Second Date Update PODCAST: Keepsakes are for Weirdos

were supposed to meet at. It happens to me all the time, Kevin, So don't feel too bad, but mostly just because I don't pay attention to what people are saying to me, and then by the time I'm like, oh my way, I'm like, oh crap, where we're supposed to meet? And then I don't show up. So thank you for joining us, Kevin, appreciate your email. Thanks guys. Hey, now you actually didn't make it to dinner on your first date because you couldn't find the restaurant. Yeah, I'm

hoping it wasn't your suggestion to go to this restaurant. No, no, she just gave me the name of the of the place and didn't give me an address, so I had to I guess my GPS kind of freaked out and kind of just putting the side between which restaurant it was. Yeah, that happens to me all the time. It's usually the user's fault and not the GPS. But I blamed my GPS non stop. I'm like, oh, stupid thing took me completely on a wrong street. So are you normally bad

with directions and finding places? Does this happen to you a lot? Or is this kind of like a one time weird thing. I'm not very good with directions. I barely know where I am anyway all the time. So how late were you to the date? Well, she actually ended up calling me about twenty five minutes after we were supposed to meet. Why wouldn't you call her and tell her, Hey, I'm lost, where are you? Well, you don't want to appear like the guy who can't find things,

and just were you in contact with her? Though? At least like you don't have to say I can't find the restaurant, I'm a dumbass. You can be like, hey, I'm away just running a little late. Did you at least do that I sent a text saying that, but that you know that only gets you ten or fifteen minutes, right, And then she finally called you. And how that conversation go?

I admitted that I was a little turned around, and she asked where I was, and I told the location, and I told her the crosstreets and it was like a block or two from her apartment. So she said, I know where you are. I'll come meet you and we'll go back to my place for a drink. Well that was quick. Yeah, either you're a really creepy stalker and you already knew her apartment was a genius way to get up there, or you just got super lucky by being right outside of her apartment. Yeah, I was,

I thought, perfect, you know, super lucky. It's it's great. And then she met me and we went up and had a few beers and and then it just got a little odd. How was the conversation when you got up there? At the beginning, it was nice, She was really sweet, and she had a nice place in which I, you know, I love seeing how people live, so it

was really great. And then we were only there for like twenty minutes and she got a text saying that her roommate was coming home and that I guess her roommate had just broken up with her boyfriend and she needed to kind of console her. And so there was one quick drink and then she kind of ushered me out. Okay, Kevin, do you feel like that's legit? Yeah? I don't know. You don't want to assume someone's lying to that quickly. Yeah, but that kind of feels like that's odd to me. Yeah,

it seems like interesting timing. You kind of blew it and didn't show up for dinner. She had to come meet you through you a pity date by the being like, yeah, I come up to my place, whaba beer. And then all of a sudden she receives a text from her roommate who just got got through a break up, and she has to ask you to leave. It seems kind of she didn't have to invite him to her apartment though, I mean, yeah, because it seems like there's a couple

of things going on. It's like, if she didn't want to see me at all, she could have easily said, you know, I have something else to do. You know, she brought me up for a drink, so it was kind of like I was getting two sides of a different story. So when you finally left, did you guys make plans to see each other again? No? And I checked her three times after the date, and I haven't heard from her at all. No. Nothing. What was the last thing you guys said to each other? Um, I

think I said, I'll catch you soon. I don't know how she didn't fall had a liar on the catch you on the flip side, buddy, and then you took off. So you haven't heard anything from her. You've tried to text her three times and not a word back. Yeah, you know, I just I want to find out whether it was me that did something wrong. I don't, you know, I don't date much. I worked with computers and and

I don't talk to people that much. So I want to make sure if it's something I did, and I want to know what it is, just so I can like fix it the next time or figure out if this something I showed or shouldn't be doing. Well. Yeah, you should make sure you know where the restaurant is and show up on time. We'll tell you that right now. And the whole thing is really a bummer because in the short time we were together. She seemed really cool and really nice and she's really pretty, so I thought

I had everything going. But all right, well we'll play a song, come back, get her on the phone, and get your second date up date. Okay, that'd be great. Thanks, hang on brooking in the morning. All right, here we go. Kevin is on the phone with us. He wants us to call a girl named Olivia. They had a pretty terrible first date. Yeah, I mean, Kevin didn't even show up to dinner because he couldn't find the restaurant. She finally had to call him to see where he was.

He was actually close to her place, so she said, fine, I'll come meet you. They went up to her place, had a couple of beers before she said she got a text message from her roommate who had just broken up with her boyfriend and she needed to talk, so Kevin had to leave. She basically kicked Kevin out. Are

you about ready to give her a call? Yeah? Now, if you find out that she lied about that text message and whanted you gone and was maybe upset because you didn't show up for dinner and she had to come meet you, what are you going to try to say? To her in order to get a second date, because you want to get another date with her, right, that's why we're doing this. Okay, So what are you going

to say to her? I guess maybe assured her that I could never do that again, and I'll make sure I know exactly what the restaurant is for the rest of our dates. Yeah, and you said, I mean, you said you haven't been on a date or many dates because you spend a lot of time in front of your computer. Yeah. I don't meet that many people in person, so I do a lot of dating websites. Were you awkward when you're at her apartment? In just the entire time? Anyway?

I try not to be. You don't sound very awkward on the phone right now, so unless you were doing something really strange. But I'm gonna guess it's probably the fact that you didn't show up for dinner. I would think that would make anybody angry. So I'm about to dial it right now. Are you ready to go? Yeah? All right? Man? Hang on? Hell? Can I speak to Olivia? Ah? Yeah, sir, Hey Olivia? How are you? This is Jebil from Brook and Jewil in the morning. Hello, how's it going? Good.

I'm sorry. Who are you from? Jebil Brook and Jewel in the Morning the radio show? Am I disturbing you at work or something? You so? Uh? Yeah, sorry, I'm I don't mean to be rude. Why I'm no, is this like a promotion to buy something? It is not a promotion to buy something. I'm actually calling you because a listener of ours sent us an email about you and he wanted us to call you. Okay, I'll explain. His name is Kevin. You and him recently went out

on a date. You probably remember Kevin because he couldn't find the restaurant you were supposed to go to and you ended up going back to your place and just having a few beers. Right, okay, Well, Kevin really liked you and is wondering why you're not calling him back. Is there something that Kevin did on your date to make you not want to see him again? You know, I just don't really feel like it's something to talk about. And yeah, okay, but is it more than him not

being able to find the restaurant. No, that was super irritating and like what, grown man, I can't find a freaking restaurant. But no, that's not the issue. That's not the issue. No, he is this something did he just like write an email and you guys are calling me in like wasting my day or yeah, that's pretty much exactly what happened. And I know, I know that you're at work and you sound busy and I don't want

you to what's that? I just want to know, like with the premise of this, so that way I know if I need to change my phone number. No, we won't be calling you ever again after this. I'd appreciate you though, hanging on because it's a segment we'd do on our show called the second Date Update. Basically, we want to tell Kevin what he did wrong on your date so he can learn not to do it again on other dates. It sounds like you don't want to see him again. Can you tell us what the main

issue is? What did he do? He? I went to the kitchen to make us a drink, and when I came out, he wasn't in the living room where I left him, and where he was coming up from did not seem like the bathroom, and he seemed really weird about it. He just seemed weird. And then I went I went back. It was just got really awkward. It's not that big of an apartment, so it's not that hard to find the bathroom, and my door to my bedroom was a jar. You think you went in your room?

I think he stole a pair of my freaking panies? What for? Why do you not want him anywhere near me? Hold on, Okay, I was just gonna say that he went into your room and that's weird. But you think that he stole a pair of your underwear? I think he couldn't find a restaurant, but he could find my freaking underwear. Drool. Okay, that's that's a big claim. Are you sure you're not just imagining something? Why would you

think that he would do that? He was just so weird and it just it was like awkward from the beginning, and I felt like I had made a bad decision even when I was letting him into my apartment, and it just got worse. And then when he wasn't in the living room, like why didn't he just say hey, can I please use your bathroom? Like having come in fourtesy if you're a stranger, And then are you just assum thing that he stole your underwear? Like how do

you are you missing underwear? Yeah, you could have possibly left that there, right, Yeah, But if you have a gut feeling about something and I don't remember hearing the toilet run like you know how after you pee and you flush, it kind of like runs for a little bit to say, I don't remember hearing that, are you missing underwear? I have? Like, Okay, so you don't know. I know I know every single one my underwear, so

you don't. You don't really know. You don't have any proof that he took your underwear, but that's just what you're thinking. Yeah, I think he's really weird and he creeped me out and the freak flag went off, and I asked him to leave my apartment. You don't want to ask him if he did take your underwear? Uh? Sorry, my boss is giving me a wordless right there. Okay, what was your question? You don't want to ask him if you did take your underwear? No, I don't ever

want to this again. Oh that's a shame because Olivia, he's actually on the their line and I would love to find out, Kevin, did you steal Olivia's underwear? I would never steal anyone's underwear, let alone like on a first date. I was using the bathroom. Oh really, you're using the bathroom. Yeah, you didn't have to talk and didn't wash your hands. You were just in there to check yourself out in the living room. No, I had to pee quickly. I was in a car driving around

for twenty five minutes straight looking for the restaurant. Honestly, I don't care if you had to be any pee. I don't care. You're creepy, and I don't ever want to go out with you again. Okay, when you don't know for sure that he stole your underwear, Olivia, like you could be just making that up. Even if he didn't steal my underwear, the fact that my first instinct was that he did makes me believe that this is

not husband material. Good idea. There's lots of weddings that have started off was so creepy, lack of timeliness, lack of eye contact, awkward breathing. You just described like most men, Olivia looked. I am truly sorry if you felt I was creepy, but I absolutely did not take your underwear. I wasn't even in your bedroom. Please just give me another chance. I'm sorry. I just really can't deal with this right now. And no, it's just you were too creepy.

I have a job to keep, so good luck. All right? Oh, Kevin, did you take Olivia's underwear? No? Be honest, Kevin, are you creepy? What is so creepy about you? I don't know that. Wow, that's nothing I can fix, Kevin? Are you look? There's one or two things here. Either you are creepy and you stole our underwear or Olivia's crazy. Yeah, and she's the weird one who just assumes that by you going into her bathroom you're stilling her underwear. What

is it? You don't I was really embarrassed for not finding the restaurant, So maybe I was acting weird and strange, But I didn't your underwear, So that that is crazy. He's He's gonna admit to us anyway, probably wearing him right now, ke Kevin, are you wearing Olivia's underwear? You guys, don't feed up on him. If he stole them, why would he call us for crazy? People do crazier things. Yeah, maybe she's crazy. I don't think so. I believe her gut instinct. I think if she had such a gut instinct,

would she invite him into her apartment. Well, yeah, Kevin. A look, I didn't get to ask her if she wanted a second date with you. Yeah, normally I do that. You know what, how about this? Uh? If you want to date with Kevin Texas seven eight five nine two. He might be an underwear thief, but I'll pay for you to go out with him. I am not an underwear thief. You guys could go to Victoria's Secret together. Yea,

in the morning. I knew the people that listen to our show were pretty desperate, but I had no idea how desperate they were until after this second date update that we just played his brook and Jewel in the morning. I'm moving ninety two point five. Why do I say that? Well, Kevin wanted us to call this girl named Olivia. We got her on the phone. She wasn't calling him back. After their date. She accused him of stealing her underwear.

It's a big as she has no proof that he stole the underwear, but he doesn't really make a good argument that he didn't still the underwear, So we don't know who's crazy here either. She's just automatically thinking that a guy's going to steal her underwear or he's an underwear thief. I said at the end of the second date update. This is something that I never do. I'm like, hey, if you want to date with Kevin, text us seven eight five nine two, We'll give you a date with

a possible underwear thief. All right. That's usually not a ringing endorsement for a guy, a computer guy that doesn't date very much, that couldn't use his GPS. It's a possible underwear stealer. Yes, who might still your underwear. But so many texts in at seven eight five nine two. Hey, he can steal my undies anytime. Another one that says I'll go on a date with Kevin sounds like he needs a chance to redeem himself. Dating can really blow sometimes. Okay,

the guy might be an underwear thief. We don't know. Another one says he can date me. I don't wear underwear, so it's fine. Oh God, get it. And this is why we always complain I can never find a good man. This is not for you, Brookewin. Brooke is always shocked how I get chicks. I'm like, guys can do this. And if you're sitting there single right now, and you want to be in a relationship, and you're wondering why you can't find somebody. Think about this second date up?

All right, a possible underwear thief can get a lot of people interested in him, and you can't get a date. What are you doing wrong? No one cares about red flags anymore. Yeah, well we don't you know, we don't know if he stole it. That's true, And I feel like she's jumping to conclusions he might have been weird. But I feel like I feel like she's just like, no, it's it's weird. Okay, if you're going a date with someone that's weird, that's that's kind of strange. It's okay

to be like, all right, they're creepy. I don't want to deal with them. But just to go to the place that he stole my underwear, no proof, kind of no. Yeah. But the thing is is that she went and it specifically said even if he didn't steal my underwear, that that was my immediate reaction to him using my restroom is probably a problem. I just think, hey, it's not going to work out between what kind of girl has that immediate reaction where it's just like, oh my god,

he's still he might have been in my rooms. It's a weird response by her, and he's a weird dude. It obviously just didn't work out, but it looks like we're going to find him a date no matter what. Someone wants to be underwear bandit buddies with him, friendship too, right, Yeah, he's got friends all over the place. If you want a second date update, all you have to do is his emails Brooke and jebilet move at nine to five dot com. We will call the person who didn't call you back