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Second Date Update PODCAST: Jury Tampering Dat Ass

Sep 23, 201914 min
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In today's Second Date Update one of our listeners wants us to call a guy she met at Jury Duty...Even though they had a great time... the guy felt ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE about what happened after the date. He even wishes he had NEVER met the girl in the first place! Find out what it was in the podcast.

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Rooking jewels. Second dat up day, The woman on the phone for a second date update today met the dude that she wants to call in a very unconventional place. She met him at jury duty. Right, that's crazy. She was on jury, he was on trial. She would toss him a wink and a smile every once in a while, and then, oh, looks like it's a hung jury. They needed twelve to convict, but only eleven went along with it. Get it a hung jury? Want to maybe go out

for some drinks later? What do you think? That's actually I don't think how it happened at all. But in her email it said that they met during jury duty, So let's ask her about it. Hey, Melissa, how are you? I'm good. How are you guys? Good? So? Was the guy a criminal? And that's how you guys went out on your date? No, no, we're both jurors. Oh that's too bad. Really ruins a sexual annudo jokes too. That's so you guys had jury duty together. That's an interesting

way to meet somebody. Yeah, yeah, I mean it definitely wasn't expecting it, that's for sure. Yeah, and you may be the only person ever to have enjoyed jury duty because you know, the only person I'm out of mind was like a really surly old lady and I was attracted to her, but she had not want to go out with that. Swee turned down by the best of them. So tell us a little bit about this guy. What's his name? First of all, his name is Mark Mark. Okay, and what did you like about Mark? Oh? Well, I

mean I was definitely attracted to him. He was really really nice. He had brown eyes, which were like my absolute favorite, and clearly hair, and he wore glasses and it's really really cute. And he asked me a lunch every day. Okay. Now, were they actually like dates or was it just that you were the cool one on the jury that he wanted to hang out? Yeah? I mean, I don't know they fought like dates, because I mean,

like there were more women on the jury. It wasn't like I was the only one, you know, So he definitely specifically asked me. Right, So we went out every day. We talked a lot, and we kind of discussed the trial, but we also talked about our personal lives and felt like I got to know him and he got to know me. Oh my god, I would have shown up for the first day with like no makeup and some sweatpants on, and then by the third day of jury, did it'll be well, I look at these tight little

pants and my makeup and my hair is all done. Yeah. I was definitely looking a little better by the end of the trials. Yeah, it looked so different from the first day I met you, just a little bit. He's not calling you back though, I mean, did you guys go on a date after your jury stuff? Not after? But we had talked about during one of our lunches that we would like to get together after the trial. So we definitely have plans to get together, and we

changed numbers and everything. So I was waiting for him to call me after, you know, the trial ended, and he hadn't. So I've sent him a text and you didn't respond, and there's just I mean, there's no way you could have gotten something confused. Where for him it was a friendly lunch and for you is a little bit more. No, it was definitely not casual, like he was flirting with me. I mean like he would, you know, like touch my leg and stuff, and who were sitting

at the bar. He would make a joke and then like, you know, it was just you know, flirty touch me, so he'd like make a joke and then just grab your thigh and stare at you. Exactly. That's exactly what happens, super sexy. Yeah, and it's been how long since you, guys, since you sent him a text message? It's been about a week, about a week, and you've heard nothing at all? Yeah, nothing. All right, we'll play a song, come back, call him

and get your second day up date. Okay, all right, thank guys, Okay, brooking jubil in the morning Second Date. In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important groups, the police who investigate crime and the jurors who go on their lunch break and try to bone These are their story. Welcome to another edition of Law and Order Second Date Update Unit starring Melissa and Mark. If you miss the first part,

Melissa is on the phone. She wants to call Mark today. They actually had jury duty together, went to lunch every single day, very very flirty, even made plans to go out after the case was over. But since then she has not received a call from him. She's tried texting him to get together and nothing has been over a week now, and she wants to get him on the phone and find out why he's not calling her back. Melissa,

are you ready? I'm ready. And you didn't notice anything on any of your lunch dates with him that, maybe, I don't know, change the atmosphere between you two. No, I don't think so. I mean the only thing like I mean, I said that I like unicorns and rainbows, but I don't think that that would have I don't know, I don't think that would have been Like, but you don't think unicorns. You don't think unicorns are real or anything? Right? No? No, no, no, Okay,

you can see how that might happen. Yeah, yeah, we've had things like that down in the past on a second day update, so I wouldn't put it past you. Like no, we argue for hours about the fact that unicorns do exist out in the wild. All right, I'm gonna dial his phone number right now and see if we can find out what the problem is. Okay, all right, thanks guys, here we go. Hello, Hi, I was looking for Mark. I'm speaking Is this Mark who served jury

duty just about a week ago? Yes, awesome, I'm from the district attorney's office and I need to speak with you about so I don't think you could say that. No, Uh, what's going on? My name is actually Jubil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning, the radio show. Okay, close to the same thing. What is this, what's what's happening? Well, it's a segment that we do on our show called the Second Date Update, And one of our listeners actually emailed us to get a hold of you. Her name

is Melissa, and you two had jury duty together. Yeah you really did, yep. And you guys went to lunch like every day that you had jury duty, right, Yeah? Why you know that? Why I know it? I'll tell you why I know I know it because we talked to Melissa, and she's really confused because she said that you guys were flirty going out to lunch every day, and she thought you guys were going to actually have a date after the case was over, and now you're

not calling her back. So she wanted to see if we could get you on the phone and ask why, Oh man, um, is there a reason that you're not calling her back? Did you not like her? No? No, no, that that's a complete opposite. Like I was I just fell for this girl, man, like hardo, Wow, yeah, it was Wait, if you liked her that much, then why would you not return her text message or her phone call? Because I don't trust myself around here, to be honest with you. Oh that's such a line of bs. What

does that mean? Are you married or something? No, I'm not married. It wasn't anything like that. Like, I just really I realized that, like probably wasn't great for me to be around her. Like, how though, what do you mean she kind of I mean she didn't do this intentionally, but she like inadvertently changed my vote for this trial. What and after like I got back and I was like, oh my god, like I just put this dude away when I didn't really believe that he was guilty because

she did. And we were talking and it was just like, oh no, yeah, totally completely. I know I agree with you, of course, you know, and I and I oh, man, yeah, dude, I just I didn't. So she told you, Okay, sorry, you're confusing me a little bit. So you voted that this guy was guilty, but you didn't think he was guilty because of her. Yeah, I don't. I can't really explain it. To be honest with you. I mean, she's just she's she's so beautiful, my god, and she's so smart.

I would I would. I feel like I would do anything for her, And that terrifies me. You see, that's a good thing. People are like, man, you're amazing. I would do anything for you. But you feel like, listen, she can convince me to convict an innocent dude, what else could she convince me of? You know? Oh, I'm sure that guy would be totally understanding. Like, hey, listen, I had the hots for this girl. Sorry about that whole locked up day? Yeah, sorry, buddy, it was love

happy five to ten. I feel so incredibly guilty about the whole thing. I mean, this girl is amazing. If like, if you talk to her, just please tell her there's nothing that she did. There's nothing like, well, I don't even have to tell her that you can. I told you I don't want to talk to her. No, I mean that she's on the other line listening right now and wants to talk to you. So you're serious. Yeah, you've actually already kind of told about the follow is

of all the things. That's the reason. Oh my, this is so awkward. I just I mean, I didn't. I didn't force you to vote one way or the other. You just asked me my opinion and I gave it to you. I don't I don't understand how that can make you feel like you don't want to see me again. I know you didn't try and do anything. I know, but based on what you're saying, you convinced me to

change my vote, and I change my vote. And it's like, this guy is behind bars now, and if I saw your face again, it would just make me think back to that moment, and I would feel like I put an innocent man behind bars because of you, and I just couldn't. I can't deal I can deal with that. Wow, it's not even like a big case. I mean, it's not if he'll be in jail for a month. It wasn't like the sentence with that horse. It's not like you sentenced to somebody to death. Bolis obviously thought he

was guilty. So I mean there's the other side of the argument too. It doesn't matter. It's already said and done. It's over. You know then, Like this guy's behind bars right now, who knows what's happening to him in there? Because of me, and I can't deal with I can't deal with that guilt. He's probably in like a minimum security prison. I mean, he's probably like in County downtown. He'll probably be out in about an hour for you know, overpopulation. Like,

I'm sure it's not that bad. What doesn't matter. There's a guy behind bars because of me and ten other people. It's just you. I was the deciding vote. I had a vote on this man's life, and I screwed it up. Hellos are you Are you still attracted to Mark after all this? I think I'd prefer someone with more of a backbone, to be totally honest. Oh yeah, you seem like kind of a pushover burk. That's what I'm saying. I can't be a rounder. That's how I that's I

know that. I know that. Okay, So you don't want to be a rounder because you have no backbone and you would never be able to stand up for yourself normally. I am. I'm a strong willed person with a strong backbone. But even just hearing her voice that I turned into a jellyfish. Mark. Hey, Mark, I need to leave pick up my dry cleaning. Can you do that for me? Yeah? I don't want to, but I probably would. In that case, Mark, would you like to go out on another date with Melissa?

We will pay for a second date. I mean yes and no, yes and no. I guess the decision is all Melissa at this point, Melissa, do you want to go out with Mark again? It's your call. Yes, but I want him to pay for it and not you guys. Dude, Melissa, I feel like you're going to use your powers for evil arts now that I know I have them. I'll do whatever you want. Let's just get this over with him. Are you saying you'll go out with Melissa again? I have no choice. Okay, Melissa, you actually do want to

go out with him again? I need to make sure I have never been put in this position for um. Yes, I'd love to. Well. Congratulations Melissa, you got your a second date and an indentured servant for life. I think what have I done? Got a text in at seven eight, five nine two that says I don't know what kind of mind control powers Melissa has, but I will do anything for her as well. It's Brook and Jewel in the morning talking about today's second date. Update. Melissa wanted

to call a guy named Mark. They actually served jury duty together and she was wondering why he wasn't calling back. They enjoyed their time together. They agreed to go out on a date, but we got him on the phone and found out the reason he wasn't calling back was because Melissa controls him in his every move. He said that he didn't want to vote guilty for the guy that was on trial, but because she thought the guy was guilty, he voted guilty, and she didn't ask him

to vote guilty, he just did it. And then he assumed that that means that everything Melissa would ever ask him to do, he would do it. He had no backbone when it came to her, so he didn't want to see her again, just to try to preserve himself because he knows that he can't control himself. No matter what Melissa wants, he will do it, which kind of told us what he was going to say at the end when he asked if he wanted a second Yeah, yeah, of course they are apparently going to go out again.

He says that he knows it's not a good idea and he probably shouldn't go out with her because he can't trust himself, but Melissa said, Mark, you're going out with me. So he said, okay, I'm going on a date. I think he's doing some chores for her too around the house. Yeah, you know, pick it up the dry cleaning and vacuumane dishes. Yeah. Whatever Melissa wants, Mark is

going to do it for her. Remember, if you want a second date update, all you have to do is email the show and we will call the person that didn't call you back five

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