Second Date Update PODCAST: Lucky Underwear

one of these. So I don't know. Did he accidentally go to a boy band concert or did his vanilla latte have soy milk instead of almond milk. No, I could only imagine if that happened to me and take me years to get over it and be open to dating again. Yeah, but makes sense. We'll see what it is with one of our listeners named Andrew. How you doing, Andrew? I'm doing all right. I'm really grateful that you guys are so willing to help me. Okay, it sounds like

you're working against destiny right now. Possibly I'm open to you telling me the truth. Okay, So what's the name of the woman that you want to call today? Is her name destined? Caroline? Caroline Close, Jeffrey, very close. How'd you meet her? How did you meet Caroline? We met at a barbecue through mutual friends. We were hanging out as a nice little barbecue. And she's just a lovely person. I mean, I just first time I saw her, like

I couldn't I couldn't put my finger on it. But she kind of looked like the sister of a celebrity, you know, like she had like did you that is a funny thing. I've never heard anyone use that before. Did you tell her that? I kept that to myself. I didn't want to make her feel self unto in any way, you know, but um, whoa, you look like Jennifer Anderson's Oh my god? So is this the date? Is the barbecue? No? No, no, no no no. So we hit it off there, we wound up exchange in numbers.

Where'd you guys go? Would you do? We went to one of my favorite restaurants, Hareenttown. It's Italian. My family friends with the owners. Yeah, right, so I paid for my check. I'm not going in there trying to get a bunch of free stuff. Okay, okay, so how is dinner? Dinner was great, but the story kind of got a

little uncomfortable. On the way to dinner, oh okay. I picked her up and on the way to dinner, we were stopped at a four way stoplight, and out of nowhere comes this gigantic truck that blew through the stop sign and literally almost died. Been really, really bad. Yeah, but there was no accident. It didn't happen, luckily, there was no accident. That's terrifying, dude. Yeah, And in the terror and the excitement of the moment, I peed myself a little bit. What's a little bit? A lot of it?

Please tell me you were in late black pants or something. He wouldn't be able to see it. Yeah. I was wearing dark pants. But it was a little chilly outside and I had the car kind of warmed up for both of us, so I had to feet heater. Yeah. I think it probably created a bit of an aroma. The good news was we got out unscathed. We got to the restaurant and I got our table right away, which is a great time. It's a busy restaurant. We walked right in busy. I don't think this is good.

Why wouldn't you just say, you know what, I'm really shaken by that. Can we do this another time? Because men don't get shaken. Brook literally just pete his pants. He men finished the date wet pants and all thank Oh my god, go home, is what I'm saying. He's going. My pants were actually not that wet, So it was mostly my underwear that took in the blunt pump it

or it's an extra absorbent underwear. And I know that they have like pented baby powder in the men's room, So like, I made a bee line right for the restaurroom. And so what I did was I went the stall, I took my pants up, I took my underwear off, and I asked the attendance to ask the bus boy for a doggie bag for me. Why wouldn't you just throw away? You're gonna put the dirty underwear at a doggie bag? No no, no, no no, no, no no. These are my lucky underwear because for the date. Oh my god,

clearly they're lucky. You almost died. But I get that I have a pair of lucky underwear. I would like even if I soiled it, I would not part with it. This is a thing. Yeah, I have a big show coming up. You should try moving on from the Costco pack of twenty granny panties. Brook. I'm telling you it's going to change your life anyway. Anything. Yeah, anyway, so Andrew, you saved your underwear and then you went back to the date. Yeah, so I got the underwear in the

doggie bag. I go back to the table. Everything was totally fine. We had a great time. It was amazing. And then, you know, we didn't finish our food, so we got some of it packed up. We drove home that we never a mention of any of it. But when I drop her over her house, she took the wrong donkey back. Good lord. Yeah, one of them had the food and one of them had my lucky underwear. Did you know it at the time. I didn't know it until I was on my way driving away and

I called her. She didn't answer. Oh no, So I pulled over and I texted, whatever you do, Caroline, do not open the donkey back. Oh no, you had your pea panties at them, or she's gonna open them. Yeah, dude, If she called you back, have you heard anything or did she pass out from the smell. I haven't heard a thing. You are a mess. You've given us a challenge today, Andrew, and you know what, We're going to rise to the challenge. Okay, at the very least, I

need my lucky underwear back. It's a reconnaissance mission if nothing else, and it could be collateral in this, but we don't have to lead with that. Okay, we'll save it. But first of all, play a song. We'll come back. We'll call Caroline, we'll try and get your second date update. Okay, Oh thank you, hold on, oh young love so much beauty in it. There's laughter, gorgeous weather, and the scent of urine wafting through the air. And that's what we're

talking about today with a guy named Andrew. And I'm being serious about the urine. It was wafting. Yeah, but it was not his fault, isn't that right, Andrew? Yeah, yeah, but it wasn't his fault. I will back him on that one. Not his fault because while Andrew was driving to the restaurant, he had a near accident with a truck, which frightened him and it forced a little bit of

urine's to come out. But the weird part of the night was that at the very end of the evening, his date Caroline took out a doggie bag of what she thought was her leftover food, but it actually had Andrew's soiled underwear inside of it. Sorry, his lucky soil old underwear. Yeah, he didn't throw it away because it is his lucky pair. Now, Andrew, when we call Caroline, I just want you to know, I'm not gonna mention the underwear thing. What you have to know. Yeah, she

opened the doggie bag. It was at her house. We don't know if she's opened it yet. She just took the doggie bag in and it's not our place to do that. We've gotten in trouble before for oversharing on these second dates and revealing something that they didn't know about. I'm sorry. You really think she didn't open it? She could smell it. He was acting weird. And when someone says all caps, do not open that, no matter what you have to your absolutely, absolutely you are under contract

to open it at that point. Yes, I'm not going to mention it, okay, Andrew, because you know what, You and I have something called trust, and I know that Brooke and Jose may not trust you. Or trust Caroline, but I do. Yeah, I think we did bond on the lucky underwear topic. Here's the saying, Andrew, you went wrong the first time by not aborting a date once you peed yourself. Okay, now you just have to lay

all out there. She's going to understand. I was actually trying to own up to it that night, but she didn't answer any of my calls or tech whatever you guys can do to help me us quick. Okay, Well, let's dial her phone number right now and see if we can get you your second date update. You ready, Yeah, I won't say anything. Okay, well, thank you. You will have to say something eventually, but you just let me know when I can. Okay, Okay, I give you permission.

All right, here we go. Hello. Hi, can I speak to Caroline please? This is Caroline. Hi Caroline, my name is Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. You have a moment to talk with us? Sorry? Wait what I'm from a radio show that's called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're calling you today because we're doing something called a second date update. Okay, and now you're on it too. All right, Okay, it's fun.

We just try to have a good time. Yeah, if you go out on a date with someone and afterwards, if that person isn't calling you back, you can email our show and we'll get in touch with him for you to figure out the reason why. And so, the guy that wants to get in touch with you, his name is Andrew. And Andrew told us a little bit about your date that night when you went to the Italian restaurant, and he thought he had a really good

time with you and that you guys connected. But he isn't one hundred percent sure why you're not calling him back, and he'd like to get an answer on that. Okay, Well, at the start, I thought that he seemed like a good guy you're talking about at the barbecue where you met. Yeah, he seemed nice at the barbecue. But now I think that maybe he just he was a different sort of guy than what my first impression was. Did he do something? It sounds like you think he's a bad dude now

is that? Am I reading that right? I guess I just had I'd like a gut ceiling, and then something later proved that to be true. Okay, can you elaborate. He tried to do this really weird like sexual thing to me when well he wasn't like present when I came home. He had given me a bag like with his t Rex underwear in it. Oh no, did you say t Rex? Oh yeah, they had like little t rexes on. Oh my god, Oh my god. Okay, that

is so embarrassing. How did it make you feel? Well, it was just creepy, like I didn't Yeah, I don't know what he did with them or like its them, so they like kind of smelled and then he like kept trying to call me, which has even creepier. I mean, Caroline, I understand I would have been totally freaked out. I would have even been scared if some dude gave me his underwear and AAG. But yeah, I definitely thought it was sort of suggestive, like here your leftovers coming some

more want at all? I mean, but it makes sense, but it's not it's not what he meant, Caroline, Oh my gosh, how do you know what he meant? I mean, did he tell you guys about it? Yeah, he told us a little bit about it, but I feel like it would be best coming directly from him. Yes, because he actually is on the other line listening and he wants to talk to you. No, wait, he's actually on the other line. Yeah, you've got You've got to hear him out. I would not let you talk to some

creep who's given you dirty underwear. I promise it's Andrew you there, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Hey Caroline, Hi, I cannot believe that I made you think that about me. This is a huge misunderstanding that I in no way was trying to do some weird pervy thing. I swear, Okay, Well, then what are you saying you were doing? Okay? So, oh my god, you're so embarrassed and I don't believe you.

It's so embarrassing. Yeah. So, um, you remember on our way to the restaurant when we almost got hit by that truck, and I mean I did some pretty decent maneuvering in the car and we got out of that situation a lot. Real hero. It was a fast and the furious type situation and Diesel. Yeah, thanks for the assists there. But I am not used to being in that kind of situation and nothing like this has ever happened to me before. But my reaction physically was uncontrollable peeing.

So while we were in that situation, I had an accident. YEA, that doesn't explain why you gave me your underwearing a bag. Still, you don't have to finish that story there, Andrew. We went to the restaurant, I immediately went to the bathroom. I took those underwear off and I put them in a doggy bag. Why didn't you throw them away? Old, because they're my lucky underwear and they're special to me, and I didn't want to lose them. What what a gilt has lucky underwear? That's what I said. All the

guys that we're going to show have lucky underwear. I didn't believe it either, but they all stand by it. Are they all like Dinosaur? Then? No? No minor checkered what jeffre you gut skateboards on yours? They're all white Calvin kleins. But that's not the point. The point is Caroline, that you weren't meant to get the underwear. It was an accident. That's what I think Andrew was building up towards. Yeah, so I put my underwear in the doggie bag. You

brought your food home. You were supposed to go home with your food. I was supposed to go home with my luck and you were never supposed to find out you weren't. And here we are now, and I just, uh, I'd love another chance, all right, So we all good now, Caroline? You get it, I don't. We'll believe you. Like, let's say that you did like exactly what I thought you did,

which is this like creepy suggestive gesture. Don't you think that it would be like kind of a great way like to cover that up by like calling a radio station and making up this third story the accident you were in it You were almost in the accident, right that? Really? I mean, I see what you're saying, Carolyn, and I know that I know that we're all jaded out there, But why would he call in and just humiliate himself on the radio, like that's that's an embarrassing story him.

I'm sorry, he wet himself and he wears t Rex underwear, Like if he wanted to pull a sexy move, I'm hoping that that wouldn't be his underwear of choice. The whole thing is we're getting off point here, Caroline. He did not mean for you to get that underwear that was a total accident. He even sent you a text message telling you not to open it and called you and you disobeyed him. Anyway, Now with that being said, would you like to go on a second date? We'll

pay for it, Caroline. Remember me opening the windows after the accident. It was really cold outside, but I had the windows open. Remember that. That's so. And what if he agrees to not wear any underwear on the next day, so that way you couldn't get a weird gift from him. I will do whatever Caroline says, But yes, I can go commando. All right, Caroline, come on, Okay, I will go, but I swear to God if I get home and any of your articles of clothing have made it into

my car, that's that. Don't take calling a radio show to get another date again, fair, that is a deal. And I want you to know that I think you're a very special person. So you are worth all of this. So let's try to start fresh and maybe we'll just have a funny story to tell down the line. All right, Well, successful second date updates. Congratulations, Andrew, thank you, thank you.

Caroline proved me wrong right definitely, and Andrew, what you just said before was definitely not creepy at all, But what part two point five