Second Date Update PODCAST: Itchin’ for a Date

you again in my life. A few days later, and he hadn't hung out with her anytime between those texts, so it went from Yeah, I want to see you too, You're disgusting without them even seeing each other. Wade, what's up, man? How are you? I am not good And I'm really confused. That's understandable. I'd be confused to if somebody was like, Hey, I really want to see you again and then the next day like you're a disgusting pig and a right.

I mean, it makes no sense to me whatsoever. And I'm honestly, I'm kind of glad that somebody is trying to help me figure this out, because it's driving me crazy. Maybe she used to. It's crazy and she's playing hard to get. That is messed up. Way to play hard to get. So how do you go from a girl wanting to go out with you to a girl calling you disgusting in the matter of just a couple of days without you doing anything. I have no idea. She

must have like googled me or something. You know, maybe she looked at my Facebook, but I don't really do Facebook very much, So she looked at your Facebook because there's something on there that would be disgusting. No, there's nothing disgusting on there. You're not married or anything, right, absolutely not. I am a single guy, single ready to make all. Right, Well, maybe it's something that you did on the date. How did the date go? Was everything cool? Yeah?

Everything seemed to be going fine. She seemed really into me. The meal was fun. I mean, to be honest with you, we did have a little bit to drink, so, you know, okay, but the date obviously went well. If after your date she was texting you saying she wanted to see you again, yeah, I mean she didn't leave really late at night, but she left late at night. Yeah, she left at like three o'clock in the morning from the restaurant. Yes, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You know, we're definitely feeling each other. And so I was like, hey, why don't we go back to my place and hang out, watch a movie. You have some cocoa. I don't remember what excuse I've made have some cocoa? Does that used to kill it with the ladies for you sometimes? I don't know. So we grabbed an uber and went back to my place and we just kind of made out and she left around I don't know,

sometimes between two or three. I wasn't awake. Okay, but wait a minute, had you guys known each other at all before this date? No, we met through a dating app and we talked for a while online through the app. But all right, so you have no clue why she's calling you disgusting all of a sudden and says she wants nothing to do with you. I have no idea.

I mean, maybe she knows one of my ex girlfriends who hates me, you know, and they've talked about me, Or she saw a weird post and maybe she messaged somebody randomly online to ask about me. I have no idea. Do you have that much. I mean, how many crazy ex girlfriends are out there? Because you sound like it it's a very high possibility. I mean, I'm not young, you know, so I everybody has at least one or

two crazy exes that you think in your mind. There's a possibility she ran into one of your crazy exes and they talked a bunch of trash about you, and now she thinks you're disgusting. That's the only thing I can think of. I don't know what else it could be. And you're not leaving anything out like, oh, I sent her a junk pick, by the way, I mean, I don't think I did that. I should. You should know if you're sending those things out. Hold on, hold on,

hold on, let me sec uh, I don't think I did. Okay, well, we'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. All right, Okay, find out why she hates you. Hang on, Thank you brooking jubil in the morning, sate. All right, we're in the middle of a second date update. And if you miss the first part, Wade is on the phone with us, and Wade is a bold faced liar. Whoa Alex Wade? What what are you talking? About. Oh, you don't know what I'm talking about.

I don't know, so, Wade, when we talked to you a little while ago, you told us that the girl you went on on a date with Texas you after the date, saying that you were disgusting. She never wanted to see you again. And you said, I have no idea why that's right. Well, I googled your name. I got your last name from our producer, and I googled Wade and guess what I found. There's a Wade in Ohio who has three kids and a wife. And you said you weren't hiding anything. What's up with that? Wade

is obviously not me from Ohio. You're from Ohio, you got kids and a wife, and you're going out on dates here hang up on a jewel? Yeah there, I looked it up. Only one way more in the entire world. And it's that guy so disrespectful to come on this show and just lie to us like that one are ridiculous. All right, Well, we're about to call Miley and see why in fact she isn't calling you back, because I guess there maybe another Wade Miller out there. Are you

ready to give her a call? Yeah, I'm ready. Let's do this all right? Here we go. Hello? Hi, can I speak to Miley please? This is Miley. Hey Miley, how are you? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in the Morning. Okay, okay, do you know who I am? No? Should I? I guess you don't have to, but it'd be cool if you did. I host the radio show Brook and Jewil in the Morning, and one of our listeners emailed us about you. It wasn't my mother, was it? No,

it was not your mom. Maybe that's another segment we have to do on the show for a different time. I don't know. But if we do a segment on our show called the second Date Update, It's where if you go out on a date and then blow somebody off, they email us to see if we can get you on the phone and ask why. Okay, he curious at all? Who emailed us about you? I don't really need to hear anymore. I'm pretty sure who emailed you, and he was disgusting. I had to go to the doctor because

of him. What you had to go to the doctor Because I'm calling about a guy named Wade. I'm hoping we have the right person, because I don't want to get somebody else's stuff out there. Yeah, you have the right person, okay, And why did you have to go to the doctor after going out on a date with Wade? He gave me headlights? Shut up? How he gave you lice? Is that what you just said? Yeah, he gave you. Are you sure that he gave you lice? I'm positive?

Why how can you be sure? Well, he's the only person that I was, you know, close with in a really long time, and after that I had to go to the doctor to get the headlights removed from my head. You have around like any kids, or there is no other way you could have possibly gotten headlights? Absolutely not. So Wade's the only person that you've been around in weeks? Well, the only person I was close enough to have those

disgusting bugs jump onto my hair from. Yes, did it seem like he was itching his head and stuff when he was out with you? Well, yeah, he was scratching his head and yeah, he's disgusting. Okay. So that's the reason you don't want to go out with Wade because you're positive that he gave you headlice. Well, would you want to go out with somebody who gave you something for me. It's my thing, Like I like going out with people that give me things in all different shapes

and sizes. But I you know, I'm into different I'm into different stuff than most people. So I guess I can see where you're coming from. Well, thanks for thanks for being honest with us, Miley. I appreciate it. I hope the lice has gone now. Oh, yes, it's definitely gone. Oh it's make me itchy just talking about it seriously. Yeah, Miley, I should also let you know that Wade is actually on the other line listening to Are you serious? H Where are you there? Miley? I don't think I have headlights.

I don't think. Well, maybe you should go to the doctor and get it checked out and then go through everything I had to go through it to get them removed from your hair. Come on, I mean, this is ridiculous. I don't have a headlofs. Are you calling me a liar? No? I mean I'm sure you had headlifs. I mean, like, I believe you, but I don't think you. Maybe you can get it from me, all right, smart Aston, Where

did I get them from? I had to go put on a special shampoo to have these disgusting bugs killed, then have a tiny little comb combed through all of my hair to get their carcasses removed. So where do you think and I got these bugs from it that wasn't from the out. I don't know where you got some. Have you stayed at a hotel? Now, I don't think you can get it that way. I'm just saying you can get life from places, not just people like these things.

I'm sure they jump around and stuff. You know, So you don't have life at all, Wade, I don't think so. I don't think so. I think you would know if you had life. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like I don't. I mean, I don't have a clinical practitioner in front of me to a confirmis. But you do have life the way and I start patting your head the entire time we were together, and they didn't. That's ridiculous. Just because I scratched my head, that's the same tim

I's had life. When you were telling this whole story, I was afraid, dunna say I have given you like gona Rea or something. This is ridiculous. So you have gone aria that's a possibility. But headlights isn't a possibility way. I don't think you're doing yourself together, so that'd be pretty impossible. But like, I actually got scared when you brought it up. You got She's trying to say, I have life, so you have other things that you could have passed along to her. I don't. I'm a clean person.

I don't have these things. And not even to say that lice is for dirty people at kids at pre school fit life. Yeah, but it doesn't. It doesn't sound that way because you're like I was so nervous. Thank god, it was just life. No, No, I don't have gonaria or any other stday I came out wrong. Well all right, So now knowing this, I'd love to ask Miley if she'll go on a second date with you. Miley, would you like to go out on a second date with Wade?

He could possibly have lice, but definitely doesn't have gonaia. We'll pay for the No. No, but what if he would did the doctor and got checked and it turns out he's clean. Would I mean you liked it a lot at one point? No, thank you, Wade. I'll ask her again if you promised to take an AIDS test that don't have AIDS. This is ridiculous. I don't know, Wade. I mean, this is just a downward spiral. This is

getting worse, like if I don't have any STDs. It starts everybody knows it starts at lice and then it goes to eight pardiculous. Whenever anybody says I had to go to the doctor after going on a date with this person, it's usually never a good thing. It's never like I had to go to the doctor because I was love sick. My heart hurts so bad it's broken. Jewil in the morning, I'm talking about today's second date update. Sky Wade went out on a date with a girl

named Miley. She wasn't calling him back after the date. He had no idea why, And then when we got her on the phone, it turns out that she's convinced that her date with Wade made her have head lice. She got lice from Wade. Text in at seven, eight, five to nine and two that said Miley is basic and Wade sounds cool. Licend everything. It just shows that

anybody will date anybody. In the second date updates, every time we do one of these, no matter how bad it is people always text him like, I'll go on a date with him. Yeah, you date a lice riddled man, like Wade, you don't. I mean, the thing is, she accused him of having lice. He said that he didn't have it. You. I just read an article where people were having lice because of taking selfies because they put their heads together, and it's like having a whole influx

of lice infestation. Yeah, yeah, so who knows. I mean, she could have got it from anywhere. I'd go out with him. She's like, you were scratching your head the whole time. I feel like you just scratched his head once. And she's like, oh my god, that was it. She got lice somewhere, maybe not from him. Yeah, And she's looking back on the date like, oh my god, that guy was scratching his head the whole time. Even if

he wasn't. Somebody else texted in at seven eight five nine two could be worse, could have been crabs, I will say, very true. It was a little suspect when Wade was like, well, I thought she was going to say, God a Rita didn't. That was the weird thing. If you missed the second date update, we got the two of them on the phone, and she was saying, you gave me lice. He was like, no, I didn't give

you lice. I don't have lives, I promise. But instead of just saying that, he goes, whoa man when you said you had to go to the doctor, thought it was going to be gone aria. I'm so specific, not just like an STD, yeah exactly. And he just kept digging himself deeper and deeper, like that's not what I meant. What I meant was there are other things you could get, And it sounded like he just had every STD on

the planet. And as soon as she was like I had to go to the doctor's like listing off all the things that he could possibly have given her other than lice, He's like, dude, I have gone aria, not lice. Okay, seriously, I'm like, I've got so much chlamydia, you know, like I'm all clammed up. I got clammed everywhere, but head lice. Absolutely not. I'm not disgusting. Another text sentence, having eight

five nine two says that girl is an idiot. You can get lice from just about anywhere, which is true. I mean, she could have been in a cab maybe and put her head on the back the headrest. She shared a girlfriend's coat who had lice, you know, or maybe a co worker who has kids had lice sat in her chick you know. Who knows. I might have given him a chance and just been like, all right, well go to the doctor and prove to me that you don't have lice, and we would go out again

because she said she liked him until that point. That's always a romantic first date story. Is we met, he gave me lice, I made him prove that he didn't have it, and we fell in love. That's what I knew. Yeah. I did get gonaria from him, however, but at least it wasn't the lice. Remember, if you want a second date update, all I have to do is email the show at Brooke and Jewell and move at nine to five dot com. We will call the person who didn't call you back.