Second Date Update PODCAST: It Puts the Lotion On

They're just like non stop. When you walk down there, people are hitting on you left and right. You know that, No, they're hitting on you. And that's exactly what happened to Ken. I guess that's how he met the girl that he wants us to call today. Apparently she was one of those lotion girls. Oh what's up, Ken? How are you? I'm good? How are you doing good? So you actually asked out one of the like kiosk people at the mall, like lotion girl, Yeah, lotion girl. Yeah, we asked out

a lotion girl. Yeah. Normally I avoid them all in general, and then I just happened to be in there, and you know, those girls are very I feel like a lot of them are sort of fake and plasticly. But something about her name's Rose. Something about Rose caught my eye and I got distracted enough to listen to her speel on this lotion. The talk about lotion. They're they're persistent. I tried to pass one up the other a while ago. She practically jumped on my back to give me a

sample of her lotion. So you got wrapped up in her little web of promotion for whatever she was selling. And yeah, did she ask your out or did you ask her out? I asked her out. I sat there, I talked to her for about twenty minutes. I ended up buying ninety dollars worth lotion. I bet you smell delicious. I can smell you through the phone right now. I do. I do smell very good thing. But yeah, something about her, she was like very like the girl next door type

of girl. And how did you ask her out? I mean, was it before or after you purchased ninety dollars worth of her products? Well, I figured that I might have a better chance if I actually bought the products. So I bought it, and then I actually walked away and then came back. Oh that's a nice move. How many passes did you make? Because you know how you do that. I think once you go buy three times, it's officially creepy. After that, I went by two. Okay, she was she

shocked when you asked her out. I think she was slightly embarrassed, but knew that I was sort of stumbling over my words. And you think she took pitty on me. If you're a guy buying ninety dollars worth of lotion for me, I would think you probably were interested. Yeah. I don't know many men just out of the blue do that that much money. Yeah. Yeah, So what did

you guys end up doing? I got a phone number, we talked over the phone, and we agreed to meet for a couple of drinks a couple of days later. So how was it when you guys went out forks? Did she seem to enjoy the date? Yeah, yeah she did. I felt like there are things that you know, we had in common and I didn't think that we would have in common. For example, I really like longboarding, and amazingly enough, she actually owned a longboard, so I thought

that was great. Yeah. I've known a couple of girls at longboard, very rare, so did everything seemed to go well? Are there any awkward moments that happened on your date? No, everything seemed to go really well. In fact, she agreed to come over and watch a movie at my house later, so we did that awesome, So things progressed quickly. Yeah, I thought things were really great. We came back to

my house, I threw in Stepbrothers. Halfway through the movie, I got up, asked her if she needed anything, and I went to use the restaurom. I came back and she was standing in my living room for coat on, and she said she was ready to leave, and I was kind of perplexed. I didn't understand. Did she give you an excuse or a reason why she was leaving? She just said that she really had to go, and she was sorry. And you know, I didn't really feel

like I wanted to press her it. You know, it seemed pretty important, so I didn't want to make her feel uncomfortable. But I did think it was a little awkward. Do you think that maybe she was expecting a little bit more action because usually come to my place and watch a movie as code for not actually watching half

of step Brothers. You know, I was wondering about that, but we were having shut your great time laughing throughout the movie that I thought that was only going to lead to that after the movie, she wasn't giving me the vibes that she wasn't into me or anything like that. So it just made it even more confusing. All right, So since she ditched you and left her place halfway through the movie, have you heard anything back from her? No?

And and here's the thing, Jewels, that I've texted her, even left her a voicemail, and she's never gotten back to me. And it's just it's just really weird, you know. Yeah, yeah, it sounds like you guys had a good time. Okay, well we'll play a song, come back, call her and get your second date update. Okay, all right, awesome guys. Thinks all right, man, hang on you brooking jubil in the morning. I figured it out. I figured out why Ken, who is on the line with us and about to

do a second date update, is not getting a call back. Okay, Okay, you met this girl at the mall. She was selling lotion. You asked her out, ended up back at your place to watch a movie, and halfway through the movie she got up and left you went on a date with a master salesman. It was all a bait and switch act to get you to go back to that mall and buy some more lotion from her. Yeah. Do you think that's it? Do you think the whole date was just a scam to sell you more lotion and that's

why she took off on you? No, I don't. I don't think so. I don't think she would have come home to my house If you do that with a case and you clearly don't have the mind of a salesman. She's gonna get lotion saleswoman up the Yeah, all right, man, I'm gonna doll the phone right now, see if we can get her on the phone and then find out if there is a specific reason why she's not calling you back. Okay, okay, Hello, can I speak to Rose please? Yeah? Hi Rose? Is this the Rose that works in the

mall selling lotion? Yes? Sold, I'll take all you got. What is going on? Hi, Rose? This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewil in the Morning, and one of our listeners recently went out on a date with you and asked us to give you a call. A guy named Ken. Oh my god, remember you remember Ken. Well, Ken listens to our show and he's sent us an email because he's very curious about the way that you left your date, and he wanted to see if we could get you on the phone since you won't answer

any of his phone. Oh I'm sorry. I'm so uncomfortable with this what happened with Ken? Because we've talked to Ken a little bit and asked him about your date. To us, it sounded like everything went cool, and then in the middle of it, you just kind of bolted. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if I'm comfortable talking about this to you guys. I mean, I just I thought we got along along fine, we did. Are you really nervous? Rose? It's really embarrassing for him, And I don't I don't

want to. I don't want to dash him. It's embarrassing for him. I mean I would assume this would be embarrassing for him. Yeah, well, we'll think about this, Rose. He's the one that wanted us to call you. Yeah, and he wanted to hear whatever reason it was, because he really liked you. I mean, the date was fine. It wasn't like it was nothing on the date. I just um, Okay, So We're watching a movie at his slafe and I got really thirsty and he went to the bathroom. So I figured I would go to the

kitchen to get a glass of water. But to get to the kitchen, I had to pass by the bathroom. And what was going on in the bathroom? Yeah, I just I got really creaked out. I just heard some noises in there. Was he like grunting? Was that the issue? I would say, they were not normal going to the bathroom? Noises? They were not normal? What do you what do you mean by that? Yeah? I heard some moaning, and I um, it seemed like he was having a very private party

in there. And I heard more breathing and more moaning, and then I thought I heard my name. And when I heard my name, no, no, oh my gosh, are you saying that? You think he was in the bathroom accosting him? So I think he was accosting something. And I now know why he needs ninety dollars worth of lotions. Are you are you sure that's what you heard? Rose? Because that seems crazy to me. That. I mean, maybe he got excited in the middle of your date. I

don't know. I mean, I don't unless he really likes taking a piss. I don't know what else is there. I mean, guys, is there any reason why you would do that in a date that maybe women don't understood before a date. You do it before, you do it before the date, so you get all the nerves out there and you don't have that whole energy taking over your body. But you, guys, were never kit. You weren't kissing or anything. You weren't making out, and you're just

even like an erotic movie. That's what was so weird. Yeah, I can't believe what I'm hearing right now. Rose. The voice that you just heard is Kin. He's actually been listening on the other line and heard everything you said. Are you kidding me? Oh? I can't believe you would say that, Ken, I didn't want to say anything. That's why I left. But you had people call me, you ask me I didn't. I can't believe this. I've been

to the bathroom. What you were eavesdropping through my door? Look, I understand you're embarrassed that you put me in a very unembarrassed I invited you into my house and you snuck up and listened to me in the bathroom. What kind of person. Are you You were moaning loudly when I walked past your bathroom? How am I hoping more that? What is well? That's crazy, this is crazy. This is

absolutely insane. Can be honest? Did you get a little excited in the middle of your date and take an intermission to go hang out with yourself in the bathroom for a minute. I listened to you guys on the radio. Why why does the pater pointy of being question? Ken? You're not answering the question, and we're not judging you, just we just want you to be open and honest about Yeah, if you did it, can just admit it? Just admit it. I mean that's the issue is everyone

does it. It was like it was just the timing was weird, and then the hiding it is weird, and I, oh, oh please, this is preposterous. Okay, what a man does in the bathroom is completely personal to that man. Okay, can okay, what else could it be? Really? I don't I don't have no idea what you were thinking was going on in your mind when you were tipting next to my bathroom door. Someone in the bathroom? You are you? Okay? You know what? I have no idea. Why just see

what you were doing? If you weren't doing that, what were you doing? I was using the bathroom. I don't understand why that's not enough for you. I went to the bathroom, okay, Ken, I don't know what I'm supposed to think when I hear of a sensual bathroom break. Rose, I don't question. I don't question why people go to the bathroom and then go sneak up and listen to know whether they're going in bathroom? Did you don't give what? I don't hear what you have? People call to find

out what's going. Why can't you just say it? I went to the bathroom to know what Rose, I don't even think about it. I would go out with you again because you I'll word about that. Well. I guess that answers well, I guess that answers my question. Then, Rose, would you like to go out with Ken on a second day? I will pay for it. Oh? No, you can pay for my therapy and Ken, you still don't want to go out with Rose again? No? Why not? You already sounds like you got what you needed at

you know that's really inappropriate. I just I'm not even gonna go there, okay, all right, Ken, next time you go out on a date, just try to be a little more quiet on your bathroom breaks. Whatever you were doing there, Turn the water on, let it run. I wasn't. Yeah, all right, Jupil in the morning.