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Second Date Update PODCAST: Just Be Straight with Me

Jul 12, 201614 min
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One of our listeners was out with her friends when she met a mystery man... they partied together all night and when she finally got the invitation that she was looking for, it ALL went wrong. Find out what happened in the Second Date Update Podcast.

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Rooking Jewels. Second date update. It's always comforting when you ask somebody out on a date and then they laugh at you and never speak to you again. That's all. And that's what happened to Kelly, who's on the phone today to do a second date update. She met a guy, asked him out, he laughed at her, and then has not called her back or texted her ever since. Kelly, how you do it? I've been better? So tell us a little bit about the guy that you want to

call today. What's his name? His name's Dylan, And why do you want to call him after? I mean, your email just said that he laughed at you and didn't won't talk to you. Why would you even want to call him for a date after that? He didn't laugh at me in my face. He laughed at me over a text, So it makes it so much better that way. Today have written proof of him laughing at you. You can look at it that way. Did you go on a first date with this guy? Okay, here's what happened.

I was out with friends at a bar last weekend and we were just hanging out. They're like five or six of us, and it was actually one of my friends who met Dylan at another part of the bar and kind of brought him over to our group and we all just started talking and he was really funny. I don't know, we just had a really great time.

We were talking the rest of the night, and you know, at one point my friends were like, oh, we should probably let's go to it another bar, and he said, yeah, I'll come along with you, and so the whole group of us just went to a couple more bars after that and we closed the bar down. Did your girlfriends think that you were going to hook up with him? Well, it was a group of girls and guys, and everyone

could tell we were hitting it off. Like a couple of them pulled me aside and like, hey, this guy in you right mostly so at the end of the night, when the bar was closing, he actually Dylan invited everyone back to his place, like the whole group, because we were having a really good time. And of course I'm into him at this point, and so I'm the first to say, yeah, absolutely, you just jumped into his arms

right there, take me back to your place, Stallion. I was a little cooler than that, I hope, Okay, But unfortunately, the rest of my friends were either tired or had something the next morning. So absolutely no one else said yes to the invite. Really, everybody, everybody killed your game. Everybody threw salt in your game that night. Yeah, why couldn't one of your friends have stepped up and be like, yeah, I'll go with you and hang out on the couch.

We oh, you guys, do whatever. Take one for the team people, But not one of them stepped up to the plate. So at that point I thought, oh, maybe he'll say, oh, well, I guess it's just you and me. We'll watch a movie or whatever. He kind of started to back pedal and said, oh, well, then then the time. We'll do it another time, okay, And so did you guys exchange I mean you obviously exchanged. Yeah, we have exchanged numbers, like earlier in the night, Like at one

point everyone got their phone out. Oh we're having too much fun. We need to do this again. So he said, yeah, I have everyone's number. We'll do it next weekend or sometime else. And so at this point, I don't know what's going on. Maybe I read all the signals wrong, but I really felt like we hit it off, like we made some sort of connection. And it really felt that way. So have you reached out to him other than that night? I sent him a text the next day, and what did it say? I had a lot of

fun with you last night. Maybe we should try it in a smaller group next time, like just me and you. Yeah, that sounds pretty smooth, very smooth, I thought so. And then a little while later he texted me back ha ha and is and that's what you're talking about where he laughed at you? Okay, what did you say back to him after? Haha? I just texted why is that funny? And did he respond to that? No? No response after that? And is that all you've heard from him? That's all

I've heard. Why do you think he would laugh at you like that and then not explain? I have no idea. That sucks. Yeah, I mean it's not like I'm a troll or something. I'm a cute girl. Yeah, that's really rude. Actually, I don't know. Maybe he has a wife and kids somewhere. That's very possible, Like, how where do you think I'm gonna cheat on my wife and kids for you? In no way. I was just asking you to come back to my place and hang out for no reason. Yeah, he never made it seem like he was in a

relationship the night you guys hung out. No, not at all. It was never like, oh, well, my girlfriend maybe asleep, but we can all go hang out at my place. Maybe he was really drunk and he just didn't remember me. That's possible too. He could have been like, I don't know who you our, crazy lady. I never hung out with anybody last night because he was like blacked out drunk or something. But yeah, anything's possible. I just really

confused and I need your help. All right, Well we'll play a song, come back, call him and find out why he laughed at you and won't call you back. All right. Look at your second date update right after this brooking jubil in the morning second Today's second date update is just more proof that nice guys finished last. It's a lot of dudes out there who were trying to be sweet with the ladies and ask him out,

and they're getting turned down left and right. But guys, all you really have to do to get a woman so interested in you that she'll call a radio station to try to get a second date with you is just laugh in her face when she asks you out and she will be hooked. That's exactly what happened to Kelly, who is on the phone to do a second date update. We just talked about what happened to her. Well, I use the term date loosely with a guy named Dylan. They met while they were out one night, really hit

it off. At the end of the night, he was like, everybody, let's go back to my place, but none of her friends wanted to go, so they ended up parting ways. The next day, she texted him, why don't we just hang out together? In his response, ha ha, and then she asked, why would you say that? And she has not heard from him since, so she wants to call him today and find out why he would laugh at her, and then see if she can get a second date. Kelly, you ready to give him a call? Yeah, let's do it.

I don't know how I'm gonna do this, Like, I feel like I'm gonna get him on the phone and then he's gonna be a jerk to me, and then I'm going to fall in love with him by the end of the conversation and I'm gonna want a date. You might You guys all exchanged phone numbers so has any of your other friends heard from this guy? Not that I know of. I've been kind of too embarrassed to ask any of whether to be like, hey, remember that cute guy we met? He totally laughed at me

and blew me off. All right, I'm gonna doll the phone number right now and see if we can find out what's up. Okay, okay, Hello, Hey, can I speak to Dylan please? This is Dylan. How you doing. This is Jebil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. I think you might have the wrong number. Oh, I don't think I have the wrong number. Your name is Dylan, right, Yeah, this is Dylan, but I don't know Jebil. No, that's fine. You're not supposed to know me. I don't understand. This

is Jebil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. It's a morning radio show and I'm calling you because one of our listeners recently sent us an email about you. Her name is Kelly, and you recently hung out with her. Kelly. Yeah, let me refresh your memory. You were out at a club a little while ago. You guys hung out for a while. I had a good time. Then she texted the next day asking if you wanted to hang out solo with her, and all you sent back was ha

ha and laughed at her. Oh, don't keep laughing yer, Okay, so you do remember? Well? Yeah, yes, sir? All right, Well, Kelly emailed us because she felt like there was some sort of a romantic connection there between you two. But is wondering why you would just laugh at her and then blow her off? Wow? That really couldn't be further from the truth. Really, I mean, we had things in common that we were talking about. I mean, she was

nice to talk to you, she's fun, all right. Well, why would you laugh at her when she asked you out on a date. That seems kind of rude a little bit, don't you think? Well, no, I think she was joking obviously. I mean what would I go on a date with Kelly? Um? I don't know, because maybe you thought she was cute and funny and fun to hang out with. I mean, you're nice to a straight girl and they just can't figure it out. Nice to a straight girl? Is that what you say? Oh? Yeah,

you're obviously. I figured she figured that out and we hung out the whole night with her. Okay, we've talked about her cute friend, the blonde guy, and I kept asking her about him, and then I just figured she knew and jump from around with me. Oh yeah, she had no idea, dude. She thought you were totally into her and thought maybe even when you asked herbody back to your place at the end of the night, you were kind of hoping that she would go back there

with you. Oh, I was actually hoping he would go back there. And I mean it was also just a fun night to hang out with everybody. Okay, just tell her that you're gay instead of just laughing at her. Well, it's pretty obvious. I mean I was not trying to hide the fact that I was interested in her friends. She didn't pick up on that at all. How is that possible? I have no idea. Why don't we ask her, Dylan,

because Kelly's actually on the other line listening. What. Yeah, you're very I'm not that you didn't notice we hung out all night with you and your friends. Gay They are another kind of game. I don't think there's half gay. Yeah, which cause is gay at all? To me? How would you not know we liked all the same things we were laughing at common Well, we do have that in common because I'm gay. Oh my god, guys we think the same guys are cute. We were talking about actors

we thought were cute. I thought we were talking about actors we liked, not liked, liked, but just you know, admire. Well, I definitely admire a bad pit. Yeah, I get that now when he played Achille. I can't believe this is happening. I Oh, I'm so embarrassed. I'm I'm mortified. I'm embarrassed. Yes, honey, honey, it's okay. A lot of fa girls gadars way off, and yours is obviously what I still coming out with your two friends. I just thought we were having normal conversation, like, oh,

how do you know this person? Oh, where did you know this person from. I did not think you were fishing for details about him. Oh, I was asking about him. He seemed really cool. Wow, he is cool. He's very straight. Oh no, he's definitely not straight. What are you talking about? He is very straight. I think we've established that your gadar is a little off. Okay, in the case of you, yes, obviously it was really off. But Jason is straight. He

has a girlfriend of three years. Does not make him straight. Trust me. I've been gay all my life and your friend gay. Oh he is straight, Kelly. Trust me, if you gave him ten minutes alone with me, he would not be straight. Wow, that one thinks highly of themselves. Well, you liked me a lot, Dylan. Are you really still trying to get a date with this guy? Absolutely? He's cute. Nice Kelly. Do you want to hook him up with your friend? He's straight? No? Oh my god, you're straight.

Girls are so stupid. I've been saying that my whole life. Straight girls are so dumb. Hey, I have to ask it anyway, Kelly. Would you guys like to go out on a second date? I will pay for you guys to go on on a second date. If we can hang out with all our friends again, that'll be I tell you what. We'll hang out. I'll bring Jason, and if you can kiss him by the end of the night and get him to kiss you back, like really kiss you back, I will give you twenty bucks. Whoa, Dylan, me,

you don't have to give me twenty bucks. I'll do that for fruit. All right. So, Dylan, do you accept the action on this bet? Absolutely? Okay? Well, I guess this is a successful second date updates sort of. You guys are maybe we made some new friends, so you guys are gonna go out again, and then Dylan can

see if he's right about your friend, Kelly. He is not right chasing his straight Trust me, Kelly, when he calls you the next morning from my bed, if you're twenty dollars to my nightstand, you'll know that he is gay. All you guys have to update me because now I need to know about her friend. Oh my gosh, broken Jubil in the morning,

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