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Second Date Update PODCAST: Long Island Iced Please

Feb 28, 202016 min
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This could be the most romantic first encounter that has never been on the show... They met... exchanged names... and that's PRETTY much all he remembers before the alcohol kicked in. But the ONE thing that he DOES remember, is that he felt a strong connection with this woman, and he's willing to do ANYTHING to get in touch with her. Listen to what happened that night here.

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Five rooking Jebels Second date update. Guy named Anthony is on the phone to do a second date update and he met his date the old fashioned way at the club. Yeah, got a spell bottoms on, slicked back his hair, a couple of gold chains. That's like you're talking about the disco sir doing the sprinkler on the dance floor, tracting all of the ladies. Miss How could anyone just see insane? That turns me on? Well, he said he met her at the club, and I'm just assuming that's the kind

of guy Anthony is. I don't know that because I don't really talk to him yet. Anthony, is that your game? We're going good man? You're wearing bell bottoms at the club. You know what that night it might have been, I would say all I was saying all kinds of advice from everybody. I don't know what I was doing so wild night then? Yeah. I mean it was a friend's birthday party. It was my first time going out like that in a while, and I guess it just kind

of got out of control. We all did. But normally I'm the guy who keeps it together and I was definitely not doing that. Was she someone that was in your group of friends that you hadn't really known before, or is this somebody that you just met at the club like a random I think she was a friend of a friend. I mean, I see so because I'm trying to remember, because it was easy enough to start talking to her. I don't highly remember how that happened, but it seemed easy enough, as if we were there

for the same party. But I don't know who she's connected to. Do how much do you know about her at all? All I remember is I thought she was really funny and she looked at me like she was interested in what I had to say. But okay, and do you know her name? Yeah, her name is Dianna. She had a great smile, and I mean she's The problem is I remember about let's say, sixty percent of the night, you know what I mean, Like I can I have a vague idea of how it went. Okay,

so you got you got hammered. Then yeah, man, they had there was a special that night. It was like Long Island ice teas for three. Oh oh, that gives me a headache? Do you even say that? Are terrible? And the worst part was the bartender. Is I remember his name was Brendon, and I started calling him be all night because I kept saying Long Island iced tea for three B and he kept man, it was just so much fun to say, I didn't think about what I was doing. So would you do, like hang out

with her all night? Well? We was just started off at the bar trying to talk and that that went all right, but it's loud in there, so we kind of gave up. But then we ended up just kind of making our way to the dance floor and I saw us getting hazy because that's the day. It was just kind of a blur of dancing and Long Island ice cheese. And then do you think maybe the reason it felt like something you've never experienced before was because

of those Long Island iced teas. It just felt everything felt great and maybe it wasn't you know, Actually it's possible. It's possible. I think some people say that different types of drinks get you different types of drunk, and this is the first for both for me, so I don't know what to compare it to. Are a love potion for him? Is what it sounds? Yeah, I think? So

how did the night end with her? So? Okay? I kind of remember her asking me to walk her home, and I think I did, but think there was definitely some conversation. I want to say she asked me, but it might have been me offering. Who knows, And I want to say that she said yes, but she might have said no. I don't even know at this point, but I think I remember us actually leaving to do that, but I don't remember reaching anywhere. I don't remember dropping

her off or anything like that. All I really remember is being pushed into a cab. I think, so I maybe none, though I don't know how. I didn't ask how drunk was she. I mean, I thought that everybody was as drunk as I was, so you know, I assumed that she was the same as me, but definitely not because I was in enough shape. It turned out, so somebody put you in a cab, and that's last thing you remember. Yeah, someone put me in a cab.

I got home safely. I know that, Oh good thing you got home safely, because I think the whole point of you walking her home is to get her home safely. But as I know, well, it turns out she got home safely. I know that because I've been in some limited communication with her. Okay, what does that mean? Well, I've actually her to follow up and she's been icy, to say the least, because like I would say, hey, I had a great time the other night, and then

she just responded, I bet you did. And I don't know what she means by that, because I think she remembers something that I don't and or she's just being coin. Maybe she's just been like, oh, I bet you did because you met me. Yeah. No, I don't think that's it, because I've tried asking her if we can go out together again, and she's been like pretty against it and pretty firm. What do you mean by pretty against it? She's not like she's using a lot of yeah, I

don't think so, and not this time. But she hasn't. She's although not saying a heart like she's I think she wants me to keep asking, so she'll keep finding different ways to put me down. You know, when someone says I don't think so, I think that's the same as say no, no, I don't know. This could be different. Like I said, we had a great time up until maybe midnight, up until you don't remember anything right after that.

I'm not very confident Okay, Well, we'll play a song, call her and figure out what happened with the rest of your night and why she's not wanting to see you again. She didn't say she didn't want to see me again, she said I don't think so. All right, Well we'll call her and find out right after this. Okay, okay, all right, brooking jubil in the morning. Four words that should never be uttered on a first date Long Island

iced tea. It's all down here from there. Really, no words that should ever be uttered ever, Long Island iced tea. They shouldn't be illegal. Nothing good ever happens when you have Long Island iced teas. And Anthony, who's on the phone for a second date update today, had a bunch of them on his first date. Well that's not even

really a date. He met this girl named Deanna at the club that had a special on Long Island iced teas, and he took full advantage and says he had a fun time hanging out with her and they bonded and danced, and then he thinks he walked her home at the end of the night, but he's not sure, and somebody put him in a cab but he doesn't know who. So we're gonna call Deanna and find out what happened with the rest of his night and why she won't

go out with them again. And you do realize, I mean, since this second half of the night is so hazy, there could be like something really horribly embarrassing that she reveals about you. Yeah, I'm pretty terrified. Okay, as long as we're ready. Oh yeah, I'm gonna dial her phone right now here we go. Hello, Hi, is this Deanna? Yes, Dianna, how are you? This is Jewel Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Um, hi, Hi, are you familiar with the show? So?

Which show? The radio show? I don't know what you mean. What are you talking about? Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. You're not familiar with it at all? Um? No, okay, Well, I'm calling because you recently went on a date with somebody who does listen to the show, and he emailed us because he says that you're not calling him back after your date and he wanted us to see if we could find out why. Who Who is the He His name is Anthony? Oh yeah, Anthony. You met him

at the club the other night. You've been texting with him, Well, more like he's been texting with me. So yeah, okay, Well, Anthony emailed us about you because he thought maybe we could figure out why you don't want to go out with him. No, I'm good. I'm not interested in him or in telling us why a little bit of both. Okay, okay, can you tell us anything? Because he's really curious. He thought you guys had a great time, a great time. Yeah, he sounds like a really nice guy. Yeah he's nice.

I'm not I'm not going to say he's not nice, but um, great time is pushing it a little bit. Would it be a bad time? Did you have a bad time with him? I don't really want to categorize it as bad. It was just it was weird. Can I just say weird? Yeah? Sure? Can you tell us anything though, because honestly, he doesn't remember most of the night. If I was as drunk as he was, and I had as many Long Island nice teas as he did, I probably wouldn't remember the night either. So obnoxious, Oh

my god, so obnoxia. But didn't you hang out with him, like dance with him all night and go up to the bar and chat and get drinks together. You know. We started in the beginning of the night. We were talking and it was cool. He seemed really nice. But that was before his eyes started going in a million different directions and he probably about four long island nice teas down. So yeah, I'm from cute to like, Oh my god, I can't believe I'm even like standing next

to the sky right now. He's so embarrassing. Did he walk you home? He insisted on walking you home. I did not push for that, okay, because he told us a little bit about that. He said that he thought you would ask him to walk you home, but he couldn't really remember. Yeah, No, it didn't go like that. I said, I'm gonna go, and he said, well, it's a man's job to make surely he gets home. Okay, so I'm gonna walk you home. Well, I couldn't get

rid of him, not gonna lie. So I was like, all right, whenever it's two o'clock and morning, I'm just gonna go with him. It's funny because he thought he was walking me home, but it was more like me walking him home. Yeah. So you were you the one that put him in a cab? Yeah, okay, Yeah, he was wondering he couldn't remember. He thought maybe you did

or somebody else did. Yeah, No, it was just him and I. We were walking and I really saw how drunk he was because he was starting to get emotional talking about his dog that had asked a way that he was close with and oh my god, he was like he was really going in and I felt bad it would getting deep. Okay, so you just want us to tell him that he was annoying and drunk and that's why you don't want to go. Yeah, and can you also tell him this, It is not okay to

try to exchange your dates for taco bella. It's not okay, what do you want? What are you talking about? And two it's not Yeah. Well, we were walking home after the club. We saw a bunch of kids with taco bell and he whipped out ten bucks and offered to give it to them for the taco bell. Okay, they said no. He whipped out twenty they said no. So then he turned and looked at me, looked at them and said, well, what about if you just take her in exchange for the taco bell, Like you're some object

that could be traded for taco Bell burritos. Oh now I'm pissed. Yeah, I was not okay with that. What did the kids say? They laughed and they walked away, and he just was like, I'm so hungry. Oh my god, I would have been right I drunk at he was. I'm like, seriously, man, you're gonna like give me up for fast footing. No, it's this is not And at that point I was like, okay, time to call an uber And that was it okay for you? And that's

when you put him in the cab. All right, Well, I bet you he'd be pretty interested to learn all that. I don't think he remembers any of that because he's on the other line listening to this conversation and wants to talk to you. Are you serious right now? Yeah? It's good to hear from you again. Good to hear from me. Did you not just hear like my entire story that I just told Hello, I know what he did. Well, it was just nice to hear your voice again. Oh my god, you gotta be kidding me. This is Did

you hear that you tried to trade me? Okay, I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry I did that. I don't remember doing it so, I I mean, I trust you. I take your words that that's exactly how down. But I promise you normally, if I was sober, I probably wouldn't try to trade you for food, though I would hope you would never, even if you were sober, try to trade me for anything. Yeah. I'm pretty sure that I was just joking because I was so drunk and I've been so funny all night. Well you you pulled

out your wallet and pulled out actual cash money. Well was there more than one to tako, because I'd like to think that I was. I was trying to get some for both of us. I don't know how much was in the bad. Does it really matter you tried to trade me for food? Okay, Well it doesn't matter how much talk about there was. I'm sorry I tried to trade you. What if I probab never to do it again? Oh my god? Can you promise to never

drink again? Because that was just atrocia your I'm just glad that I allowed myself to be vulnerable around you because how much I care. No, Look, the only reason why I got that drug is because I was so nervous, because I didn't expect you to be showing so much interested in me because you're so pretty. Oh uh no, you you were drinking so much because it was three dollars for three long a nice team. Oh those must

have been dirty? Yeah, I mean I yeah, I appreciate a good deal, Aaron, I was nervous about talking to you. Also that, Danna, those are two very good statements that he came back with. Danna, you gotta give him that. I don't know. I mean, he's funny. I'm listen. I'm gonna give it to you. Anthony. You're a funny guy and you're nice. But you were a lot cooler before you threw down all those drinks. I liked you before that, after that not so much. Well in that case, Danna,

would you like to go out with Anthony again? We'll pay for it, Danna. How about this going a date with ten o'clock me? Not one am? I think you should make it like seven thirty Anthony, from the sounds of it. If you go out with me again, I promise I won't drink on our next date. I won't drink on our next five dates. I want you to get to know me, the real meat. Sober me, all right, I won't keep for five days whatever, Dake, I won't do anything other than you. I don't think you wanted

to say that. That's a weird statement, Anthony. You know what I'm trying to say though, That point is like I just wanted to spend I just wanted you to get to see the real me again, not club to me. I don't I don't like that guy. I don't want to be that guy. What do you think, Dana? Would you go out with Anthony one more time? If you promises not to drink? Say yes, we've all had dumb

drunk nights. Do it? Give him a second chance. I will go out with you again if you promise not to drink and you promise not to treat me for food. What do you think, Anthony? Can you do it? Yeah, that's a deal. I could do it. I promise about to drink. Father is about to trade you for food? All right, then, yes, let's do it. Congratulations Anthony, you got your second date. Yeah, don't screw it up. Yeah, I'm so excited. It wasn't nobody not you broken jewel

in the morning. The text in at seven eight five nine two says that girl's crazy. I would totally trade myself for some taco bell right now. Talking about today's second date update if you missed it, Anthony wanted to call Dianna. He wasn't sure why she wasn't calling him back. It turns out he got so hammered on Long Island iced teas that he was just a mess. And he was walking while she was kind of walking him home.

But he said he was walking home and they ran across some kids who had taco bell and he actually tried to buy it from them and then offered to trade her for the food. And that was a big turn off. Yeah, probably also because they didn't do the trade like he got denied that too. But what said is the red flag should have been the Long Island iced teas. Anytime guys drinking just one of those on

a date, you know something is going to go horribly wrong. Anyway, she decided I did to actually go out with him again just if he doesn't drink. Oh man, I don't know that's a good decision. Yeah, no, because at some point, even if they date longer, there's gonna be a Long Island iced teas involved again, and she's gonna have to babysit. And possibly be traded for food. Probably not a great idea,

but they did decide to go out again. Remember if you want to do a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. Feeling

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