is on the phone today and Eric met the girl that he wants to call while she was giving him a parking ticket. Yeah, he looked at her, and all he could think was like

a cop cap parking illegally. Oh my god, why do I think that was your jail back in the jail? I love that song, missus. Officer by the way, and I know that's what's going through said when he was getting a park and ticket. But anyway, he hit her up, she said yes, and they went out at dinner. He thinks that the problem is he got a little too drunk at dinner and was a little annoying and also made reference to the fact that she ate a lot

of food and thinks that might have upset her. So we're about to get her on the phone and find out what happened, because she hasn't called him. And if those are the things, like you drank too much, what's your plan to win her back? My plan is to take her on a day date, go hiking, sober date. Yes, exactly, all right, So you find mushrooms out there and then you maybe mushrooms. I'll pack something, all right. What's her name? By the way, I don't think I ever got her

name from you, Cora. Yeah, dude, it happened again. I don't know if anybody else is hearing it, but I'm I'm hearing that little wine song in my head again. I'm hearing your sexy name. I don't know names you get an officer when you're a meter bay. I think as part of a title. We'll find out. We'll call her right now. Hello, Hi, asking to Kora. Please. This is hey Ka. How are you? This is jew Bowl from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. I'm sorry, who's jew Bil from the radio show Brook and Jewel in

the Morning. We play all the hits. I don't know if you've heard this one before. That's a little lame song, miss officer. I don't know if you've ever heard that song before. Um, we play that song at one point. Okay, I'm sorry. Can I help you? Yes, you can. I'm calling you today because one of our listeners actually emailed us about you and asked us to give you a call. Sorry, I'm very confused to do something. You're not gonna arrest me, are you? Okay? Jill, stop with this. What are you

talking about? Well, you went on a date a little while ago with a dude named Eric. Yeah, yeah, and Eric emailed us because we do a segment on our show called the Second Date Update. Eric is confused. He said he liked you a lot, but he also says that after your date, you haven't called him back. Yeah, no, I haven't. He also he also said that you only drank half a glass of wine at dinner, which in my world that usually means that you wanted to get out of there as soon as possible. Um. Yeah, he

was uh, well he was interesting. Yeah. Wait is that a positive or a negative? Interesting? Um? Questionable question? Can you describe from your side of things what it was like? I don't know. He kept doing this thing making sound effects. Yeah, that was the red flag. We noticed that about him. He tends to talk in sound effects quite a bit. We're like, so boom, I was sitting there and then bam, you know right. I guess the one that stood out was he ordered pasta and then when it came he

was like thank you. He was like, but the boom, that's the pasta? About that sounds fun? Actually? Was that? Wait? Was that Mario Brothers? Was that embarrassing for you? Um? Not? At first it was just kind of like, oh, like oh energy, you know, yeah, But then the more that he drank, which like, I'm not against drinking, it's not like that um, it just like intensified by like a thousand percent. So it went from like funny and amusing too obnoxious. Yeah, he starts asking about like turn on

and turn off. That's always a good first date topic. Yeah, hey, so I feel like that's pretty normal though, of what first date? Right? Which turns you on like or like in a person or like even yeah, you say turn on, that's all I get think. I was like, hey, so real quick, let's talk about what gets you going. Like they were talking about what you expect in a significant other, what you look for in a date. So we're talking about like turn on turn offs, like what are you

looking for? What you're like whatever about life kind of in general. And he got really serious and he's like, I gotta tell you something, and I was like, uh, yeah, what's up? And he's like, honestly, if she wasn't my biological sister, my sister would be my ideal one. Oh yeah, I mean I guess at least you drew the line. I do not feel the same way as you do about that. Did you wait? What did you say? Well?

I didn't really say anything, and he could see I was shot, and then he took out his phone and started showing me pictures to justify what he said. Wait, hold on, So he was justifying it by showing you physical attributes of her Like I was going to give him the benefit of the doubt, like, Oh, maybe he just thinks his sister is an awesome person. No, I think it's mainly physical. It was really, really, really uncomfortable.

I don't think he knew that that upset you though, or that you thought that was weird, because he didn't bring that up to us at all, or he doesn't remember. He was drunk. Yeah, So that is the long story of why I have not contacted him again. Right, Well, he's been waiting for your phone call. Probably talks to his sister every day. They probably talk all the time,

So he's been waiting for your phone call. And I do have to let you know that he's actually on the other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you. He wants to talk to me. Yeah, yeah, I think maybe he wishes you were his sister, but he still wants to talk to you. Um, do I have to Yes, we talked to me. How are you? How are you? I think you know how she is. I'm fine, how are you? I'm good. I don't see what the problem is, though. I mean, my sister's very

good looking, just like you are. That's what that was my what I was trying to get across. You saw the pictures. She's got a great figure, and I was trying to say, you're a lot like my sister. You got a really nice figure like she does, and pretty and an I don't want to date my sister, but you know, when I looked at you, I think of her. I mean, you know what I'm saying, Why are you doing dude? Oh my god? But I in a good way.

There's nothing I'm sorry, there's nothing good about that. We were going down the list of like turnouts and turnouts and what we like, and that was the first thing you brought out. That's not okay. You. If I would have said that about my brother, you would have equally have been as discussed that as I was. That's not okay. If your brother was good looking and hot, I would have liked to see pictures of him too, if you were comparing. I mean, I don't it's a compliment. Oh,

I don't think it is a comment. I think there's something wrong with your mind. If that's what you think it is like. But that's why I said, if we weren't related, that just cancels it. All that means, no, it doesn't cancel it. Once you say your sister sexy, you've always said your sister sexy, no matter what, and you yeah, and you believe did objectively say my sister is hot? Is that wrong? Well? Yeah, it is. When you're looking to hook up with somebody and thinking of

your sister, it's wrong. Well I wouldn't be like thinking thinking of her. It's just did your sister know you find her this attractive? I tell her that she's gorgeous every day. It doesn't bother her. She enjoys it. That is a close family. Well, there's seven of us. I got three sisters. She happens to be the hottest. Oh man, your other sister. I mean that weird to just tell somebody that they're really good looking. Were related? You can tell.

It's like a distance. I'm looking over there. There she is hot. Hot, No, there she is right across the dinner table on Thanksgiving Day, hot as always. Look, I don't want to touch my sister. I don't want to touch your body because we're related, but I'd like to touch a body like hers, like you're just making it honest here is there's something wrong with honestly wrong with being physically attracted to your sister. That's just all comes

down to. I'm physically attracted to her likeness and Cora, all I'm trying to say as you remind me of my sister. You're hot like my sister. Oh my god, I don't want to be hot like your sister. Well too late, of course, sounds like you're already are hot like sister. Okay, would you like to go out with Eric? Though on a second day? We will pay for it? No? No, really, how about another date? No family talk? No, I won't talk about my sister. You don't talk about your brother nothing.

Just no. Yeah, you're not going to win this one, Eric. Well I'm bumped out. But I'm just say, Cora, you were You're really cool, but you're making a big mistake and you're missing out on one big old Italian honey. Wow. Um, yeah, I think I'll be all right. Well, Eric, what are you doing with the rest of your day? And that's gonna be a tough day for you that you got turned down. I don't know whatever. I'll be fine, Okay, Well, hopefully maybe give your sister talk to you about it.

Tender plans later with the family. Yeah, very funny. I get what you're saying, but you guys don't realize my sister is hot. Maybe I'll send you a picture. The text in at seven eight five nine two says I bet my sister is hotter broken jewel in the morning, and a lot of text messages. Also calling the guy from today's second date update a creep. His name is Eric, and he wanted to call Cora. They went out on

a date. The reason she wasn't calling back, though, was because he kept pointing out how she reminded him of his sister, and he kept talking about how hot his sister is, not just saying like, Wow, my sisters really beautiful, like showing pictures and saying look at her body. She's got a great body. It's one thing to be like, oh, I love my sister, and it's another thing to be like I love my sister for any family member. Isn't appropriate.

I say, like, you know, my sister's really attractive. Might be better, you know, right, like super sexy. I used to get really excited when I was walking on her on the shower. That's a little too much, and it

was too much for Kora. She did not want to go on a second date with Eric and everybody texting in at seven eighty five to nine too, except for that one person who wants to have like a competition with him on whose sister is hot or says that you shouldn't discuss your sister's hot body on a date. And I can guarantee you Eric has accidentally said his sister's name in bed. Oh, I'm just saying he is

not thinking about who he's with when he's doing the dan. No, He's only thinking about one person, and that's his sister, who he said is okay with it, which makes it even weirder. Yes, And people were like, dude, you guys are giving him a hard time because a lot of guys like to go off her girls are like their mom,

but no one calls their mom hot. About how you describe like the mom in the sense that she's really kind or maybe she's really smart, or she's really motivated, or she makes you personality, Yeah, the way my mom does. Hella squats, she's got back for days. Oh my God, I could just find somebody with a booty like mama. Oh, it'd be great. Remember, if you want to do a second day a date, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back