Second Date Update PODCAST: Looking for Miss Perfect

want to leave, I always use the same excuse. I look at them and go, I don't like you and I want us to be over. That's actually, that's not an excuse, and it seems to work every time, and so I think I'm doing it right. But not everybody is as smooth as I am. Sensitive and Lisa, who's on the phone today to do a second date update, believes that somebody use an excuse to get out of a date with her. Lisa, how are you Hi, I'm good, Thanks, Jebel, how are you? I'm pretty good? Thank you for asking.

So the guy that you met today you met him online. Yes, on a dating site. What did you do when you went out on your date? We met, just met at a bar. It's just simple. When you saw him for the first time, what did you feel. Well, here's the thing. There was a little bit of a snag before I met him because I knew that I was kind of going into it without being one hundred percent truthful because I used an old photo on my profile. How old are we talking? So they was eight years old? Oh,

I was honest about my age. Okay, you just weren't honest with your picture. Well, I felt really guilty after that, and I realized that I hadn't told them and we were going out that night. But you weren't honest about your picture. Why use a picture from eight years ago as your dating profile photo. It's a really good picture. It's not that photogenic, and it's just it's really great and I feel like it captures my personality. Are you much different now than you were eight years ago? No?

I mean I don't. That's the other thing. I don't think I'm that different, But you know, I don't know. Eight years is a long time. Though. We all have pictures that we really like and hold onto you don't have like one that's made from like two years ago. Yeah, I don't know, it's just the one I used, okay profile up a few years ago, and so you came clean about it to him? Yeah, before we went out. I mean it was about half an hour before meeting up.

I texted him and I said, hey, you know what, you can totally cancel if you want to, but I just want to be honest with you. You know, the photo I use is eight years old. Did he ask for an updated picture to send to him or now? Because it was right before it was literally half an hour before we were meeting, he texted that. He's like, hey, you don't worry about it's totally okay. Yeah, because he was actually driving to the destination. Like, why couldn't you

should have probably? I mean, I don't know you should. I would think you would want to tell him, like a day or two before. I know I didn't give him much of a leeway. But did you do that on purpose? Lisa? No, honestly, I just please that is really got lying to me. Do that on purpose? No, I swear, I swear to you I'm not. I was thinking like, oh my god, I really liked this guy, and I was crapp and he doesn't have the right picture of me, and now he's gonna hate me. But

he was like, no, that's cool. Whatever. Have you been online dating for a little while, Oh yeah, a couple of months. Have other people been shocked when they saw you in person compared to your profile photo? Well, nobody would. I don't think anybody would, except for Jewil maybe would really do that, you know, would be like what you know, You're not who I thought you were. You're ugly. I gotta get so. Your email said that you think he

used an excuse to get out of your date. You know, we were having a great time and he seemed a little bit nervous at first. But after a while he got a phone call and he said he had to go, and his excuse was I had to go help my grandma get groceries. No, it's totally lame, right, Yeah, that definitely sounds like a made up excuse. What did you say to him? Well, what could I say? It was just like, um, okay, you know, I mean I was a good sport about it, but I don't know. Maybe

it is true, but it sounds lame. Yeah, what if his grandma really does need grosses, and you're like, I don't care, let her starve. You stay here. Anyway. It's been over a week and I haven't heard from him, and I'm really hoping it's not the picture thing. I guess I didn't ask you how the actual date went. Was everything enjoyable? I thought it was good. Like I said, he seemed a little nervous at first of maybe it's because he was like, oh my god, what she gonna

look like? But yeah, no, I mean it seemed normal and cool, and you know, there's always a little bit of adjustment when you're like, oh, here's the real you. But I thought it was I thought we were having I thought we were connecting. So no awkward moments where you think that he got turned off, And he didn't seem to be turned off by the fact that your picture was eight years younger than you actually are. Well,

I don't know, I don't know. Maybe that is what happened, you know, Like I said, people don't show up and be like, oh, you're not an attractive I thought you were gonna you know, they just I mean, right, you're kind of polite. But I think we can all agree that We're pretty sure that his grandma needs help with her groceries is an excuse to get out of the date. Yeah, I think it is. Well, we're gonna play a song, come back, call him and get your second date update.

All right, thank you, you're welcome. Hang on looking Jubil in the morning if you're just tuning in for the second date update. Lisa is on the phone and she wants to call a guy named Nick they met online. Her picture that she uses online is actually eight years old, so she thinks that might be part of the problem. But she did come clean right before their date and said, Hey, just so you know, when I show up, I'm gonna

look eight years older. He seemed to not have a problem with that, but she does think that he used an excuse to get out of the date because at some point he got a phone call and then said his grandma needs help with her groceries, so we had to leave, and she hasn't heard anything from him since. Lisa, you know what I think your problem is what I think you need to start dating men. Think Hello, Grandma's boy. So his grandma's calling, He's going to get grocery store.

You really want to be with a guy like that, Like, think, look at me. I haven't talked to my grandma in like ten years. I am a good grand so you know I thought you were met and not make a lame excuse like that. Yeah, I say, don't let your grandma run you, you know what I mean. Like, he's got to own that relationship with his grandma. All right, Well we're about to dial the phone him right now. Get him on the phone and find out why he's not calling you back and if in fact, that was

an excuse to get out of your date. Okay, all right, awesome, all right, here we go. Hey can I speak to Nick please? Yeah? It is me, Hey, Nick, how are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning from What Jewbil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning the radio show. Uh, okay, what are I gonna say? What are they gonna do? You don't have to say or do anything. I just gotta have a few questions for you about a date you recently went on. Okay,

here's how it works. One of our listeners emailed us to call you. You recently went out with a girl named Lisa. Okay, right, and Lisa is wondering why you're not calling her back? Okay, So, um, well, I just tell you what happened or that would be the goal. If you just want to straight up just tell me, that'd be awesome. Um. Yeah, I don't know what to tell you. I mean, it just didn't work out. Well. Is there a specific reason? Um? Not much. I mean

there was way too much hesitation. There's definitely a reason. No, I mean she just Yeah. Listen, when you go out with somebody, have something in mind, and if they're not it, then you move on. Yeah. I like how your voice just gets hired. I'm decided. I mean, an everybody for everybody. Why waste time? If if enough for you? That's all? Nick, Let me ask you a question. She told us that she had a profile picture on the dating website that was eight years younger than she is. Does she look

a lot different now? And is that why you don't want to call her back? I wouldn't saying a lot different, but somewhat different, like different enough to where you found her unattractive when you saw her. I don't know. I wouldn't say unattractive, but it's just I'm just particular, you know, and she wasn't my type. Exactly. So I'm just I'm just looking for miss perfect, and she wasn't it? That's all miss perfect? What is miss perfec? And everybody? Isn't

that what everybody wants? Almost perfect for them? You know, I want Miss Willing, That's what I'm usually going for. Miss has a heartbeat? Yeah, I guess I just have high standards. I don't know. All right, are you wanna I got a friend like you? You're one of those I only date perfect ten model type guys, aren't you. No? I mean not maybe to other people's standards, but to my standards. They have to have certain features or attributes

that I like. So it was all just like a look thing like her looks didn't meet what you expected and what you like. Look. I'm just saying, you know, I've been on a lot of dates. I've done a lot of people here and back home, and and just I guess I always find something wrong with each of them. You know, what do you find wrong? Though? Like all her cuticles were a little like too white? Are you

that picking? If if I noticed that? Sure that could be something, but no, no, but aren't usually bigger than that? Like this one girl had like really big gums. You know, we obviously that when yeah, very gummy. I'm nick, I'm with you. I'm with you on the big gums thing. It is distracting. It's true, though, Brick, do you want a day to dude with huge gums? I don't know

that I've ever even noticed gums. You know, obviously you're looking at their face most of the time, but you know, you gaze and you look down and you see the you know, the boobs and stuff that say bobs and stuff. Yeah, well that's that was one problem with this girl. It was just kind of like weirdly shaped or something. I just couldn't are we are we talking about a former dat of yours or are we talking about Lisa? Oh no, no, former data? Okay, okay, We're just going through a list

of everything wrong with every women in these data. I'm just giving examples of why I'm picky, That's all I mean. All right, big gums, weird looking boobs, things like that. Turning out and they look like that, then you know, who knows what they look like when soft? You know? So what was the thing that turns you out about Lisa? Well, she had like really like the nose part was fine, but like the nostrils were kind of small. What you know what I'm talking about, Like they're just like tiny.

Her nostrils are too small for her nose. Yeah, like the holes part. Yeah, I know what a nori. I know what a nostril is. I'm just trying to picture a big nose. Little It was just like really small and like it looked kind of odd. It didn't look like that in the picture, which was surprising. Dude, are you being serious that small nostrils are a deal breaker for you? Look when you're talking to somebody for an hour and all you can focus on is the nostrils,

there's a problem. But you know, well I couldn't. I couldn't take it anymore. You know, you probably have a lot of your own imperfections too, right, I'm not saying I don't, But for me, why should I settle if if that's not who I you have with you have to be one of the most picky dudes I've ever talked to. And I know, I know everybody says that to me, But that's whoy I am. Why I'm single? But what do you want? It definitely is why you're single.

I'm gonna tell you, but you know, I would love to find out if Lisa has had any work done to her nostrils and make them smaller. Wouldn't you like to find that out? Nick? No, No, that's all right, I don't. I don't really care. I mean, you know, it didn't work out, so it doesn't matter. I'm moving on. Well, it's too bad because she's actually on the other line listening. What seriously, my nostrils are too small? What do you guys doing to me? What do you ambush people like this? Yeah,

it's kind of the point of the whole segment. So anyway, I didn't agree to this, I know you didn't, but Lisa did, and now she's on the phone, so you might as well talk to her about her small nostrils. Yeah, like, what kind of freaky thing is that I could see if her nostrils were too big? But it's just my thing. I don't know what to tell you. I'm just I'm picky, that's all. I don't know if you hurt that part, but it was very I mean, I'll just stuff in common.

And now you're saying it's because my nostrils. My nostrils are normal, No, they're not really I'm sorry, they're not. I've seen a lot of nostrils, and and they're a lot. I see at least a dozen nostrils a day. Apparently stack up. I'm sorry. I don't know. I don't know what anybody else thinks about them. I know I'm picky, and there were some very nice qualities you had, and we had some nice conversation. But for me, just me, like I said, I'm picky, they were just too small

and it was distracting. I'm sorry, Nick, How do you expect to find the perfect woman with like every single thing on her face being perfect? I mean, you're not exactly mister hottie. You know you're cute, So what are you thinking? Look, if I have to be single for the rest of my life because I can't find the perfect person for me, then then I'll be single. And I'm okay with that. But I'm gonna keep trying. That's cool, all right, it's dedication. Well, I have to do this

no matter what, because it is a second date. Update, Nick, would you like to go out on the second date with Lisa? We will pay for both, you guys said. Did I hear both of you guys say no to a second date at the same time. Yeah, a look, you guys have more in common than you think. The only thing apparently all right, Lisa, Well, I'm sorry that we couldn't make that happen for you. Okay, thanks and Nick, I'll keep an eye out for girls with giant nostrils,

okay in the morning. My deal breaker. Whenever I meet a girl perfect teeth, hate it? Why hate them just to turn off to menagging? I like that girl to just be screwed up. Spreaken jewel in the morning, I'm moving. Ninety two point five locks of text messages coming in about the second date. Update. The guy didn't want to call the girl back because he said her nostrils were too small. He's so picky, it's ridiculous. I can't believe how many text messages are coming in commenting on his

man unit though. Yeah, we got a text message about her nostrils, says one of my coworkers has slits for nostrils. It's really distracting and I can't stop looking at them when I talk to her. Apparently it bothers somebody. Honestly, I can't stop looking at your guys's nostrils. Now, this is weird just judging everybody's nostrils. My husband's nostrils are exceptionally large, and it's sometimes distracting, and I think it's from a long life of picking your nose. I've never

paid enough attention to nostrils. I guess, I guess I should start. If you want a second day up date, I'll have to do his email the show Brook and Jewili move nine two five dot com. We will call the person who didn't call you back.