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Second Date Update PODCAST: “Kiss My Eggs”

Nov 01, 201616 min
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Today's Second Date update gave us an awesome "catchphrase" that we never thought we'd ever hear come out of someone's mouth... And it all started when one of listeners decided to go to a Matchmaker. Find out what happened in the PODCAST.

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Looking jewels a second dat up date. It always sucks when you don't get a call back for a second date, especially when that first date cost you fifteen hundred dollars. WHOA what are you doing? And that is the problem that CC is having. She's on the phone today to do a second date update with a guy whose name is tag. What's up? CC? How are you? I'm good? How are you guys good? Fifteen hundred dollars on a first date? Well, technically I didn't pay fifteen hundred dollars

on the date. It was a dating service that I paid for. So you went through a dating service and it cost you fifteen hundred dollars. That's that's the part of your email that confused me because you said in it that you spent that kind of money to do this, But why did it cost so much? Because it's a professional service that sets women up with professional men who have professional jobs, have their lives together, a lot of them, or millionaires and things like that, So this is like

a millionaire matchmaker type deal. Yeah, something like that. I mean, I've done other dating sites and I'm just I'm done with some I've wasted a lot of time on guys that just don't have their lives together, that are not ambitious. And it's not even really about the money. If I want a guy that's ambitious, aka, you're looking for a dude who has some money. Yeah, I mean that comes with ambition a lot of the time. But I dated

too many losers on all the other dating sites. All right, So tell us about this guy named Tag and your date. So Tag really nice. He does like business development types of things, you're real estates and has startup companies things like that. And they told me that he just didn't have enough time to meet the right person. Okay, So you know, we talked on the phone, then we went out to dinner, and I mean I was nervous, but I felt like it went well. Okay, So what about

him did you really like? Well, the last couple of people I went out with, it just kind of expected that it was a hook up thing, like within like the first hours, like, oh right, so when are we gonna when's this gonna happen? And these are people that you met off of this fifteen hundred dollars dating service, So no, those are people from like the other sites, the free sites, the cheap sites. Yeah, So how did your evening with tag go? Was it fun? Was there

anything interesting about it? It was good. I mean I was super nervous because I hadn't gone out with a guy like that in a while, so I was trying to come up with something interesting or impressive to say. I wasn't even thinking, and I just blurted out and asked him how much he made. And I didn't mean true, it just came out. I was super nervous. Did you immediately say I'm so sorry. I didn't mean that. Yeah, I just as soon as it came out of my mouth,

I immediately apologized. Yeah, I can understand why. I think I can understand why you wouldn't want to call you back if it seems like you're only interested in his money. Well, I mean I wasn't only interested in his money. It was like an honest mistake. So what did you do after you asked him how much money you made? He was gracious about it, but he just kind of looked at me a little bit weird, And I mean the rest of the date went on as normal. So he

never answered, you, you don't know how much money he makes? No, I was like, sorry, I didn't mean to ask that. You know you don't have to answer that, and can I ask? I mean, are you coming from a place where you're really successful in making your own living right now? Well, I mean I'm not on that level, not exactly where I want to be just yet. But I do support myself, okay, all of my own bills, all of that. But it'd be so much nicer if you had somebody else to

do it for you. It's Jubil's dream too, don't worry. You guys share that together. Yeah, I mean that's not a bad idea, but I know that's going to take time. So how did everything end with you guys? Well, he took me back to my place and we had a little kiss at the end, and was it a peck or was it a more romantic It was it was kind of a peck, But I thought that that was pretty respectful for a first date. Yeah, and have you tried getting ahold of him since you guys went out?

They on this site said to wait for demand to call you, and he just hasn't called back. And how long has it been. It's been like almost three weeks now, Okay, so he's definitely not calling you. Then if it's been three weeks. Well, I mean, he might be ditching me, But then he also did say that he's really busy and he's got a lot of stuff going on. You know, he's got a lot of things to deal with with his real estate and all of that. So maybe that's it.

I could certainly be. I do feel like you're paying fifteen hundred dollars for the service. They should be doing this for you instead of us. Yeah, I mean, they should be taking care of it, but I just thought i'd rather call you guys, because you guys get it handled immediately. Yeah, we cost three thousand dollars to do. I'll send you an invoice, but we'll play a song. Come back, call him and get your second date up date. Okay, okay, thank you, all right, hold on brooking jubil in the morning,

may come and make me on the phone. Right now is CC And she actually spent fifteen hundred dollars on the matchmaker to make her a match, and the match doesn't seem to be working out because the dude is not calling her back and she can't figure out why his name is TAG And we're about to get him

on the phone and see if there was a problem. Now, Ceci admits that she did make a mistake on their date and actually ask him how much money he makes, such as, I guess she paid this much money on a matchmaking service because they helped find like guys who are well off and have great careers and are just too busy to date. So she actually asked him how much money he makes. And he's seemed a little bothered by that. But the date did end with a little

peck on the lips. But she hasn't heard from him since, and we're about to get him on the phone. Cec. Yeah, do they actually play that song for you when you walk into their office? Good? As much as I'm paying them, Yeah, they really should. If this doesn't turn out, Are you gonna stick with this matchmaking company? Um? I might ride out the rest of my contract because I still can have a couple of months that I'm covered with it. I won't renew. Well, I'm gonna dial his phone of

it right now. Get him on the phone and find out why he's not calling you back. Okay, thank you, you're welcome. Hello, this is hard Hey tag, how are you good? How are you? Who is this? This is jew Bil I host a morning radio show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Um, well, what is this regarding or I don't have a lot of time, I'll make this quick. It's regarding a date you recently went on. What how did you get my number? Well? I got it from the girl that you went on a date with.

She actually emailed us and asked if we get a hold of you because you're not calling her back. You're serious? Yes, I am. Her name is Ceci. No, I'm not going out with her ever again. Oh okay, that was quick. What's the problem with CC? Can you tell us? Yeah? So wait a second, are you guys working with the matchmaking service? So that's how this is happening? No, no, although I would like to because it sounds like a

lucrative business. CC actually emailed our radio show and asked us if we'd get you on the phone to find out why. She's confused and would love to see you again, but unfortunately you're not calling her back. Okay. She told us that you guys went out to dinner and was an awkward moment where she asked how much money you made? She actually told you about that, Yeah she did. She thinks that's the reason you're not calling her. I think

it's probably the reason too. That's embarrassing. Well, that was completely out of line of her. I mean it's a first date. You know, I could have believed that she did it, and and you know, she apologized to me but really interested in help. I could tell that she was still thinking about it and it was off her mind. So, Tag, how much money do you make? Tag? I'm just curious,

wouldn't you, like, I really would. I don't think we're going to get that out of you, though, but can you at least tell us what else happened on your date? You said that was one of the reasons you're not calling her back. Yeah, I mean I don't even really know how to say this. Uh, like this is on the radio and stuff. She doesn't really have a job. She doesn't have a job. She'd been telling you about

this her way of making money. No, we actually asked her because we're like, are you just going out to find dudes to pay all your bills? And she was like, no, I pay my bills myself. So I just assumed she had a job. Well, yeah, she sure pays her bills, all right, what does she do? Well? She told me that she makes thousands of dollars donating her eggs. Eggs, her eggs like her like from her ovaries. Okay, so she doesn't have like chickens in a coop in her backyard.

It's her reproductive eggs that she's selling. Yeah, no, she's not. She's not a farm girl. She's uh if I guess you could say she's a farm girl. She's farming herself. So that's how she's making her money. Oh yeah, I mean it was kind of weird, like she starts ragging about how good her jeans are and no, for real, though, you have to go through some like stringent tests in order to be able to donate your eggs. It's like, no joke. They want to make sure you are great. Eight. Yeah,

she told me all about it. It's really painful. I heard you can make a lot of money doing it. Yeah, apparently you can make a lot of money, because she said she pays her rent with it and travels. She's even done it in other countries, which you know will be scary. I go down to Mexico and a back alley some kind of harvesting rigs. I wouldn't trust that. Why does that turn you off? What about that is gross too? You're asking why that the turn off? Yeah,

I don't know, Like guys donate sperbs. She's helping people have babies. Yeah, well, I don't like the thought of her having, you know, hundreds of little kids running around all over the world and she doesn't have like a real job, you know. So like I'm going to be out there working and she's, um, I don't know, sitting in a lab somewhere getting her ovaries. Great. Hey, what do you do for a living? I work in real estate. Okay, you work in real estate. You might be able to

retire off of her egg money. Hey, tag, I also need to be honest with you and tell you that she's actually on the line listening to this conversation. I wants to talk to you. What. Yeah, I don't have a real job, tag, Um, selling your eggs is a real job. I make money doing that. I make a lot of money doing that. Okay, and I work all over the world in front country help you women. Yeah, I mean you work all over the world. You should probably put that word work in quote because I'm not

really Yeah, yeah, it is work. It is legitimate work. I have to take care of myself and I have to make sure that I'm in good condition. You have to just let your body do. It's an actual function. I mean, I don't really know how you call that working. You're just no. You have to be healthy, you need to have top quality eggs to give to other world. I mean, it's it's actual work. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah right.

Oh so just because I don't sit around in an office all day with a secretary work, I don't know what you wanted to say. Like, I have a job, I make a lot of money and I'm there working. I have a job too, and I also make a lot of money working. Well, I mean, how long can you keep that up for? It's not a real career. You can't do it threever. Eventually your body is gonna go nope, no more, you know, quick putting this down and trying to judge me. Maybe I can't put this

on my resume, but I'm a humanitarian. I'm helping people. You put that on. I mean, I just find it kind of hilarious that she thinks that this is humanitarian working. Cecy, did he come off this condescending to you? When you guys were out on a date and you just somehow missed it. You know what, book, I had no idea that he was so against helping women and helping women to have children and so against the miracle of life. What is this? Why am I suddenly like the bad guys?

I'm not against women. I just want a woman who has an actual job. Tagget is an actual job. And if you don't believe me, why don't you come with me to one of my appointments and see my eggs up close? There you go? Hey, how about that se second day to me? Would you like to go out on a second day with CEC? We will pay for it. I can't believe or even asking that question. You want to see your eggs? They come check out my ovaries?

Maybe yeah, yeah, I totally allowed him to do it. Obviously, he disrespects what I do for a living, dispects women. Come on, come see see obviously like you were drooling over how much money I made. And if I really wanted to, I could have seen your ovaries in another way. Whatever, kiss my eggs, Tad, kiss my eggs. That's awesome. That's the first and a second date update in the morning.

Oh the Obviously he disrespects what I do for a living dispects women, Come on, come see see obviously like you were drooling over how much money I made, and if I really wanted to, I could have seen her ovaries in another way. Whatever, kiss my eggs, Tad, kiss my eggs. That's awesome. That's the first and a second date update. That is a clip from today's second date update. This girl named Cec wanted to call a guy named

Tag who wasn't calling her back after their date. We found out the reason that he wasn't calling her back was because she claimed that her career was selling her eggs so that she can take vacations and stuff like that. You can get a lot of money for selling your eggs. But he was like, it's not actually a career and eventually she's just going to be wanting me to take care of her. And she was like, no, this is a career. Everybody texting at seven eight five nine, who

agrees that that is not a career. I think it is. You do. If I had eggs to sell, absolutely, you can sell your sperm and that's not a care either, except that's like fifty bucks you can sell. You get thousands of dollars selling eggs because it's like a crazy intricate process and it's supposed to be really painful for some people texting it, they're like, my friend of this

and she made like thirty thousand. Yeah, yeah, that's a lot of I don't think it's worth it and pain and yeah, apparently she has to keep her body like right all year round and eat right and everything else. I love how nobody brought up I mean, he'd never brought up the fact that she flat out asked him how much she made during dinner, Like that wasn't the problem. I feel like that problem Digger website, Yeah, I do know. My favorite thing though, was this line, whatever kiss my

eggspa kiss my eggs. That is the one thing that we can take away from today's second day, that day, the next time somebody's messing with you, just tell him to kiss your eggs, eggs. Kiss my eggs is giving eggs? Is donating your eggs? A career? Text in seven eight five to night two. I think it is a good career path. Yea, and every woman should do it. It's ready to dry up way too young and for it

to be a career. Whatever, kiss my eggs, kiss my eggs. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back, and then you can yell at them. Kiss Kiss your eggs. Five

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