Second Date Update PODCAST: Lemme Buy You A Car

I don't know if you're my type. You're smart man, smart man, I've changed a lot of people's opinions about me over my time on this planet. Roger, and maybe you and I can, maybe if you could give me some concert tickets, I don't know. Let's get into your date though. Tell us about the girl that you want to call today. Well, her name's Monica. I met her a couple of weeks ago. I was out at a cocktail bar with one of my friends and we were

drinking and he had to leave early. But I saw that the cocktail racist she was smoking hot, so you know, I decided to stay for a little bit, have a couple of drapover tip. You know, get our attention. Yeah, yeah, because I'm sure she never gets that ever as a hot cocktail waitress, you never know. Ye. Well, we started having like the best conversation ever. We started talking about sitcom that we wish we'll come back on television. That's

actually that's a good icebreaker. Yeah, that's it was amazing. I hope they remake Golden Girls because that was like one of my favorite shows. I'd love to see a remake of Golden Girls. Yes, Blanche was so high. Do we need to do the second day up? Dator? Can we just have this conversation now? So though we'll stay focused? All right? All right, yeah, you're gonna have a hard time doing that, Roger, But wait about boring Roger. Yeah yeah, but we have like a great time or with an

amazing conversation. We actually closed down the place, Like I say, what it's a closing Yeah, well, okay, so how long did you stay? Because I've been in the situation where you haven't drinks with a friend, they leave, and then you hang out at the bar for a little while and make friends with the staff. But there gets to be a point where it's an okay amount of time for you to be there by yourself, and then there's a point where you've been there way too long and

now you're the creepy dude. No, it was only like two hours. I wasn't there to like to the sun rolls or anything like that. It was just two hours. And was this your date? Or did you ask her out on a real date after this? Well? We just met like this was opening gamut, but um, you know it was. The conversation was going well, we were joking around, So I asked her out on a real date. Okay, and what did you guys do for your date? We didn't get to clout on the date. She wouldn't go

on that date with me? Why what did you? Was she busy or something? Um, she didn't feel comfortable with the date suggestion I came up with. I suggested somewhat up an a strappicking date, like what like a helicopter ride? No? No, no, I had a little bit of drink, so I probably shouldn't have asked this, But I asked her to take a trip with me to the Mediterranean. Wad did you just say Mediterranean for a first date? Yeah? Absolutely, And that's why I was saying that if you can't go

out with her on a second date. I will gladly go to the Mediterranean with you. There's no shame in my game. There's no shame in mind either. That's why I asked you never know? So wait, did you already have a trip planned and you were going solo and you needed a partner? Or were you just gonna go buy tickets on a whim for both of you? Tickets on the whim? You know, it's not unlike spontaneity. Who did she say no to that? Or did she think about it? At first? She thought I was joking, but

I was serious. So if she would have said yes, you would have literally bought tickets to the Mediterranean and taken her on vacation with you. Absolutely, we'll be on the beach and walza right now. You honestly think it's a good idea for a woman who just met a stranger at a bar to agree to go halfway across the world alone with him. I don't see a problem in it. No, how much should I do take on the first date and invite her out? Bears every guy does that. Yeah, it's definitely a way to set your

self apart. So she obviously said no to that. Yeah, she said no, yeah, no, And I haven't heard her spoken to her since she hasn't returned my text so my voicemails or anything. I would be totally freaked out by you. Yeah, but not like ghosts. Yeah, you're moving way too fast, way too quick. If we're talking Mediterranean the first time we meet, it's going to be marriage and babies by the third day. I just believe life is to be lived. You know, I have some family

members that left me pretty well off. Oh, and you know I want to enjoy it with someone. I don't see the problem. Okay, I've never dated a rich man, so I mean that's the problem. I'd never say it rich. I'm way past that. Yeah, man, you're just making yourself just more appealing to me. You got to stop this, Roger. There's rich and then there's wealthy. So have you've tried to call her a bunch and she hasn't returned any

of your phone calls at all? Yeah, an text? Nothing, And the only reason you can think of is because you probably scared her off by offering her a trip to the medic rain in right when you make it too much, I think it's too much. Everybody loves the rainbows, right, but when they see the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, they get scared. I'm guessing. I'm guessing you, being the wealthy man that you are, don't

get turned down very often. Absolutely not. But this girl was different, and I want to spoil you and take care of her, and I just need the opportunity. Okay, Well, we'll give you that opportunity. We'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay, if we don't go to the chip, I'm buying the radio station. Congratulations. I would love to work for you, absolutely all right.

Hang on the phone, man, Okay, looking jubil in the morning, right in the middle of a second date update, And if you're just tuning in, Roger is on the phone, and today he wants to call a girl named Monica. He was actually out at a bar having drinks with a friend, and his friend left and he hung out for a little while, got to know the cocktail waitress

that's Monica. And he thinks he's not getting a call back because at the end of the night before he left, he got her phone number and then he offered her a trip beautiful Mediterranean where you'll be whisked away from your job as a cocktail waitress and get to spend a week getting to know Roger. Roger's a mild mannered guy who likes old TV sitcoms, loves himself, some golden girls, hands my ties in the Mediterranean. All right, Roger, are you ready to go with your second date up day? Yes,

let's get my girl. No, Roger, you say you're really wealthy. Yes, actually more than that. But I'm trying to play it down for you guys. Do you, I mean, do you think that maybe a woman doesn't want to have a sugar daddy like, because that's what it sounds like you're trying to be to her. To me now, I'm not looking up to be a sugar daddy. I just want someone that I could spoil and take care of and show a good time. That's it. And I feel like that was I really really liked her, you know. Funny

thing aside, I really liked her a lot. Okay, cool, Well that other phone number right now and see if we can get her on the phone and get your second day update. Okay, okay, all right, we go by the way. Second day update cost one hundred and fifteen thousands. Oh, I don't have any cash on me. Here Convenient Roger Oral Convenient checks. You can wire it. Hello. Hi is Monica. There is Monica. Hey Monica, how are you? My name is Jebil and I host a radio show called Brook

and Jewel in the Morning. Uh okay, what can I help you with? Well, I wanted to call you today because I actually got an email about you from one of our listeners. You probably have the wrong number. Are you cocktail waitress? Yes? Okay. Did you meet a guy the other night at the bar who offered you a trip to the Mediterranean? Is this a joke? No, it's not. That's very specific stuff. And that's the Monica that. That's why I'm a little freaked out. So how do you

know all this? Well? I know all that because we actually talked to that dude. Who are you? Yeah, Jebel from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show. That statement didn't make it more normal. Yeah, okay, And there's a lot of people there, so I don't understand what's I'm pardon me, I don't know I did this seems like this is very strange. We do I'll explain. We do a segment on our show called the second

Date Update. Okay, it's where if you go out on a date with somebody and then don't call them after, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and find out what happened. Oh, it's fabulous. Okay, Now, you didn't technically go out on a date with this guy. His name's Roger. Did you know that? Yes, I know

who you're talking about. Okay, you didn't technically go on a date with him, but he told us about how he met you that evening when you were working, and he really liked you, and he thinks he kind of screwed it up at the end because he offered to take you to the Mediterranean right after you, guys, met That is true, So he called you, guys. Yes, he emailed us actually to see if that's the reason you didn't like him. And you don't think that's weird. Oh

my god. I told him. I told him that it was totally crazy and that I would never recommend any single woman going overseas with the man that they don't know. Yeah, and also it's crazy to call a radio station to call me or email a radio station to call me. Well, we've been doing this segment for a while now. I know it's kind of weird to get a call out of the blue from a radio station. But he really liked you, though. Did you actually like him when you

were talking to him before the whole Mediterranean thing? I mean, without a long grade, he was very handsome and you know, very nice. But I mean it's a bar I'm working and you meet a lot of nice people that say outlandish things. When he said Mediterranean, I thought, you know, falafels, but he actually met the Mediterranean. What did you think when he brought that up after he met you? Did you think that he was joking? Of course, I think he probably asked everybody to go to Mediterranean and it

just seems weird. According to him, he doesn't ask everybody to go to the Mediterranean. It was just you he wanted to take there. Yeah, you guys believe him too. Of course he would say that to you. I don't know more than you do, but he sounded sincere to me. He cannot be serious. I mean, he just met me. It's a very expensive trip. Well, Monica, I know how to tell if he is serious, because he's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to Oh

my god, hey Roger. Yeah, I'm here. Yeah my god, I'm Monica. How are you shock? I'm sorry for the shock. I know it might be a bit much for you, and I do apologize. Maybe I shouldn't have said the Mediterranean. Maybe I should have said Miami or a Caribbean or some place like that. Place closer. I don't think that was the problem. No, that was weird to even invite me on a trip at all. You have said just

like dinner. Yeah, okay, we could do dinner. We could just go to the Mediterranean at dinner to come back, all right. I apologize. Am I coming on too strong again? So? I mean, I mean, that just seems so crazy to me. It just seem like, I don't know, dangerous, dangerous, way go with somebody I just met, to the Mediterranean. I mean about that. That doesn't seem odd to you. Listen, I apologize. I know you don't know me that well, but I'm a man of means and that's just something

that's normal for me to do. Take a trip, go here, go there, no big thing. But I think you're a very special girl, and I want to show you that. Wow. Um well, um, I appreciate that, and I mean that's I I'm not in any position to just take off, and you know, I'm happy for you that you can do that. It just seems Listen, if there's a problem about taking off from work, I could buy the restaurant

to give you all the days. Oh my gosh. That sounds crazy, crazy, yes, but part like, there's part of me that wants to tell you, like go, And there's another part of me that wants to say, Roger, you can't just buy women. That's not how it works. I'm not trying to buy love. I'm trying to buy a restaurant too. Totally different, Monica. You gotta give it to Rodger. He's at least funny. Yeah, he's very funny. That's why we talked so long that night. All Right, Well, I

propose a compromise. Let's go out on the date. I would, but I mean, it seems you seem very um extreme and hold hold on, hold on. You haven't heard my whole entire offer. We won't fly or go anywhere one and two if you like the date or not, or we'll see each other again afterwards. Apt I'll give you a car, any car you want. Oh my god, no way, what you think as a joke. I'll put the car in your name. Oh my god, you can't take that. She'd feel forever indebted to you. That's not a way

to start a healthy relationship. Well what's a good way to start a healthy relationship? Get drunk and hook up in the back of a car. Listen, I'll show up to the date in your new car with ribbon and bowl around it. And if you don't like me, I'll have my chauffeur pick me up and take me home. O god, that is quite the offer. There is no way you're serious right now, I'm totally serious. I'll send the d to the radio station. They could see that it's in your name, and I'll send the title off

me to the radio station. They could verify it. And if you like or don't like me, the car's yours no matter what. So you're offering her a car for a date, not just I'll car any carci want. Oh man, Okay, I'm excited. I don't even know what to say. I mean, well, I should say yes, that's what I think. But Monica, would you go on a second date with Roger. We'll pay for dinner. It sounds so lame now, But Roger's offering you a car if you'll go out with him.

I don't know. This is the craziest thing that's ever happened to me, exactly, So you might as well jump on this front train it gets bad or better start? Yeah, I don't what are you gonna buyer next? A private jet? Like? Listen, make your next movie your best move? What do you think, Monica? He is offering me a car, any car that I want, just to go on one date with him. Yeah, that's exactly what it is, Okay, Monica. It's one date, one date and a new car. And not only a new car.

I'll fill up the gas Paine, and that's really expensive. I just I think you're going down a slippery slope if you do it, If you say yes, it sounds so good. But I just I don't think so slippery slope made the money. Baby, Stop stop trying to throw a monkey rich in everything. Oh my gosh, what do I do? I don't know. You have to decide for yourself. I think curiosity has gotten the best of me. I'm gonna say yes. Yeah, successful second date. Congratulations Roger, thank

you very much. Yeah, and Monica even more, congratulations to you. We don't get a lot of people saying yes to the second dates because they're usually weird. I guess what it takes is somebody getting a car in order to make it happen. Offer they don't refuse. Yeah, I am freaking out right now, this is actually happening. Well, will you guys keep us updated on what happens please? Okay, will you send us pictures of her new car? All right? Well, hey Roger, before we go, I do have a question

for you. Yes, do you need any friends? You guys are my friends? Now? Okay in the morning. See I told you. Everybody texting in at seven, eight, five, nine two right now wants a date with Roger. Yeah. Old, married people, young single people, everybody. Everybody, straight, dudes willing to go gay for Roger. Yeah, every woman wanted to go out with Roger. If you don't know who Roger is, he's from today's second date update. He wanted to call a girl named Monica his first date. He offered her

a trip to the Mediterranean. She said no, and I was like, that's weird. We talked to Roger. I guess he's very very wealthy. Yeah he lets you know. Yeah, no shame in telling you how much money he has. And he got a second date, which doesn't happen a lot in the second date updates. But he got the second date by saying, here, if you go out with me again, I will show up to the date in a brand new car. You can have the car even if we don't go out again. The car is yours.

So we bought her a new car to go out on a second date, and she said yes, which I think is good. Shows up in like an old beater. He just buys her a nasty old truck. He does like some zero you know interest or zero down, and then she has to take over all the pay for the next forty five years she's paying on a car. I got you a new car. I mean I didn't pay for it anyway. Try to keep you updated on

this date, said Elation, because it's very very interesting. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back. We don't promise a free car though, with me. Okay, Moving ninety two point five