Second Date Update PODCAST: Kip Kip Hooray

got the best of him on his first date. Kip, how you doing good? Good? Can I call you Kip? Yes? Actually, Kip is most people call me Kip. Okay, I don't want I don't know why. I just don't want to call you Kippling the whole time. I don't know why. But it sounds weird. Yeah, it's kind of yeah, it's a weird name. Okay, So Kip. Now I want to call you Kipling every time. I mean you can if you want to. All right, I remember you're getting made fun of by a guy named Jubils, so you're fine, dude.

Oh okay, all right, Well, Kip kipling whatever. Just tell us about your first date a little bit. What's the problem. Okay, Well, so I don't generally date a lot like for the most part, Okay, I just don't go on a lot of dates. I don't do the whole online dating thing just because it's weird and hard. But anyways, this friend of mine at work, she sort of showed me this her friend Mona, showing me pictures of her. And it sounds to me like you're trying to say your friend

from work cooked you up with a date. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Am I not explaining that right? Well, I mean you did. It just sounds like you're a little nervous maybe, and kind of all over the place. Okay, sorry, okay, Yeah, you're fine, man, You're doing a really good job. You're here with friends. Kip will help you out. So your friend set you up with a lady, right, My friend set me up with this girl, and we talked on the phone and we decided to go to a restaurant.

And you know, I picked a really nice restaurant because I wanted to impress her. I mean, she she looked really cute. I hadn't been on a date in a while, and you know, I wanted to take her somewhere where they have silverware. Yeah, I think that's a good new A woman will always love you if you feed her. Well, well, well, I guess right, but so but I got there late. I misjudged the traffic and I got there like fifteen maybe twenty minutes late. Oh wow, that that is a

lot late. Like five minutes is okay. But if you're fifteen minutes late, yeah, I know. Did you text her and say, hey, run in a little bit behind. No, I didn't want to text while I was driving. I don't know when should do that. That's a good point. Back to your date, Kip, How did she react when you were that late? Did she seem up that by that? She seemed fine with it. She she was really nice about it. But I was already so nervous because I

was late, and then this thing happened. Well, I guess I was surprised by the by the size of her. She had a really big chest area. Okay, that'll happen. That'll happen. Sometimes she had boobs. This is what you're saying. Yeah, and I wasn't. It's not I wasn't bothered by it. Obviously, but I was. I just sometimes I would catch myself, you know, not talking or looking at her face, and and I was just really nervous, and so at one point I feel like I overcompensated and then I just

stared too much at her face. Is it? It's kind of like when somebody has a weird growth on their face or something and you're like, I can't look at it, and then you keep catching yourself looking at it. Yeah. But if, like, if that was on her chest, did she too, I guess apparently did you actually address the problem or did you guys not talk about I'm serious, like, no, no, No, that her that if she had big boobs. No, well, I mean I have not a huge chest, but I

have a larger top half. And you know, when somebody's staring sometimes I'll just ask, you know, hey, appear well, if you're asking me if I went online and looked at pictures of you, I haven't. No, I don't think she's saying that at all. I think she's saying did it ever get brought up that you were having trouble paying attention to the conversation because of your date's boobs? No? I thought that Brooke was asking me if I had

ever seen her chest. No, no, she wasn't. But hey, you can always go to the website after the second date update is done and look if you want. Okay, okay, Oh my gosh. All right, So did she make any reference to you staring at her chest or not staring at her chest? No? No, not that I remember, I didn't. I mean no, So it was just something that you were self conscious about on the date. Yeah, and then I was self conscious that I was self conscious about it. Yeah.

So the whole time, that's all you were thinking about is don't look too long at her boobs. Oh crap. I looked at her boobs, Oh my gosh. Yeah, and then I was thinking about thinking about looking at her boobs. And it was just there, just downhill for you. Did you hear a word that she said on the date? I mean, I know at one point she was talking about swimming, but I have no idea what that was about. How long did you spend it? Did her staring at her breasts? Well, so that was the thing I thought

that I don't know. In my mind, I thought dinner and drinks would last like three hours, and then we were done by like forty five minutes. So I started to panic, and I was, you know, suggesting a bunch of activities, like you want to go bowling or I don't know, I just suggesting these activities, and she kind of wasn't really into it. She said she had to go and meet a friend, and you know, you know, I walked her to her car, and I didn't get a chance to like try to kiss her or anything

because she was getting in her car. And then then then I asked her if I could call her, but she was closing the door. I don't know if she heard me or not. You need to walk her to her car, and she didn't really say much to you and close the door in your face, because that's what it sounds like. Well, it wasn't that bad. I was just a little nervous until by the time I, you know, worked up the courage to just ask if I could call her, she was closing the door. I picture her

driving out of the park and I like, connect car. No, okay, kind of kid. You sound like a really nice guy talking to you, but your description of the date sounds like you acted like an awkward curve. Yes, No, I wasn't. I wasn't being pervious. Just that was what was on my mind about and I don't date a lot, and I thought that this girl was really nice and we kind of a nice time. I just was hoping you guys can help me figure out, like what when wrong? Okay,

we can definitely do that. What we'll do is we'll play a song come back caller, and get your second date update. Okay, Okay, thanks guy, Okay, hang on brooking

jubil in the morning dates. I can honestly say, out of all the second date updates we've ever done, the hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of second date updates, I've never wanted anybody to get a second date more than my man Kipling, who's on the phone right now to do a second date update story of an under gone You might know him as the Kipmeister, the Kipping dat

mister Kipplesworth. Kipling is on the phone right now. He's a great dude, but he got a little nervous on his first date because he was ambushed by a woman with big bazooms, and that will happen from time to time. Kip was not ready for it. If you were listening to the first part of the Second Date outdate. Kip

explained that he has not dated very much. He went out with a girl that he met through a co worker and when he met her at the restaurant, which he was fifteen minutes late too, by the way, she actually had a very large chest and Kip was nervous the whole time and couldn't pay attention and he barely heard a word. She said. She ended the date by just hopping in the car and leaving, and he hasn't spoken to her since. Kipling, Are you ready? Yeah, I

hope you can work to your magic, your thing, you know. Well, we'll see if we can do our thing. Here. I'm gonna doll the phonnel right now, okay, okay, Hello, I was looking for Mona. Yeah, this is her. Hello Mona. My name is Jubil and I host a radio show called Brook and Jewel in the Morning. Okay, cool. Have you ever heard the show before? It all? Yeah? No, I mean I've heard of you. I just don't listen often. Okay, cool, Well you may have never listened really before, but you're

actually on the show right now. What do you mean? I mean that one of our listeners actually sent us an email about you, about me yep, really yep, And they said all nice things too. That's great. What what what's it about? It's about a date that you went on recently? Really? Yeah, you went on a date with a guy named Kipling? Oh wow, yeah you mean k I do? Yes, I do. And he actually emailed us because he wanted us to get a hold of you. I guess you're not calling him back since your date

and he's confused. Yeah, um, is there a reason why you don't want to go out with him again? I mean, he seemed like a really sweet guy, but I get to tell he was really really nervous, like anxiously nervous, like kind of extremely awkward on a scale of one to ten and the most awkward dates you've ever been on? How was this date a fifteen? I don't tell you why I asked it like that because we actually talked

to Kipling. Sounds like a nice guy, but he was also very nervous talking to us, So I can't imagine how he would be on a date. Yeah, like yeah, like everything you can imagine, like times a thousand. Did it get better as you guys hung out longer? No, it only got worse. How did it get worse, like he showed up almost twenty minutes la right without letting me know when he walked in though, despite being twenty minutes late, were you kind of excited like, Oh he's cute.

I mean he was like nerdy, awkward cute. Maybe this could end well. But I've been waiting for him to order. And the waitress came and he gave her our menus and said we wouldn't be drink food. We were just going to get drinks. But I'd waited all day to eat. Was already after seven and I hadn't eaten, and all we were getting was drinks. Like we went to this nice restaurant and we weren't even going to get food, Like, why didn't you go to the bar? Oh? I would

have been like, hell no, I'm getting food. You don't even want to see me when I'm hungry. Right now, we were like a few drinks in and I started getting a little tipsy, and I finally was like hey, man, like I'm really hungry because obabe we order something and he was like, yeah, sure, I'll get an appetizer for us to split. Oh wow. So then he decides to get kylamari, which is fine. It was great and I was eating and he could tell that I was uncomfortable. So then he says, can I ask you a question?

And of course I said sure, And he asked me if I'm having a good time? Because my face doesn't look like I'm having a good time. Your face doesn't look like you're having fun. What did you say to that? I just smiled and put mark Calamari in right now. You were, though, probably showing some pain on your face at this point. I think at that point, a few drinks in, no food in my stomach, I couldn't hide a thing, all right, So it was just a very

awkward time for you. It was extremely awkward. You know what else is going to be awkward? What? He's actually on the other line listening and wants to talk to you right now. Wait what, Kip? Where you at Himna? Oh no, hi, Kip, hip, Kip? Why are you doing this? I'm confused? Well, you weren't. You weren't answering my messages. I wanted to talk to you and see if you wanted to go on another date. Kid. Did you hear what I said about our first date? Yeah? And but listen,

the thing is okay. So I don't date a lot, and yeah, I really liked you when you made me nervous. And I was already really nervous because I was late. And the thing is, I just showed up and I just wasn't expecting a woman of your nature to be there. Does mean what did that mean? Kids? Oh? I just mean you're very You're very beautiful. You know, you're very captivating. You have captivating features, you know, kid, that's really that's really see. Yeah, and I just I just got nervous.

And that's why maybe I wasn't the best dater. Like I was nervous and I could tell you you weren't having a good time. And the reason I didn't order a bunch of food is because I don't know, maybe we were gonna, you know, something was going to happen. Yeah, what are you talking about, Kip? What was gonna happen

if you ordered food? I don't know. Maybe you just if you know, you don't know what happens if if the date goes well, and you know, I just didn't want to have, you know, anyone to feel awkward about having bad breadth or have stuff in their teeth or anything. You mean, like if you guys are gonna kiss or something at the end there. Yeah, okay, I thought he was platting a lot more than that. Me too, But

I'm not really giving Kip that much. Tread was like damp side, slow down, No, no, no. I just meant kissing, like we might kiss if it went. Well, it's a day. How would you know, kid? You know, like I get being nervous, like going on dates and stuff, but you probably don't want to ask if they're having a good time because their face doesn't look happy, kind of a and off. I didn't mean like that. I mean, your face is beautiful, You're I mean your whole is beautiful.

You're beautiful. You know. I didn't mean it like that. I just meant like I could tell like you weren't having a good time, and I wanted you to have a good time, you know, Yeah, Kip, but like maybe you could have phrased it a little differently. Yeah, yeah, I look, I was nervous and I don't date a lot, okay, but like listen, I'm a really nice guy, and you know,

I just feel like I could do it right. You know, we could go somewhere and get food and I don't know, I think about like he's laying it all out there. Maybe next time, because it's all out in the open, he won't have those same type of nerves. I mean he's really sweet and everything he does seems pretty genuine. Well how about this, mona, Would you go out with Kip on a second date? I will pay for it? Oh? Um, free second date? What's that said? We would get food?

This time? You can get food. I promise yes. We could do whatever. We could go bowling or get food or whatever. It's the same Kip. You really like bowling, don't you. I just don't eat a lot. And that's just the last date I went on. We went bowling and we had a great time. Oh you guys don't have to go bowling if you don't want to him on it. You can do anything. We will pay for it, though. Will you go out with Kipling again? You know what? I guess he does deserve a second chance. That also

sounded not painful. You're saying, yes, yes, I'll go out with Kip again. Yes, really it's you won't regret it, I promise. Congratulations, Kipling, you got a second date. Man, Wow, I can't believe you guys did this. This is amazing, Kip, I can't believe we did it either. A text in at seven eight five nine two that says, I can't believe Jebel didn't advise her to wear a turtleneck on

their next date. Talking about today's second eight update. If you missed it, this guy named Kipling, or Kip as we call him, wanted to call his girl named Mona. He had a very awkward first date with her. I think he's just kind of awkward at everything. Yeah, he hasn't dated in a while, and apparently he was so nervous on his first date. He couldn't stop staring at her chest. Yeah, he was shocked that she had boobs when he showed up. He hasn't seen a woman in

the last I don't know lifetime. She showed up and had a large chest, and he was like, I couldn't even listen to what she was saying at all, and it was very awkward. He's like, don't look now, you're looking too much. Yeah. Another text in at seven eight five nine two says Kip needs to wear blinders on a date so he doesn't get distracted. He does except her instead of blinding the sides it's just blinding anything

below eye level. Yeah, and somehow we were actually able to get the girl to go out with him again. I don't know how, but I'm very happy. I was pulling for him the whole time. He sounds like a great dude. Just did it. Not good at dating at all. Do you really think the second date is going to go that much better? I don't. I don't at all, but I'm glad that he was able to get a second date. Another text in at seven eight five nine two that says Mona sounds super hot. Kip is not

even close to being in her league. WHOA wow. I don't even know he does. Kip have competition up there, there's some other ner. I would just stare straight at her chest and let her know I was doing it from camp. They got a second date. People are asking at seven eight five nine two to keep get an update on their second date. We'll see if we can do that for you. If she actually does go out

with him again, there's going to be a lot of updates. Remember, if you want to do a second date update, I'll have to do an email the show and we will call the person who didn't call you back.